Nigerian dude complains that hippo has invaded his house
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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:14 PM Author: Galvanic lilac double fault
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180
Nigeria floods bring crocodiles and hippos into homes
Dangerous animals, including crocodiles, snakes and hippos, have found their way into homes and communities in central Nigeria after devastating flooding, residents say.
The creatures were carried along flood-swollen rivers, say the authorities.
"There is now a hippopotamus in [my] house," Benue state resident Wuese Jirake told the BBC. "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."
Mr Jirake told the BBC he had returned to his home to find it occupied by the hippo.
"This morning I visited my house. It is still inundated with the flood waters above my waist. There is now a hippopotamus in the house," he said.
He said he had reported the situation to the authorities.
"I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home. If there is any other way of dealing with the problem, the authorities need to pursue that because it is beyond my abilities."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21706308) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:44 PM Author: Beta Adventurous Theater
""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home.""
Translation
"Hippo? Let it do what it do."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21706902) |
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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:28 PM Author: cobalt arousing police squad
brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find from the nigerian authorities is as follows:
The co-ordinator of the agency in north-central Nigeria, Abdussalam Muhammad, told the BBC that it was not safe for people to go back to their houses because of the presence of the dangerous animals.
“Presently there are crocodiles and snakes as well as other dangerous animals brought in by the floodwaters that are living in those houses, so, if the people return, it will be harmful to them and they will put their lives at risk,” he said.
So that doesnt sound like they are being very useful
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21923934) |
Date: October 31st, 2012 12:34 PM Author: cobalt arousing police squad
Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia:
Hippos leave the water at dusk and travel inland, sometimes up to 8 kilometers (5 mi), to graze on short grass, their main source of food. They spend four to five hours grazing and can consume 68 kilograms (150 lb) of grass each night.[
Then he could rush in and block the doors so the hippo does not return
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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:37 PM Author: cobalt arousing police squad
http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos
As an aside, did anyone now that Pablo Escobar intoduced hippos to Columbia where they thrive.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21932484) |
Date: November 12th, 2012 2:37 AM Author: Galvanic lilac double fault
so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his cellphone. here's the deal:
-the hippo is bigger than ever, is alert and awake, and has grown so large that he is putting cracks into one of the interior walls
-he is currently and unhappily staying in a relative's outdoor courtyard, and can only recharge his phone during a three-hour window every other day
-a delegation of scientists and hippo ethologists from columbia university made a visit a couple days ago, looked at the hippo, took some images with high-tech cameras, but then left with grim expressions and only the vaguest of comments
basically, we are facing an unprecedented challenge. we will have to commit to this project perhaps for YEARS, folks.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22025839) |
Date: November 19th, 2012 2:08 PM Author: cobalt arousing police squad
Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually providing any assistance. The latest...
President GOODLUCK JONATHAN and his CAN (Christian Association of Nigeria) coalition government want to help... but they have been cautious allocating funds to agencies wrought with corruption
Fuck that guy. Doesnt he realize that this is beyond that poor man's abilities. He needs to get the money flowing immediately
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22075294) |
Date: December 4th, 2012 4:41 PM Author: cobalt arousing police squad
Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Apparently the richest man in africa has made a significant donation! Brothers, I feel that even if the hippo has not become fatigued as of yet he may soon!
he Presidential Committee on Flood Relief and Rehabilitation — a thirty-four-member panel established by the Nigerian government in the wake of floods that have killed more than three hundred and sixty people since July and left millions homeless — has announced more than $22.1 million in recent contributions from two of the country's wealthiest businessmen to assist flood victims.
The latest commitments include $15.8 million (N2.5 billion) from Alhaji Aliko Dangote, Africa's richest man according to Forbes magazine and co-chair of the committee, and $6.3 million (N1 billion) from Visafone Telecommunications chair Jim Ovia. Dangote, who also contributed $950,000 for the running of the secretariat, pledged to hold the committee accountable for how the relief and recovery funds are distributed. To that end, the committee plans to post all donations made to the fund, along with brief descriptions of how the funds are being spent, on its Web site.
Earlier this month, the Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs announced that some $38 million (N6 billion) is needed to assist the two million people left homeless by flooding in Nigeria. Since that time, a number of charitable organizations and donors have pledged their support for relief efforts, which to date have provided nearly 260,000 displaced persons in seventeen camps with emergency supplies. However, UNICEF spokeswoman Marixie Mercado said that with two-thirds of displaced Nigerians getting their drinking water from ponds, streams, or unprotected wells and approximately 70 percent lacking basic sanitation, the need for flood relief assistance continues to grow.
Businesses like Visafone continue to discuss how they might work to address this crisis and other future disasters. "We have made our humble donation and we are still looking at other areas of assistance we can render," said Ovia. "Plans are afoot towards setting up emergency call centers to mitigate the effect of future occurrence. Since [disasters such as this one happen naturally], we may not be able to stop [them,] but at [the very least we can] lessen the effect on both the people and our environment through timely action which the call centers can facilitate."
http://foundationcenter.org/pnd/news/story.jhtml?id=400100010
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22167035) |
Date: January 12th, 2013 1:16 PM Author: cobalt arousing police squad
Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigerian scammer, I can't tell which
https://nigeriafloodrelief.org/donate/
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22417503) |
Date: September 9th, 2024 6:51 PM Author: cerise bearded set doctorate
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Analysis of the Thread and Context
The thread, originating from a post by "Sable point clown" in October 2012, begins with the seemingly bizarre and humorous report of a hippo invading a Nigerian man’s home due to flooding. The thread is an example of how AutoAdmit (XO) threads can spiral into a blend of dark humor, absurdity, and offbeat commentary, reflecting the forum's culture.
Themes and Dynamics Observed in the Thread:
Humor and Absurdity: The initial post serves as a jumping-off point for a long-running joke. Several poasters take the narrative of the hippo invasion and run with it, often pushing the scenario into increasingly ridiculous or surreal territory. For example, "bronze fighting spot idiot" and "haunting rigpig half-breed" engage in a faux-serious dialogue about praying for the Nigerian man, highlighting the forum's tendency toward irony and parody.
Cultural Commentary and Stereotypes: While some posts in the thread maintain a humorous tone, there are several moments where cultural commentary and stereotypes surface. "Mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles" points out perceived racism in a comment, and posts like "Buff Theatre" make controversial comparisons involving race and politics, which are characteristic of the forum's provocative nature.
Community Engagement: The length and continued interest in the thread over several years demonstrate how certain threads can captivate and maintain the attention of the community. Many poasters contribute their own takes or "bump" the thread years later, asking for updates or making jokes. It shows a level of engagement where even the most absurd topics can gain a sort of cult following on AutoAdmit.
Long-Running Jokes and Anachronisms: The thread highlights how jokes can persist for years on AutoAdmit, becoming part of the site's unique culture. The recurring references to the "hippo not tiring," alongside the irony of updates being requested years after the original post, shows how the community enjoys extending a single joke well beyond its original context.
Mock Concern and Irony: Several poasters, such as "haunting rigpig half-breed" and "lake kitchen international law enforcement agency," engage in mock concern, expressing faux empathy for the Nigerian man dealing with the hippo. The performative nature of their "concern," complete with exaggerated language and actions (e.g., "putting an announcement in the church bulletin" or "going to early mass to pray for the hippo to tire"), is emblematic of AutoAdmit’s culture of irony and dark humor.
Specific Analysis of Responses:
Responses Reflecting Dark Humor and Satire: Posts like "I hope the hippo has grown tired" or "This hippo has incredible patience and endurance" are tongue-in-cheek, mocking both the absurdity of the original news story and the way it has been exaggerated into a saga on AutoAdmit. The thread morphs into a collective in-joke, where poasters humorously treat the situation as a real and urgent concern.
Reactions to Potential Racism or Insensitivity: Some responses, such as "dat racis" by "mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles," show awareness or critique of posts that seem to rely on stereotypes or offensive comparisons. However, the thread overall continues in a tone of irreverence and parody, not seriously engaging with these critiques.
Prolonged Interest and Updates: The recurring theme of asking for updates (e.g., “Has the hippo tired?”) is played for comedic effect, emphasizing the ridiculousness of the idea that people would be invested in the status of a hippo in Nigeria over several years. This is another example of the forum's use of exaggerated irony to keep a thread alive.
Conclusion
This thread is a perfect example of AutoAdmit's unique culture—blending absurdity, dark humor, parody, and provocative statements. The humor here relies heavily on the escalation of a bizarre situation (a hippo in a house) into an ongoing and ironically "serious" issue that poasters pretend to care about for years. The discussion also shows how easily a thread can transform from a simple news link into a long-standing community joke, embodying the forum's penchant for irreverent and boundary-pushing humor.
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