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Date: January 14th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: obsidian point jap https://www.newsweek.com/porn-star-bonnie-blue-world-record-sex-feat-1057-men-2014533 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2).#48552310) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:31 PM Author: insecure resort there's even a picture
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Date: January 15th, 2025 3:42 AM Author: gold costumed public bath MAGA! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2).#48554292) |
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Date: June 10th, 2025 8:39 PM Author: Brass Hyperactive Kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2).#49003545) |
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Date: August 13th, 2026 5:32 AM Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( ) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2).#50065051) |
Date: January 14th, 2025 11:58 AM Author: ivory generalized bond lmao "newsweek"
we used to get it in the mail in the 80s
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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:39 PM Author: irradiated affirmative action private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2).#48552791) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:17 PM Author: Contagious milk depressive Used to love that page at the end full of pithy quotes and biting satirical political cartoons (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2).#48553392) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: Soul-stirring bipolar idiot whorehouse That’s 1.5 men per minute (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2).#48552317) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: 180 slap-happy cuckold lodge Jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2).#48552749) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:24 PM Author: Scarlet galvanic new version That's 0.8 Whok Standard Units, for those using the ZoZo System. Impressive stuff (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2).#48553409) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:09 PM Author: idiotic ratface Mouth, ass, both hands and vag is 5 every 7.5 minutes. If she doubled up any holes or got her feet involved she could’ve stretched each gang to over 10 min banging sessions. Presumably the vag and ass bros could also be replaced with hand, feet and mouth bros so that each 10 min started with 7 dudes but the last 5 was just finishing off the last 3 of them. I would hope she had a team of fluffers who were also edging the fuck out of these dudes so that they all busted almost immediately as soon as they touched her. It’s really the clean up that seems grossest and most logistically challenging.
Also this whore is obviously lying and full of shit. It was probably only like 40 dudes and they all signed NDAs and so they can’t snitch on her without risking being outted and driven into bankruptcy by a rat faced barrister in a goofy long curly salt and pepper wig. |
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Date: January 15th, 2025 6:36 AM Author: Soul-stirring bipolar idiot whorehouse "fluffer" porn is one of my genres (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2).#48554387) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: aromatic snowy temple superior birdshit civilization
and birdshit "men" who claim to be the most violent and intelligent men are noticably silent abt their own women taking loads of nigga and muzzie cock |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:05 PM Author: Frisky curious patrolman Hey bud we need to support women’s rights, ok??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2).#48552329) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: aromatic snowy temple all birdshit "men" are feminists (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2).#48552354) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:06 PM Author: Frisky curious patrolman This should be a Road to Damascus moment for Western society that results in Taliban level restrictions on women (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2).#48552332) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: aromatic snowy temple instead *crickets* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2).#48552353) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:23 PM Author: Appetizing hyperventilating abode legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2).#48553524) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:07 PM Author: bronze national security agency trailer park women everywhere super jealous of her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2).#48552334) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:17 PM Author: sick national this is an average weekend in the life of a nyc gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2).#48552366) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:39 PM Author: irradiated affirmative action private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2).#48552793) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:41 PM Author: big house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2).#48552797) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: Contagious milk depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2).#48553407) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:16 PM Author: startled floppy set jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2).#48553508) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:22 PM Author: fluffy aphrodisiac ape station Hopefully Trump can bring the record home in a few weeks when he sucks off all 120 of the Knesset 10 times (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2).#48552380) |
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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:31 PM Author: Brass Hyperactive Kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2).#49989859) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: pontificating apoplectic circlehead lol @ white men, they have completely squandered the plot. keep sucking jew cock + boasting about the actions of your ancestors 80 years ago :thumbsup: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2).#48552385) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:38 PM Author: Flushed indian lodge I didn't read the article but I'd assume she'd have to be penetrated in every hole continuously to reach this number (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2).#48552785) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:38 PM Author: dark greedy pit I have real questions about the mechanics of this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2).#48552788) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:05 PM Author: passionate ticket booth She looks weirdly similar to the other “hundreds of men in one day” chick
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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: Misunderstood mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2).#48553374) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:09 PM Author: passionate ticket booth It’s not just that they’re both blonde, they have very similar faces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2).#48553380) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:11 PM Author: Misunderstood mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2).#48553386) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:24 PM Author: Arousing organic girlfriend goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2).#48553527) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:21 PM Author: Orchid razzle weed whacker brunch Had the same thought. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2).#48553399) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:30 PM Author: mind-boggling unhinged home They should do a collab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2).#48553424) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:40 PM Author: burgundy locale where did she get 1,057 men? asking for a gay friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2).#48553449) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:16 PM Author: Deep Address Corn Cake superior anglo culture (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2).#48553510) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: Orchid razzle weed whacker brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2).#48553520) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:22 PM Author: Deep Address Corn Cake "koreans clearly are derivative of said superior anglo culture despite pr0n literally being illegal" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2).#48553522) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:37 PM Author: Deep Address Corn Cake how DARE non anglos not legalize pr0n! RED MAN needed CIVILIZING. WHITE IS RIGHT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2).#48553568) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:38 PM Author: Lake parlor internal respiration nobody cares what you have to say, M&M nuts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2).#48553572) |
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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:47 PM Author: Deep Address Corn Cake those INFERIOR koreans with their 4B and FEMINAZISM! NYUUG DONE HERE! only WHITES cant be stereotyped! and whites are the LEAST RACIST RACE! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2).#48553599) |
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Date: January 15th, 2025 2:09 AM Author: Deep Address Corn Cake Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?
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Date: January 16th, 2025 7:56 PM Author: comical chest-beating heaven do they actually pump away, or one thrust, then next guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2).#48558958) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 2:13 AM Author: Dun feces Yeah, the hard part is recruitment, scheduling, and logistics. They probably had 2-hour slots and front-loaded them slightly. You show up at your time, get a number, and wait in the lobby or outside; when the time slot in front of you is down to its last 30 guys or whatever, you file in, get naked, and get in line in order of your number. A tattooed meth head yells at you as a group to condom up and that you'll get 15 seconds of sex (they've 'budgeted' 40 seconds, but there's always leakage during transitions, guys wanting to jack themselves 4 times before going in, etc., and you need to compensate for the whore's breaks), and that you're not to touch her with anything other than your penis (no kissing, obviously, but think about how retarded the average guy at one of these things is). No BYOcondom allowed; everyone has to use one of the 3 sizes of Lifestyles condom supplied, since that brand is a 'sponsor' of the gangbang.
The biggest problem is guys not getting/staying hard, which there's very little patience for, but they also can't afford to just kick out everyone who experiences any issues because that's too many ppl. (This was the major 'qualification' screened for in the casting call, but it still comes up.) Guys are expected to keep themselves jacked hard, and they've devoted an entire Jew to checking the guy in the on-deck circle for hardness and pulling him back to the hole if he's not keeping it up; you can get skipped 2x, but 3 strikes you're out.
The two body men taking care of the girl herself (strip club bouncers by trade, and easily the most normal people there) are shocked at how many dudes say bizarrely retarded shit like "but I haven't cum yet" when being pulled off at the beep. They've set aside 45 minutes in aggregate for breaks and decided to let the girl choose how to divvy them up--"we'll see how it goes and keep track of if we're on pace"--which they immediately regret as the girl has no visceral sense of math or ability to delay gratification and takes 32 minutes of smoke breaks in the first 2.5 hours.
Guys in the last 3 time slots get a significantly worse experience, with the scent of BO and cigarettes oppressively thick in the air, and the girl's vagina looking like a cold cut sandwich slathered with catsup. Expressing concern about what you're sticking your dick into gets you a summary expulsion, especially as the supervisory Jew realizes they're comfortably ahead of schedule to hit 1,000, and everyone's tired and doesn't give a shit anymore. |
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Date: June 8th, 2026 5:57 AM Author: gold costumed public bath You sound like you speak from experience. Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2).#49921908) |
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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:34 PM Author: Brass Hyperactive Kitchen "the girl's vagina looking like a cold cut sandwich slathered with catsup"
....everyday we stray further from the light of God. |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 11:21 PM Author: bossy school cafeteria Damn, what a slut! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2).#49926842) |