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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
vibrant crystalline business firm milk
  07/17/22
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boyish nursing home
  07/17/22
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cracking arrogant selfie
  07/17/22
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Opaque hot prole step-uncle's house
  07/18/22
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vibrant crystalline business firm milk
  09/29/22
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vibrant crystalline business firm milk
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
brilliant water buffalo
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
brilliant water buffalo
  01/07/23
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Opaque hot prole step-uncle's house
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Vivacious slimy wagecucks
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
Vivacious slimy wagecucks
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
self-absorbed incel
  03/18/23
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vibrant crystalline business firm milk
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Vivacious slimy wagecucks
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
Smoky dead resort psychic
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
Misunderstood garrison gaping
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
Cerebral Institution Volcanic Crater
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
Cerebral Institution Volcanic Crater
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Cerebral Institution Volcanic Crater
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
High-end gunner place of business
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
Cerebral Institution Volcanic Crater
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
Cerebral Institution Volcanic Crater
  08/23/24
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Cerebral Institution Volcanic Crater
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
Cerebral Institution Volcanic Crater
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
Cerebral Institution Volcanic Crater
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Cerebral Institution Volcanic Crater
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
Pungent Locus
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
unhinged set
  09/28/24
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vibrant crystalline business firm milk
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
Cerebral Institution Volcanic Crater
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Cerebral Institution Volcanic Crater
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
fuck her right in the pussy
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: vibrant crystalline business firm milk

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: boyish nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: cracking arrogant selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Opaque hot prole step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: vibrant crystalline business firm milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: vibrant crystalline business firm milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: brilliant water buffalo

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: brilliant water buffalo

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Opaque hot prole step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: Vivacious slimy wagecucks

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: Vivacious slimy wagecucks

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: self-absorbed incel

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: vibrant crystalline business firm milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: Vivacious slimy wagecucks

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: Smoky dead resort psychic

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: Misunderstood garrison gaping

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: Cerebral Institution Volcanic Crater

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: Cerebral Institution Volcanic Crater

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: Cerebral Institution Volcanic Crater

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: High-end gunner place of business

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Cerebral Institution Volcanic Crater

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Cerebral Institution Volcanic Crater

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Cerebral Institution Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: Cerebral Institution Volcanic Crater

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: Cerebral Institution Volcanic Crater

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: Cerebral Institution Volcanic Crater

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: Pungent Locus

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: unhinged set

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: vibrant crystalline business firm milk



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Cerebral Institution Volcanic Crater

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Cerebral Institution Volcanic Crater

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fuck her right in the pussy

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2).#49932244)