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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
bateful cruise ship
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superior anglo culture
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a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
amber space azn
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
amber space azn
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
amber space azn
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
amber space azn
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
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Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
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yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
bateful cruise ship
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
bateful cruise ship
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"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
Burgundy hospital
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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His moniker?
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Colt
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Disco Fries
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Mint insanely creepy ticket booth
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
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Yellow internet-worthy public bath giraffe
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But she was old enough in dog years!
Indecent Diverse Mediation Preventive Strike
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
maniacal striped hyena church building
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I thought this was America
Indecent Diverse Mediation Preventive Strike
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Vivacious Nudist Den Turdskin
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
bateful cruise ship
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
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man's BEST friend
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
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Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
bateful cruise ship
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all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
apoplectic brunch
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
bateful cruise ship
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why does every room look so fucking tiny
misunderstood sienna national security agency lay
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Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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bateful cruise ship
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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bateful cruise ship
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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Amazing 🐶
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
bateful cruise ship
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lol
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
Laughsome hall
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
bateful cruise ship
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charg...
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
bateful cruise ship
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
Navy beta national boltzmann
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
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Shipley was asking for it.
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Dashing step-uncle's house jap
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
maniacal striped hyena church building
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
Snowy beady-eyed resort
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what's the actual crime he's accused of?
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  08/19/26
He screwed the pooch
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Took three months, but thank you for your contribution
bateful cruise ship
  08/14/26
Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?
slippery heady pisswyrm stage
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beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyon...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: bateful cruise ship

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: amber space azn

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: amber space azn

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: amber space azn

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: amber space azn

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: amber space azn

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: amber space azn

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: amber space azn

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: amber space azn

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: amber space azn

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: amber space azn

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: amber space azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: amber space azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: amber space azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: amber space azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#50059489)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: amber space azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#50062669)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: amber space azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#50066358)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:01 AM
Author: amber space azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#50077489)



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Date: August 24th, 2026 7:06 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#50090421)



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Date: August 24th, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#50090580)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: amber space azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: amber space azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: amber space azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: amber space azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: amber space azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: amber space azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: amber space azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: amber space azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: amber space azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: amber space azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: amber space azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: amber space azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: amber space azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: bateful cruise ship

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: bateful cruise ship

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Burgundy hospital

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: bateful cruise ship

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: bateful cruise ship

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: maniacal striped hyena church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Provocative university cuckoldry

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: bateful cruise ship

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Indecent Diverse Mediation Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: amethyst fantasy-prone stag film sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: misunderstood sienna national security agency lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: lemon comical theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Dashing step-uncle's house jap

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Mint insanely creepy ticket booth

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Indecent Diverse Mediation Preventive Strike

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Yellow internet-worthy public bath giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Indecent Diverse Mediation Preventive Strike

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: maniacal striped hyena church building

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Indecent Diverse Mediation Preventive Strike

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Vivacious Nudist Den Turdskin

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: bateful cruise ship

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: bonkers menage blood rage

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: carmine high-end gas station wagecucks

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: misunderstood sienna national security agency lay

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: bateful cruise ship

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Dashing step-uncle's house jap

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: apoplectic brunch

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: bateful cruise ship

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: misunderstood sienna national security agency lay

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Mint insanely creepy ticket booth

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Burgundy hospital

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: bateful cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Laughsome hall

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: bateful cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: bateful cruise ship

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: concupiscible emerald pocket flask

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: maniacal striped hyena church building

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Boyish idiotic newt love of her life

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: slippery heady pisswyrm stage

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: odious elite bbw library

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: slippery heady pisswyrm stage

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: odious elite bbw library

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Vigorous azure senate philosopher-king

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: slippery heady pisswyrm stage

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: charismatic bull headed indirect expression locus

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: bateful cruise ship

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Burgundy hospital

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Laughsome hall

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Navy beta national boltzmann

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: bateful cruise ship

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Navy beta national boltzmann

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: bateful cruise ship

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Navy beta national boltzmann

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: flickering associate doctorate

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: bateful cruise ship

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: bateful cruise ship

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: bateful cruise ship

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49898727)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Histrionic slate fanboi

what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charged with?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#50077499)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: bateful cruise ship

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Mahogany indian lodge juggernaut

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: bateful cruise ship

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Navy beta national boltzmann

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: excitant antidepressant drug gay wizard

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Big Corn Cake

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Floppy weed whacker forum

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: bateful cruise ship

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Dashing step-uncle's house jap

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: maniacal striped hyena church building

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Snowy beady-eyed resort

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49899877)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Histrionic slate fanboi

what's the actual crime he's accused of?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#50077502)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: titillating gunner stead

He screwed the pooch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#50062678)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: bateful cruise ship

Took three months, but thank you for your contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#50068063)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: slippery heady pisswyrm stage

Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#50068089)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Buck-toothed pit

beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyone and nobody knows about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#50068093)