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ljl I've "made" $20,702 in Dividends this year, only spent $15,013

even though im totally retarded at investing and i cant beli...
Titillating Hideous Associate Ceo
  05/31/26
I spend about that much every month
territorial nudist fortuitous meteor
  05/31/26
furking saudis in the ass is expensive, breh
Titillating Hideous Associate Ceo
  05/31/26
worth it though
territorial nudist fortuitous meteor
  05/31/26
not really, syrians have kyooter butts cause werent able to ...
Titillating Hideous Associate Ceo
  05/31/26
i like big plump buttocks
territorial nudist fortuitous meteor
  05/31/26
thats furking disgusting, those sand niggas eat KFC and Burg...
Titillating Hideous Associate Ceo
  05/31/26
You are living the life. I feel like I can’t go anywhe...
Adventurous ruby nowag step-uncle's house
  05/31/26
u paid for .1% of a Israeli Arrow Missile that was used to s...
Titillating Hideous Associate Ceo
  05/31/26
Soo CR
territorial nudist fortuitous meteor
  05/31/26
You should have put some of it in oil when it was disfavored...
Laughsome Ladyboy Bawdyhouse
  05/31/26
if i buy oil it will go to $0
Titillating Hideous Associate Ceo
  06/01/26
I started typing out some investment ideas, but honestly, yo...
Laughsome Ladyboy Bawdyhouse
  06/01/26
how the furk do i do this, remote work training AI models, f...
Titillating Hideous Associate Ceo
  06/01/26
I get messaged by these companies on LinkedIn. If you don't...
Laughsome Ladyboy Bawdyhouse
  06/01/26
sounds like a jeet scam, contact them and find out
Titillating Hideous Associate Ceo
  06/01/26
How do you "do contract legal work"
provocative smoky incel site
  06/01/26
Barker Gilmore; MLA (Major Lindsey Africa); Robert Half; and...
Laughsome Ladyboy Bawdyhouse
  06/01/26
those are usually in person roles, i tried that long ago. no...
Titillating Hideous Associate Ceo
  06/01/26
I've only done it once with a reputable company, so I'm not ...
Laughsome Ladyboy Bawdyhouse
  06/01/26
ljl i still have like 200k in bond funds in my IRA i cld jus...
Titillating Hideous Associate Ceo
  06/01/26
Not interested in fucking Africa lol but I will check out th...
provocative smoky incel site
  06/01/26
Well-played by a guy with the fucking word "safari"...
Laughsome Ladyboy Bawdyhouse
  06/01/26
this sounds like girl math.
drunken national security agency
  05/31/26
...
Irate roast beef plaza
  06/01/26
*turd math
Titillating Hideous Associate Ceo
  06/01/26
wow ur getting good returns in the middle of an insane bull ...
Offensive mint stag film keepsake machete
  05/31/26
this time it’s different
Talking Brindle Filthpig
  06/01/26
only thing true is its INSANE, this is a fraud bull market a...
Titillating Hideous Associate Ceo
  06/01/26
The whole thing is such fraud it’s ridiculous. I&rsquo...
brass stead party of the first part
  06/01/26
if u are a responsible high IQ individual such as myself its...
Titillating Hideous Associate Ceo
  06/01/26
...
Thriller sound barrier
  06/01/26
its literally just inflation.
Nighttime irradiated nursing home
  06/01/26
It’s inflation plus tech bullshit, which is arguably w...
brass stead party of the first part
  06/01/26
He loves his stonks so much and the lifestyle they've afford...
slate dog poop
  06/01/26
trump's kike manipulators furked me but i will get to 1.5m b...
Titillating Hideous Associate Ceo
  06/01/26
so after real inflation and tax on interest income, what is ...
sexy wrinkle brunch
  06/01/26
nigga i prob wont owe any taxes unless i take cap gains prof...
Titillating Hideous Associate Ceo
  06/01/26


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Date: May 31st, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Titillating Hideous Associate Ceo

even though im totally retarded at investing and i cant believe i lost 150k in SOXS and bullshit puts its still totally retarded i can just sit around doing nothing, just traveling wherever i want, living reasonably nice and its all paid for cause my dividends are printing 4.5% and i have over 1m in it now. quite a nice feeling of security (similar to darnell erect)

and actually i spent way less cause im not counting my cash still on hand and then buying a phone, if subtract that ive only spent $13,176 for year in five months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2,5#49909281)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 9:24 PM
Author: territorial nudist fortuitous meteor

I spend about that much every month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2,5#49909291)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 9:24 PM
Author: Titillating Hideous Associate Ceo

furking saudis in the ass is expensive, breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2,5#49909292)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 9:35 PM
Author: territorial nudist fortuitous meteor

worth it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2,5#49909310)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Titillating Hideous Associate Ceo

not really, syrians have kyooter butts cause werent able to eat so much last 14years during civil war

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2,5#49909314)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: territorial nudist fortuitous meteor

i like big plump buttocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2,5#49909318)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 9:42 PM
Author: Titillating Hideous Associate Ceo

thats furking disgusting, those sand niggas eat KFC and Burger King all day, u are furking colonel sanders and a camel when u hit that

faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2,5#49909323)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Adventurous ruby nowag step-uncle's house

You are living the life. I feel like I can’t go anywhere and don’t really leave my house anymore. I spend tens of thousands of dollars each month and every day I am more sad than I was the day before. The emotional turmoil isn’t even turmoil anymore, it’s just an endless flat gray sea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2,5#49909370)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 10:15 PM
Author: Titillating Hideous Associate Ceo

u paid for .1% of a Israeli Arrow Missile that was used to save a Jewish building from being possibly destroyed. Plz continue working, goy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2,5#49909387)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: territorial nudist fortuitous meteor

Soo CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2,5#49909388)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 11:11 PM
Author: Laughsome Ladyboy Bawdyhouse

You should have put some of it in oil when it was disfavored. My ~$900k in dividend investments is projected to yield $104k this year. I've already collected over $40k.

If my oil tranny doesn't get called, I'll accrue a $17.8k quarterly payment on it alone on June 12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2,5#49909491)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: Titillating Hideous Associate Ceo

if i buy oil it will go to $0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2,5#49909716)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: Laughsome Ladyboy Bawdyhouse

I started typing out some investment ideas, but honestly, you being safe and generating reliable cash that keeps pace with inflation is probably your best option right now

You should pull some remote work training AI models or doing some contract legal work for like 3 months and then use the cash to play with options

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2,5#49909867)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:00 AM
Author: Titillating Hideous Associate Ceo

how the furk do i do this, remote work training AI models, furking fuckface

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2,5#49909889)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Laughsome Ladyboy Bawdyhouse

I get messaged by these companies on LinkedIn. If you don't have Linkedin, put it into a chat prompt with GPT and maybe search Indeed or something. The rates they've quoted are in the $90 - $120/hr range. I haven't done it, so not sure how it works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2,5#49909911)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: Titillating Hideous Associate Ceo

sounds like a jeet scam, contact them and find out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2,5#49909931)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: provocative smoky incel site

How do you "do contract legal work"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2,5#49909907)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:19 AM
Author: Laughsome Ladyboy Bawdyhouse

Barker Gilmore; MLA (Major Lindsey Africa); Robert Half; and various other legal recruiters place these roles

A lot of companies want to hire someone on a contract basis, because they have a need (overflow work or someone on the team being on maternity leave or whatever) or want to try before they buy. Usually 3 - 6 month contracts for $100 - $150/hr. I briefly did a $150/hr contract with a major public company before taking a GC role, and it was pretty great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2,5#49909918)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:47 AM
Author: Titillating Hideous Associate Ceo

those are usually in person roles, i tried that long ago. no way i wld ever do that shit again, those temp jerbs are humiliating BS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2,5#49909941)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: Laughsome Ladyboy Bawdyhouse

I've only done it once with a reputable company, so I'm not an expert. But mine was fully remote and limited to 8 hours/day. Was honestly pretty fucking great with zero stress

I still get inquiries about fully remote contract roles occasionally, but I'm a generalist with a transactional background. No idea how it works for litmos

EDIT: But you're overlooking the point. You could do this for 1 month to gross over 20k. Use that for three $5k options plays that could self-fund more options plays to get you back to $1.5 million or more. Seems to be win-win if the only cost is not wandering around ebola land for a month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2,5#49909986)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: Titillating Hideous Associate Ceo

ljl i still have like 200k in bond funds in my IRA i cld just dump that into options and make it back. SOOOO EASY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2,5#49909995)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: provocative smoky incel site

Not interested in fucking Africa lol but I will check out the other 2 maybe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2,5#49910170)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Laughsome Ladyboy Bawdyhouse

Well-played by a guy with the fucking word "safari" in his email line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2,5#49910184)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 11:17 PM
Author: drunken national security agency

this sounds like girl math.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2,5#49909496)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Irate roast beef plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2,5#49909798)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:29 AM
Author: Titillating Hideous Associate Ceo

*turd math

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2,5#49909803)



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Date: May 31st, 2026 11:55 PM
Author: Offensive mint stag film keepsake machete

wow ur getting good returns in the middle of an insane bull market? that's so interesting. i'm sure it'll continue like this forever without changing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2,5#49909548)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 1:15 AM
Author: Talking Brindle Filthpig

this time it’s different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2,5#49909636)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:42 AM
Author: Titillating Hideous Associate Ceo

only thing true is its INSANE, this is a fraud bull market and even if i had kept more money in i wld have sold long ago cuas ethis shit is crazy fraud kike BS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2,5#49909718)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: brass stead party of the first part

The whole thing is such fraud it’s ridiculous. I’ve been able to FIRE for several years now cause of the same phenomenon…my investments have grown faster than what I’ve spent. But it makes no sense. The tariffs and the wars etc. and the market still boomed. And I’m not even a particularly good investor (not as bad as TT though). It just doesn’t add up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2,5#49909792)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:06 AM
Author: Titillating Hideous Associate Ceo

if u are a responsible high IQ individual such as myself its easy, and its completely retarded to live in a high cost shithole like the US. i even think increasingly ppl will move to niggalands like nairobi or harare, u can have the same shit in most big cities in the world now, its crazy. even wifi is fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2,5#49909795)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Thriller sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2,5#49909807)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:56 AM
Author: Nighttime irradiated nursing home

its literally just inflation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2,5#49909824)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: brass stead party of the first part

It’s inflation plus tech bullshit, which is arguably worse.

I pride myself of being a cheapmo but there’s still no way I should be getting away with spending less than my gains.

Something strange is afoot at the Circle K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2,5#49910304)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:36 AM
Author: slate dog poop

He loves his stonks so much and the lifestyle they've afforded him that he keeps shorting them over and over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2,5#49909809)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Titillating Hideous Associate Ceo

trump's kike manipulators furked me but i will get to 1.5m by 2045, benchod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2,5#49909814)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: sexy wrinkle brunch

so after real inflation and tax on interest income, what is your net gain?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2,5#49910112)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: Titillating Hideous Associate Ceo

nigga i prob wont owe any taxes unless i take cap gains profits stupidly like last year, and besides i have turd privilege, since u trumpkins say im not a real amerikkkan wtf wld i pay tax?

and inflation nigga? plz nigga im gonna go under budget this year, last year went over and spent like 36k this year i shld be under 35k inshallah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870327&forum_id=2,5#49910182)