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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
Beta Volcanic Crater
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
iridescent hall
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
iridescent hall
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
iridescent hall
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
iridescent hall
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
iridescent hall
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
iridescent hall
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
iridescent hall
  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
iridescent hall
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Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
iridescent hall
  06/26/26
yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Superior gooK culture DURR DURR https://www.nbcnews.com/...
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
Beta Volcanic Crater
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Beta Volcanic Crater
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
talented olive friendly grandma dragon
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
Beta Volcanic Crater
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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Wild walnut toaster
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His moniker?
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Colt
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Disco Fries
Talking yarmulke
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Claret swollen stage striped hyena
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Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
titillating crackhouse pisswyrm
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hyperactive dull stock car mediation
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But she was old enough in dog years!
titillating crackhouse pisswyrm
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Wild walnut toaster
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
titillating crackhouse pisswyrm
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
concupiscible flesh site
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
Beta Volcanic Crater
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
curious internet-worthy abode
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
Sable church multi-billionaire
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
Ruby feces puppy
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Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Beta Volcanic Crater
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all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
Talking yarmulke
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
Useless Crawly Stag Film Old Irish Cottage
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Beta Volcanic Crater
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why does every room look so fucking tiny
Ruby feces puppy
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Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
Claret swollen stage striped hyena
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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Beta Volcanic Crater
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Beta Volcanic Crater
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
Beta Volcanic Crater
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
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mods
Indecent indigo stage
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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Amazing 🐶
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
Charismatic field
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
Beta Volcanic Crater
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lol
talented olive friendly grandma dragon
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
fear-inspiring dead fortuitous meteor whorehouse
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
razzmatazz doctorate masturbator
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
Beta Volcanic Crater
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
Beta Volcanic Crater
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
Beta Volcanic Crater
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
Beta Volcanic Crater
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what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charg...
Vigorous disrespectful kitchen
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
Beta Volcanic Crater
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
puce brethren stead
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They have a pretty sick IG
Beta Volcanic Crater
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
razzmatazz doctorate masturbator
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
Fantasy-prone Mint Patrolman
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Killself seems appropriate
Drunken tripping candlestick maker
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
turquoise cuckold native
  06/17/26
Shipley was asking for it.
Beta Volcanic Crater
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AI
Talking yarmulke
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
Wild walnut toaster
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
Domesticated twisted philosopher-king temple
  05/25/26
what's the actual crime he's accused of?
Vigorous disrespectful kitchen
  08/19/26
He screwed the pooch
Vengeful locus
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Took three months, but thank you for your contribution
Beta Volcanic Crater
  08/14/26
Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?
insanely creepy base dysfunction
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beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyon...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Beta Volcanic Crater

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: iridescent hall

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: iridescent hall

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: iridescent hall

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: iridescent hall

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: iridescent hall

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: iridescent hall

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: iridescent hall

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: iridescent hall

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: iridescent hall

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: iridescent hall

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: iridescent hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: iridescent hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: iridescent hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: iridescent hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#50059489)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: iridescent hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#50062669)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: iridescent hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#50066358)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:01 AM
Author: iridescent hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#50077489)



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Date: August 24th, 2026 7:06 PM
Author: iridescent hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#50090421)



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Date: August 24th, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: iridescent hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#50090580)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#50114162)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Good

Superior gooK culture DURR DURR

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/south-korea-grant-legal-status-animals-tackle-abuse-n1277129

South Korea to grant legal status to animals to tackle abuse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#50114173)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Good



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#50114174)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Good



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#50114175)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Good



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#50114176)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Good



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#50114177)



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Date: September 7th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#50121351)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: iridescent hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: iridescent hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: iridescent hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: iridescent hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: iridescent hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: iridescent hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: iridescent hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: iridescent hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: iridescent hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: iridescent hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: iridescent hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: iridescent hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: iridescent hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Beta Volcanic Crater

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Beta Volcanic Crater

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: talented olive friendly grandma dragon

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Beta Volcanic Crater

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Beta Volcanic Crater

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Wild walnut toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: carmine market preventive strike

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Beta Volcanic Crater

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: titillating crackhouse pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Transparent cruise ship private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Ruby feces puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: floppy boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Talking yarmulke

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Claret swollen stage striped hyena

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: titillating crackhouse pisswyrm

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: hyperactive dull stock car mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: titillating crackhouse pisswyrm

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Wild walnut toaster

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: titillating crackhouse pisswyrm

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: concupiscible flesh site

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Beta Volcanic Crater

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: curious internet-worthy abode

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Sable church multi-billionaire

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Ruby feces puppy

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Beta Volcanic Crater

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Talking yarmulke

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Useless Crawly Stag Film Old Irish Cottage

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Beta Volcanic Crater

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Ruby feces puppy

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Claret swollen stage striped hyena

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: talented olive friendly grandma dragon

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Beta Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: fear-inspiring dead fortuitous meteor whorehouse

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Beta Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Beta Volcanic Crater

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Canary coffee pot

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Wild walnut toaster

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Indecent indigo stage

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: insanely creepy base dysfunction

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Comical deranged school pervert

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: insanely creepy base dysfunction

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Comical deranged school pervert

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: lemon apoplectic national

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: insanely creepy base dysfunction

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Charismatic field

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Beta Volcanic Crater

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: talented olive friendly grandma dragon

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: fear-inspiring dead fortuitous meteor whorehouse

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: razzmatazz doctorate masturbator

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Beta Volcanic Crater

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: razzmatazz doctorate masturbator

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Beta Volcanic Crater

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: razzmatazz doctorate masturbator

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: supple office

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Beta Volcanic Crater

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Beta Volcanic Crater

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Beta Volcanic Crater

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49898727)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Vigorous disrespectful kitchen

what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charged with?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#50077499)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Beta Volcanic Crater

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: puce brethren stead

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Beta Volcanic Crater

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: razzmatazz doctorate masturbator

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Mint Patrolman

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Drunken tripping candlestick maker

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: turquoise cuckold native

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Beta Volcanic Crater

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Talking yarmulke

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Wild walnut toaster

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Domesticated twisted philosopher-king temple

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#49899877)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Vigorous disrespectful kitchen

what's the actual crime he's accused of?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#50077502)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: Vengeful locus

He screwed the pooch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#50062678)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: Beta Volcanic Crater

Took three months, but thank you for your contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#50068063)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: insanely creepy base dysfunction

Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#50068089)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: adventurous flushed center

beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyone and nobody knows about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2,5#50068093)