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1. ADMIT that you “squanched him once, squanched him t...
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  06/27/26
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3. ADMIT that you are the author of the 3/16/23 Autoadmit po...
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holy shit lmao 180
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Angry stage foreskin
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5. ADMIT that you compared your penis to your "son's&qu...
jet-lagged halford
  06/27/26
6. ADMIT that a restaurant waitress called the cops based on...
Angry stage foreskin
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jet-lagged halford
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''''''"'''""
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Date: June 27th, 2026 2:29 PM
Author: Shimmering Odious Puppy

1. ADMIT that you “squanched him once, squanched him twice, squanched him thrice in the land of rice.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2,5#49965718)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 2:31 PM
Author: jet-lagged halford

2. ADMIT that you claimed on June 12, 2021 that you didn't penetrate him because "he can't feel it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2,5#49965721)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: Shimmering Odious Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2,5#49965757)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 2:39 PM
Author: Angry stage foreskin

3. ADMIT that you are the author of the 3/16/23 Autoadmit post titled "Sp here. If I poast weird rape shit about my kid, it’s not funny and it means"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2,5#49965735)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: drab double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2,5#49965739)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 2:43 PM
Author: jet-lagged halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2,5#49965740)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: Shimmering Odious Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2,5#49965758)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 4:07 PM
Author: holy shit lmao 180 (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2,5#49986659)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 2:44 PM
Author: ivory cruise ship windowlicker

4. ADMIT that you have used terms such as, but not limited to, "boihole" and "kimchi chute" to refer to your alleged minor son's anus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2,5#49965742)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: Shimmering Odious Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2,5#49965759)



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Date: June 28th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: Angry stage foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2,5#49967478)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 2:54 PM
Author: jet-lagged halford

5. ADMIT that you compared your penis to your "son's" and afterward smacked him about the face, chest, neck, back and head with a ruler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2,5#49965767)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 2:56 PM
Author: Angry stage foreskin

6. ADMIT that a restaurant waitress called the cops based on questionable behavior you exhibited to your minor adopted child.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2,5#49965775)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Adventurous geriatric voyeur kitchen

7. ADMIT that you wrote positively about the Rick and Morty television show conception of "squanching" on the internet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2,5#49965781)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 8:32 PM
Author: jet-lagged halford

8. ADMIT that you masturbate using your index finger and thumb and a magnifying glass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2,5#49966284)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Shimmering Odious Puppy

9. ADMIT that you have called your African American clients "niggers" on the internet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2,5#49966374)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 4:07 PM
Author: ''''''"'''""



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2,5#49986656)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 4:09 PM
Author: holy shit lmao 180 (✅🍑)

10. ADMIT that you have taken that poor asian boy you purchased to multiple pedo hangouts including Comet Pingpong Pizza and Great Wolf Lodge and then taunted us and bragged about it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2,5#49986662)