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Date: May 19th, 2026 5:33 AM Author: Charcoal Indirect Expression I’m at a mutual fund; not going to say which but you’ve seen commercials lol.
There’s this girl in another department on my floor who is gorgeous; she looks like Daphne from Scooby-Doo if you did a porn parody. Incredible stuff.
She and another guy (normal white; not great looking and he’s married already) are talking about dreams in the break room. He said he dreamt that he was helping his mom become a baseball player. I didn’t hear all of her dream but I heard the word “sauna” which is what got me to walk in there. I said “hey, talking about dreams?”
I know what you’re thinking which is that I said she was the girl of my dreams etc but I’m not stupid. I said “I had a dream the three of us were trying cocktails at [name of new bar that opened down the street]. Maybe we need to make that a thing!”
I figured the guy might not be able to come and if he does I’ll tell him what I’m doing and maybe he can wing. Instead they both looked at me and he said “interesting” and she didn’t say anything at all. After a moment he started showing pictures of his kid to her and then I left.
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Date: May 19th, 2026 5:39 AM Author: Light home How well do you know these people? Have you hung out or had lunch or something before? If not, seems kinda weird. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867411&forum_id=2).#49889517) |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 5:45 AM Author: Charcoal Indirect Expression Shit I guess you’re right.
How do I salvage things with her? |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:25 AM Author: Light home https://despair.com/products/persistence (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867411&forum_id=2).#49889710) |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 5:46 AM Author: Dull Fiercely-loyal Chapel Party Of The First Part Should have gone in there and just started honking her buttons (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867411&forum_id=2).#49889519) |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 5:52 AM Author: Charcoal Indirect Expression maybe but the guy was there
he looked kinda like peter straub so wasn't gonna do anything to stop me but idk |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 6:34 AM Author: Dull Fiercely-loyal Chapel Party Of The First Part homeo would have locked the door and sat down in the corner to watch you all hook up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867411&forum_id=2).#49889557) |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 6:36 AM Author: Charcoal Indirect Expression shit that would have made it happen
i'm kicking myself now
next time both of them are in the room together I'm going to go in and say, "Hey, I'm sorry about last time. I'm new to this kind of thing and I was trying to make it cool but I should just be honest" and then go and start honking her. Right when I do the first honk I'll turn to the guy and wink and then he'll go close the door. |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 6:44 AM Author: Dull Fiercely-loyal Chapel Party Of The First Part nah moment's passed
try it at your next employer where word hasn't got around you're a turbo Melvin |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 7:57 AM Author: bright racy corner I don't see any issues with this plan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867411&forum_id=2).#49889649) |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:10 AM Author: Titillating Hospital "now youse can't leave" *sits down* *unzips* *places a lone sour cream and onion pringle in mouth, chews while maintaining constant gaze* |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 9:08 AM Author: Charcoal Indirect Expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867411&forum_id=2).#49889833) |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 5:51 AM Author: Carnelian exciting round eye private investor You did great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867411&forum_id=2).#49889520) |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 5:52 AM Author: Charcoal Indirect Expression Thanks man that's great to hear
what should my next move be |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 7:50 AM Author: comical spruce death wish point Spend the next three months jerking off and pining for her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867411&forum_id=2).#49889642) |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:30 AM Author: cruel-hearted peach mood *years (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867411&forum_id=2).#49889724) |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 6:25 AM Author: crimson regret garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867411&forum_id=2).#49889552) |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 6:46 AM Author: domesticated adventurous laser beams base Is this entire thread AI? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867411&forum_id=2).#49889564) |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 6:47 AM Author: Charcoal Indirect Expression ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867411&forum_id=2).#49889566) |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 10:54 PM Author: crimson regret garrison tcq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867411&forum_id=2).#49891079) |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 9:13 AM Author: Mahogany Hairraiser University (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867411&forum_id=2).#49889844) |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 11:19 PM Author: Sticky field boiling water Here’s the best move. It helps if you have anger issues, so if you don’t chug a few energy drinks beforehand. First. Make her your subordinate. Grind at work and get a promotion if necessary. She said she has kids, find out what’s up with her marriage and see if she’s unhappy. If not then start flexing your net worth, height, whatever her husband doesn’t have. Simultaneously, if you have a wife, knock her up and be a total asshole to her. I’m talking emotional abuse, both insulting her and controlling her finances. Now that you’ve laid the groundwork, you start working on some projects together. Text her about them. Discuss them over drinks. Then find out you two click, you both get divorce and voila, you’re laying the pipe with a coworker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867411&forum_id=2).#49891097) |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 11:32 PM Author: mind-boggling gold tanning salon fortuitous meteor does it matter if the first woman or your wife is asian? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867411&forum_id=2).#49891104) |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 11:20 PM Author: stimulating purple hissy fit Link to Reddit post? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867411&forum_id=2).#49891098) |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 11:33 PM Author: comical spruce death wish point Send me her LinkedIn. I'll fuck her and you'll get disgusted by her lack of standards, getting over her and moving on with your life
Win/win |
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Date: May 20th, 2026 5:57 AM Author: Charcoal Indirect Expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867411&forum_id=2).#49891239) |
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Date: May 20th, 2026 8:15 AM Author: comical spruce death wish point Found her. She's kind of slutty...not sure how you struck out so badly: https://ibb.co/xKQNPYKV
Remember, I'm doing this for you |