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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
Domesticated Ceo Coffee Pot
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
disturbing sneaky criminal mad-dog skullcap
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
Domesticated Ceo Coffee Pot
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
disturbing sneaky criminal mad-dog skullcap
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
Domesticated Ceo Coffee Pot
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
disturbing sneaky criminal mad-dog skullcap
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
Domesticated Ceo Coffee Pot
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
disturbing sneaky criminal mad-dog skullcap
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
Domesticated Ceo Coffee Pot
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
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  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
Domesticated Ceo Coffee Pot
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
Concupiscible factory reset button stain
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
Domesticated Ceo Coffee Pot
  08/18/13
k
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but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issu...
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180000000000
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  08/18/13
She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
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  08/18/13
what is a butt plug
Blue offensive karate theater stage
  08/18/13
Ask her how she knew what they were.
Rusted nibblets
  08/18/13
She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
Domesticated Ceo Coffee Pot
  08/18/13
DESCRIBE how you confronted her
Rusted nibblets
  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
Domesticated Ceo Coffee Pot
  08/18/13
180
Rusted nibblets
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What did she say back?
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  08/18/13
She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
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Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
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  08/18/13
No. My dad did once.
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EXPLAIN
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I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and ...
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ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
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She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
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We got new butt plugs.
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do u nut in the other girls or pull out
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jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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My mom took one of my vibrators :(
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Domesticated Ceo Coffee Pot

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: disturbing sneaky criminal mad-dog skullcap

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Domesticated Ceo Coffee Pot

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: disturbing sneaky criminal mad-dog skullcap

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Domesticated Ceo Coffee Pot

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: disturbing sneaky criminal mad-dog skullcap

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Domesticated Ceo Coffee Pot

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: disturbing sneaky criminal mad-dog skullcap

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Domesticated Ceo Coffee Pot

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: disturbing sneaky criminal mad-dog skullcap

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Domesticated Ceo Coffee Pot

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Concupiscible factory reset button stain

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Domesticated Ceo Coffee Pot

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Concupiscible factory reset button stain

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: metal travel guidebook

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: purple at-the-ready laser beams point

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: Cordovan faggotry



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: Anal chad



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.,,.,.,:;,.....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,.




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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: floppy puce gas station boistinker

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: purple at-the-ready laser beams point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23869437)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: glassy school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#26078339)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: adventurous stage multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#26243294)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: supple hairless corner regret

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Domesticated Ceo Coffee Pot

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: deranged crawly spot clown

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: Domesticated Ceo Coffee Pot

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Blue offensive karate theater stage

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Rusted nibblets

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Domesticated Ceo Coffee Pot

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Rusted nibblets

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Domesticated Ceo Coffee Pot

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Rusted nibblets

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: disturbing sneaky criminal mad-dog skullcap

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Domesticated Ceo Coffee Pot

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: disturbing sneaky criminal mad-dog skullcap

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Domesticated Ceo Coffee Pot

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: disturbing sneaky criminal mad-dog skullcap

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: Domesticated Ceo Coffee Pot

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: disturbing sneaky criminal mad-dog skullcap

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Pale pistol



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: Elite legal warrant candlestick maker



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Cordovan faggotry

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#37304247)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: godawful really tough guy



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: stirring kitchen

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#26078314)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: fighting bronze theatre sandwich

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Rusted nibblets

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Domesticated Ceo Coffee Pot

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: Fragrant Flesh Pozpig Heaven



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: cobalt hospital



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: purple at-the-ready laser beams point



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: Domesticated Ceo Coffee Pot



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Domesticated Ceo Coffee Pot

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Diverse ruddy son of senegal menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#37304249)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Confused stag film

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: misunderstood appetizing principal's office useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: Rebellious forum toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: excitant field trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: arousing genital piercing

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: tan rambunctious stead indirect expression

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: aromatic very tactful garrison

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: Domesticated Ceo Coffee Pot

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: aromatic very tactful garrison

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: Domesticated Ceo Coffee Pot

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Abode Faggot Firefighter

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: tan rambunctious stead indirect expression

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: Concupiscible factory reset button stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: rose marvelous lodge marketing idea

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: misunderstood appetizing principal's office useless brakes

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Rusted nibblets

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: Domesticated Ceo Coffee Pot

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: stirring kitchen

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: purple at-the-ready laser beams point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: Wonderful university gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: Wonderful university gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: purple at-the-ready laser beams point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: excitant field trump supporter

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: Domesticated Ceo Coffee Pot

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: deranged crawly spot clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: glassy school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Domesticated Ceo Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: bisexual private investor dingle berry

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: Narrow-minded church

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Domesticated Ceo Coffee Pot

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Narrow-minded church

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Domesticated Ceo Coffee Pot

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Narrow-minded church

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: Domesticated Ceo Coffee Pot

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Narrow-minded church

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: umber drunken half-breed

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Narrow-minded church

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: Narrow-minded church

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Domesticated Ceo Coffee Pot

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Narrow-minded church

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: umber drunken half-breed

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Domesticated Ceo Coffee Pot

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: thirsty national

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: buff alcoholic casino

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Domesticated Ceo Coffee Pot

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Narrow-minded church

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: Domesticated Ceo Coffee Pot

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: Narrow-minded church

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Domesticated Ceo Coffee Pot

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: Narrow-minded church

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Blue offensive karate theater stage

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Domesticated Ceo Coffee Pot

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Blue offensive karate theater stage

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: histrionic claret property masturbator

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Domesticated Ceo Coffee Pot

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: histrionic claret property masturbator

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Narrow-minded church

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: Startled big-titted cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#36142752)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: sticky mood roommate

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Avocado zombie-like toilet seat

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: frisky antidepressant drug sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#36143011)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: Domesticated Ceo Coffee Pot

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: Trip jade idiot people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#40213400)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#50002872)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: Soggy doobsian macaca messiness

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Cream Native Wagecucks

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: swashbuckling poppy dopamine market

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#37304238)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: irradiated bat shit crazy partner

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#37304252)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Cordovan faggotry



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: deep hall newt



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: frisky antidepressant drug sanctuary



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: copper library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#40213387)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: stirring kitchen

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Domesticated Ceo Coffee Pot



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: Startled big-titted cuckoldry



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2,5#50002879)