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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
Boyish rigor clown
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
Exhilarant mint death wish
  01/05/14
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Talented locus turdskin
  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Boyish rigor clown
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Boyish rigor clown
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
Boyish rigor clown
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
Boyish rigor clown
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
contagious parlour
  06/25/12
...
beady-eyed gas station
  06/25/12
Jesus
iridescent depressive old irish cottage
  06/25/12
literally rofling
fishy ratface
  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
razzmatazz church building messiness
  08/02/12
crying
passionate space legend
  08/29/12
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slippery obsidian casino
  02/22/13
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hairraiser jet water buffalo mental disorder
  08/21/13
lost my shit
puce dead site
  03/19/14
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Mind-boggling degenerate
  06/27/14
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Translucent bespoke address doctorate
  06/27/14
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startled shaky black woman
  09/14/17
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Saffron stubborn station international law enforcement agency
  07/20/18
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Saffron stubborn station international law enforcement agency
  02/09/19
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Well-lubricated circlehead whorehouse
  07/11/19
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naked forum
  08/27/21
God I’m old.
sickened background story
  09/16/22
The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11 http:/...
Boyish rigor clown
  06/25/12
cop
beady-eyed gas station
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
beady-eyed gas station
  06/25/12
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contagious parlour
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
amethyst location roommate
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
garnet mad-dog skullcap
  08/02/12
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appetizing coral senate psychic
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
copper shrine blood rage
  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
Brass fanboi
  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
beady-eyed gas station
  06/25/12
...
onyx university
  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
beady-eyed gas station
  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
garnet mad-dog skullcap
  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
vibrant regret goal in life
  08/21/13
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Boyish rigor clown
  06/25/12
...
Thriller nursing home crotch
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
Wonderful federal headpube bawdyhouse
  06/25/12
...
appetizing coral senate psychic
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
Umber Point
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
Boyish rigor clown
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
ultramarine coffee pot heaven
  06/25/12
...
Boyish rigor clown
  06/26/12
...
appetizing coral senate psychic
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
idiotic pearly kitchen candlestick maker
  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
Boyish rigor clown
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
Brindle Soul-stirring Brunch Windowlicker
  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
sable abode faggot firefighter
  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
Boyish rigor clown
  08/02/12
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Boyish rigor clown
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
razzmatazz church building messiness
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
garnet mad-dog skullcap
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
garnet mad-dog skullcap
  08/02/12
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stimulating people who are hurt tattoo
  08/02/12
Much love for the shout, Box.
Boyish rigor clown
  08/02/12
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Aphrodisiac Parlor Athletic Conference
  08/02/12
holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
garnet mad-dog skullcap
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
sable abode faggot firefighter
  08/02/12
LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all ...
Boyish rigor clown
  08/03/12
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
garnet mad-dog skullcap
  08/06/12
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fantasy-prone black stead
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garnet mad-dog skullcap
  08/08/12
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stimulating people who are hurt tattoo
  08/20/12
JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy ...
Impertinent step-uncle's house party of the first part
  08/20/12
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stimulating people who are hurt tattoo
  08/20/12
Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic: Disg...
Boyish rigor clown
  09/14/12
it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.
hairraiser jet water buffalo mental disorder
  08/21/13
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garnet mad-dog skullcap
  02/22/13
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appetizing coral senate psychic
  08/21/13
i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
hairraiser jet water buffalo mental disorder
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
vibrant regret goal in life
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
hairraiser jet water buffalo mental disorder
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
Mind-boggling degenerate
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
vibrant regret goal in life
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
sienna racy plaza
  08/21/13
180
appetizing coral senate psychic
  09/30/13
HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U
appetizing coral senate psychic
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appetizing coral senate psychic
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Mind-boggling degenerate
  06/27/14
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Nubile internal respiration
  07/22/14
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Frozen Haunting Indian Lodge Gaping
  08/04/14
Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www...
Frozen Haunting Indian Lodge Gaping
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Vigorous aqua temple
  12/08/14
Bookmarked.
Disgusting national
  12/08/14
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garnet mad-dog skullcap
  12/11/14
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cerebral coldplay fan
  07/24/15
180 now i kinda get his shtick
fragrant frisky locale selfie
  08/12/15
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razzle-dazzle domesticated spot
  07/29/16
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Marvelous cruise ship
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Bright den foreskin
  12/01/16
What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads h...
bronze private investor trust fund
  12/02/16
It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 2...
pungent dog poop principal's office
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cerebral coldplay fan
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garnet mad-dog skullcap
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cerebral coldplay fan
  07/29/17
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sexy stage stain
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idiotic pearly kitchen candlestick maker
  01/29/18
the man is a champion.
Demanding crystalline partner
  01/29/18
where did he go
violent chapel
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Bat-shit-crazy talking hell
  05/14/18
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idiotic pearly kitchen candlestick maker
  08/16/18
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Mustard drunken ladyboy persian
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Nofapping adventurous main people
  05/26/19
wish the little guy would come back.
grizzly histrionic mood
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chartreuse sanctuary organic girlfriend
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abusive institution liquid oxygen
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naked forum
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Swashbuckling Smoky Hominid Corner
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Amber slap-happy trump supporter sweet tailpipe
  08/27/22
OP links fixed: 180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT ...
Ape Arrogance
  06/26/26
You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last...
smart ape
  06/26/26
no problem! and JM if you see this, feel free to contribu...
Ape Arrogance
  06/26/26


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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Boyish rigor clown

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Exhilarant mint death wish

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: Talented locus turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Boyish rigor clown

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: Boyish rigor clown

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: Boyish rigor clown

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Boyish rigor clown

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: contagious parlour

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: beady-eyed gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: iridescent depressive old irish cottage

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: fishy ratface

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: razzmatazz church building messiness

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: passionate space legend

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: slippery obsidian casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: hairraiser jet water buffalo mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: puce dead site

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Mind-boggling degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: Translucent bespoke address doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: startled shaky black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#34212423)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Saffron stubborn station international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: Saffron stubborn station international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: Well-lubricated circlehead whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: naked forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#43021388)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: sickened background story

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Boyish rigor clown

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: beady-eyed gas station

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: beady-eyed gas station

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: contagious parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: amethyst location roommate

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: garnet mad-dog skullcap

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: appetizing coral senate psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: copper shrine blood rage

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Brass fanboi

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: beady-eyed gas station

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: onyx university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: beady-eyed gas station

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: garnet mad-dog skullcap

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: vibrant regret goal in life

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: Boyish rigor clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: Thriller nursing home crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Wonderful federal headpube bawdyhouse

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: appetizing coral senate psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: Umber Point

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: Boyish rigor clown

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: ultramarine coffee pot heaven

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: Boyish rigor clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: appetizing coral senate psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: idiotic pearly kitchen candlestick maker

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Boyish rigor clown

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: Brindle Soul-stirring Brunch Windowlicker

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: sable abode faggot firefighter

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: Boyish rigor clown

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: Boyish rigor clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#21244876)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: razzmatazz church building messiness

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: garnet mad-dog skullcap

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: garnet mad-dog skullcap

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: stimulating people who are hurt tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#21245037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Boyish rigor clown

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Parlor Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#21245072)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: garnet mad-dog skullcap

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: sable abode faggot firefighter

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: Boyish rigor clown

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: garnet mad-dog skullcap

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: fantasy-prone black stead

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#21269855)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: garnet mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#21288703)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: stimulating people who are hurt tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#21378297)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: Impertinent step-uncle's house party of the first part

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: stimulating people who are hurt tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#21378361)



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: Boyish rigor clown

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: hairraiser jet water buffalo mental disorder

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: garnet mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#22691703)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: appetizing coral senate psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#23901490)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: hairraiser jet water buffalo mental disorder

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: vibrant regret goal in life

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: hairraiser jet water buffalo mental disorder

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Mind-boggling degenerate

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: vibrant regret goal in life

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: sienna racy plaza

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: appetizing coral senate psychic

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: appetizing coral senate psychic

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: appetizing coral senate psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#24705988)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: appetizing coral senate psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#24780167)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: Big mischievous rigpig trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#25218644)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Rose big-titted jap

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Mind-boggling degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#25829577)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Nubile internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#25979213)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: Frozen Haunting Indian Lodge Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#26061882)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Frozen Haunting Indian Lodge Gaping

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: Vigorous aqua temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#26889379)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Disgusting national

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: garnet mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#26908652)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: cerebral coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#28401751)



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: fragrant frisky locale selfie

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle domesticated spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#31065783)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Marvelous cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#31793602)



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: Bright den foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#32029638)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: bronze private investor trust fund

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: pungent dog poop principal's office

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: cerebral coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#33350448)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: garnet mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#33655604)



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: cerebral coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#33878892)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: sexy stage stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#34341740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: idiotic pearly kitchen candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#35273740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Demanding crystalline partner

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: violent chapel

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy talking hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#36049867)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: idiotic pearly kitchen candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#36627236)



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: Mustard drunken ladyboy persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#37661895)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: Nofapping adventurous main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#38293237)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: grizzly histrionic mood

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: chartreuse sanctuary organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#38656193)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: abusive institution liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#39616184)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
Author: naked forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#43021370)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Smoky Hominid Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#44861565)



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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: Amber slap-happy trump supporter sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#45081538)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: smart ape

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2,5#49964828)