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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Free-loading Frisky Friendly Grandma Double Fault
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
soggy brindle persian orchestra pit
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
Pea-brained Obsidian Coffee Pot Antidepressant Drug
  04/18/25
Cr.
fighting puppy
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
sooty bbw
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
laughsome old irish cottage public bath
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Free-loading Frisky Friendly Grandma Double Fault
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
Hairraiser lemon international law enforcement agency
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
hairless lascivious clown
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Free-loading Frisky Friendly Grandma Double Fault
  04/18/25
...
A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
Impertinent Boyish Selfie
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Free-loading Frisky Friendly Grandma Double Fault
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
Impertinent Boyish Selfie
  04/18/25
...
Godawful new version
  04/18/25
...
Provocative kitchen
  08/17/26
...
Drab point death wish
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
Shivering swollen whorehouse
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
Orchid Violent Idea He Suggested
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Free-loading Frisky Friendly Grandma Double Fault
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
Orchid Violent Idea He Suggested
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Godawful new version
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Free-loading Frisky Friendly Grandma Double Fault
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
Orchid Violent Idea He Suggested
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Free-loading Frisky Friendly Grandma Double Fault
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
Orchid Violent Idea He Suggested
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
crystalline pungent institution party of the first part
  04/18/25
jfc goys
Orchid Violent Idea He Suggested
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Godawful new version
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Free-loading Frisky Friendly Grandma Double Fault
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Talented outnumbered corn cake gaming laptop
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Godawful new version
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Talented outnumbered corn cake gaming laptop
  04/18/25
...
Floppy boistinker
  08/17/26
...
Floppy boistinker
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
plum goyim pistol
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Free-loading Frisky Friendly Grandma Double Fault
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
plum goyim pistol
  04/18/25
...
Amber Curious Immigrant
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
Orchid Violent Idea He Suggested
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Free-loading Frisky Friendly Grandma Double Fault
  04/18/25
...
Drab point death wish
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
deranged motley twinkling uncleanness sanctuary
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Talented outnumbered corn cake gaming laptop
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Free-loading Frisky Friendly Grandma Double Fault
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Free-loading Frisky Friendly Grandma Double Fault
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
Free-loading Frisky Friendly Grandma Double Fault
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
Pea-brained Obsidian Coffee Pot Antidepressant Drug
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
Free-loading Frisky Friendly Grandma Double Fault
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
Free-loading Frisky Friendly Grandma Double Fault
  08/17/26
...
Floppy boistinker
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
Impertinent Boyish Selfie
  08/17/26
ur dumb
Free-loading Frisky Friendly Grandma Double Fault
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
Impertinent Boyish Selfie
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
Free-loading Frisky Friendly Grandma Double Fault
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
Impertinent Boyish Selfie
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
Free-loading Frisky Friendly Grandma Double Fault
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
puce parlor nowag
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
Free-loading Frisky Friendly Grandma Double Fault
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
puce parlor nowag
  08/17/26
...
rambunctious ratface stain
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
plum goyim pistol
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
Free-loading Frisky Friendly Grandma Double Fault
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
plum goyim pistol
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
sooty bbw
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
Free-loading Frisky Friendly Grandma Double Fault
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Free-loading Frisky Friendly Grandma Double Fault

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: soggy brindle persian orchestra pit

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Pea-brained Obsidian Coffee Pot Antidepressant Drug

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: fighting puppy

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: sooty bbw

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: laughsome old irish cottage public bath

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Free-loading Frisky Friendly Grandma Double Fault

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: Hairraiser lemon international law enforcement agency

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: hairless lascivious clown

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Free-loading Frisky Friendly Grandma Double Fault

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Impertinent Boyish Selfie

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Free-loading Frisky Friendly Grandma Double Fault

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Impertinent Boyish Selfie

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Godawful new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Provocative kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Drab point death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Shivering swollen whorehouse

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Orchid Violent Idea He Suggested

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Free-loading Frisky Friendly Grandma Double Fault

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Orchid Violent Idea He Suggested

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Godawful new version

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Free-loading Frisky Friendly Grandma Double Fault

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Orchid Violent Idea He Suggested

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Free-loading Frisky Friendly Grandma Double Fault

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Orchid Violent Idea He Suggested

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: crystalline pungent institution party of the first part

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Orchid Violent Idea He Suggested

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Godawful new version

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Free-loading Frisky Friendly Grandma Double Fault

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Talented outnumbered corn cake gaming laptop

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Godawful new version

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Talented outnumbered corn cake gaming laptop

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Floppy boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Floppy boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: plum goyim pistol

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Free-loading Frisky Friendly Grandma Double Fault

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: plum goyim pistol

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Amber Curious Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Orchid Violent Idea He Suggested

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Free-loading Frisky Friendly Grandma Double Fault

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Drab point death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: deranged motley twinkling uncleanness sanctuary

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Talented outnumbered corn cake gaming laptop

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Free-loading Frisky Friendly Grandma Double Fault

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Free-loading Frisky Friendly Grandma Double Fault

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Free-loading Frisky Friendly Grandma Double Fault

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Pea-brained Obsidian Coffee Pot Antidepressant Drug

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Free-loading Frisky Friendly Grandma Double Fault

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Free-loading Frisky Friendly Grandma Double Fault

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Floppy boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Impertinent Boyish Selfie

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Free-loading Frisky Friendly Grandma Double Fault

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Impertinent Boyish Selfie

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: Free-loading Frisky Friendly Grandma Double Fault

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Impertinent Boyish Selfie

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Free-loading Frisky Friendly Grandma Double Fault

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: puce parlor nowag

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: Free-loading Frisky Friendly Grandma Double Fault

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: puce parlor nowag

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: rambunctious ratface stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: plum goyim pistol

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Free-loading Frisky Friendly Grandma Double Fault

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: plum goyim pistol

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: sooty bbw

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Free-loading Frisky Friendly Grandma Double Fault

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2).#50146047)