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First Message from Aliens: "Why are you humans such trash?"

"We stay hidden because we dont like you, you are terri...
Metal wild boiling water persian
  04/05/26
Solved
Bull headed lascivious point
  04/05/26
and there it is
Metal wild boiling water persian
  04/05/26
"We sent you a couple hybrid 'guys' a few thousand year...
Metal wild boiling water persian
  04/05/26
...
Bull headed lascivious point
  04/05/26
pretty sure this will be the plot line the US government rol...
Rough-skinned Aromatic Dingle Berry Space
  04/05/26
"Dont make us resort to "The Great Flood" aga...
Metal wild boiling water persian
  04/05/26
...
Bull headed lascivious point
  04/05/26
Please aliens, nuke Israel and help us be better
House-broken liquid oxygen son of senegal
  04/05/26
"We will take under consideration. Israel is lost to Sa...
Metal wild boiling water persian
  04/05/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Metal wild boiling water persian

"We stay hidden because we dont like you, you are terrible on so many levels. You ruin everything you touch. We are going to leave now. Please do better, humans, because the universe does not like you."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853812&forum_id=2).#49795658)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: Bull headed lascivious point
Subject: Solved

https://caitlinjohnstone.com/2019/12/22/why-everything-is-fucked/

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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:03 PM
Author: Metal wild boiling water persian

and there it is

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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:56 PM
Author: Metal wild boiling water persian

"We sent you a couple hybrid 'guys' a few thousand years ago, to teach you some basic rules or commandments or whatever, simple stuff to ensure you all live a peaceful and safe life, and we even encoded some of it into your DNA, but still...you remain total pieces of shit."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853812&forum_id=2).#49795676)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:59 PM
Author: Bull headed lascivious point



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:04 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Aromatic Dingle Berry Space

pretty sure this will be the plot line the US government rolls out eventually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853812&forum_id=2).#49795687)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:13 PM
Author: Metal wild boiling water persian

"Dont make us resort to "The Great Flood" again, we've used that one a couple times and quite frankly, its getting old. Each time we wiped you out, we hope you come back stronger and better but you know what? You don't."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853812&forum_id=2).#49795703)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:15 PM
Author: Bull headed lascivious point



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:14 PM
Author: House-broken liquid oxygen son of senegal

Please aliens, nuke Israel and help us be better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853812&forum_id=2).#49795706)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Metal wild boiling water persian

"We will take under consideration. Israel is lost to Satan. Oh, and yes...Satan is real."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853812&forum_id=2).#49795714)