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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
diverse theatre pisswyrm
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
citrine lascivious foreskin sanctuary
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
citrine lascivious foreskin sanctuary
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
citrine lascivious foreskin sanctuary
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
citrine lascivious foreskin sanctuary
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
citrine lascivious foreskin sanctuary
  05/24/26
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
citrine lascivious foreskin sanctuary
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
diverse theatre pisswyrm
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
diverse theatre pisswyrm
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
Hairless Office Generalized Bond
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
diverse theatre pisswyrm
  05/22/26
Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
diverse theatre pisswyrm
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amethyst wagecucks
  05/22/26
His moniker?
Charismatic Sienna Theater Juggernaut
  05/22/26
Colt
diverse theatre pisswyrm
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milky stimulating hospital
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Disco Fries
Rebellious ladyboy
  05/22/26
“She then left him and took the dog with her”
irate motley cuckold
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
milky stimulating hospital
  05/22/26
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concupiscible shitlib
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
milky stimulating hospital
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
amethyst wagecucks
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
milky stimulating hospital
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Light public bath
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
diverse theatre pisswyrm
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
irradiated iridescent weed whacker
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
violent aphrodisiac candlestick maker stag film
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
cheese-eating striped hyena idea he suggested
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
diverse theatre pisswyrm
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
Rebellious ladyboy
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
Out-of-control abnormal locus
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
diverse theatre pisswyrm
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
cheese-eating striped hyena idea he suggested
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
irate motley cuckold
  05/22/26
Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
Hairless Office Generalized Bond
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diverse theatre pisswyrm
  05/22/26
Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
exciting alcoholic business firm gay wizard
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diverse theatre pisswyrm
  05/23/26
Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
diverse theatre pisswyrm
  05/23/26
jfc no taste. what's even the point.
gold library
  05/23/26
That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
amethyst wagecucks
  05/24/26
mods
violent cracking theater stage jewess
  05/22/26
There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
vibrant regret
  05/22/26
Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
bateful friendly grandma
  05/22/26
Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
vibrant regret
  05/23/26
Amazing 🐶
bateful friendly grandma
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
vibrant regret
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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  05/22/26
But wouldn’t have guessed man.
diverse theatre pisswyrm
  05/22/26
lol
Hairless Office Generalized Bond
  05/22/26
Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
exciting alcoholic business firm gay wizard
  05/23/26
wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
Slap-happy poppy philosopher-king clown
  05/22/26
Apparently he was banging hookers too
diverse theatre pisswyrm
  05/22/26
fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
Slap-happy poppy philosopher-king clown
  05/22/26
Link?
diverse theatre pisswyrm
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
Slap-happy poppy philosopher-king clown
  05/23/26
Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
Magenta Stead Psychic
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
diverse theatre pisswyrm
  05/23/26
Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
diverse theatre pisswyrm
  05/24/26
LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
diverse theatre pisswyrm
  05/24/26
His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
diverse theatre pisswyrm
  05/24/26
That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
swollen institution
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They have a pretty sick IG
diverse theatre pisswyrm
  05/24/26
if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
Slap-happy poppy philosopher-king clown
  05/24/26
Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
Fragrant Coiffed Nowag Goyim
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Killself seems appropriate
Adventurous garnet ratface stock car
  05/27/26
The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
Cordovan Yapping State Half-breed
  06/17/26
Shipley was asking for it.
diverse theatre pisswyrm
  05/24/26
AI
Rebellious ladyboy
  05/24/26
"Could've been a Korean boy..."
amethyst wagecucks
  05/24/26
The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: diverse theatre pisswyrm

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: citrine lascivious foreskin sanctuary

superior anglo culture

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: citrine lascivious foreskin sanctuary

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: citrine lascivious foreskin sanctuary

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: citrine lascivious foreskin sanctuary

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: citrine lascivious foreskin sanctuary

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: citrine lascivious foreskin sanctuary

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: citrine lascivious foreskin sanctuary

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: citrine lascivious foreskin sanctuary

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: nyuug



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: nyuug



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: citrine lascivious foreskin sanctuary



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: citrine lascivious foreskin sanctuary



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: nyuug



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: nyuug



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: citrine lascivious foreskin sanctuary



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: citrine lascivious foreskin sanctuary



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: citrine lascivious foreskin sanctuary



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: citrine lascivious foreskin sanctuary



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: citrine lascivious foreskin sanctuary



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: citrine lascivious foreskin sanctuary



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: citrine lascivious foreskin sanctuary



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: diverse theatre pisswyrm

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: diverse theatre pisswyrm

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Hairless Office Generalized Bond

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: diverse theatre pisswyrm

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: diverse theatre pisswyrm

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: amethyst wagecucks



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Charismatic Sienna Theater Juggernaut

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: diverse theatre pisswyrm

Colt

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: milky stimulating hospital



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: jet-lagged charcoal skinny woman scourge upon the earth



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: cheese-eating striped hyena idea he suggested



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: ultramarine appetizing kitchen



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Rebellious ladyboy

Disco Fries

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: irate motley cuckold

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: milky stimulating hospital

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: concupiscible shitlib



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: milky stimulating hospital

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: amethyst wagecucks

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: milky stimulating hospital

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Light public bath

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: diverse theatre pisswyrm

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: irradiated iridescent weed whacker

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: violent aphrodisiac candlestick maker stag film

man's BEST friend

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: cheese-eating striped hyena idea he suggested

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: diverse theatre pisswyrm

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Rebellious ladyboy

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Out-of-control abnormal locus

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: diverse theatre pisswyrm

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: cheese-eating striped hyena idea he suggested

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: irate motley cuckold

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Hairless Office Generalized Bond

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: diverse theatre pisswyrm



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: exciting alcoholic business firm gay wizard

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: diverse theatre pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: diverse theatre pisswyrm

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: gold library

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: amethyst wagecucks

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: violent cracking theater stage jewess

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: vibrant regret

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: bateful friendly grandma

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: vibrant regret

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: bateful friendly grandma

Amazing 🐶

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Sable 180 School Cafeteria Fortuitous Meteor

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: vibrant regret

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: supple personal credit line

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: diverse theatre pisswyrm

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Hairless Office Generalized Bond

lol

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: exciting alcoholic business firm gay wizard

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Slap-happy poppy philosopher-king clown

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: diverse theatre pisswyrm

Apparently he was banging hookers too

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Slap-happy poppy philosopher-king clown

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: diverse theatre pisswyrm

Link?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Slap-happy poppy philosopher-king clown

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Magenta Stead Psychic

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: diverse theatre pisswyrm

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: diverse theatre pisswyrm

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: diverse theatre pisswyrm

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: diverse theatre pisswyrm

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: swollen institution

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: diverse theatre pisswyrm

They have a pretty sick IG

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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Slap-happy poppy philosopher-king clown

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Fragrant Coiffed Nowag Goyim

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Adventurous garnet ratface stock car

Killself seems appropriate

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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Cordovan Yapping State Half-breed

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: diverse theatre pisswyrm

Shipley was asking for it.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Rebellious ladyboy

AI

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: amethyst wagecucks

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: wine bearded native

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

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