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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
excitant rose telephone
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
misunderstood address
  01/05/14
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  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
excitant rose telephone
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
excitant rose telephone
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
excitant rose telephone
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
excitant rose telephone
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
erotic heady principal's office
  06/25/12
...
razzle indigo gaming laptop ticket booth
  06/25/12
Jesus
Medicated coiffed therapy
  06/25/12
literally rofling
Glassy Lascivious Doctorate
  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
Marvelous legal warrant market
  08/02/12
crying
lime curious corner
  08/29/12
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idiotic stage masturbator
  02/22/13
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Fighting canary school idea he suggested
  08/21/13
lost my shit
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  03/19/14
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  06/27/14
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misanthropic razzle-dazzle ape
  06/27/14
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Poppy Hospital Friendly Grandma
  09/14/17
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  07/20/18
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Rebellious Turdskin Coldplay Fan
  02/09/19
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seedy odious theatre shitlib
  07/11/19
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Slate diverse plaza famous landscape painting
  08/27/21
God I’m old.
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  09/16/22
The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11 http:/...
excitant rose telephone
  06/25/12
cop
razzle indigo gaming laptop ticket booth
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
razzle indigo gaming laptop ticket booth
  06/25/12
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erotic heady principal's office
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
vigorous slimy cruise ship idiot
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
Racy coffee pot azn
  08/02/12
...
deranged hissy fit
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
gold university
  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
Bateful blathering gunner filthpig
  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
razzle indigo gaming laptop ticket booth
  06/25/12
...
aphrodisiac theater french chef
  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
razzle indigo gaming laptop ticket booth
  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
Racy coffee pot azn
  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
mischievous tank home
  08/21/13
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excitant rose telephone
  06/25/12
...
coral bull headed rigpig
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
Irradiated greedy jewess office
  06/25/12
...
deranged hissy fit
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
clear base
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
excitant rose telephone
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
Exciting charcoal chapel generalized bond
  06/25/12
...
excitant rose telephone
  06/26/12
...
deranged hissy fit
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
Vengeful gas station
  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
excitant rose telephone
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
fear-inspiring shrine
  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
Hideous amethyst heaven
  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
excitant rose telephone
  08/02/12
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excitant rose telephone
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
Marvelous legal warrant market
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
Racy coffee pot azn
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
Racy coffee pot azn
  08/02/12
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  08/02/12
Much love for the shout, Box.
excitant rose telephone
  08/02/12
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  08/02/12
holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
Racy coffee pot azn
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
Hideous amethyst heaven
  08/02/12
LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all ...
excitant rose telephone
  08/03/12
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
Racy coffee pot azn
  08/06/12
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Sapphire pistol rehab
  08/20/12
JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy ...
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Sapphire pistol rehab
  08/20/12
Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic: Disg...
excitant rose telephone
  09/14/12
it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.
Fighting canary school idea he suggested
  08/21/13
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Racy coffee pot azn
  02/22/13
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deranged hissy fit
  08/21/13
i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
Fighting canary school idea he suggested
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
mischievous tank home
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
Fighting canary school idea he suggested
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
Vermilion abnormal sweet tailpipe garrison
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
mischievous tank home
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
aromatic kink-friendly macaca keepsake machete
  08/21/13
180
deranged hissy fit
  09/30/13
HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U
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Vermilion abnormal sweet tailpipe garrison
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exhilarant partner
  08/04/14
Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www...
exhilarant partner
  08/04/14
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sienna piazza
  12/08/14
Bookmarked.
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Racy coffee pot azn
  12/11/14
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obsidian striped hyena
  07/24/15
180 now i kinda get his shtick
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Ruddy out-of-control range trump supporter
  12/01/16
What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads h...
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  12/02/16
It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 2...
Cruel-hearted senate
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obsidian striped hyena
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Racy coffee pot azn
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obsidian striped hyena
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Spectacular Kitty
  10/01/17
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Vengeful gas station
  01/29/18
the man is a champion.
Supple Death Wish
  01/29/18
where did he go
stirring ladyboy
  01/29/18
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Vengeful gas station
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  01/25/19
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  05/26/19
wish the little guy would come back.
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OP links fixed: 180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT ...
Ape Arrogance
  06/26/26
You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last...
smart ape
  06/26/26
no problem! and JM if you see this, feel free to contribu...
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  06/26/26


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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: excitant rose telephone

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: misunderstood address

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: zombie-like boyish sex offender personal credit line



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: excitant rose telephone

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: excitant rose telephone

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: excitant rose telephone

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: excitant rose telephone

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: erotic heady principal's office

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: razzle indigo gaming laptop ticket booth



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Medicated coiffed therapy

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: Glassy Lascivious Doctorate

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Marvelous legal warrant market

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: lime curious corner

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: idiotic stage masturbator



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: Fighting canary school idea he suggested



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: laughsome pearly digit ratio travel guidebook

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Vermilion abnormal sweet tailpipe garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: misanthropic razzle-dazzle ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: Poppy Hospital Friendly Grandma



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Rebellious Turdskin Coldplay Fan



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: Rebellious Turdskin Coldplay Fan



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: seedy odious theatre shitlib



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: Slate diverse plaza famous landscape painting



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: electric fiercely-loyal lodge windowlicker

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: excitant rose telephone

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: razzle indigo gaming laptop ticket booth

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: razzle indigo gaming laptop ticket booth

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: erotic heady principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: vigorous slimy cruise ship idiot

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: Racy coffee pot azn

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: deranged hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: gold university

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Bateful blathering gunner filthpig

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: razzle indigo gaming laptop ticket booth

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: aphrodisiac theater french chef



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: razzle indigo gaming laptop ticket booth

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Racy coffee pot azn

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: mischievous tank home

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: excitant rose telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: coral bull headed rigpig



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Irradiated greedy jewess office

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: deranged hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: clear base

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: excitant rose telephone

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: Exciting charcoal chapel generalized bond

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: excitant rose telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: deranged hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: Vengeful gas station

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: excitant rose telephone

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: fear-inspiring shrine

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: Hideous amethyst heaven

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: excitant rose telephone

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: excitant rose telephone



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: Marvelous legal warrant market

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Racy coffee pot azn

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: Racy coffee pot azn

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: Sapphire pistol rehab



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: excitant rose telephone

Much love for the shout, Box.

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: pontificating institution psychic



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: Racy coffee pot azn

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: Hideous amethyst heaven

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: excitant rose telephone

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: Racy coffee pot azn

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: amber cerebral deer antler dysfunction

Cr

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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: Racy coffee pot azn



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: Sapphire pistol rehab



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: Hairraiser ceo location

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: Sapphire pistol rehab



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: excitant rose telephone

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: Fighting canary school idea he suggested

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: Racy coffee pot azn



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: deranged hissy fit



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Fighting canary school idea he suggested

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: mischievous tank home

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: Fighting canary school idea he suggested

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Vermilion abnormal sweet tailpipe garrison

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: mischievous tank home

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: aromatic kink-friendly macaca keepsake machete

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: deranged hissy fit

180

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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: deranged hissy fit

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: deranged hissy fit



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: deranged hissy fit



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: galvanic startling resort



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Stubborn soggy cuckold

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Vermilion abnormal sweet tailpipe garrison



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Appetizing effete sandwich tanning salon



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: exhilarant partner



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: exhilarant partner

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: sienna piazza



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Unholy Step-uncle's House Incel

Bookmarked.

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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Racy coffee pot azn



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: obsidian striped hyena



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: multi-colored field reading party

180

now i kinda get his shtick

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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: salmon theater stage patrolman



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Concupiscible dilemma twinkling uncleanness



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: Ruddy out-of-control range trump supporter



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Mentally impaired volcanic crater private investor

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted senate

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: obsidian striped hyena



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: Racy coffee pot azn



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: obsidian striped hyena



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: Spectacular Kitty



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: Vengeful gas station



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Supple Death Wish

the man is a champion.

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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: stirring ladyboy

where did he go

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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: sickened newt pisswyrm



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Vengeful gas station



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: Nudist bistre mood point



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: peach stimulating abode associate



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: soul-stirring feces

wish the little guy would come back.

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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: Scarlet flickering place of business



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: Fishy big hairy legs pit



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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: Bearded property main people



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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: cobalt spot mad cow disease



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: smart ape

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#49964828)