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ITT: I post opening sentences of novels, you guess the novel (no cheating)

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the b...
electric parlour degenerate
  08/27/26
Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)
electric parlour degenerate
  08/27/26
I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog
hyperactive resort lettuce
  08/28/26
Mother died today.
electric parlour degenerate
  08/27/26
Camuuuuuuuus
purple contagious orchestra pit faggot firefighter
  08/27/26
correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)
electric parlour degenerate
  08/27/26
op predicted Mamdani would lose btw
Beady-eyed Immigrant
  08/27/26
Wtf embarrassing
Vibrant School Cafeteria Community Account
  08/28/26
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearin...
electric parlour degenerate
  08/27/26
portrait of the artist as a young man
Aromatic Elastic Band
  08/27/26
incorrect, but not outrageously far off
electric parlour degenerate
  08/27/26
Ulysses
Insane school
  08/27/26
electric parlour degenerate
  08/27/26
Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the oth...
Insane school
  08/27/26
maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same
electric parlour degenerate
  08/27/26
i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesi...
Mewling nursing home cumskin
  08/28/26
While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his pub...
electric parlour degenerate
  08/27/26
Evelyn Waugh, Scoop
electric parlour degenerate
  08/27/26
124 was spiteful.
electric parlour degenerate
  08/27/26
Toni Morrison, Beloved
electric parlour degenerate
  08/27/26
At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of...
electric parlour degenerate
  08/27/26
is this the swans book?
diverse dopamine
  08/27/26
yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed th...
electric parlour degenerate
  08/27/26
i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100....
diverse dopamine
  08/27/26
The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writin...
electric parlour degenerate
  08/27/26
What’s it going to be then, eh?
electric parlour degenerate
  08/27/26
A clockwork orange
Insane school
  08/27/26
electric parlour degenerate
  08/27/26
September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!
electric parlour degenerate
  08/27/26
William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries
electric parlour degenerate
  08/27/26
„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”
purple contagious orchestra pit faggot firefighter
  08/27/26
the Betamorphosis *erwachte, not erwachen hat* *aus unruh...
electric parlour degenerate
  08/27/26
Ty herr kommandant
purple contagious orchestra pit faggot firefighter
  08/27/26
...
electric parlour degenerate
  08/27/26
...
purple contagious orchestra pit faggot firefighter
  08/27/26
In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is...
electric parlour degenerate
  08/27/26
Catch-22
purple contagious orchestra pit faggot firefighter
  08/27/26
edit ❌
electric parlour degenerate
  08/27/26
No I fucked it up
purple contagious orchestra pit faggot firefighter
  08/27/26
Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this p...
electric parlour degenerate
  08/27/26
I apologize for being so bad at this
purple contagious orchestra pit faggot firefighter
  08/27/26
lmao you're fine
electric parlour degenerate
  08/27/26
Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future
electric parlour degenerate
  08/27/26
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhapp...
electric parlour degenerate
  08/27/26
Dickens
purple contagious orchestra pit faggot firefighter
  08/27/26
electric parlour degenerate
  08/27/26
anna karenina
Aromatic Elastic Band
  08/27/26
electric parlour degenerate
  08/27/26
It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the...
electric parlour degenerate
  08/27/26
The English Patient
purple contagious orchestra pit faggot firefighter
  08/27/26
electric parlour degenerate
  08/27/26
wtf
diverse dopamine
  08/27/26
Catch 22
Insane school
  08/27/26
electric parlour degenerate
  08/27/26
I think this is the only one I caught and because of the nam...
painfully honest violent theater stage
  08/27/26
I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.
electric parlour degenerate
  08/27/26
Orwell
purple contagious orchestra pit faggot firefighter
  08/27/26
electric parlour degenerate
  08/27/26
Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children
electric parlour degenerate
  08/27/26
Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.
electric parlour degenerate
  08/27/26
🧐🤔
purple contagious orchestra pit faggot firefighter
  08/27/26
...
electric parlour degenerate
  08/27/26
...
irradiated center factory reset button
  08/27/26
...
Mauve candlestick maker doctorate
  08/27/26
the spaceporn story
Mewling nursing home cumskin
  08/28/26
...
electric parlour degenerate
  08/27/26
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&fo...
purple contagious orchestra pit faggot firefighter
  08/27/26
I really can't
electric parlour degenerate
  08/27/26
Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.
purple contagious orchestra pit faggot firefighter
  08/27/26
yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this,...
electric parlour degenerate
  08/27/26
Triste!
purple contagious orchestra pit faggot firefighter
  08/27/26
I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read t...
electric parlour degenerate
  08/27/26
It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life aft...
purple contagious orchestra pit faggot firefighter
  08/27/26
see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust
electric parlour degenerate
  08/27/26
Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?
purple contagious orchestra pit faggot firefighter
  08/27/26
the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts...
electric parlour degenerate
  08/27/26
No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century nove...
purple contagious orchestra pit faggot firefighter
  08/27/26
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons
electric parlour degenerate
  08/27/26
https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/d...
electric parlour degenerate
  08/27/26
«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié...
purple contagious orchestra pit faggot firefighter
  08/27/26
I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful t...
electric parlour degenerate
  08/27/26
It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it lo...
purple contagious orchestra pit faggot firefighter
  08/27/26
Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent n...
electric parlour degenerate
  08/27/26
You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to l...
purple contagious orchestra pit faggot firefighter
  08/27/26
Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I coul...
painfully honest violent theater stage
  08/27/26
don't know :(
electric parlour degenerate
  08/27/26
Sound and Fury
painfully honest violent theater stage
  08/27/26
oh good one
electric parlour degenerate
  08/27/26
Great thread. These were difficult.
irradiated center factory reset button
  08/27/26
3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May...
Mildly Autistic Toaster Son Of Senegal
  08/27/26
Mein Kampf?
purple contagious orchestra pit faggot firefighter
  08/27/26
No.
Mildly Autistic Toaster Son Of Senegal
  08/27/26
Dracula
electric parlour degenerate
  08/28/26
Im gay
Swashbuckling Den
  08/27/26
A Confederacy of Dunces
adventurous bawdyhouse
  08/27/26
A Promised Land, Barack Obama
Mauve candlestick maker doctorate
  08/27/26
God Emperor of Dune
blue thriller lodge
  08/28/26
In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.
zombie-like pervert love of her life
  08/28/26
raisin in the sun
adventurous bawdyhouse
  08/28/26
It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appoi...
lavender spectacular whorehouse
  08/28/26
Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf
purple contagious orchestra pit faggot firefighter
  08/28/26
https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155
lavender spectacular whorehouse
  08/29/26
I'm cheating a little, but: "We didn’t bother ...
lascivious fortuitous meteor hunting ground
  09/16/26
no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i want...
diverse dopamine
  09/16/26
It's from a gritty 90s YA called "Wrestling Sturbridge....
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  09/21/26


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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: electric parlour degenerate

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the blazing Mexican sun and the bleaching dust.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50096867)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: electric parlour degenerate

Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50097578)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: hyperactive resort lettuce

I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50099122)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: electric parlour degenerate

Mother died today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50096870)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: purple contagious orchestra pit faggot firefighter

Camuuuuuuuus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50096901)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: electric parlour degenerate

correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50096907)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Immigrant

op predicted Mamdani would lose btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50096871)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: Vibrant School Cafeteria Community Account

Wtf embarrassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50098941)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: electric parlour degenerate

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50096873)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Aromatic Elastic Band

portrait of the artist as a young man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50096912)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: electric parlour degenerate

incorrect, but not outrageously far off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50096916)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Insane school

Ulysses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50096968)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: electric parlour degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50096970)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Insane school

Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the other guesser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50096974)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: electric parlour degenerate

maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50096975)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Mewling nursing home cumskin

i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesis on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50099117)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: electric parlour degenerate

While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his publisher proclaimed, 'achieved an assured and enviable position in contemporary letters'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50096885)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: electric parlour degenerate

Evelyn Waugh, Scoop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50097581)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: electric parlour degenerate

124 was spiteful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50096887)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: electric parlour degenerate

Toni Morrison, Beloved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50097586)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: electric parlour degenerate

At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of a warlord general, the police chief of a tenuous national government of China.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50096897)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: diverse dopamine

is this the swans book?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50097517)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: electric parlour degenerate

yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed this book on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50097523)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: diverse dopamine

i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100. entirely linear expository narration of events. twas sincerely boring like an actual history book. i must have been fascinated by the content originally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50097544)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: electric parlour degenerate

The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writing. Nobody before then (or since then) had narrated the personal experience of living through that era of history in the same way. That's what I thought was gripping when I first read it, long ago now. Probably despite her writing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50097550)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: electric parlour degenerate

What’s it going to be then, eh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50096900)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Insane school

A clockwork orange

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50096969)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: electric parlour degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50096971)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: electric parlour degenerate

September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50096905)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: electric parlour degenerate

William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50097588)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: purple contagious orchestra pit faggot firefighter

„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50096911)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: electric parlour degenerate

the Betamorphosis

*erwachte, not erwachen hat*

*aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50096920)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: purple contagious orchestra pit faggot firefighter

Ty herr kommandant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50096922)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: electric parlour degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50096925)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: purple contagious orchestra pit faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50096913)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: electric parlour degenerate

In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is available, fairly reliable short-term prediction and control of a society's behavior may be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50096914)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: purple contagious orchestra pit faggot firefighter

Catch-22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50096928)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: electric parlour degenerate

edit ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50096932)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:28 PM
Author: purple contagious orchestra pit faggot firefighter

No I fucked it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50096938)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: electric parlour degenerate

Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this place: ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50096944)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: purple contagious orchestra pit faggot firefighter

I apologize for being so bad at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50096947)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: electric parlour degenerate

lmao you're fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50096954)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: electric parlour degenerate

Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50097590)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: electric parlour degenerate

Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50096923)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: purple contagious orchestra pit faggot firefighter

Dickens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50096929)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: electric parlour degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50096935)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Aromatic Elastic Band

anna karenina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50096934)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: electric parlour degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50096936)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: electric parlour degenerate

It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50096927)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: purple contagious orchestra pit faggot firefighter

The English Patient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50096931)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: electric parlour degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50096937)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: diverse dopamine

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50097548)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Insane school

Catch 22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50096972)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: electric parlour degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50096973)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: painfully honest violent theater stage

I think this is the only one I caught and because of the name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50097600)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: electric parlour degenerate

I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50096942)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: purple contagious orchestra pit faggot firefighter

Orwell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50096943)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: electric parlour degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50096946)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: electric parlour degenerate

Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50097592)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: electric parlour degenerate

Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50096951)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: purple contagious orchestra pit faggot firefighter

🧐🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50096961)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: electric parlour degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50096963)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: irradiated center factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50098022)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: Mauve candlestick maker doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50098527)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Mewling nursing home cumskin

the spaceporn story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50099121)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: electric parlour degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50097505)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: purple contagious orchestra pit faggot firefighter

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096913

U can get this one!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50097508)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: electric parlour degenerate

I really can't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50097510)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: purple contagious orchestra pit faggot firefighter

Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50097511)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: electric parlour degenerate

yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this, never any Proust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50097516)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: purple contagious orchestra pit faggot firefighter

Triste!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50097532)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: electric parlour degenerate

I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read this, in fact I have read nothing by the gentleman in question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50097515)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: purple contagious orchestra pit faggot firefighter

It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life after biting into a madeleine dipped in tea. Nothing major.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50097530)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: electric parlour degenerate

see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50097534)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: purple contagious orchestra pit faggot firefighter

Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50097537)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: electric parlour degenerate

the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts will stay with me forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50097541)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: purple contagious orchestra pit faggot firefighter

No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century novel dude lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50097556)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: electric parlour degenerate

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50097559)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: electric parlour degenerate

https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/dangerousliaisons-thurman-hd-02-hd.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50097564)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: purple contagious orchestra pit faggot firefighter

«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié ces letters.»

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50097569)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: electric parlour degenerate

I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful to the 1985 play which was based faithfully on the 1700-whatever novel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50097573)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: purple contagious orchestra pit faggot firefighter

It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it looks like shite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50097584)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: electric parlour degenerate

Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent naked breasts? Does it? No, it doesn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50097598)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: purple contagious orchestra pit faggot firefighter

You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to lock yourself in the garage and write the next great novel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50097624)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: painfully honest violent theater stage

Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I could see them hitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50097545)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: electric parlour degenerate

don't know :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50097595)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: painfully honest violent theater stage

Sound and Fury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50097596)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: electric parlour degenerate

oh good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50097599)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: irradiated center factory reset button

Great thread. These were difficult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50098024)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Toaster Son Of Senegal

3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May, arriving at Vienna early next morning; should have arrived at 6:46, but train was an hour late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50098240)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: purple contagious orchestra pit faggot firefighter

Mein Kampf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50098285)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Toaster Son Of Senegal

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50098350)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: electric parlour degenerate

Dracula

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50099113)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Den

Im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50098300)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: adventurous bawdyhouse

A Confederacy of Dunces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50098333)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: Mauve candlestick maker doctorate

A Promised Land, Barack Obama

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50098528)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: blue thriller lodge

God Emperor of Dune

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50098931)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: zombie-like pervert love of her life

In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50099243)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: adventurous bawdyhouse

raisin in the sun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50100039)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: lavender spectacular whorehouse

It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appointed Braunau-on-the-Inn to be my birthplace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50100064)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: purple contagious orchestra pit faggot firefighter

Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50100077)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:40 AM
Author: lavender spectacular whorehouse

https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50101306)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: lascivious fortuitous meteor hunting ground

I'm cheating a little, but:

"We didn’t bother going to the football game. It’s the last game, but we’re all in our own worlds tonight and didn’t want any distractions. And I’ve avoided public places since I beat up that minister."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50138361)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: diverse dopamine

no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i wanted to kill myself.

"That sounds like a heavy weight to carry, and it makes total sense that you’d want to skip the game and stay in your own space tonight. When you're dealing with the aftermath of something that intense, being in a big crowd is probably the last thing you need. It sounds like you and your friends are all processing a lot right now."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50138369)



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Date: September 21st, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>


It's from a gritty 90s YA called "Wrestling Sturbridge." I remembered the passage because of the throwaway line about beating up the minister because there's no way not to lol at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2,5#50147796)