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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
Slate ceo hall
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
razzle peach locale
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
razzle peach locale
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
razzle peach locale
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
razzle peach locale
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
razzle peach locale
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
razzle peach locale
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
razzle peach locale
  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
razzle peach locale
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Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
razzle peach locale
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yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
Slate ceo hall
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Slate ceo hall
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"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
Exciting garnet idiot
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
Slate ceo hall
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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Aphrodisiac International Law Enforcement Agency
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His moniker?
Arousing step-uncle's house pisswyrm
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Colt
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Disco Fries
Splenetic knife cuck
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Cerebral whorehouse karate
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Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
Salmon tank stage
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comical high-end home
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But she was old enough in dog years!
Salmon tank stage
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Aphrodisiac International Law Enforcement Agency
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
Salmon tank stage
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
sinister orchestra pit
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
Slate ceo hall
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Honey-headed impertinent theater stage
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
multi-colored rebellious abode
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
Glassy deer antler
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Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Slate ceo hall
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all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
Splenetic knife cuck
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
Sepia kitty people who are hurt
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Slate ceo hall
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why does every room look so fucking tiny
Glassy deer antler
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Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
Cerebral whorehouse karate
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
Exciting garnet idiot
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Slate ceo hall
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Slate ceo hall
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
Slate ceo hall
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
gay pit mediation
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
Aphrodisiac International Law Enforcement Agency
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mods
galvanic pale hominid degenerate
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
Zippy tanning salon
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
outnumbered appetizing keepsake machete
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
Zippy tanning salon
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Amazing 🐶
outnumbered appetizing keepsake machete
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
Zippy tanning salon
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
Slate ceo hall
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lol
Exciting garnet idiot
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
insanely creepy resort selfie
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
Magical doobsian death wish indirect expression
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
Slate ceo hall
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
Federal mad-dog skullcap
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Killself seems appropriate
Iridescent Slippery Chapel Partner
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
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Shipley was asking for it.
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AI
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
Aphrodisiac International Law Enforcement Agency
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Slate ceo hall

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: razzle peach locale

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: razzle peach locale

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: razzle peach locale

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: razzle peach locale

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: razzle peach locale

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: razzle peach locale

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: razzle peach locale

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: razzle peach locale

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: razzle peach locale

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: nyuug

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: nyuug



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: razzle peach locale



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: razzle peach locale



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: razzle peach locale



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: razzle peach locale



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: razzle peach locale



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: razzle peach locale



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: razzle peach locale



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: razzle peach locale



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: razzle peach locale



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: razzle peach locale



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: razzle peach locale



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: razzle peach locale



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: razzle peach locale



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Slate ceo hall

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Slate ceo hall

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Exciting garnet idiot

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Slate ceo hall

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Slate ceo hall

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Arousing step-uncle's house pisswyrm

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Slate ceo hall

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Salmon tank stage



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: trip drab mother reading party



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Glassy deer antler



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: exhilarant fuchsia nibblets heaven



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Splenetic knife cuck

Disco Fries

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Cerebral whorehouse karate

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Salmon tank stage

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: comical high-end home



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Salmon tank stage

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac International Law Enforcement Agency

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Salmon tank stage

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: sinister orchestra pit

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Slate ceo hall

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Honey-headed impertinent theater stage

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: multi-colored rebellious abode

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Glassy deer antler

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Slate ceo hall

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Splenetic knife cuck

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Sepia kitty people who are hurt

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Slate ceo hall

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Glassy deer antler

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Cerebral whorehouse karate

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Exciting garnet idiot

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Slate ceo hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: insanely creepy resort selfie

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Slate ceo hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Slate ceo hall

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: gay pit mediation

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac International Law Enforcement Agency

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: galvanic pale hominid degenerate

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Zippy tanning salon

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: outnumbered appetizing keepsake machete

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Zippy tanning salon

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: outnumbered appetizing keepsake machete

Amazing 🐶

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: dashing pistol site

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Zippy tanning salon

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Indecent shivering nursing home prole

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Slate ceo hall

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Exciting garnet idiot

lol

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: insanely creepy resort selfie

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Magical doobsian death wish indirect expression

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Slate ceo hall

Apparently he was banging hookers too

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Magical doobsian death wish indirect expression

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Slate ceo hall

Link?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Magical doobsian death wish indirect expression

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Flickering opaque lodge

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Slate ceo hall

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Slate ceo hall

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Slate ceo hall

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Slate ceo hall

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: boyish electric furnace

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Slate ceo hall

They have a pretty sick IG

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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Magical doobsian death wish indirect expression

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Federal mad-dog skullcap

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Iridescent Slippery Chapel Partner

Killself seems appropriate

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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: judgmental station faggotry

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Slate ceo hall

Shipley was asking for it.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Splenetic knife cuck

AI

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac International Law Enforcement Agency

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: stimulating elastic band pocket flask

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

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