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Tips for negotiating severance? Notified today I am being laid off

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how ...
passionate disturbing base
  06/01/26
about tree fiddy
kink-friendly cyan multi-billionaire codepig
  06/01/26
Not helpful. Blocked
passionate disturbing base
  06/01/26
120...
kink-friendly cyan multi-billionaire codepig
  06/01/26
Idk what’s your leverage
hyperventilating indigo box office cuckold
  06/01/26
I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and mak...
passionate disturbing base
  06/01/26
Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.
hyperventilating indigo box office cuckold
  06/01/26
So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other ...
Yellow Menage Gay Wizard
  06/03/26
Are you confused? Look up antifa
passionate disturbing base
  06/03/26
Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.
Yellow Menage Gay Wizard
  06/04/26
You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast
racy navy nursing home
  06/01/26
...
Fear-inspiring sound barrier
  06/01/26
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pea-brained bateful sanctuary
  06/01/26
*standing ovation*
Sinister Orchestra Pit
  06/01/26
...
Comical orange dingle berry
  06/03/26
Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance
Cerise brunch
  06/01/26
where do you live, work, and what is your name?
at-the-ready fantasy-prone water buffalo
  06/01/26
You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 ...
passionate disturbing base
  06/01/26
if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half ho...
at-the-ready fantasy-prone water buffalo
  06/01/26
Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The ...
Sinister Orchestra Pit
  06/01/26
same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his t...
Fear-inspiring sound barrier
  06/01/26
I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's on...
Sinister Orchestra Pit
  06/01/26
I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that li...
Fear-inspiring sound barrier
  06/01/26
i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterf...
at-the-ready fantasy-prone water buffalo
  06/01/26
...
slippery bearded native people who are hurt
  06/02/26
you maed it
Supple shitlib school
  06/01/26
If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their off...
Fuchsia Hell Jew
  06/01/26
I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (t...
Sinister Orchestra Pit
  06/01/26
It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can f...
Gaped unholy abode
  06/01/26
claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money
Internet-worthy Cruel-hearted Dragon Tanning Salon
  06/01/26
what job did you have
transparent thriller den mood
  06/01/26
PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE
Crawly Arousing Church Building Sweet Tailpipe
  06/01/26
...
Shimmering big center blood rage
  06/01/26
Get pregnant. Be openly flaming gay Publicly inquire if co...
Beady-eyed pocket flask
  06/01/26
Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be pro...
Sinister Orchestra Pit
  06/01/26
Never too late to start!
Beady-eyed pocket flask
  06/01/26
Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay
passionate disturbing base
  06/01/26
Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you ...
Sinister Orchestra Pit
  06/01/26
This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS m...
duck-like carmine stead place of business
  06/01/26
if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer fo...
Plum floppy sex offender pisswyrm
  06/01/26
you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly ...
at-the-ready fantasy-prone water buffalo
  06/01/26
that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are ...
Plum floppy sex offender pisswyrm
  06/01/26
...
Yellow Menage Gay Wizard
  06/03/26
...
aphrodisiac sable milk
  06/02/26
Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’...
Gaped unholy abode
  06/01/26
I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another...
passionate disturbing base
  06/02/26
Another two weeks of pay.
Gaped unholy abode
  06/02/26
Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work
passionate disturbing base
  06/02/26
AI wouldn't have fucked that up
galvanic hot corner windowlicker
  06/02/26
...
White vivacious community account stock car
  06/02/26
...
Fear-inspiring sound barrier
  06/02/26
...
passionate disturbing base
  06/03/26
...
Yellow Menage Gay Wizard
  06/03/26
...
Gaped unholy abode
  06/03/26
...
Comical orange dingle berry
  06/03/26
ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and sc...
chest-beating stubborn therapy national security agency
  06/02/26
Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touchin...
Sinister Orchestra Pit
  06/03/26
I thought you delivered cookies
irradiated hairy legs
  06/03/26
wait two weeks
White vivacious community account stock car
  06/03/26
...
passionate disturbing base
  06/03/26
...
irradiated hairy legs
  06/03/26
...
Yellow Menage Gay Wizard
  06/03/26
...
Gaped unholy abode
  06/03/26
...
metal trip school cafeteria
  06/03/26
...
kink-friendly cyan multi-billionaire codepig
  06/04/26
(XO 2020)
passionate disturbing base
  06/03/26
cookie delivery is dead
pearl parlour patrolman
  06/03/26
I guess so if Ai can replace it
irradiated hairy legs
  06/03/26


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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: passionate disturbing base

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how much can I get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49909894)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: kink-friendly cyan multi-billionaire codepig

about tree fiddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49909895)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: passionate disturbing base

Not helpful. Blocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49909897)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: kink-friendly cyan multi-billionaire codepig

120...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49909899)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: hyperventilating indigo box office cuckold

Idk what’s your leverage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49909898)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: passionate disturbing base

I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and make them a target of antifa or similar orgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49909900)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: hyperventilating indigo box office cuckold

Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49909947)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Yellow Menage Gay Wizard

So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other major company and you think that's special?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49912893)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: passionate disturbing base

Are you confused? Look up antifa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49912915)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: Yellow Menage Gay Wizard

Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49914622)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: racy navy nursing home

You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49909901)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910210)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: pea-brained bateful sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910271)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Sinister Orchestra Pit

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910290)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Comical orange dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49914030)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Cerise brunch

Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49909903)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: at-the-ready fantasy-prone water buffalo

where do you live, work, and what is your name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49909905)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: passionate disturbing base

You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 of those data points. For that I thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49909910)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: at-the-ready fantasy-prone water buffalo

if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half hour i'd immediately forget who both of them are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49909913)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Sinister Orchestra Pit

Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The number of names I've forgotten from this site is pretty substantial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910287)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring sound barrier

same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his thread when I pointed out he's outed; I've probably seen his name a couple dozen times and have no clue what it is

don't think I ever knew OP's IRL identity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910298)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Sinister Orchestra Pit

I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's only him, SP, benzo, and GTO that I remember offhand. I know TSINAH's first name, but I don't remember his last one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910311)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring sound barrier

I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910314)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: at-the-ready fantasy-prone water buffalo

i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterface Chris has stuck in my brain

and i remember CSLGs name because his Mr P branding WORKS. if i ever pour Tabasco sauce in my eyes while in LA, i know who to call.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910571)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: slippery bearded native people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49911694)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: Supple shitlib school

you maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49909908)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: Fuchsia Hell Jew

If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their offer probably close to "take it or leave it." They're probably not considering bespoke packages for individuals. The only real way to change that is to decline the severance agreement and write a demand letter, if you have a colorable claim.

How many people got laid off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49909935)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Sinister Orchestra Pit

I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (that's the worst part about senior positions to me, because it's almost always management's fault, but they almost always skate free). And this is generally right for meaningful changes if you haven't complained about a coworker, supervisor, member of management, or had some other shit crop up (personal data being made accessible to others, reports of unsafe work practices, awareness of major skeletons, etc.)

But there's no harm in asking for a few extra weeks, release from non-compete (if subject to one that would make finding work difficult, vacation payout if not in a jurisdiction that requires it, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910301)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Gaped unholy abode

It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can fire average employees in an layoff and enforce noncompetes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910609)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Cruel-hearted Dragon Tanning Salon

claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49909963)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: transparent thriller den mood

what job did you have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49909989)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Crawly Arousing Church Building Sweet Tailpipe

PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910262)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Shimmering big center blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910278)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: Beady-eyed pocket flask

Get pregnant.

Be openly flaming gay

Publicly inquire if company will pay for "gender affirmation" surgery

Self-identify as BIPOC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910293)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: Sinister Orchestra Pit

Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be problematic about it from day 1. But it's too late if you didn't front run the RIF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910306)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: Beady-eyed pocket flask

Never too late to start!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910308)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: passionate disturbing base

Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910644)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Sinister Orchestra Pit

Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you make this pitch. Can't. Fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910681)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: duck-like carmine stead place of business

This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910698)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: Plum floppy sex offender pisswyrm

if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer for a wrongful termination, there's not much you can 'negotiate'

not sure what state you're in, but in california, if you haven't received any communication, formal or informal, that you're being terminated, you need to create a 'protected act' situation asap. that buys you at least a few months where you're hoping they term you and you can raise the claim against the company. if you have good prior performance reviews, etc, pdf all of that and it makes your case extremely strong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910579)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: at-the-ready fantasy-prone water buffalo

you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly adopt each week, so it will never be safe to cut you loose



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910585)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: Plum floppy sex offender pisswyrm

that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are using ai to fire all the dei staff from the past 10yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910593)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Yellow Menage Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49912928)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: aphrodisiac sable milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49911034)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: Gaped unholy abode

Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’re in a protected class (over 40) you can probably get another two weeks if you make it clear you’ll sign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910603)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: passionate disturbing base

I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another 2 weeks? I want cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49911224)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: Gaped unholy abode

Another two weeks of pay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49911399)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: passionate disturbing base

Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49911645)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: galvanic hot corner windowlicker

AI wouldn't have fucked that up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49911698)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: White vivacious community account stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49911701)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49911774)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: passionate disturbing base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49912867)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Yellow Menage Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49912897)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Gaped unholy abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49913418)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Comical orange dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49914033)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: chest-beating stubborn therapy national security agency

ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and screaming or u can leave w/o incident-- spare the histrionics and seek a reasonable settlement -- they have u dead to the right, so u might as well play nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49911796)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Sinister Orchestra Pit

Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touching door knobs, printers, staplers, and pens all around the office after fingering your dirty anus. These motherfuckers need to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49912880)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: irradiated hairy legs

I thought you delivered cookies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49912872)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: White vivacious community account stock car

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49912879)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: passionate disturbing base



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: irradiated hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49912890)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Yellow Menage Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49912895)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Gaped unholy abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49913420)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: metal trip school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49914031)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: kink-friendly cyan multi-billionaire codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49914422)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: passionate disturbing base

(XO 2020)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49912887)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: pearl parlour patrolman

cookie delivery is dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49912896)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: irradiated hairy legs

I guess so if Ai can replace it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49912932)