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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
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  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
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  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
glittery free-loading school
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
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That’s just because the “top” players now ...
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  08/30/25
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  09/05/25
, he lisped
Fishy goyim
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Cracking Parlor
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
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  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Cracking Parlor
  08/31/25
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Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
glittery free-loading school
  08/31/25
delusional take
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this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
glittery free-loading school
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Pale swashbuckling nursing home
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
glittery free-loading school
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Bateful gay wizard
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
glittery free-loading school
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
topaz razzmatazz menage digit ratio
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
glittery free-loading school
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
topaz razzmatazz menage digit ratio
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Bateful gay wizard
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
glittery free-loading school
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
glittery free-loading school
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
glittery free-loading school
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
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  09/05/25
...
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  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
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  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
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  09/05/25
...
glittery free-loading school
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
glittery free-loading school
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Bateful gay wizard
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
topaz razzmatazz menage digit ratio
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
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  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
glittery free-loading school
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
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  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
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  09/05/25
Kenny
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  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
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Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
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Fulano the Brown Molester
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Explain
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low IQ schtick?
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#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
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#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
glittery free-loading school
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
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...
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
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  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
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  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
glittery free-loading school
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
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  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
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  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
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  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
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  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
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  01/18/26
...
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  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
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to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
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  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
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  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
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AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
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  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
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  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
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  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
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  01/31/26
Sinner lost bitch Cram it up your ass
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  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
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bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
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  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
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tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
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bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026,...
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#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs tod...
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  05/28/26
ran here. kenny vindicated again
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  05/28/26
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  06/07/26
Bump for parity
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  07/12/26
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  07/12/26
Sinner is going to creampie.
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  07/12/26
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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: topaz razzmatazz menage digit ratio

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: territorial ruby genital piercing

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: glittery free-loading school

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: massive spectacular cuckold coffee pot

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Thriller Bossy Institution

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Light headpube heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Fishy goyim

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Cracking Parlor

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: topaz razzmatazz menage digit ratio

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Cracking Parlor

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: gay federal state generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: glittery free-loading school

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: gay federal state generalized bond

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: glittery free-loading school

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Pale swashbuckling nursing home

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: glittery free-loading school

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Bateful gay wizard

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: glittery free-loading school

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: topaz razzmatazz menage digit ratio

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: glittery free-loading school

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: topaz razzmatazz menage digit ratio

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Bateful gay wizard

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: glittery free-loading school

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: glittery free-loading school

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: glittery free-loading school

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Bateful gay wizard

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: glittery free-loading school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Beta lavender lay reading party

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Bateful gay wizard

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: glittery free-loading school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: glittery free-loading school

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Bateful gay wizard

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: topaz razzmatazz menage digit ratio

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: nudist athletic conference

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: glittery free-loading school

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: nudist athletic conference

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: glittery free-loading school

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Bateful gay wizard

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: topaz razzmatazz menage digit ratio

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: flirting comical skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: glittery free-loading school

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: flirting comical skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: topaz razzmatazz menage digit ratio

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: glittery free-loading school

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Soul-stirring submissive pistol corner

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: topaz razzmatazz menage digit ratio

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: coral therapy

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: topaz razzmatazz menage digit ratio

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: glittery free-loading school

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: topaz razzmatazz menage digit ratio

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Pale swashbuckling nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: glittery free-loading school

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: glittery free-loading school

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: glittery free-loading school

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: glittery free-loading school

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: glittery free-loading school

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: glittery free-loading school

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: glittery free-loading school

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Bateful gay wizard

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: glittery free-loading school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Canary Temple

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: glittery free-loading school

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: glittery free-loading school

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: glittery free-loading school

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: glittery free-loading school

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: glittery free-loading school

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: topaz razzmatazz menage digit ratio

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: glittery free-loading school

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: topaz razzmatazz menage digit ratio

Sinner lost bitch

Cram it up your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: glittery free-loading school

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘‘ 2024, ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐ด๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ฃ

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: glittery free-loading school

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: glittery free-loading school

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Contagious mauve cruise ship mood

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: glittery free-loading school

tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49862392)



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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: glittery free-loading school

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49887699)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: glittery free-loading school

#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49905054)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Bateful gay wizard

ran here. kenny vindicated again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49905107)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: glittery free-loading school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49905296)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: topaz razzmatazz menage digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49919996)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:45 AM
Author: Bateful gay wizard

Bump for parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49994012)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: glittery free-loading school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49994028)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Crimson regret

Sinner is going to creampie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49994053)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope

Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a balanced breakfast of eggs, whole-grain bread or toast, Greek yogurt with fresh fruit and whole-grain cereal, and honey or jam. This combination provides the lean protein and complex carbohydrates needed for sustained energy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49996110)