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almost completely ruined my life by flushing a bar of soap down my toilet

it's the first week of exams and i had to buy soap somewhere...
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  05/02/17
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why do you need to flush at all during exams? you could fit ...
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  05/02/17
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piss, just open your front door or off balcony. it's biodegr...
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  05/02/17
yeah maybe next time i'll try the balcony trick
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no you don't defame anyone or discuss your body. once it's i...
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how often you hear this story
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have i poasted this ordeal in detail yet. not sure
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  05/02/17
would've been a peak experience no doubt
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cr. was glad to hear your statue was returned
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because of the ass pee?
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we've all been there
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crazy time in a man's life
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chill on the addy
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Date: May 2nd, 2017 12:57 AM
Author: At-the-ready Idiot

it's the first week of exams and i had to buy soap somewhere weird like a grocery store and the meat guy was like hey try this old spice soap it smells great so i got some. was taking a shower and i rubbed this soap all over my body and it smelled so bad i almost fell down in the shower and i was so pissed off at this soap i just grabbed the brand new bar and reached out of the shower and threw it in the toilet and flushed. i'm not really sure what i thought would happen but soap clogs the fuck out of a toilet. so with a fresh bar of old spice blocking the way i couldn't use any toilet paper and could just barely get the toilet to drain down pee but eventually i had to shit and had a brilliant idea: if pee will go down around the soap why not just pee my shit out of my ass. so i started drinking tons of epsom salt and peed every ounce of shit out of my body for several days and since i can't flush toilet paper i left the little bag from the grocery store on the ground to collect everything. so finally now that exams are underway something happened and the soap broke loose and all the soapy shit and piss residue went down and i was able dump the bag of faeces paper down too. huge relief during this stressful and scholarly time

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Date: February 11th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: Crimson Abode Nowag



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 12:59 AM
Author: Irradiated sapphire son of senegal

why do you need to flush at all during exams? you could fit 60-80 logs easily in a standard 5gall bowel with light plunging to level off each waste cycle.

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: At-the-ready Idiot

adderall makes me pee literally like every 30 minutes and i have to constantly drink fluids to stay hydrated. it's so much pee it's a pain in the ass to just pee in the sink or something because it splashed all over me

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:05 AM
Author: Irradiated sapphire son of senegal

piss, just open your front door or off balcony. it's biodegradable and cops won't dna it anyway.

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: At-the-ready Idiot

yeah maybe next time i'll try the balcony trick

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:11 AM
Author: Irradiated sapphire son of senegal

plumbers hate him

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:15 AM
Author: At-the-ready Idiot



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: ruddy striped hyena

lol

good shit

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Date: May 18th, 2017 8:38 PM
Author: Vengeful swashbuckling menage



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Date: June 18th, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: Slap-happy Range



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Date: February 24th, 2018 6:27 AM
Author: Hairraiser yarmulke



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:12 AM
Author: ebony corn cake mexican

180, pls tweet this

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:13 AM
Author: At-the-ready Idiot

too personal

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:15 AM
Author: Irradiated sapphire son of senegal

no you don't defame anyone or discuss your body. once it's in the toilet it's garbage.

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:59 AM
Author: At-the-ready Idiot



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:04 AM
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Date: May 2nd, 2017 1:18 AM
Author: Aggressive Institution

how often you hear this story

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 3:15 AM
Author: At-the-ready Idiot

have i poasted this ordeal in detail yet. not sure

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:01 AM
Author: mildly autistic pisswyrm

would've been a peak experience no doubt

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:47 PM
Author: At-the-ready Idiot

cr. was glad to hear your statue was returned

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:04 AM
Author: Multi-colored Coral Pervert Location

GOod poast moniker synergy

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:39 PM
Author: At-the-ready Idiot

because of the ass pee?

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: racy umber gaming laptop

we've all been there

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: At-the-ready Idiot

crazy time in a man's life

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:40 PM
Author: nighttime piazza ape

chill on the addy

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: At-the-ready Idiot

lmao cr

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Date: June 18th, 2017 2:41 PM
Author: Awkward Diverse Ticket Booth Tattoo



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: Talented saffron address

180 billion.

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Orange massive school



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Date: May 2nd, 2017 10:15 PM
Author: floppy claret love of her life skinny woman

180

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:05 PM
Author: Citrine Meetinghouse

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:09 PM
Author: Ultramarine round eye

why didn't you just crack-open the tank and shit/piss in there? the shit would likely liquify by the time exams ended/soap disintegrated...

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Date: May 2nd, 2017 11:13 PM
Author: chestnut bossy gas station fanboi

Flush hot water

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Date: May 3rd, 2017 7:19 AM
Author: Garnet appetizing police squad resort



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Date: May 3rd, 2017 7:45 AM
Author: Concupiscible nofapping jap indirect expression

180

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Date: May 3rd, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal immigrant tanning salon

Great thread

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Date: May 18th, 2017 8:37 PM
Author: racy umber gaming laptop

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Date: May 18th, 2017 8:36 PM
Author: Godawful violet stage

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