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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Razzmatazz cream box office
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Tantric spectacular hissy fit roast beef
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Passionate potus
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Irradiated Idea He Suggested
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Deep vibrant stage ladyboy
  08/30/25
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Cerebral chrome codepig
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Aromatic carmine house
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Laughsome mustard native headpube
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Razzmatazz cream box office
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Laughsome mustard native headpube
  08/31/25
...
Histrionic toaster son of senegal
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Passionate potus
  08/31/25
delusional take
Histrionic toaster son of senegal
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Passionate potus
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
primrose organic girlfriend
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Passionate potus
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Beady-eyed slate incel space
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Passionate potus
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Razzmatazz cream box office
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Passionate potus
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Razzmatazz cream box office
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Beady-eyed slate incel space
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Passionate potus
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Passionate potus
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Passionate potus
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Beady-eyed slate incel space
  09/05/25
...
Passionate potus
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Awkward fishy haunted graveyard
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Beady-eyed slate incel space
  09/05/25
...
Passionate potus
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Passionate potus
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Beady-eyed slate incel space
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Razzmatazz cream box office
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Ivory mexican volcanic crater
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Passionate potus
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Ivory mexican volcanic crater
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Passionate potus
  09/05/25
Kenny
Beady-eyed slate incel space
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Razzmatazz cream box office
  09/06/25
...
Curious confused pozpig macaca
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Passionate potus
  09/06/25
...
Curious confused pozpig macaca
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Razzmatazz cream box office
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Passionate potus
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Yapping step-uncle's house
  09/07/25
Explain
Razzmatazz cream box office
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Fluffy philosopher-king senate
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Razzmatazz cream box office
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Passionate potus
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Razzmatazz cream box office
  09/07/25
...
primrose organic girlfriend
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Passionate potus
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Passionate potus
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
Passionate potus
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
Passionate potus
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
Passionate potus
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
Passionate potus
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
Passionate potus
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
Beady-eyed slate incel space
  01/18/26
...
Passionate potus
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Exciting Library Roommate
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
Passionate potus
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
Passionate potus
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
Passionate potus
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
Passionate potus
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
Passionate potus
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
Razzmatazz cream box office
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
Passionate potus
  01/31/26
Sinner lost bitch Cram it up your ass
Razzmatazz cream box office
  02/01/26
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
Passionate potus
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
Passionate potus
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
Passionate potus
  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
Crusty Turquoise Dragon State
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
Passionate potus
  05/03/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026,...
Passionate potus
  05/17/26
#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs tod...
Passionate potus
  05/28/26
ran here. kenny vindicated again
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  05/28/26
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Passionate potus
  05/28/26
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Razzmatazz cream box office
  06/07/26
Bump for parity
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  07/12/26
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Passionate potus
  07/12/26
Sinner is going to creampie.
azure striped hyena
  07/12/26
Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a ...
Beady-eyed slate incel space
  07/13/26
OP vindicated. alcatraz must not have had enough shrimp in h...
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  09/09/26
OP wrecked everyone itt
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  09/09/26
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  09/09/26
Can't believe Alcatraz lost and now it's going to be all bla...
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  09/09/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Razzmatazz cream box office

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Tantric spectacular hissy fit roast beef

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Passionate potus

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Irradiated Idea He Suggested

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Deep vibrant stage ladyboy

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Cerebral chrome codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Aromatic carmine house

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Laughsome mustard native headpube

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Razzmatazz cream box office

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Laughsome mustard native headpube

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Histrionic toaster son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Passionate potus

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Histrionic toaster son of senegal

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Passionate potus

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: primrose organic girlfriend

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Passionate potus

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Beady-eyed slate incel space

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Passionate potus

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Razzmatazz cream box office

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Passionate potus

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Razzmatazz cream box office

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Beady-eyed slate incel space

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Passionate potus

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Passionate potus

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Passionate potus

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Beady-eyed slate incel space

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Passionate potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Awkward fishy haunted graveyard

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Beady-eyed slate incel space

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Passionate potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Passionate potus

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Beady-eyed slate incel space

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Razzmatazz cream box office

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Ivory mexican volcanic crater

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Passionate potus

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Ivory mexican volcanic crater

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Passionate potus

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Beady-eyed slate incel space

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Razzmatazz cream box office

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Curious confused pozpig macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Passionate potus

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Curious confused pozpig macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Razzmatazz cream box office

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Passionate potus

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Yapping step-uncle's house

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Razzmatazz cream box office

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Fluffy philosopher-king senate

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Razzmatazz cream box office

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Passionate potus

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Razzmatazz cream box office

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: primrose organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Passionate potus

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Passionate potus

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Passionate potus

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Passionate potus

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Passionate potus

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Passionate potus

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Passionate potus

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Beady-eyed slate incel space

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Passionate potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Exciting Library Roommate

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Passionate potus

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Passionate potus

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: Passionate potus

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Passionate potus

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: Passionate potus

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Razzmatazz cream box office

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Passionate potus

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: Razzmatazz cream box office

Sinner lost bitch

Cram it up your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: Passionate potus

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘‘ 2024, ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐ด๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ฃ

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: Passionate potus

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Passionate potus

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Crusty Turquoise Dragon State

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Passionate potus

tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49862392)



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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: Passionate potus

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49887699)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Passionate potus

#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49905054)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Beady-eyed slate incel space

ran here. kenny vindicated again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49905107)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: Passionate potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49905296)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Razzmatazz cream box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49919996)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:45 AM
Author: Beady-eyed slate incel space

Bump for parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49994012)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: Passionate potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49994028)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: azure striped hyena

Sinner is going to creampie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49994053)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: Beady-eyed slate incel space

Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a balanced breakfast of eggs, whole-grain bread or toast, Greek yogurt with fresh fruit and whole-grain cereal, and honey or jam. This combination provides the lean protein and complex carbohydrates needed for sustained energy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#49996110)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 7:34 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


OP vindicated. alcatraz must not have had enough shrimp in his paella to lose to bbc ben in a 5th set breaker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#50124214)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

OP wrecked everyone itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#50124485)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#50124653)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: The Soo CR SUMMER JUGGERNAUT

Can't believe Alcatraz lost and now it's going to be all blacks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2).#50124663)