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Nigerian dude complains that hippo has invaded his house

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180 Nigeria f...
Galvanic lilac double fault
  10/03/12
tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with
Azure well-lubricated principal's office
  10/03/12
especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the hou...
Galvanic lilac double fault
  10/03/12
plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into y...
Azure well-lubricated principal's office
  10/03/12
blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria...
Galvanic lilac double fault
  10/03/12
dat racis
turquoise cruise ship
  10/03/12
Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.
Disrespectful mischievous abode
  10/22/12
the hippo has already seized the rifle.
Ultramarine office
  10/03/12
Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim ...
Lemon aphrodisiac half-breed locale
  10/03/12
spit my diet mountain dew, ty
Sexy Lettuce Codepig
  10/11/12
180
Bisexual orchestra pit chad
  10/22/12
jesus....
Hairraiser dopamine coldplay fan
  10/23/13
IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.
Wine Fragrant Stage Circlehead
  12/11/13
lmao i'm so glad this was me
Wine Fragrant Stage Circlehead
  12/22/15
still glad
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Carnelian Beady-eyed Mexican
  07/15/14
Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However...
cobalt arousing police squad
  10/03/12
prescient
Azure well-lubricated principal's office
  10/30/12
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Azure well-lubricated principal's office
  07/08/13
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pearl shrine
  10/20/14
lol
180 deer antler
  12/11/13
no, it's very speciesist
floppy theatre
  06/24/21
""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my ho...
Beta Adventurous Theater
  10/03/12
he just bein' he
Exhilarant Resort
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sadistic parlour
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glassy market sound barrier
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The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not ...
pearly degenerate
  10/04/12
most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal br...
Ivory razzmatazz idea he suggested nursing home
  10/22/12
Dude has important emails to send out!
French Self-absorbed Location Messiness
  12/09/12
haha ty
Cracking useless brakes mood
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cerise bearded set doctorate
  05/25/23
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cerise bearded set doctorate
  08/30/24
replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods...
elite navy digit ratio
  10/03/12
Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?
Beta Adventurous Theater
  10/03/12
This should have been posed as a question at last nights deb...
cobalt arousing police squad
  10/04/12
das just opra filming.
sinister pit dingle berry
  10/04/12
170
Topaz Main People Yarmulke
  12/05/12
xo at its best
Smoky Wonderful Filthpig Bawdyhouse
  10/04/12
Still kinda worried about this guy
cobalt arousing police squad
  10/07/12
yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(
electric dragon
  10/07/12
Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet bro...
cobalt arousing police squad
  10/11/12
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Smoky Wonderful Filthpig Bawdyhouse
  10/11/12
Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his h...
cobalt arousing police squad
  10/17/12
brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incred...
Aromatic Costumed Jew
  11/10/12
If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the h...
cobalt arousing police squad
  10/22/12
Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?
honey-headed temple
  10/22/12
Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight ...
cobalt arousing police squad
  10/22/12
180
thirsty station macaca
  11/10/12
this was underrated
Copper parlor
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Walnut heady church building
  12/29/17
in da HOUSE
peach indirect expression
  10/22/12
Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fa...
Ungodly odious tattoo
  10/22/12
no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have...
cobalt arousing police squad
  10/22/12
lol
Carnelian Beady-eyed Mexican
  10/23/12
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appetizing cyan senate scourge upon the earth
  11/10/12
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cobalt arousing police squad
  10/23/12
Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this http:/...
cobalt arousing police squad
  10/30/12
brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? ...
Azure well-lubricated principal's office
  10/30/12
brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find fro...
cobalt arousing police squad
  10/30/12
shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this sit...
Azure well-lubricated principal's office
  10/30/12
Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hipp...
cobalt arousing police squad
  10/30/12
brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific ...
Azure well-lubricated principal's office
  10/30/12
I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers wi...
cobalt arousing police squad
  10/30/12
Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this do...
cobalt arousing police squad
  10/31/12
they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/118...
crusty aqua center legend
  10/30/12
Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that i...
cobalt arousing police squad
  10/30/12
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trip clown
  02/08/13
ITT: the decline of black marriage explained
Topaz Main People Yarmulke
  10/30/12
Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia: ...
cobalt arousing police squad
  10/31/12
http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos As an aside, did ...
cobalt arousing police squad
  10/31/12
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cobalt arousing police squad
  10/31/12
a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pre...
Alcoholic Soul-stirring Kitchen
  10/31/12
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thirsty station macaca
  11/04/12
A hippo adversely possessing your house.
Aromatic Costumed Jew
  11/10/12
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motley round eye
  06/24/13
but enough about my wife...
bistre idiotic background story
  10/31/12
Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alph...
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  11/02/12
Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for praye...
cobalt arousing police squad
  11/02/12
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cobalt arousing police squad
  11/04/12
brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to...
Azure well-lubricated principal's office
  11/04/12
Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor ...
cobalt arousing police squad
  11/04/12
RIP brother
Azure well-lubricated principal's office
  03/07/17
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Bisexual orchestra pit chad
  11/04/12
Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this ...
cobalt arousing police squad
  11/08/12
UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had fe...
cobalt arousing police squad
  11/09/12
brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information ...
Aromatic Costumed Jew
  11/10/12
brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team ...
appetizing cyan senate scourge upon the earth
  11/10/12
I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assi...
Aromatic Costumed Jew
  11/10/12
hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the on...
appetizing cyan senate scourge upon the earth
  11/10/12
and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need ...
Aromatic Costumed Jew
  11/10/12
i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty...
appetizing cyan senate scourge upon the earth
  11/10/12
Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a tele...
Aromatic Costumed Jew
  11/10/12
this is a 180 idea word needs to get beyond the insularity...
appetizing cyan senate scourge upon the earth
  11/10/12
We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness....
Aromatic Costumed Jew
  11/10/12
Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry f...
cobalt arousing police squad
  11/10/12
Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in pre...
cobalt arousing police squad
  11/10/12
brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure...
appetizing cyan senate scourge upon the earth
  11/10/12
Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsid...
cobalt arousing police squad
  11/10/12
brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk chill hippos like t...
appetizing cyan senate scourge upon the earth
  11/10/12
They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never inv...
cobalt arousing police squad
  11/10/12
brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those p...
appetizing cyan senate scourge upon the earth
  11/10/12
Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we c...
Aromatic Costumed Jew
  11/10/12
Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthan...
cobalt arousing police squad
  11/10/12
I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 2...
Aromatic Costumed Jew
  11/10/12
CR this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros m...
appetizing cyan senate scourge upon the earth
  11/10/12
This is what American men call golf.
Orchid electric furnace
  11/10/12
so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his c...
Galvanic lilac double fault
  11/12/12
did they check the closets? hippos are wont for closet hi...
peach indirect expression
  11/12/12
Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually provid...
cobalt arousing police squad
  11/19/12
How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to...
Aromatic Costumed Jew
  11/19/12
Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving ...
cobalt arousing police squad
  11/20/12
Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this cou...
House-broken diverse chapel
  11/19/12
Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism
razzle-dazzle private investor lodge
  11/21/12
Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Appar...
cobalt arousing police squad
  12/04/12
yes! i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time...
appetizing cyan senate scourge upon the earth
  12/04/12
brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be u...
Azure well-lubricated principal's office
  12/04/12
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Misunderstood corner hairy legs
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Provocative swollen hell
  12/05/12
They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired...
opaque bateful spot reading party
  12/05/12
This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If the...
Beta Adventurous Theater
  12/05/12
we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with
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mentally impaired buck-toothed theater stage prole
  12/16/12
Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?
Bespoke Vivacious University Windowlicker
  12/05/12
he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs ri...
Ultramarine office
  12/05/12
ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like t...
curious wild dysfunction
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appetizing cyan senate scourge upon the earth
  12/09/12
Lies
glittery dog poop
  12/05/12
WTF!!!
appetizing cyan senate scourge upon the earth
  12/09/12
you should sue, bro
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Comical friendly grandma
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thirsty station macaca
  01/23/16
For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then...
French Self-absorbed Location Messiness
  12/09/12
180.
cobalt arousing police squad
  12/09/12
lol
Talented business firm
  10/23/13
predictable, but still lulzy
shimmering dashing roommate
  10/20/14
This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole sit...
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brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us t...
Azure well-lubricated principal's office
  12/27/12
Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigeria...
cobalt arousing police squad
  01/12/13
Update?
cerise bearded set doctorate
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Sable Irradiated Plaza
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cerise bearded set doctorate
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Second page!?
honey-headed temple
  02/12/13
I want a fucking update.
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motley round eye
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violent range knife
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Has the hippo tired?
gaped pervert
  07/08/13
update?
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cobalt arousing police squad
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Dead alpha
  10/07/13
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Histrionic demanding partner
  10/08/13
Is the hippo still chillin??
sepia mind-boggling native feces
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With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been bles...
tripping faggotry antidepressant drug
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violent range knife
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Any updates?
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Copper parlor
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cerise bearded set doctorate
  07/10/14
anyone heard anything about this?
geriatric boyish regret
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doobsian magical boltzmann boistinker
  10/20/14
I would really like a follow up article
gaped pervert
  10/20/14
brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND ...
trip clown
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cerise bearded set doctorate
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bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a ...
trip clown
  02/12/15
lets do this
Bespoke Vivacious University Windowlicker
  02/12/15
hippo is still there
Sick casino
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gots to get mine ofs
glittery dog poop
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180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too
Sick casino
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nubile violet library
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days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures
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pearl shrine
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This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.
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Ultramarine office
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Umber Frisky Cuckoldry
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Update?
Dead alpha
  03/03/21
His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked
Gold field
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the latest?
cerise bearded set doctorate
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op literally died before the hippo
Umber Frisky Cuckoldry
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cerise bearded set doctorate
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cerise bearded set doctorate
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The hippo has not yet tired
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He impregnated the hippo
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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:14 PM
Author: Galvanic lilac double fault

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180

Nigeria floods bring crocodiles and hippos into homes

Dangerous animals, including crocodiles, snakes and hippos, have found their way into homes and communities in central Nigeria after devastating flooding, residents say.

The creatures were carried along flood-swollen rivers, say the authorities.

"There is now a hippopotamus in [my] house," Benue state resident Wuese Jirake told the BBC. "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

Mr Jirake told the BBC he had returned to his home to find it occupied by the hippo.

"This morning I visited my house. It is still inundated with the flood waters above my waist. There is now a hippopotamus in the house," he said.

He said he had reported the situation to the authorities.

"I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home. If there is any other way of dealing with the problem, the authorities need to pursue that because it is beyond my abilities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21706308)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:18 PM
Author: Azure well-lubricated principal's office

tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21706340)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:19 PM
Author: Galvanic lilac double fault

especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the house. i wouldn't want to take on a hippo with just a handgun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21706346)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:21 PM
Author: Azure well-lubricated principal's office

plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into your house to die and then you'd have to remove the body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21706357)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:25 PM
Author: Galvanic lilac double fault

blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria, i'd probably just tell people to bring their knives and machetes and get some free meat, and the thing would be gone in an hour or so, bones and all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21706394)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:27 PM
Author: turquoise cruise ship

dat racis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21706403)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:17 PM
Author: Disrespectful mischievous abode

Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21852113)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:33 PM
Author: Ultramarine office

the hippo has already seized the rifle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21706434)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Lemon aphrodisiac half-breed locale

Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim Varney got the shotgun!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21706964)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:51 PM
Author: Sexy Lettuce Codepig

spit my diet mountain dew, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21765089)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: Bisexual orchestra pit chad

180

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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:08 PM
Author: Hairraiser dopamine coldplay fan

jesus....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#24291766)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: Wine Fragrant Stage Circlehead

IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#24619733)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:30 PM
Author: Wine Fragrant Stage Circlehead

lmao i'm so glad this was me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#29434379)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:52 PM
Author: Wine Fragrant Stage Circlehead

still glad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#30589164)



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Date: July 15th, 2014 3:24 AM
Author: Carnelian Beady-eyed Mexican



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: cobalt arousing police squad

Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However, I am not sure why he thinks it may tire and the decide to leave. It seems more like it feels pretty safe in the house and so when it tires it will likely stay. Further, waiting for Nigerian authorities seems futile at best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21706894)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:45 PM
Author: Azure well-lubricated principal's office

prescient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21924016)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Azure well-lubricated principal's office



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:11 AM
Author: pearl shrine



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:20 PM
Author: 180 deer antler

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#24619719)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: floppy theatre

no, it's very speciesist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#42682157)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:44 PM
Author: Beta Adventurous Theater

""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home.""

Translation

"Hippo? Let it do what it do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21706902)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:44 PM
Author: Exhilarant Resort

he just bein' he

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21932533)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:05 PM
Author: sadistic parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#29410912)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:50 PM
Author: glassy market sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#32779408)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:46 AM
Author: pearly degenerate

The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not just the translation.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21713532)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:13 PM
Author: Ivory razzmatazz idea he suggested nursing home

most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal british english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21852089)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:29 AM
Author: French Self-absorbed Location Messiness

Dude has important emails to send out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22196796)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:30 AM
Author: Cracking useless brakes mood

haha ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22319227)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: cerise bearded set doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#46355886)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: cerise bearded set doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#48027285)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: elite navy digit ratio

replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods" with "Obama administration" and you'll have the situation in the aftermath of Nov. 6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21706536)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Beta Adventurous Theater

Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21706908)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 8:54 AM
Author: cobalt arousing police squad

This should have been posed as a question at last nights debate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21713434)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:13 AM
Author: sinister pit dingle berry

das just opra filming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21713457)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:59 PM
Author: Topaz Main People Yarmulke

170

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22172069)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:42 AM
Author: Smoky Wonderful Filthpig Bawdyhouse

xo at its best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21713523)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:57 AM
Author: cobalt arousing police squad

Still kinda worried about this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21733823)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:58 AM
Author: electric dragon

yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21733828)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:39 PM
Author: cobalt arousing police squad

Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet brothers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21765014)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:44 PM
Author: Smoky Wonderful Filthpig Bawdyhouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21765053)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 9:39 AM
Author: cobalt arousing police squad

Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his home, but I haven't heard =(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21810333)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: Aromatic Costumed Jew

brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incredible patience and endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22012620)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 12:58 PM
Author: cobalt arousing police squad

If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the hippo out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21851969)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: honey-headed temple

Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21852034)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: cobalt arousing police squad

Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight the hypo, but either way 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21852754)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:39 PM
Author: thirsty station macaca

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22013847)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: Copper parlor

this was underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#24455206)



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Date: March 8th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: Maize big sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#32779534)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: Walnut heady church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#35039502)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:35 PM
Author: peach indirect expression

in da HOUSE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21852257)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: Ungodly odious tattoo

Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fat wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21852763)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 3:00 PM
Author: cobalt arousing police squad

no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have incredible endurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21852908)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Carnelian Beady-eyed Mexican

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21862402)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:59 PM
Author: cobalt arousing police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21924076)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:30 AM
Author: appetizing cyan senate scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22012607)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:29 AM
Author: cobalt arousing police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21862390)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: cobalt arousing police squad

Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this

http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=9Qb&sa=X&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1280&bih=909&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=6UyuMkIVIhwmdM:&imgrefurl=http://www.voanews.com/content/article/160349.html&docid=gb4ou_YTS-8V-M&imgurl=http://gdb.voanews.eu/3916F003-23A3-4F78-8284-4CBFE0EC1892_mw800_s.jpg&w=800&h=534&ei=FwyQUOv3KMmpqwGj7IDYAg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=832&vpy=318&dur=444&hovh=157&hovw=238&tx=172&ty=108&sig=112209737293871533449&page=2&tbnh=141&tbnw=215&start=24&ndsp=31&ved=1t:429,i:171

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21923889)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:25 PM
Author: Azure well-lubricated principal's office

brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? have the nigerian authorities provided any assistance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21923924)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:28 PM
Author: cobalt arousing police squad

brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find from the nigerian authorities is as follows:

The co-ordinator of the agency in north-central Nigeria, Abdussalam Muhammad, told the BBC that it was not safe for people to go back to their houses because of the presence of the dangerous animals.

“Presently there are crocodiles and snakes as well as other dangerous animals brought in by the floodwaters that are living in those houses, so, if the people return, it will be harmful to them and they will put their lives at risk,” he said.

So that doesnt sound like they are being very useful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21923934)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: Azure well-lubricated principal's office

shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this situation in my prayers for the next several days and hopefully things will get resolved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21923943)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: cobalt arousing police squad

Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hippo brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21923957)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:40 PM
Author: Azure well-lubricated principal's office

brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific requests

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21923989)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: cobalt arousing police squad

I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers will greatly assist our Nigerian bro as this situation is beyond his ability to handle it on his own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21924046)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 5:01 AM
Author: cobalt arousing police squad

Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21931187)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: crusty aqua center legend

they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/1183407057_98054af874.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21923952)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: cobalt arousing police squad

Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that is just some homosexual zoo keeper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21923963)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:25 AM
Author: trip clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22594318)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: Topaz Main People Yarmulke

ITT: the decline of black marriage explained

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21924034)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:34 PM
Author: cobalt arousing police squad

Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia:

Hippos leave the water at dusk and travel inland, sometimes up to 8 kilometers (5 mi), to graze on short grass, their main source of food. They spend four to five hours grazing and can consume 68 kilograms (150 lb) of grass each night.[

Then he could rush in and block the doors so the hippo does not return

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21932465)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:37 PM
Author: cobalt arousing police squad

http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos

As an aside, did anyone now that Pablo Escobar intoduced hippos to Columbia where they thrive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21932484)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:50 PM
Author: cobalt arousing police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21932572)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: Alcoholic Soul-stirring Kitchen

a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pretty 180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21932511)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:52 AM
Author: thirsty station macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21959315)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: Aromatic Costumed Jew

A hippo adversely possessing your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22012622)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: motley round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#23461792)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: bistre idiotic background story

but enough about my wife...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21932514)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 12:09 AM
Author: chest-beating sienna national coffee pot

Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alphaness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21943895)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: cobalt arousing police squad

Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for prayer requests, I mentioned our poor nigerian brother and asked the congregation to pray for the hippo to tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21946105)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: cobalt arousing police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21959241)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: Azure well-lubricated principal's office

brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to all the listings of people in the hospital.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21959260)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:59 AM
Author: cobalt arousing police squad

Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor this prayer request.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21959388)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: Azure well-lubricated principal's office

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#32779394)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:55 AM
Author: Bisexual orchestra pit chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21959343)



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Date: November 8th, 2012 10:50 AM
Author: cobalt arousing police squad

Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this guy out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#21999738)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 11:07 PM
Author: cobalt arousing police squad

UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had feared)Gave him 75 cents and made him pledge that it was going to our hippo plagued brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22011605)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:26 AM
Author: Aromatic Costumed Jew

brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information as to whether or not the hippo has tired as of yet, but I haven't heard back. Should we put together a collection and send a team to Nigeria to help out our dear friend? The situation is beyond his abilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22012594)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: appetizing cyan senate scourge upon the earth

brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team of hippo MFEs here on xo. that nigerian bro has got to be having his patience tested by now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22012629)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:39 AM
Author: Aromatic Costumed Jew

I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assist in trying to tire this hippo out. Our brother said it is beyond his abilities, we have to help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22012637)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: appetizing cyan senate scourge upon the earth

hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the one chance for some of us to perform something of real value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22012683)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: Aromatic Costumed Jew

and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need all hands on deck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22012688)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:59 AM
Author: appetizing cyan senate scourge upon the earth

i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty comfortable in that dudes house. everyone who undertakes this mission needs to be committed to tiring out this indomitable hippo for the long haul

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22012723)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: Aromatic Costumed Jew

Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a telethon/concert to raise $ to assist in tiring the hippo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22012752)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: appetizing cyan senate scourge upon the earth

this is a 180 idea

word needs to get beyond the insularity of xo about the dire situation this seemingly tireless hippo has presented a good nigerian dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22012771)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:06 AM
Author: Aromatic Costumed Jew

We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness. You never know when you might find a hippo occupying your home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22013261)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:12 AM
Author: cobalt arousing police squad

Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry for my late response. I had gone to confession to discuss wit my priest my waning faith as my prayers have seemed ineffectual. The priests reply was " what is faith without works" and I have returned here and gods will is clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22013284)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:33 PM
Author: cobalt arousing police squad

Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in preparation for this rescue mission. Also wondering if I got a pygmy hippo and brought it along it would confuse the home invading full size hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22013830)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:45 PM
Author: appetizing cyan senate scourge upon the earth

brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure it is a chill one. the last thing we need is for a second, even if small, hippo to spaz the fuck out while we're trying to tire out the large occupying hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22013869)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: cobalt arousing police squad

Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsider this strategy in light of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22013884)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:53 PM
Author: appetizing cyan senate scourge upon the earth

brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk

chill hippos like that one are few and far between brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22013908)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:56 PM
Author: cobalt arousing police squad

They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never invade our Nigerian brothers domicile. The irony is that of he did our brother would welcome him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22013932)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: appetizing cyan senate scourge upon the earth

brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those parts are held in the same regard as puppydoods over here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22013970)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:51 PM
Author: Aromatic Costumed Jew

Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we can pop our first round tonight as we board an overnight flight for Lagos. This hippo remains steadfast in the face of our Nigerian brother and we must deploy immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22013903)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:00 PM
Author: cobalt arousing police squad

Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthansa flight out of the ATL at 10 pm. We have to layover in Brussels for for hours but we will be in Lagos 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22013948)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:23 PM
Author: Aromatic Costumed Jew

I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22014045)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:04 PM
Author: appetizing cyan senate scourge upon the earth

CR

this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros modest dwelling. we must not let this be an example for other hippos with incredible stamina and unbreakable spirits to see and follow

im searching for flights now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22013963)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:35 PM
Author: Orchid electric furnace

This is what American men call golf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22013834)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: Galvanic lilac double fault

so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his cellphone. here's the deal:

-the hippo is bigger than ever, is alert and awake, and has grown so large that he is putting cracks into one of the interior walls

-he is currently and unhappily staying in a relative's outdoor courtyard, and can only recharge his phone during a three-hour window every other day

-a delegation of scientists and hippo ethologists from columbia university made a visit a couple days ago, looked at the hippo, took some images with high-tech cameras, but then left with grim expressions and only the vaguest of comments

basically, we are facing an unprecedented challenge. we will have to commit to this project perhaps for YEARS, folks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22025839)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:52 AM
Author: peach indirect expression

did they check the closets?

hippos are wont for closet hidages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22025895)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:08 PM
Author: cobalt arousing police squad

Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually providing any assistance. The latest...

President GOODLUCK JONATHAN and his CAN (Christian Association of Nigeria) coalition government want to help... but they have been cautious allocating funds to agencies wrought with corruption

Fuck that guy. Doesnt he realize that this is beyond that poor man's abilities. He needs to get the money flowing immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22075294)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:22 PM
Author: Aromatic Costumed Jew

How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to our poor brother who is unable to deal with this hippo situation. We have never seen a hippo with this sort of stamina before brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22075363)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: cobalt arousing police squad

Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving in nigeria, as it would make me incredibly sad to think of this poor man spending such a holiday with a hippo in his house. Let us hope this hippos seemingly endless endurance and stamina runs out by Christmas!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22082107)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:17 PM
Author: House-broken diverse chapel

Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this country. Replace hippopotamus with "black guy with a gun".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22075323)



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Date: November 21st, 2012 5:52 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle private investor lodge

Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22090837)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:41 PM
Author: cobalt arousing police squad

Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Apparently the richest man in africa has made a significant donation! Brothers, I feel that even if the hippo has not become fatigued as of yet he may soon!

he Presidential Committee on Flood Relief and Rehabilitation — a thirty-four-member panel established by the Nigerian government in the wake of floods that have killed more than three hundred and sixty people since July and left millions homeless — has announced more than $22.1 million in recent contributions from two of the country's wealthiest businessmen to assist flood victims.

The latest commitments include $15.8 million (N2.5 billion) from Alhaji Aliko Dangote, Africa's richest man according to Forbes magazine and co-chair of the committee, and $6.3 million (N1 billion) from Visafone Telecommunications chair Jim Ovia. Dangote, who also contributed $950,000 for the running of the secretariat, pledged to hold the committee accountable for how the relief and recovery funds are distributed. To that end, the committee plans to post all donations made to the fund, along with brief descriptions of how the funds are being spent, on its Web site.

Earlier this month, the Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs announced that some $38 million (N6 billion) is needed to assist the two million people left homeless by flooding in Nigeria. Since that time, a number of charitable organizations and donors have pledged their support for relief efforts, which to date have provided nearly 260,000 displaced persons in seventeen camps with emergency supplies. However, UNICEF spokeswoman Marixie Mercado said that with two-thirds of displaced Nigerians getting their drinking water from ponds, streams, or unprotected wells and approximately 70 percent lacking basic sanitation, the need for flood relief assistance continues to grow.

Businesses like Visafone continue to discuss how they might work to address this crisis and other future disasters. "We have made our humble donation and we are still looking at other areas of assistance we can render," said Ovia. "Plans are afoot towards setting up emergency call centers to mitigate the effect of future occurrence. Since [disasters such as this one happen naturally], we may not be able to stop [them,] but at [the very least we can] lessen the effect on both the people and our environment through timely action which the call centers can facilitate."

http://foundationcenter.org/pnd/news/story.jhtml?id=400100010

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22167035)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: appetizing cyan senate scourge upon the earth

yes!

i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time for the new year!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22167053)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:50 PM
Author: Azure well-lubricated principal's office

brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be utilized to remove the hippo? i am also optimistic, but i know graft can be a significant problem in that part of the world and am worried about fly-by-night hippo removal outfits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22167072)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:55 PM
Author: Misunderstood corner hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22167100)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:51 AM
Author: Provocative swollen hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22170419)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: opaque bateful spot reading party

They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired. Then he will leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22171980)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: Beta Adventurous Theater

This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If these clowns are retained I have only one prediction for Christmas: MOAR HIPPO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22172196)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: exciting goal in life crackhouse

we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22172202)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: mentally impaired buck-toothed theater stage prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22264949)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Bespoke Vivacious University Windowlicker

Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22172130)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:16 PM
Author: Ultramarine office

he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22172187)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: curious wild dysfunction

ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like the nigs of africa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22172210)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: appetizing cyan senate scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22196751)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: glittery dog poop

Lies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22172443)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: appetizing cyan senate scourge upon the earth

WTF!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22196748)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: doobsian magical boltzmann boistinker

you should sue, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22196754)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:23 AM
Author: Comical friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22196776)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: thirsty station macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#29662679)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:33 AM
Author: French Self-absorbed Location Messiness

For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then transfer back to you 4 hippos as international laws prohibit hippo removal services to retain the originally removed hippo. the hippo is worth over 6 million dollars and left no qualifying heirs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22196812)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 7:56 PM
Author: cobalt arousing police squad

180.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22200520)



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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:00 PM
Author: Talented business firm

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#24291725)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:15 AM
Author: shimmering dashing roommate

predictable, but still lulzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#26552451)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: rusted internet-worthy heaven quadroon

This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole situaish: "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22264960)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:36 PM
Author: maroon mediation wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#42463647)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:27 AM
Author: Azure well-lubricated principal's office

brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us to take our eye off the ball. has ANYONE heard whether the hippo is tired yet opr whether they were able to lure it out with a cabbage or watermelon or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22319218)



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Date: January 12th, 2013 1:16 PM
Author: cobalt arousing police squad

Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigerian scammer, I can't tell which

https://nigeriafloodrelief.org/donate/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22417503)



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Date: February 4th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: cerise bearded set doctorate

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22566167)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:22 AM
Author: Sable Irradiated Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22594304)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:50 AM
Author: cerise bearded set doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22594463)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 2:39 PM
Author: honey-headed temple

Second page!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#22623246)



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Date: April 16th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: cerise bearded set doctorate

I want a fucking update.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#23012426)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 11:53 PM
Author: Provocative swollen hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#23154998)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 12:18 AM
Author: Mustard hospital mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#23461553)



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Date: June 25th, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: motley round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#23469234)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: violent range knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#23567642)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:38 PM
Author: gaped pervert

Has the hippo tired?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#23568022)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 11:31 PM
Author: Contagious primrose indian lodge

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#23856355)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 5:17 PM
Author: cobalt arousing police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#23859528)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Dead alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#24184749)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Histrionic demanding partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#24196195)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 1:50 PM
Author: sepia mind-boggling native feces

Is the hippo still chillin??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#24455146)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:09 PM
Author: tripping faggotry antidepressant drug

With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been blessed with otherworldly endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#24455222)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:13 PM
Author: Walnut heady church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#24455251)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:19 PM
Author: violent range knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#24619709)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:04 AM
Author: nubile violet library

Any updates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#25168464)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 6:24 AM
Author: cruel-hearted corn cake state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#25169040)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:07 AM
Author: Copper parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#25168484)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:21 AM
Author: Bisexual orchestra pit chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#25168584)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 1:51 AM
Author: cerise bearded set doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#25902082)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: geriatric boyish regret

anyone heard anything about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#26552429)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:04 AM
Author: doobsian magical boltzmann boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#26552436)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:18 AM
Author: gaped pervert

I would really like a follow up article

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#26552460)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: trip clown

brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND about his hippo problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#27304219)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: cerise bearded set doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#27304232)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: trip clown

bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a house make him lazy and complacent? there's food in the fridge, AC, wireless internet...why would a hippo want to go back out to the watering hole after that...i think our nigerain friend is delusional but he knows more about the hippo than i do so idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#27304251)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:08 PM
Author: Bespoke Vivacious University Windowlicker

lets do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#27304298)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: Sick casino

hippo is still there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#27304258)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: glittery dog poop

gots to get mine ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#27304408)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: Sick casino

180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#27304421)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: nubile violet library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#28340488)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:53 AM
Author: lascivious jet menage

days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#28340559)



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Date: November 19th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: light tanning salon toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#29212305)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: pearl shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#29410909)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: sadistic parlour

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#29410911)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Stirring translucent property mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#29434341)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Stimulating Site

This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#29662642)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: Walnut heady church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#35039499)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Passionate magenta candlestick maker love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#29662648)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: cerise bearded set doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#29662654)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: thirsty station macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#29662687)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: Laughsome rose karate newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#30589143)



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Date: April 24th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: cerise bearded set doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#33146796)



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Date: September 24th, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: avocado institution new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#34286254)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: light tanning salon toaster

Hippocampus Blasey ford bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#36901022)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:17 AM
Author: thriller skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#36901040)



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Date: November 24th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Ultramarine office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#39163563)



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Date: January 5th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Umber Frisky Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#39381032)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:15 PM
Author: Dead alpha

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#42042246)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: Gold field

His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#42137590)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:01 PM
Author: cerise bearded set doctorate

the latest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#42137565)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: Umber Frisky Cuckoldry

op literally died before the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#42137600)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:07 PM
Author: cerise bearded set doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#42137607)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:46 PM
Author: cerise bearded set doctorate

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#42463426)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:52 PM
Author: concupiscible organic girlfriend

The hippo has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#42463464)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:11 PM
Author: Marvelous confused stage trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#42682189)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:53 PM
Author: Vibrant giraffe

He impregnated the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#42463469)



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Date: June 8th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: cerise bearded set doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#42596334)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:47 PM
Author: Swashbuckling garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#42463431)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: Bronze razzle stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#42682151)



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Date: December 20th, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: cerise bearded set doctorate

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#43643092)



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Date: January 17th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: cerise bearded set doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#43798052)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: lake gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#44138572)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: crimson impertinent home old irish cottage

somehow never seen this thread before. Keep up the good work brother others need to know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#44138580)



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Date: March 30th, 2022 3:20 PM
Author: cerise bearded set doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#44247272)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: Histrionic demanding partner

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#45348978)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: Beta Adventurous Theater

I have emailed the BBC several times asking for an update, none was forthcoming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#45348981)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:31 AM
Author: Histrionic demanding partner

Are you not in Mother Africa right now, brother? Perhaps a sojourn in Nigeria to inquire into our friend's status, and the status of the intruder, who I fear has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#45348991)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:15 AM
Author: cerise bearded set doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#45349171)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:30 AM
Author: Beta Adventurous Theater

This is a blessed idea brother. Surely the hippo cannot possess such endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#45349229)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:17 AM
Author: Umber Frisky Cuckoldry

OP died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#45349179)



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Date: September 8th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: multi-colored pisswyrm church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#48061640)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:56 PM
Author: Bright goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#46355892)



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: yellow public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#46847710)



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: Garnet Telephone Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#46847711)



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Date: September 7th, 2024 11:40 PM
Author: cerise bearded set doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#48061560)



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Date: December 21st, 2023 4:42 PM
Author: lake gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#47198841)



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Date: September 9th, 2024 6:51 PM
Author: cerise bearded set doctorate

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Analysis of the Thread and Context

The thread, originating from a post by "Sable point clown" in October 2012, begins with the seemingly bizarre and humorous report of a hippo invading a Nigerian man’s home due to flooding. The thread is an example of how AutoAdmit (XO) threads can spiral into a blend of dark humor, absurdity, and offbeat commentary, reflecting the forum's culture.

Themes and Dynamics Observed in the Thread:

Humor and Absurdity: The initial post serves as a jumping-off point for a long-running joke. Several poasters take the narrative of the hippo invasion and run with it, often pushing the scenario into increasingly ridiculous or surreal territory. For example, "bronze fighting spot idiot" and "haunting rigpig half-breed" engage in a faux-serious dialogue about praying for the Nigerian man, highlighting the forum's tendency toward irony and parody.

Cultural Commentary and Stereotypes: While some posts in the thread maintain a humorous tone, there are several moments where cultural commentary and stereotypes surface. "Mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles" points out perceived racism in a comment, and posts like "Buff Theatre" make controversial comparisons involving race and politics, which are characteristic of the forum's provocative nature.

Community Engagement: The length and continued interest in the thread over several years demonstrate how certain threads can captivate and maintain the attention of the community. Many poasters contribute their own takes or "bump" the thread years later, asking for updates or making jokes. It shows a level of engagement where even the most absurd topics can gain a sort of cult following on AutoAdmit.

Long-Running Jokes and Anachronisms: The thread highlights how jokes can persist for years on AutoAdmit, becoming part of the site's unique culture. The recurring references to the "hippo not tiring," alongside the irony of updates being requested years after the original post, shows how the community enjoys extending a single joke well beyond its original context.

Mock Concern and Irony: Several poasters, such as "haunting rigpig half-breed" and "lake kitchen international law enforcement agency," engage in mock concern, expressing faux empathy for the Nigerian man dealing with the hippo. The performative nature of their "concern," complete with exaggerated language and actions (e.g., "putting an announcement in the church bulletin" or "going to early mass to pray for the hippo to tire"), is emblematic of AutoAdmit’s culture of irony and dark humor.

Specific Analysis of Responses:

Responses Reflecting Dark Humor and Satire: Posts like "I hope the hippo has grown tired" or "This hippo has incredible patience and endurance" are tongue-in-cheek, mocking both the absurdity of the original news story and the way it has been exaggerated into a saga on AutoAdmit. The thread morphs into a collective in-joke, where poasters humorously treat the situation as a real and urgent concern.

Reactions to Potential Racism or Insensitivity: Some responses, such as "dat racis" by "mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles," show awareness or critique of posts that seem to rely on stereotypes or offensive comparisons. However, the thread overall continues in a tone of irreverence and parody, not seriously engaging with these critiques.

Prolonged Interest and Updates: The recurring theme of asking for updates (e.g., “Has the hippo tired?”) is played for comedic effect, emphasizing the ridiculousness of the idea that people would be invested in the status of a hippo in Nigeria over several years. This is another example of the forum's use of exaggerated irony to keep a thread alive.

Conclusion

This thread is a perfect example of AutoAdmit's unique culture—blending absurdity, dark humor, parody, and provocative statements. The humor here relies heavily on the escalation of a bizarre situation (a hippo in a house) into an ongoing and ironically "serious" issue that poasters pretend to care about for years. The discussion also shows how easily a thread can transform from a simple news link into a long-standing community joke, embodying the forum's penchant for irreverent and boundary-pushing humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#48067626)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Mega Penis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,5#50112233)