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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
wonderful fear-inspiring laser beams
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
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  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Frum soul-stirring market roommate
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
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  08/30/25
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scarlet odious becky telephone
  09/05/25
, he lisped
awkward canary casino pocket flask
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Fragrant white theater stage
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
wonderful fear-inspiring laser beams
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Fragrant white theater stage
  08/31/25
...
Floppy Hairless Halford
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal
  08/31/25
delusional take
Floppy Hairless Halford
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
bat-shit-crazy cuckoldry
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
dun kitchen gay wizard
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
wonderful fear-inspiring laser beams
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
wonderful fear-inspiring laser beams
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
dun kitchen gay wizard
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
dun kitchen gay wizard
  09/05/25
...
self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Titillating french orchestra pit sweet tailpipe
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
dun kitchen gay wizard
  09/05/25
...
self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
dun kitchen gay wizard
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
wonderful fear-inspiring laser beams
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Aquamarine Dragon
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Aquamarine Dragon
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal
  09/05/25
Kenny
dun kitchen gay wizard
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
wonderful fear-inspiring laser beams
  09/06/25
...
drunken comical theatre
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal
  09/06/25
...
drunken comical theatre
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
wonderful fear-inspiring laser beams
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
passionate orchid field
  09/07/25
Explain
wonderful fear-inspiring laser beams
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
rose bearded toilet seat
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
wonderful fear-inspiring laser beams
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
wonderful fear-inspiring laser beams
  09/07/25
...
bat-shit-crazy cuckoldry
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
dun kitchen gay wizard
  01/18/26
...
self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
disrespectful sinister cruise ship codepig
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
wonderful fear-inspiring laser beams
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal
  01/31/26
Sinner lost bitch Cram it up your ass
wonderful fear-inspiring laser beams
  02/01/26
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal
  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
coiffed exciting faggotry
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal
  05/03/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026,...
self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal
  05/17/26
#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs tod...
self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal
  05/28/26
ran here. kenny vindicated again
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  05/28/26
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  05/28/26
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wonderful fear-inspiring laser beams
  06/07/26
Bump for parity
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  07/12/26
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  07/12/26
Sinner is going to creampie.
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  07/12/26
Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a ...
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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: wonderful fear-inspiring laser beams

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Vibrant slippery piazza cumskin

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Frum soul-stirring market roommate

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: nudist blue fat ankles multi-billionaire

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: scarlet odious becky telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: awkward canary casino pocket flask

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Fragrant white theater stage

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: wonderful fear-inspiring laser beams

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Fragrant white theater stage

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Floppy Hairless Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Floppy Hairless Halford

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy cuckoldry

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: dun kitchen gay wizard

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: wonderful fear-inspiring laser beams

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: wonderful fear-inspiring laser beams

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: dun kitchen gay wizard

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: dun kitchen gay wizard

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Titillating french orchestra pit sweet tailpipe

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: dun kitchen gay wizard

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: dun kitchen gay wizard

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: wonderful fear-inspiring laser beams

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Aquamarine Dragon

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Aquamarine Dragon

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: dun kitchen gay wizard

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: wonderful fear-inspiring laser beams

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: drunken comical theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: drunken comical theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: wonderful fear-inspiring laser beams

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: passionate orchid field

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: wonderful fear-inspiring laser beams

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: rose bearded toilet seat

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: wonderful fear-inspiring laser beams

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: wonderful fear-inspiring laser beams

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: dun kitchen gay wizard

Bump for AO and healthy meals

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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: disrespectful sinister cruise ship codepig

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal

wow i called this one re tien

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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: wonderful fear-inspiring laser beams

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: wonderful fear-inspiring laser beams

Sinner lost bitch

Cram it up your ass

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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘‘ 2024, ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐ด๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ฃ

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: coiffed exciting faggotry

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal

tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins.

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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal

#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today

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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: dun kitchen gay wizard

ran here. kenny vindicated again

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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: self-absorbed pearly stage sneaky criminal



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: wonderful fear-inspiring laser beams



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:45 AM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope

Bump for parity

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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Lawyers are the lowest form of life.

Sinner is going to creampie.

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Date: July 13th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope

Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a balanced breakfast of eggs, whole-grain bread or toast, Greek yogurt with fresh fruit and whole-grain cereal, and honey or jam. This combination provides the lean protein and complex carbohydrates needed for sustained energy.

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