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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Alcoholic chestnut step-uncle's house private investor
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
Hateful Lascivious Gas Station Regret
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
Arousing territorial address hissy fit
  04/18/25
Cr.
Trip Arrogant Goal In Life Dysfunction
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
Galvanic old irish cottage piazza
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
pungent hairy legs
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Alcoholic chestnut step-uncle's house private investor
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
Free-loading jet base
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
rose party of the first part stain
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Alcoholic chestnut step-uncle's house private investor
  04/18/25
...
A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
slippery gay wizard
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Alcoholic chestnut step-uncle's house private investor
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
slippery gay wizard
  04/18/25
...
Beta volcanic crater
  04/18/25
...
khaki home
  08/17/26
...
outnumbered knife stage
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
Cocky laser beams trailer park
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
comical zombie-like library tattoo
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Alcoholic chestnut step-uncle's house private investor
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
comical zombie-like library tattoo
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Beta volcanic crater
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Alcoholic chestnut step-uncle's house private investor
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
comical zombie-like library tattoo
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Alcoholic chestnut step-uncle's house private investor
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
comical zombie-like library tattoo
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
Passionate overrated hospital
  04/18/25
jfc goys
comical zombie-like library tattoo
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Beta volcanic crater
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Alcoholic chestnut step-uncle's house private investor
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
pearl headpube queen of the night
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Beta volcanic crater
  04/18/25
Ty friend
pearl headpube queen of the night
  04/18/25
...
aggressive deranged legend crotch
  08/17/26
...
aggressive deranged legend crotch
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
Hyperventilating parlor
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Alcoholic chestnut step-uncle's house private investor
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
Hyperventilating parlor
  04/18/25
...
Bull Headed Spruce State
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
comical zombie-like library tattoo
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Alcoholic chestnut step-uncle's house private investor
  04/18/25
...
outnumbered knife stage
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
tantric macaca famous landscape painting
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
pearl headpube queen of the night
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Alcoholic chestnut step-uncle's house private investor
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Alcoholic chestnut step-uncle's house private investor
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
Alcoholic chestnut step-uncle's house private investor
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
Arousing territorial address hissy fit
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
Alcoholic chestnut step-uncle's house private investor
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
Alcoholic chestnut step-uncle's house private investor
  08/17/26
...
aggressive deranged legend crotch
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
slippery gay wizard
  08/17/26
ur dumb
Alcoholic chestnut step-uncle's house private investor
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
slippery gay wizard
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
Alcoholic chestnut step-uncle's house private investor
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
slippery gay wizard
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
Alcoholic chestnut step-uncle's house private investor
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
Fuchsia thirsty yarmulke clown
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
Alcoholic chestnut step-uncle's house private investor
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
Fuchsia thirsty yarmulke clown
  08/17/26
...
mint area
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
Hyperventilating parlor
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
Alcoholic chestnut step-uncle's house private investor
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
Hyperventilating parlor
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
Galvanic old irish cottage piazza
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
Alcoholic chestnut step-uncle's house private investor
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Alcoholic chestnut step-uncle's house private investor

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Hateful Lascivious Gas Station Regret

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Arousing territorial address hissy fit

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Trip Arrogant Goal In Life Dysfunction

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Galvanic old irish cottage piazza

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: pungent hairy legs

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Alcoholic chestnut step-uncle's house private investor

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: Free-loading jet base

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: rose party of the first part stain

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Alcoholic chestnut step-uncle's house private investor

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: slippery gay wizard

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Alcoholic chestnut step-uncle's house private investor

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: slippery gay wizard

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Beta volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: khaki home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: outnumbered knife stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Cocky laser beams trailer park

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: comical zombie-like library tattoo

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Alcoholic chestnut step-uncle's house private investor

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: comical zombie-like library tattoo

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Beta volcanic crater

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Alcoholic chestnut step-uncle's house private investor

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: comical zombie-like library tattoo

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Alcoholic chestnut step-uncle's house private investor

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: comical zombie-like library tattoo

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Passionate overrated hospital

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: comical zombie-like library tattoo

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Beta volcanic crater

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Alcoholic chestnut step-uncle's house private investor

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: pearl headpube queen of the night

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Beta volcanic crater

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: pearl headpube queen of the night

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: aggressive deranged legend crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: aggressive deranged legend crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Hyperventilating parlor

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Alcoholic chestnut step-uncle's house private investor

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Hyperventilating parlor

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Bull Headed Spruce State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: comical zombie-like library tattoo

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Alcoholic chestnut step-uncle's house private investor

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: outnumbered knife stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: tantric macaca famous landscape painting

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: pearl headpube queen of the night

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Alcoholic chestnut step-uncle's house private investor

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Alcoholic chestnut step-uncle's house private investor

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Alcoholic chestnut step-uncle's house private investor

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Arousing territorial address hissy fit

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Alcoholic chestnut step-uncle's house private investor

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Alcoholic chestnut step-uncle's house private investor

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: aggressive deranged legend crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: slippery gay wizard

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Alcoholic chestnut step-uncle's house private investor

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: slippery gay wizard

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: Alcoholic chestnut step-uncle's house private investor

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: slippery gay wizard

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Alcoholic chestnut step-uncle's house private investor

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Fuchsia thirsty yarmulke clown

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: Alcoholic chestnut step-uncle's house private investor

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: Fuchsia thirsty yarmulke clown

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: mint area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Hyperventilating parlor

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Alcoholic chestnut step-uncle's house private investor

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Hyperventilating parlor

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Galvanic old irish cottage piazza

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Alcoholic chestnut step-uncle's house private investor

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50146047)