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If your body doesn’t look like this at 49, u owe yourself an apology (Epah, pi

https://imgur.com/a/iuLWLgO
Ungodly Parlor
  07/16/26
You're on TRT and are sterile Ljl
Vengeful doobsian address
  07/16/26
If he is on cycle or cruising, he's obviously using a replac...
know-it-all lay
  07/16/26
I've never done anything but creatine around 10-15 years ago
Ungodly Parlor
  07/16/26
you might want to do just for men gel also I realize why...
Swashbuckling dysfunction
  07/16/26
Don’t be coy lil breh — just post a throwaway if...
Ungodly Parlor
  07/16/26
you have gay voice iirc
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  07/17/26
lol
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  07/17/26
Why does EVERYONE say that??
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  07/17/26
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  07/21/26
looking good man, nice bathroom. don't love the tats but i ...
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  07/16/26
This is from the LAX Sheraton. I sent it to some wife from ...
Ungodly Parlor
  07/16/26
I can beat you up irl, juuuuust sayin' haha.
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  07/16/26
ty I'll be whacking off to this later 💯 but lmao at those...
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  07/16/26
it has now occurred to me that those aren't actually ur shor...
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  07/16/26
Sometimes the cock tip comes out the bottom of a guy's short...
Ungodly Parlor
  07/16/26
why did you edit out your pelvic area but not your dickhead?
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  07/16/26
I wanted to see how I'd look in "short-shorts"
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  07/16/26
it was only subtle because his head is so tiny
Swashbuckling dysfunction
  07/16/26
seriously rofl at the drawn-on, too-short shorts
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  07/16/26
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Ungodly Parlor
  07/16/26
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  07/17/26
Top 1% for your age, but... you look kinda skinny, like too ...
know-it-all lay
  07/16/26
I used to always try to stay at 215-220, but my "doctor...
Ungodly Parlor
  07/16/26
It is objectively healthier. We're conditioned to look at ...
know-it-all lay
  07/16/26
That's top .01% for his age.
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  07/16/26
You look fantastic, my man. Really reminds me that I should ...
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ty
Ungodly Parlor
  07/16/26
are you not constantly reminded of that while going about yo...
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  07/16/26
If you look 59 at 49 you owe yourself an apology
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  07/16/26
for real. He's gray as fuck wtf.
Swashbuckling dysfunction
  07/16/26
if you're taking nudes at 49 you owe all of us an apology, b...
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  07/16/26
An apology for the censorship
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  07/16/26
Worthless pic without that COCK
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  07/16/26
zoom in for a free gift breh
Ungodly Parlor
  07/16/26
Ily
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Show us your COCK
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I only lift once a week now, mostly to keep my IPA tits fill...
Ungodly Parlor
  07/16/26
Very handsome brother please describe current diet and exerc...
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ty. it's right there ^^
Ungodly Parlor
  07/16/26
Is that a wizard on your PopSocket?
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  07/16/26
It's a grey tabby kitten zooming thru the cosmos
Ungodly Parlor
  07/16/26
180. You should make your ringtone Nyan Cat.
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  07/16/26
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  07/16/26
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  07/16/26
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  07/16/26
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  07/16/26
this is what libs took from you probably ~50% of my profs...
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  07/17/26
Rofl 180
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  07/16/26
Only XO would come up with a version of the “made you ...
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  07/16/26
...
Ungodly Parlor
  07/16/26
EPAH is a god tier poaster
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  07/16/26
I want to hate him so bad
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  07/17/26
How are we gonna have 106 “views” of a “hi...
Ungodly Parlor
  07/16/26
Imgur counter must be delayed because I've clicked it 109 ti...
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  07/16/26
I’m alternating VPNs as I save backup copies
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  07/17/26
No one ever accused EPAH of self-awareness
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  07/17/26
I don’t see a lot of criticism of EPAH ITT. I do, h...
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  07/23/26
OP is Jerome Powell
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  07/17/26
you look a lot older than 49. 180 bod 150 face.
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  07/17/26
he should get plastic surgery not flame. dr amir karam in sa...
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  07/17/26
the "vertical crust"
Chrome striped hyena jew
  07/17/26
that is not 180 at all. plastic surgery should be banned. ha...
startled white elastic band
  07/17/26
nah this dood's work is 180
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  07/17/26
Seems like many attorneys face ethics violations for tamer c...
Crimson depressive field
  07/17/26
I apologize, okay?
Ungodly Parlor
  07/17/26
whats your weekly exercise routine, diet and supplements you...
idiotic psychic
  07/17/26
I only lift once a week now, mostly to keep my IPA tits fill...
Ungodly Parlor
  07/17/26
it's all genetic. you come from English Mormon stock.
Fishy harsh forum affirmative action
  07/17/26
Shit Irish actually. I think it comes from not eating junk ...
Ungodly Parlor
  07/17/26
We know your name EPAH. You are English, not Irish.
Fishy harsh forum affirmative action
  07/17/26
Oh yeah, I guess have a little English in me: https://imgur....
Ungodly Parlor
  07/17/26
Nothing more pathetic than narcissistic oldcels.
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  07/20/26
have you seen the compliments he's getting from other men? d...
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  07/21/26
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  07/21/26
Lol you have aged like crazy in the past 6 years or the last...
Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire
  07/21/26
I will never age. I will never "get old."
Penis Head
  07/21/26
You’re in great shape but that face is not 49. I&rsquo...
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  07/21/26
Just noticed this thread and was going to say this
Fucking Fuckface
  07/21/26
I’ll post an update at 59
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  07/21/26
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  07/21/26
i feel like you really need to be doing more to defeat the a...
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  07/22/26
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Penis Head
  07/22/26
Why would he need that in the context of giving you advice t...
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  07/22/26
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  07/24/26
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  07/23/26
I appreciate the nuanced analysis that went into this post
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  07/23/26
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  07/24/26
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Penis Head
  07/24/26
Ooops! Epah poasting under his burner account
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  07/24/26
I keep reading this OP as “if your buddy doesn’t...
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  07/23/26
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  07/24/26
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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: Ungodly Parlor

https://imgur.com/a/iuLWLgO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50004809)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:32 PM
Author: Vengeful doobsian address

You're on TRT and are sterile Ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50004812)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: know-it-all lay

If he is on cycle or cruising, he's obviously using a replacement dosage. The traps & delts easily give it way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50004848)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: Ungodly Parlor

I've never done anything but creatine around 10-15 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50004868)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Swashbuckling dysfunction

you might want to do just for men gel

also I realize why you vote democrat, married a black woman, and post nudes for men on a nearly men only-chat blog.

YOU'RE A self-loathing FAGGOT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50005240)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: Ungodly Parlor

Don’t be coy lil breh — just post a throwaway if you want the unredacted version

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50005290)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: beady-eyed mauve skinny woman famous landscape painting

you have gay voice iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50007403)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: Fishy harsh forum affirmative action

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50007411)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:36 PM
Author: Ungodly Parlor

Why does EVERYONE say that??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50007412)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 8:08 AM
Author: cowgod



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50013899)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:32 PM
Author: Aromatic hunting ground rigor

looking good man, nice bathroom. don't love the tats but i guess women of a certain disposition like them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50004814)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Ungodly Parlor

This is from the LAX Sheraton. I sent it to some wife from AM to lure her over a couple weeks ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50004874)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Fishy harsh forum affirmative action

I can beat you up irl, juuuuust sayin' haha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50004818)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:35 PM
Author: Chrome striped hyena jew

ty I'll be whacking off to this later 💯 but lmao at those shorts brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50004819)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:35 PM
Author: Chrome striped hyena jew

it has now occurred to me that those aren't actually ur shorts. carry on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50004822)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:53 PM
Author: Ungodly Parlor

Sometimes the cock tip comes out the bottom of a guy's shorts is all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50004864)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:36 PM
Author: charcoal community account mad-dog skullcap

why did you edit out your pelvic area but not your dickhead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50004824)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:53 PM
Author: Ungodly Parlor

I wanted to see how I'd look in "short-shorts"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50004867)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:58 PM
Author: Coiffed Bawdyhouse Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50004886)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: wonderful rigpig gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50004923)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: startled white elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50004969)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: wonderful rigpig gay wizard

The subtle incomplete redaction really solidifies this as 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50004934)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: Spruce disturbing principal's office death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50004942)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: flirting vivacious filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50005190)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Swashbuckling dysfunction

it was only subtle because his head is so tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50005243)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:36 PM
Author: chestnut school circlehead

seriously rofl at the drawn-on, too-short shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50004825)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Ungodly Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50004880)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 2:01 AM
Author: amethyst whorehouse jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50005659)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: know-it-all lay

Top 1% for your age, but... you look kinda skinny, like too much cardio & too little gym.

TBF, I've dropped weight as I've gotten older. Apparently, maintaining a higher bodyweight & setting PRs is quite different in your 40s than in your 20s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50004846)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: Ungodly Parlor

I used to always try to stay at 215-220, but my "doctor" said it's not good for one's heart to be unnaturally big, so I've stopped force-feeding myself to stay big. Down to like 195 or so now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50004899)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:05 PM
Author: know-it-all lay

It is objectively healthier.

We're conditioned to look at IFBB pros and consider NPC guys to be "normal." The Frank Zanes will live much longer & healthier than the Nassar El Sonbatys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50004912)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: startled white elastic band

That's top .01% for his age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50004983)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: fragrant therapy stag film

You look fantastic, my man. Really reminds me that I should start watching what I eat and occasionally go to the gym.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50004854)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Ungodly Parlor

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50004879)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:59 PM
Author: Coiffed Bawdyhouse Gaming Laptop

are you not constantly reminded of that while going about your everyday life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50004892)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: Sticky razzmatazz school cafeteria haunted graveyard

If you look 59 at 49 you owe yourself an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50004871)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Swashbuckling dysfunction

for real. He's gray as fuck wtf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50005242)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac coral bbw

if you're taking nudes at 49 you owe all of us an apology, but credit for whatever your stack is, however your face looks 60, maybe put more effort into moisturizing or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50004878)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: appetizing slimy foreskin university

An apology for the censorship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50004901)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:00 PM
Author: appetizing slimy foreskin university

Worthless pic without that COCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50004895)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: Ungodly Parlor

zoom in for a free gift breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50004903)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: appetizing slimy foreskin university

Ily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50004906)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: sepia overrated temple sex offender

Show us your COCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50004902)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:04 PM
Author: appetizing slimy foreskin university



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: flirting vivacious filthpig

Come see me first thing tomorrow morning. We need to discuss your lack of attention to detail. Our cleints expect more from us

Thx

Thank,

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50004957)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:35 AM
Author: sepia overrated temple sex offender



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: Histrionic Twisted Boltzmann Kitchen

(Lacks attention to detail)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50005303)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 2:01 AM
Author: amethyst whorehouse jap



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Date: July 17th, 2026 2:32 AM
Author: sepia overrated temple sex offender



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: dashing public bath



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: dashing public bath

(missed interaction of clause 7.6 and cock)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50006207)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: Heady transparent sanctuary

Honest curiosity about your diet and exercise these days. Do you still lift as much as you did 10 years ago? How strict are you keeping track of calories and macros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50004926)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:18 PM
Author: Ungodly Parlor

I only lift once a week now, mostly to keep my IPA tits filled out. And I surf for about 1.5 hours a day every day.

I don't pay attention to calories and I don't even know what "macros" are, but I only eat proper food (I cook about five nights a week, and grab Panda or Jersey Mike or plate lunch two nights)

I still mostly do intermittent fasting, but I'm not strict about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50004943)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: shivering tanning salon potus

Very handsome brother please describe current diet and exercise routines for motivation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50004936)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:18 PM
Author: Ungodly Parlor

ty. it's right there ^^

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50004944)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: wonderful rigpig gay wizard

Is that a wizard on your PopSocket?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50004945)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: Ungodly Parlor

It's a grey tabby kitten zooming thru the cosmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50004948)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: wonderful rigpig gay wizard

180. You should make your ringtone Nyan Cat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50004952)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: flirting vivacious filthpig

Did you know that the PopSocket founders were a bunch of disgraced philosophers who got run out of the academy on Me Too grounds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50004961)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: wonderful rigpig gay wizard

No LOL holy shit.

https://spot.colorado.edu/~tooley/DavidBarnettAffair.html

Gonna read all this tomorrow, but LJL at higher ed. Notably this occurred before metoo and it was all about some report be wrote? Jfc.

Gonna read all this tomorrow. Things like this are always a good reminder on why the anti-woke reaction was necessary and how libs wanted us all dead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50004992)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: flirting vivacious filthpig

A good buddy ran in their social circles before becoming a lawyer and had gossiped about how messed up the entire philosophy field was with male profs and TAs hooking up with coeds. If anything, these guys were lucky to get run out ahead of the era of peak woke social media vindictiveness. I’m half surprised no one has tried to take a run at their plastic widget riches. Or maybe they have and their still rolling in it even after settlements with strong NDAs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50005013)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: wonderful rigpig gay wizard

I think that was part of appeal of becoming a professor! What a complete rugpull. All those "Is they ANYTHING I can do for a better grade..." fantasies didn't come from nowhere.

Considering he already had his reputation damaged and extracted a settlement from CU, I would hope he wouldn't even pay a nuisance settlement on principle. Then again I've seen plenty of people do it just to be done with the nightmare. What a crock of shit. Glad this d00d maed it, countless others weren't so lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50005028)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Chrome striped hyena jew

this is what libs took from you

probably ~50% of my profs were married to a former student. This was nbd in the 70s and 80s when they were coming up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50006228)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:38 PM
Author: startled white elastic band

Rofl 180



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50004966)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:42 PM
Author: flirting vivacious filthpig

Only XO would come up with a version of the “made you look” hand gesture game for making other poasters look at your cock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50004973)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: Ungodly Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50005291)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Histrionic Twisted Boltzmann Kitchen

EPAH is a god tier poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50005298)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: bearded aggressive location

I want to hate him so bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50005308)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: sepia overrated temple sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50006232)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:18 PM
Author: Ungodly Parlor

How are we gonna have 106 “views” of a “hidden” Imgur post in a thread with no more than 25 unique posters? Consuela?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50005340)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 11:41 PM
Author: aquamarine chapel jewess

Imgur counter must be delayed because I've clicked it 109 times myself and am about to make it 110

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50005518)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: Histrionic Twisted Boltzmann Kitchen

I’m alternating VPNs as I save backup copies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50006242)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 12:14 AM
Author: Pontificating translucent office

gorgeous guy. all the torpedos, surfing, and time on the beach has been good for you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50005581)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Stage Ladyboy

Thank you for the compliment of “beautiful body.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50005618)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: Pontificating translucent office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50007425)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: henna arousing brunch coffee pot

Median 70 year old looks younger than you

Tattoos are a disaster too, enjoy those getting ickier (to yourself and everyone else) with each passing year 👍

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50006094)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: wonderful rigpig gay wizard

It's amazing people poast stuff like this and don't think it reveals how seething they are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50006182)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: comical avocado locus travel guidebook

No one ever accused EPAH of self-awareness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50006208)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: crystalline supple friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50007417)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: know-it-all lay

A lot of criticism ITT, but no pictures demonstrating the critics' own physical superiority.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50006212)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: comical avocado locus travel guidebook

I don’t see a lot of criticism of EPAH ITT.

I do, however, see a lot of really pathetic simping for EPAH from physically and financially inferior lawyers though 🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50006244)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: wonderful rigpig gay wizard

(seething quotemo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50006250)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:40 AM
Author: Chrome striped hyena jew

haha great nudes, really awesome content. hmu if ur looking for co counsel on your next class action btw ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50006259)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:54 AM
Author: Abusive territorial site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50006301)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 12:02 PM
Author: comical avocado locus travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50006323)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50014042)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: sol rosenberg

https://ibb.co/twYYHP7Y

OP otoh shaves his chest, has stupid tattoos and castrates his children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50018962)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Big indian lodge toilet seat

OP is Jerome Powell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50006249)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: Fuchsia space

you look a lot older than 49. 180 bod 150 face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50006274)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: obsidian mischievous pit faggot firefighter

he should get plastic surgery not flame. dr amir karam in san diego is 180 and invented a technique called "vertical restore": https://www.drkaram.com/gallery/?type=before-and-after

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50006296)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:59 AM
Author: Chrome striped hyena jew

the "vertical crust"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50006311)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:59 AM
Author: startled white elastic band

that is not 180 at all. plastic surgery should be banned. half of these people look like ghouls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50006315)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 12:02 PM
Author: obsidian mischievous pit faggot firefighter

nah this dood's work is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50006326)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Crimson depressive field

Seems like many attorneys face ethics violations for tamer conduct than what is transpiring here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50006458)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Ungodly Parlor

I apologize, okay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50007398)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:32 PM
Author: idiotic psychic

whats your weekly exercise routine, diet and supplements you take

i exercise regularly, eat clean but can't get rid of lingering visceral fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50007401)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: Ungodly Parlor

I only lift once a week now, mostly to keep my IPA tits filled out. And I surf for about 1.5 hours a day every day.

I don't pay attention to calories and I don't even know what "macros" are, but I only eat proper food (I cook about five nights a week, and grab Panda or Jersey Mike or plate lunch two nights)

I still mostly do intermittent fasting, but I'm not strict about it.

I don't take "vitamins" or "supplements," both of which are likely flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50007408)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Fishy harsh forum affirmative action

it's all genetic. you come from English Mormon stock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50007415)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: Ungodly Parlor

Shit Irish actually. I think it comes from not eating junk food + IF + IPA + exercise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50007424)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Fishy harsh forum affirmative action

We know your name EPAH. You are English, not Irish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50007427)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Ungodly Parlor

Oh yeah, I guess have a little English in me: https://imgur.com/a/K98aYuA

More than 50% Irish though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50007438)



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Date: July 20th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,...,:,.,.:..:.


Nothing more pathetic than narcissistic oldcels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50013372)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 8:04 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

have you seen the compliments he's getting from other men? definitely not celibate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50013894)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50014634)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire (Safari)

Lol you have aged like crazy in the past 6 years or the last time you posted a fully nude Pic but despite that I did jack off to your post (on both occasions)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50013931)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: Penis Head (oppose bitchbois)

I will never age. I will never "get old."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50014586)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 3:16 PM
Author: Hang Kikelensky NOW

You’re in great shape but that face is not 49. I’d maybe believe 59.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50014617)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Just noticed this thread and was going to say this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50014720)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Penis Head (oppose bitchbois)

I’ll post an update at 59

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50014800)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50014848)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: ,.,....,..,.,.,,,,..,..,.,..,.,.,.,...


i feel like you really need to be doing more to defeat the agepill. botox, tretinoin, some fillers, dye your hair. makes no sense to stay in good shape and look OLD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50016048)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 2:17 AM
Author: Penis Head (oppose bitchbois)

Do you have any advice for a person who’s neither gay nor a vain woman though?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50016141)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 5:24 AM
Author: Hang Kikelensky NOW

Why would he need that in the context of giving you advice though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50016280)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 5:11 AM
Author: Mictecacihuatl

LOL definitely not fillers but I agree about dying the hair and skin care

fillers look awful and can migrate to other places on your face. not worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50021190)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 2:15 AM
Author: \'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\"\'\'\'\'


very impressive but sorry brother you have no credibility on your no drugs/no mones claim.

-when you were much heavier and more muscular years ago XO bros would ask you about your routine and for eating you were always like "oh I gee I dunno, maybe just some health snacks during the day and then whatever chicken and veggies thing the housekeeper makes, I don't think about food!" that aww shucks routine was consistent for years when you would post your mirror selfies but then in this thread you admit to deliberately eating for mass until your doctor told you to knock it off.

-LOL in the past, where you look as yo udo here, you have repeatedly claimed to not shave your arms/stomach/pubes/etc. you either have some kind of rare below the neck alopecia or just another thing you can't cop to.

-you are a good dude but you have a giant ego and always obfuscate, muddle, or straight up BS about anything that casts you in an even slightly negative light. most wouldn't judge you for some juice but you are seeking attention here and for whatever reason prefer to posture as doing this effortlessly, or without 'cheating' (in your mind). riles the haters more! is probably the rationale but it's really just the extra dopamine of the 'this is nothing to me' flex.

-we know you know the power of hormones and you're certainly no stranger to talking to doctors about them.

-plenty of people younger and fitter who are very active daily including shit like surfing and don't maintain that level of rip. there are plenty of sloppy looking people on surfboards everywhere and many of them are working blue collar jobs or working out way more often. you could claim it's just excellent genes but you have also shown pictures of yourself much younger and you're not gifted. at 50, an hour a day of longboard surfing on the extremely chill breaks of waikiki where there are 75 and 10 year olds surfing plus one lifting session a week doesn't produce that kind of lean mass and core development without drugs and mor than maintenance lifting.

-you have and have always had visibly weak wrists and dainty hands, which is often a giveaway when they're not coordinate to a more developed physique.

you ain't fooled me son but understand i don't judge it either. i'll probably be signing up for the same stack when i am your age because i also can't stand to let it go.

and nice cock bro, great job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50018575)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:41 AM
Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26)

I really like it here. 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50018944)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: nude litigator

I appreciate the nuanced analysis that went into this post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50018986)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50019015)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: Penis Head (oppose bitchbois)

Sorry about <><><>bad genes<><><> and <><><>eating like shit<><><>

I don't think you've been following closely enough -- for at least 15 years I've complained here about having to forcefeed to keep my weight up.

And I'm sorry to hear that it makes you maf and jelly, but I've never done any supplements other than creatine, or done any drugs or hormones or anything like that. And I just don't have much upper body hair. Plenty of guys don't. I think if you review my ancestry.com report ^^ you'll find a lot of helpful info.

It's probably just a combination of IF and eating only real food. If you look back at beach pics from the 20s and 30s, you'll see that plenty of guys looked like me (except less muscle because lifting wasn't a thing)

But anyway, thank you for the compliment of lean mass and core development.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50019598)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 4:00 AM
Author: semenacre

Bombs Over Baghdad

I also remember him insisting he didn't eat a lot. Then some ape detective poasted side-by-side pics demonstrating how shaved his forearms at some point between the two. This was in the pre-voluntary outing era when he was posting erect COCK photos to XO and humorlessly feuding with Halford RIP. Lord knows he isn't telling the truth about the Halford stuff. Have to also consider the extremely gay lisp voice's role in all this hmmmmm.

EPAH has become a top 10 content create in XO 2020-2026 and he likes it here, so I give as much grace as I can even though he is perennially full of shit. And consider this is clearly a lifelong <><><>NO MALE FRIENDS<><><> person so that also recommends some tolerance because he doesn't know any better. This is masculine competition for someone like him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50021166)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: Penis Head (oppose bitchbois)

I have upper body hair, just not very much and it gets bleached in the sun: https://imgur.com/a/GeT5ELb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50022809)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,


Ooops! Epah poasting under his burner account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50022823)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26)

I keep reading this OP as “if your buddy doesn’t look like this”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50018964)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 4:01 AM
Author: semenacre

That is the greatest disparity of apparent age in face and body I have seen in years. The torso of a 25 year old paired with the face of a 60 year old is jarring. Frankly, at that age, I'd take a slightly younger face and just an average body over that package.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50021167)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 10:35 AM
Author: nude litigator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50021469)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 10:37 AM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope

somebody once said he looks like one of those CGI ads about berries: "Doctors HATE him"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50021474)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 9:48 PM
Author: Penis Head (oppose bitchbois)

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50022796)



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Date: July 24th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Nude Karlstack (🧐)

do u need help setting up ur tape player grandpa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883292&forum_id=2,5#50022819)