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Should I fire one of my shitlaw associates?

Her job is "intake," which basically means sales. ...
tantric vibrant chapel digit ratio
  04/06/26
She sounds fat and brown
Marvelous pistol gas station
  04/06/26
Correctamundo. Although if she was making her sales goals I...
tantric vibrant chapel digit ratio
  04/06/26
sales is phenotype imho
sepia nofapping half-breed address
  04/06/26
CR even over the phone and especially with proles. They basi...
Self-centered roommate
  04/06/26
Wow
soul-stirring coral mad-dog skullcap indian lodge
  04/07/26
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house-broken razzmatazz generalized bond kitchen
  04/07/26
There are some great CLEs out there on "making your sal...
Glassy regret
  04/06/26
Seems like that does not serve the purpose of CLE.
Indigo naked home blood rage
  04/06/26
Practice area? Fat and brown would work well for crim maybe ...
glittery mentally impaired space factory reset button
  04/06/26
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Beady-eyed Mauve Azn Plaza
  04/06/26
sounds like an obvious yes. you could also tie her comp to h...
Dun Razzle-dazzle Travel Guidebook Church
  04/06/26
She's already paid purely on commission. She doesn't sell, ...
tantric vibrant chapel digit ratio
  04/06/26
My take is that if she works hard you should keep her. Hire ...
territorial wonderful stain ratface
  04/06/26
Was definitely planning to offer her another job in the firm...
tantric vibrant chapel digit ratio
  04/06/26
shrewd. you don't need an EoD suit on your hands. Maybe sp...
passionate black woman nursing home
  04/07/26
Yeah I'm sure he just needs to invest MOAR resources and eff...
Marvelous pistol gas station
  04/07/26
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tantric vibrant chapel digit ratio
  04/06/26


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Date: April 6th, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: tantric vibrant chapel digit ratio

Her job is "intake," which basically means sales. She is one of the attorneys who talks to the teeming mass of humanity that contacts my shitlaw firm daily, and tries to convince them to pay us money.

She has been doing the job for a couple of months now. I hired her after another chick who was covering her sales territory quit. Previous chick did very well incidentally.

Anyway, she has never really taken off. Has had like one good week in her time in the job, usually is about 30-50% below the sales of her predecessor. Is also defensive and resistant to coaching. I have spent a lot of time sitting with her on calls. She works hard and says the right things, but it's just not clicking. Should I fire her? If not, how do I get her on track?

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Date: April 6th, 2026 7:42 PM
Author: Marvelous pistol gas station

She sounds fat and brown

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Date: April 6th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: tantric vibrant chapel digit ratio

Correctamundo. Although if she was making her sales goals I wouldn't care what she is. How did you know?

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Date: April 6th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: sepia nofapping half-breed address

sales is phenotype imho

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Date: April 6th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Self-centered roommate

CR even over the phone and especially with proles. They basically can’t differentiate between “I would fuck this person” and “I trust this person.”

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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:46 AM
Author: soul-stirring coral mad-dog skullcap indian lodge

Wow

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Date: April 7th, 2026 4:12 AM
Author: house-broken razzmatazz generalized bond kitchen



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Date: April 6th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Glassy regret

There are some great CLEs out there on "making your sales goals as a lawyer." Maybe send her to one?

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Date: April 6th, 2026 8:04 PM
Author: Indigo naked home blood rage

Seems like that does not serve the purpose of CLE.

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Date: April 6th, 2026 8:05 PM
Author: glittery mentally impaired space factory reset button

Practice area? Fat and brown would work well for crim maybe not boutique litigation.

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Date: April 6th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Mauve Azn Plaza



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Date: April 6th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: Dun Razzle-dazzle Travel Guidebook Church

sounds like an obvious yes. you could also tie her comp to her performance, but it sounds like she just doesn’t get it.

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Date: April 6th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: tantric vibrant chapel digit ratio

She's already paid purely on commission. She doesn't sell, she doesn't eat. So I'm not paying her a bunch of money, but I'm missing out on sales leads that I'm spending a lot of money to generate.

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Date: April 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: territorial wonderful stain ratface

My take is that if she works hard you should keep her. Hire someone else and slowly transition her out of this role. A hard worker is hard to find these days and she probably could do another job better. If it still doesn’t work out you can just say, “hey I tried you in two different roles and it wasn’t a fit.” Makes you seem less capricious, especially if she were to find this thread.

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Date: April 6th, 2026 8:44 PM
Author: tantric vibrant chapel digit ratio

Was definitely planning to offer her another job in the firm if I fire her from this one.

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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:28 AM
Author: passionate black woman nursing home

shrewd. you don't need an EoD suit on your hands.

Maybe spend some $ to send her to a sales course? go on written record saying she needs to improve?

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Date: April 7th, 2026 7:36 AM
Author: Marvelous pistol gas station

Yeah I'm sure he just needs to invest MOAR resources and effort into the underperforming fat brown who is also resistant to training

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Date: April 6th, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: tantric vibrant chapel digit ratio



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