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I have some new details about the spaceporn bar spaghetti incident

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there whe...
alcoholic pistol newt
  04/08/23
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Splenetic violet temple
  04/08/23
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self-centered lodge
  04/08/23
Jfc
Maize plaza ceo
  04/08/23
To be fair, I can confirm.
Big adulterous school windowlicker
  04/08/23
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Light Stirring National Security Agency
  11/14/24
Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get cau...
Appetizing New Version Jewess
  04/08/23
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self-centered lodge
  04/08/23
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infuriating school cafeteria
  04/09/23
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Light Stirring National Security Agency
  04/09/23
sure bud
supple carnelian telephone
  04/08/23
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Lake cuckold nibblets
  04/08/23
This is so fucked up.
duck-like church building
  04/08/23
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blathering multi-billionaire
  04/09/23
Hand in the proverbial cookie jar
aggressive french selfie
  04/08/23
This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent ove...
Kink-friendly Chestnut Sanctuary Corn Cake
  04/08/23
brave of you to poast this
cerise gunner
  04/09/23
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Light Stirring National Security Agency
  04/09/23
Extremely inspiring poast thanks
cocky elite orchestra pit legend
  04/12/23
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Trip Locus Stock Car
  03/10/24
TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.
Boyish Deep Space Jap
  04/08/23
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irate arrogant roast beef mood
  04/08/23
Big if true
fragrant nursing home
  04/08/23
So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a privat...
Trip Locus Stock Car
  04/08/23
The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’...
alcoholic pistol newt
  04/08/23
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blathering multi-billionaire
  04/09/23
Tick tock spaceporn
claret maniacal chapel
  04/09/23
Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.
dashing field
  04/09/23
You’re fucked pal
claret maniacal chapel
  04/09/23
I’m doing great 👍 You are so fucked it’s ...
dashing field
  04/09/23
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Light Stirring National Security Agency
  04/09/23
Jesus.
Fear-inspiring Masturbator Voyeur
  04/09/23
Jesus ain’t touching this one
Comical useless brakes
  04/10/23
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disturbing knife dragon
  04/10/23
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Boyish Deep Space Jap
  04/12/23
Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to ...
alcoholic pistol newt
  05/01/23
When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?...
dashing field
  05/01/23
couple weeks ago. you?
alcoholic pistol newt
  05/01/23
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alcoholic pistol newt
  05/10/23
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duck-like church building
  05/10/23
wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just lik...
electric kitchen
  05/10/23
new here?
heady hospital fortuitous meteor
  05/10/23
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self-centered lodge
  08/15/23
based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poas...
Histrionic Queen Of The Night Becky
  05/10/23
Just don't talk about me, pedophile.
dashing field
  05/10/23
I can confirm.
duck-like church building
  05/10/23
throwaway?
Histrionic Queen Of The Night Becky
  05/10/23
I can't say more.
duck-like church building
  05/10/23
i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn
Histrionic Queen Of The Night Becky
  05/10/23
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duck-like church building
  05/10/23
yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really ...
electric kitchen
  05/10/23
new poaster, first day?
Maize plaza ceo
  05/10/23
like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story,...
electric kitchen
  05/10/23
This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant sto...
arousing hell
  05/10/23
SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thoug...
Kink-friendly Chestnut Sanctuary Corn Cake
  05/10/23
imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this ...
Histrionic Queen Of The Night Becky
  05/10/23
this board is like a schizophrenic AI
arousing hell
  05/10/23
Origin of playroom hotdog meme was sp posting “little ...
disturbing knife dragon
  11/20/24
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red dysfunction
  06/17/23
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disturbing knife dragon
  08/15/23
Call me old fashioned but I think this is sick and SP needs ...
Dark bbw
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talented old irish cottage son of senegal
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Histrionic Queen Of The Night Becky
  11/01/23
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exciting hideous theater stage
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Kink-friendly Chestnut Sanctuary Corn Cake
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red dysfunction
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ruby pontificating rehab
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Lake cuckold nibblets
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Your kids will be dancing on those bars if you don’t q...
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Light Stirring National Security Agency
  11/14/24
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Kink-friendly Chestnut Sanctuary Corn Cake
  11/20/24
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  03/01/26
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  07/27/26


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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:52 PM
Author: alcoholic pistol newt

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there when it happened

SP had his hand all the way in the kid’s pants and was fondling his genitals. Kid was clearly in distress.

Waitress asked what he was doing when she came to bring SP another beer and SP had a panicked flipout like he was surprised anyone would notice.

Waitress did end up getting fired unfortunately but is considering suing either the restaurant or SP.

That’s all i know but am going to ask around a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46161253)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: Splenetic violet temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46161283)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: self-centered lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46161287)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Maize plaza ceo

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46161289)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Big adulterous school windowlicker

To be fair,

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46161292)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Light Stirring National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#48337327)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: Appetizing New Version Jewess

Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get caught and so become very brazen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46161459)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: self-centered lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46161511)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: infuriating school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46164478)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: Light Stirring National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46164596)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:54 PM
Author: supple carnelian telephone

sure bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46161904)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:55 PM
Author: Lake cuckold nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46161906)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: duck-like church building

This is so fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46161920)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: blathering multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46163996)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: aggressive french selfie

Hand in the proverbial cookie jar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46161921)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:04 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Chestnut Sanctuary Corn Cake

This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent over the table pounding his ricehole. SP then pulled out and started to pee on SP jr while shouting 'HOUSE ON FIRE! HOUSE ON FIRE! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!'. It was a very lib bar so they were nervous about interfering since they did not want to come off as homophobic. The waitress was very brave for offering SP jr a towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46161937)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:04 PM
Author: cerise gunner

brave of you to poast this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46164507)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Light Stirring National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46164592)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: cocky elite orchestra pit legend

Extremely inspiring poast thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46177424)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: Trip Locus Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#47481014)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:15 PM
Author: Boyish Deep Space Jap

TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46161964)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:15 PM
Author: irate arrogant roast beef mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46162120)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:13 PM
Author: fragrant nursing home

Big if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46162116)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:14 PM
Author: Trip Locus Stock Car

So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a private investigator? Or doing this all over zoom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46162119)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: alcoholic pistol newt

The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’s all I really want to say in that area atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46162123)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: blathering multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46163994)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: claret maniacal chapel

Tick tock spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46164444)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:10 PM
Author: dashing field

Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46164523)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: claret maniacal chapel

You’re fucked pal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46164558)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:29 PM
Author: dashing field

I’m doing great 👍

You are so fucked it’s just pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46164572)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Light Stirring National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46164594)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Masturbator Voyeur

Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46164599)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 5:51 PM
Author: Comical useless brakes

Jesus ain’t touching this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46168892)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 11:14 PM
Author: disturbing knife dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46170246)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: Boyish Deep Space Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46177413)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:30 PM
Author: alcoholic pistol newt

Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to GREAT lengths to try to ensure this never blows back on him.

Like, crazy person stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46259432)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: dashing field

When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46259465)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:47 PM
Author: alcoholic pistol newt

couple weeks ago. you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46259508)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: alcoholic pistol newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46293312)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: duck-like church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46293314)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:14 AM
Author: electric kitchen

wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just like a board joke because he worded things poorly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46293337)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:16 AM
Author: heady hospital fortuitous meteor

new here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46293345)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:57 AM
Author: self-centered lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46671965)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: Histrionic Queen Of The Night Becky

based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poast quite a lot i don't retain very much info about poasters/drama because i truly come here only to say irreverent stuff and read what other people say), SP had a schtick a few years back where he got stoned and said "wacky" stuff. he is obviously awkward so him trying to be a chill breh is inevitably going to come off weird and unnatural. i distinctly remember one poast where he the title was something like "my four year old has a bigger dick than me bros" and like you say, there was a lot of poorly worded stuff in his poasts. i don't remember the basis for the playroom hotdog meme, but whatever it was it cannot have sounded good. i highly doubt he is actually a pedo, but to be honest none of us really KNOWS each other so can we say? anything is possible, but i don't think it's true.

but i can say this - he hasn't done himself any favors here (unless he is trolling and inviting the abuse).

the big question for me is whether the bar spaghetti thing actually happened or whether he is just baiting people. if it happened, why the fuck would he talk about it here? he knows what the result would be. and if it did happen, i really don't know what to think. that is certainly suspicious as fuck if you're being accused of a server of doing something inappropriate with a child. has anyone ever had that happen to them? the most charitable thing i can say about that is maybe the waitress said something innocuous like "why the hell are you in the bar with a little kid" and SP, because he is unhinged and has a short fuse, just went bonkers and took it to be an accusation of pedo activity. i dunno.

someone (i think Mase?) the other day says that as of february the real SP was poasting here. not sure how he knows that. but i legit thought that SP was an imposter going back to january because the spaghetti incident is just borderline unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46293361)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:31 AM
Author: dashing field

Just don't talk about me, pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46293390)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:32 AM
Author: duck-like church building

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46293396)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:33 AM
Author: Histrionic Queen Of The Night Becky

throwaway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46293399)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: duck-like church building

I can't say more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46293406)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:36 AM
Author: Histrionic Queen Of The Night Becky

i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46293414)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: duck-like church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46293417)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:16 PM
Author: electric kitchen

yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really be him because no sane person would do / say the shit he says constantly on here, making crazy ass threads and stirring things up with people for no reason.

if that restaurant thing is true, that's a solid where there's smoke there's fire situation because i can't envision a circumstance where a server would call out a customer over their kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46294280)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: Maize plaza ceo

new poaster, first day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46294284)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: electric kitchen

like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story, but it's really hard for me to square someone with their identity so wildly known taking so much time out of his day to do and say the wacky stuff i see on here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46294300)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: arousing hell

This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant story? Can you link the original poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46294309)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Chestnut Sanctuary Corn Cake

SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thought he had kidnapped and raped his son. He complained to the manager and they gave him a free dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46294319)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Histrionic Queen Of The Night Becky

imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this description of what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46295133)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: arousing hell

this board is like a schizophrenic AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46295823)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: disturbing knife dragon

Origin of playroom hotdog meme was sp posting “little fucker begged for a playroom hotdog and now he won’t eat it.”

shitmodded of course, draw your own conclusions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#48360620)



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Date: June 17th, 2023 11:11 AM
Author: red dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46438170)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:55 AM
Author: disturbing knife dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46671961)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: Dark bbw

Call me old fashioned but I think this is sick and SP needs to be stopped. Poor kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46672800)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: talented old irish cottage son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#46862311)



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Date: November 1st, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Histrionic Queen Of The Night Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#47008653)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: exciting hideous theater stage



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Chestnut Sanctuary Corn Cake

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#47548999)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: red dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#47549388)



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Date: April 14th, 2024 5:27 PM
Author: ruby pontificating rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#47582887)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Lake cuckold nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#47689632)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Odious theater kitty

Your kids will be dancing on those bars if you don’t quit molesting them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#47689636)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: irradiated liquid oxygen roommate



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Light Stirring National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#48337325)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Chestnut Sanctuary Corn Cake

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2).#48360611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: vivacious parlour



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Date: July 27th, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: Butt Penis (✅🍑)



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