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my wife is pregnant

how over is it for me now?
Indigo hell giraffe
  06/04/26
what's the dad's name
Honey-headed Fortuitous Meteor
  06/04/26
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Saffron big-titted queen of the night
  06/04/26
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Trip brass principal's office candlestick maker
  06/04/26
La'Marcus / La'Trayvon / La'Darnell OP's wife's womb was ...
mahogany jap box office
  06/04/26
Boiling soup of niggercum, tp
Trip brass principal's office candlestick maker
  06/04/26
Mazel tov! 🎉
Stirring Sapphire Home Half-breed
  06/04/26
everyone told me id never sleep well again i never apprec...
Free-loading hairy legs
  06/04/26
She wants to get a separate bedroom for her and the baby for...
Indigo hell giraffe
  06/04/26
seems unnatural
Free-loading hairy legs
  06/04/26
Holy shit, you're getting imminent divorce pwned before she'...
House-broken indian lodge
  06/04/26
why is sleeping apart a bad thing if I still get to fuck her...
Indigo hell giraffe
  06/04/26
obvious flame is obvious
House-broken indian lodge
  06/04/26
cr nobody on here is "young" enough to have a &quo...
Honey-headed Fortuitous Meteor
  06/04/26
I'm the youngest poster on this board, lil unc
Indigo hell giraffe
  06/04/26
Greetings, Grasshopper
Titillating brunch macaca
  06/04/26
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Honey-headed Fortuitous Meteor
  06/04/26
Cr
Gaped University Tattoo
  06/04/26
Would there be a third bedroom for the father or would he sl...
Arousing shivering orchestra pit cuckold
  06/04/26
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Free-loading hairy legs
  06/04/26
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Gaped University Tattoo
  06/04/26
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Aromatic Awkward Business Firm Turdskin
  06/05/26
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.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  06/08/26
very CR. wife and i did this w all 3 kids. she slept in a se...
rambunctious senate deer antler
  06/04/26
Ok but did you ever have sex with each other?
Gaped University Tattoo
  06/04/26
rofl and yes, she got on top of me and rubbed her clit ag...
rambunctious senate deer antler
  06/04/26
how did this come up? seems like a weird thing to decide up-...
Aromatic Awkward Business Firm Turdskin
  06/05/26
one baby is a fucking vacation. you fags need to grow a pair...
crusty brethren stock car
  06/04/26
i have 5
Free-loading hairy legs
  06/04/26
Yeah, no idea how you manage.
Dashing Trailer Park Famous Landscape Painting
  06/04/26
you stop giving a fuck about the stupid details umc yuppies ...
crusty brethren stock car
  06/04/26
her xo moniker?
Plum haunting quadroon tanning salon
  06/04/26
I mean the actual type and not XO poasters who are just weir...
crusty brethren stock car
  06/04/26
...
....,,,.....,,....,.......,,,....,
  06/08/26
Yeah, that isn't really what I see as the problem. You went...
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  06/08/26
the hope phase of the ship has pretty much sailed and yea it...
.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
  06/08/26
jfc, learn to pull out, bro
hairless sanctuary fat ankles
  06/04/26
i have one and i'm tired
....,,,.....,,....,.......,,,....,
  06/08/26
The first three months can be difficult, but not impossible ...
Trip brass principal's office candlestick maker
  06/04/26
Mine hated being swaddled and iirc the Snoo requires that. ...
Dashing Trailer Park Famous Landscape Painting
  06/04/26
Same. We just fastened the straps on the thing and stuck th...
Trip brass principal's office candlestick maker
  06/04/26
ljl at a "smart" bassinet, you got fucking scammed...
Indigo hell giraffe
  06/04/26
You don't have to spend $2k on these. We used this one: htt...
Dashing Trailer Park Famous Landscape Painting
  06/04/26
sleep coaches are flame. there's plenty of good free advice ...
rambunctious senate deer antler
  06/04/26
The gist is let them cry it out and don't sleep with them.
naked bawdyhouse jew
  06/04/26
agreed. my wife is an INTJ female. this is where she excelle...
rambunctious senate deer antler
  06/04/26
We never actually had her cry it out and it was fine. And n...
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  06/08/26
(beta male) we had 3 kids in <5 yrs and i never lost a...
rambunctious senate deer antler
  06/04/26
are you a ken doll?? what happened to your nipples?
Sadistic silver parlour skinny woman
  06/05/26
nipples with milk
rambunctious senate deer antler
  06/05/26
What are the father's thoughts on this topic
Arousing shivering orchestra pit cuckold
  06/04/26
with a poster?
Passionate Location Messiness
  06/04/26
Congrats to the father
Adventurous fanboi
  06/04/26
If you "reproduce" in this fallen world youre a pi...
Plum haunting quadroon tanning salon
  06/04/26
that's a very Woman thing to say imo
Honey-headed Fortuitous Meteor
  06/04/26
gbti
mahogany jap box office
  06/04/26
no u
Plum haunting quadroon tanning salon
  06/04/26
...
Passionate Location Messiness
  06/04/26
(non-kidmo) If you ever want to forget about all the stup...
Dashing Trailer Park Famous Landscape Painting
  06/04/26
i was miserable as a child but high enough emotional IQ to h...
Honey-headed Fortuitous Meteor
  06/04/26
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Frum Jet Masturbator Trump Supporter
  06/04/26
I think the world of my toddler but if she is faking it then...
Dashing Trailer Park Famous Landscape Painting
  06/04/26
wow a toddler is still too dumb to realize life itself is fl...
Plum haunting quadroon tanning salon
  06/05/26
Listen, she knows how to be thrilled with simple things in l...
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  06/08/26
How is babby formed?
exciting rehab crotch
  06/04/26
Well you see, babby is formed when daddy goes to work and mo...
House-broken indian lodge
  06/04/26
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hairless sanctuary fat ankles
  06/04/26
One more thing - if this is your first pregnancy and you jus...
Dashing Trailer Park Famous Landscape Painting
  06/04/26
yeah we're not saying shit for at least 3 months
Indigo hell giraffe
  06/04/26
We were actually about to tell everyone and got fucked at we...
Dashing Trailer Park Famous Landscape Painting
  06/04/26
judaism says wait until 16 weeks
rambunctious senate deer antler
  06/04/26
I only told people at my office at like 6 months.
Dashing Trailer Park Famous Landscape Painting
  06/04/26
good move, but irl people are gonna notice ur wife is pregna...
rambunctious senate deer antler
  06/04/26
How often do your coworkers see your wife?
Dashing Trailer Park Famous Landscape Painting
  06/04/26
unfortunately, cr
hairless sanctuary fat ankles
  06/04/26
For me, put a lot of stress on the relationship, but the kid...
boyish gay wizard
  06/04/26
almost got divorced over the first kid. it's normal.
rambunctious senate deer antler
  06/04/26
maybe if you spent less time/mental energy on dumb ortho jew...
crusty brethren stock car
  06/04/26
poor rc? i never got up in the middle of the night. i dont h...
rambunctious senate deer antler
  06/04/26
then tell her to sack up and focus on that and lay off the j...
crusty brethren stock car
  06/04/26
poor rc? who said she was doing elaborate shabbos dinners wh...
rambunctious senate deer antler
  06/04/26
then shut the fuck up. She had it easy. Almost getting divor...
crusty brethren stock car
  06/04/26
every mom and kid is different. 1->2 and 2->3 were sup...
rambunctious senate deer antler
  06/04/26
Posters freaking out about how "hard" having a kid...
Stubborn henna rigor
  06/04/26
Lmao your a total failure as a parent and person.
Nofapping claret codepig
  06/05/26
Nothing funny about it.
Chocolate Stimulating Church Headpube
  06/05/26
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Gay Grandpa
  06/07/26
Is the dad around?
Mega Penis
  06/08/26


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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: Indigo hell giraffe

how over is it for me now?

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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: Honey-headed Fortuitous Meteor

what's the dad's name

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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Saffron big-titted queen of the night



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Trip brass principal's office candlestick maker



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: mahogany jap box office

La'Marcus / La'Trayvon / La'Darnell

OP's wife's womb was just a boiling soup of NIGGERCUM

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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Trip brass principal's office candlestick maker

Boiling soup of niggercum, tp

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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: Stirring Sapphire Home Half-breed

Mazel tov! 🎉

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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: Free-loading hairy legs

everyone told me id never sleep well again

i never appreciated it until i had to deal w it irl

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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 AM
Author: Indigo hell giraffe

She wants to get a separate bedroom for her and the baby for the first year so I can sleep better. Good or bad idea?

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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: Free-loading hairy legs

seems unnatural



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:41 AM
Author: House-broken indian lodge

Holy shit, you're getting imminent divorce pwned before she's even in the third trimester. Keep it up, and you may get a world record speedrun

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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: Indigo hell giraffe

why is sleeping apart a bad thing if I still get to fuck her? I blast white noise and can sleep in peace, she deals with all the hard stuff

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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: House-broken indian lodge

obvious flame is obvious

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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:54 AM
Author: Honey-headed Fortuitous Meteor

cr nobody on here is "young" enough to have a "baby" anymore

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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: Indigo hell giraffe

I'm the youngest poster on this board, lil unc

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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Titillating brunch macaca

Greetings, Grasshopper

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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:29 PM
Author: Honey-headed Fortuitous Meteor



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: Gaped University Tattoo

Cr

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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: Arousing shivering orchestra pit cuckold

Would there be a third bedroom for the father or would he sleep with your wife and baby

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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Free-loading hairy legs



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: Gaped University Tattoo



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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:36 AM
Author: Aromatic Awkward Business Firm Turdskin



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.




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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: rambunctious senate deer antler

very CR. wife and i did this w all 3 kids. she slept in a separate room w/ a baby monitor so she could hear the baby. she never slept with the baby -- that's bad for her too.

we fucked plenty.

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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: Gaped University Tattoo

Ok but did you ever have sex with each other?

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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:54 PM
Author: rambunctious senate deer antler

rofl

and yes, she got on top of me and rubbed her clit against mine and we came together

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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:40 AM
Author: Aromatic Awkward Business Firm Turdskin

how did this come up? seems like a weird thing to decide up-front

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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: crusty brethren stock car

one baby is a fucking vacation. you fags need to grow a pair.

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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Free-loading hairy legs

i have 5

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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Dashing Trailer Park Famous Landscape Painting

Yeah, no idea how you manage.

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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: crusty brethren stock car

you stop giving a fuck about the stupid details umc yuppies obsess over.

most relaxing recent moment I can recall was playing 9 holes with just my non-verbal autistic daughter. besides remembering to remove the cart key when we parked so she didn't drive into a creek or some shit and not making a shitmess at dinner afterwards it was relaxing as fuck.

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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:05 PM
Author: Plum haunting quadroon tanning salon

her xo moniker?

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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:41 PM
Author: crusty brethren stock car

I mean the actual type and not XO poasters who are just weirdos

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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: ....,,,.....,,....,.......,,,....,




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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:21 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


Yeah, that isn't really what I see as the problem. You went golfing with a child (granted, one with some issues - by the way, hopefully she'll become verbal a little later because that does happen) but could you really manage with 3-5 kids hanging around?

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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:24 PM
Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


the hope phase of the ship has pretty much sailed and yea it’s much more chaotic to bring multiple pretty much anywhere. Like I said one is a vacation.

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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: hairless sanctuary fat ankles

jfc, learn to pull out, bro

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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: ....,,,.....,,....,.......,,,....,


i have one and i'm tired

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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: Trip brass principal's office candlestick maker

The first three months can be difficult, but not impossible by any stretch. Buy a Snoo and use it as soon as possible. The kid will outgrow it around six months in, and at that point you should invest in hiring a sleep coach and just getting a good game plan to help the kid sleep through the night. You can find one under $1,000, and it can be fully remote. We did this for the second kid, and it's a game changer. Don't sleep in separate rooms unless you want to guarantee a dead bedroom, it’s tough enough as it is. Be a part of the process. Help out as much as you can or your wife's gonna end up hating your guts even more than she already does.

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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Dashing Trailer Park Famous Landscape Painting

Mine hated being swaddled and iirc the Snoo requires that. But there are a bunch of alternatives that don't and I got one of them.

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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: Trip brass principal's office candlestick maker

Same. We just fastened the straps on the thing and stuck the kid in there on top

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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: Indigo hell giraffe

ljl at a "smart" bassinet, you got fucking scammed for a 2k chinesium crib with an app

We had sex whenever I want, I have literally never had her turn me down a single time for anything. We're doing the separate bed thing, not all the time but she said she wants me to be rested and sleep well and she'll handle most of the night stuff

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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Dashing Trailer Park Famous Landscape Painting

You don't have to spend $2k on these. We used this one: https://www.target.com/p/4moms-mamaroo-sleep-bassinet/-/A-79219342

This seems similar and just fine: https://www.amazon.com/UPPAbaby-Soma-Smart-Bassinet-MotionSync/dp/B0FPGR38RF/

The biggest issue with all of these is that there is nothing that's a transition for when they get bigger. Mine ended up commandeering the dog's bed and uses that to this day.

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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: rambunctious senate deer antler

sleep coaches are flame. there's plenty of good free advice on the internet, and plenty of women on baby sites who will be helpful. all our kids slept though the night much earlier than most people

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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: naked bawdyhouse jew

The gist is let them cry it out and don't sleep with them.

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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: rambunctious senate deer antler

agreed. my wife is an INTJ female. this is where she excelled. most women are too emotional to let their babies cry it out. stupid birdbrains. a logical female can suck it up

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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


We never actually had her cry it out and it was fine. And now if she wakes up and has a bad dream she can come into our bed. It is all fine.

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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: rambunctious senate deer antler

(beta male)

we had 3 kids in <5 yrs and i never lost a night of sleep. i dont have nipples. who do i need to get up?

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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:38 AM
Author: Sadistic silver parlour skinny woman

are you a ken doll?? what happened to your nipples?

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Date: June 5th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: rambunctious senate deer antler

nipples with milk

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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: Arousing shivering orchestra pit cuckold

What are the father's thoughts on this topic

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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:06 AM
Author: Passionate Location Messiness

with a poster?

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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:33 AM
Author: Adventurous fanboi

Congrats to the father

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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:36 AM
Author: Plum haunting quadroon tanning salon

If you "reproduce" in this fallen world youre a piece of Shit

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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: Honey-headed Fortuitous Meteor

that's a very Woman thing to say imo

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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: mahogany jap box office

gbti

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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Plum haunting quadroon tanning salon

no u

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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Passionate Location Messiness



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Dashing Trailer Park Famous Landscape Painting

(non-kidmo)

If you ever want to forget about all the stupid bs that occupies the "news" have a kid and make them happy. My daughter is one of the happiest kids around and it brightens my life, despite all the work.

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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:54 PM
Author: Honey-headed Fortuitous Meteor

i was miserable as a child but high enough emotional IQ to hide it from literally everybody and act normally

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Date: June 4th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: Frum Jet Masturbator Trump Supporter



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:35 PM
Author: Dashing Trailer Park Famous Landscape Painting

I think the world of my toddler but if she is faking it then she is the best actress alive.

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Date: June 5th, 2026 10:37 AM
Author: Plum haunting quadroon tanning salon

wow a toddler is still too dumb to realize life itself is flame and a death sentence, stop the presses

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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:18 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


Listen, she knows how to be thrilled with simple things in life like hugging the dog or riding a horse or petting a cat. She'll throw or kick a ball and be thrilled. The reason you're miserable is that you let yourself get away from basic stuff that makes life awesome. Having a happy kid next to you is one of those things.

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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: exciting rehab crotch

How is babby formed?

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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: House-broken indian lodge

Well you see, babby is formed when daddy goes to work and mommy and mommy's boyfriend order a new babby from the babby stork

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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: hairless sanctuary fat ankles



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: Dashing Trailer Park Famous Landscape Painting

One more thing - if this is your first pregnancy and you just found out definitely wait to tell people for a while. Miscarriages are way more common than people realize.

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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: Indigo hell giraffe

yeah we're not saying shit for at least 3 months

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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:19 AM
Author: Dashing Trailer Park Famous Landscape Painting

We were actually about to tell everyone and got fucked at week 14.

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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: rambunctious senate deer antler

judaism says wait until 16 weeks

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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:18 PM
Author: Dashing Trailer Park Famous Landscape Painting

I only told people at my office at like 6 months.

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Date: June 4th, 2026 5:04 PM
Author: rambunctious senate deer antler

good move, but irl people are gonna notice ur wife is pregnant at 16-20 weeks unless she's obese

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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Dashing Trailer Park Famous Landscape Painting

How often do your coworkers see your wife?

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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: hairless sanctuary fat ankles

unfortunately, cr

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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: boyish gay wizard

For me, put a lot of stress on the relationship, but the kid is cool

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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: rambunctious senate deer antler

almost got divorced over the first kid. it's normal.

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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: crusty brethren stock car

maybe if you spent less time/mental energy on dumb ortho jew kosher shit and more on being a parent and husband it wouldn't be such a stress. the idea that having one baby strains a marriage is ridiculous. yea you have to get up in the middle of the night. fucking deal with it.

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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: rambunctious senate deer antler

poor rc? i never got up in the middle of the night. i dont have nipples.

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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: crusty brethren stock car

then tell her to sack up and focus on that and lay off the jew bullshit. like don't bother cooking those stupid elaborate shabbos dinners and just take it easy on weekends.

also you should be less of a creep

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Date: June 4th, 2026 4:18 PM
Author: rambunctious senate deer antler

poor rc? who said she was doing elaborate shabbos dinners when she had a newborn?

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Date: June 4th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: crusty brethren stock car

then shut the fuck up. She had it easy. Almost getting divorced over your fat wife not wanting to deal with one baby is not normal.

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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:04 PM
Author: rambunctious senate deer antler

every mom and kid is different. 1->2 and 2->3 were super easy. #1 was a huge adjustment bc kid #1 was a nightmare baby and the other 2 were easy peasy and bc neither of us knew wtf we were doing w #1

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Date: June 4th, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Stubborn henna rigor

Posters freaking out about how "hard" having a kid is ^^^ are LJL. I didn't find it to be hard at all.

Just make sure you let them be who they were born to be.

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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:32 AM
Author: Nofapping claret codepig

Lmao your a total failure as a parent and person.

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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:36 AM
Author: Chocolate Stimulating Church Headpube

Nothing funny about it.

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Date: June 7th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Gay Grandpa



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:24 PM
Author: Mega Penis

Is the dad around?

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