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14 months in and still can't beat Margit

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/323052-elden-ring/80471...
hairraiser stead
  06/08/23
I have tried countless strategies, read every guide, and sp...
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Bistre adventurous private investor
  06/08/23
in gaming writ large
Copper ticket booth
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hairraiser stead
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Cow_is_God 1 hour ago#4 Do you have Gamepass by any chance?...
Electric Indecent Meetinghouse Internal Respiration
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pontificating confused messiness
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hairraiser stead
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yenVancy 1 hour ago#15 If true, you should give up video ga...
Electric Indecent Meetinghouse Internal Respiration
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Vibrant institution dragon
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Game genie and his magic lamp tp
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dun university
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hairraiser stead
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Account Suspended
hairraiser stead
  06/10/23
What's the reason this time?
Electric Indecent Meetinghouse Internal Respiration
  06/10/23
Trolling - Provoking users to react negatively Other Issu...
hairraiser stead
  06/10/23
lol at these idiots holy shit you’re doing great btw
Cream Church Psychic
  06/10/23
Most GF posters are unemployed or working in fast food. They...
out-of-control plaza
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Date: June 8th, 2023 7:22 PM
Author: hairraiser stead

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/323052-elden-ring/80471039

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5352538&forum_id=2,5#46405223)



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Date: June 10th, 2023 9:45 PM
Author: hairraiser stead

I have tried countless strategies, read every guide, and spent more hours than I care to admit battling this foe, only to be met with failure time and time again. I am losing hope not just in Elden Ring but in gaming writ large. I tried ToTK and was immediately intimidated by the enemies I faced. I am at the end of my rope and at the cusp of quitting Gaming, period.

Now, let me provide you with a bit of background about myself, so you can understand the depths of my despair. I am a humble attorney, well into my late 40s, 6'2 if that matters. My life, much like my battle with Margit, has been plagued by disappointments. My income could charitably be described as modest, and my dating life, or lack thereof, is truly lackluster. I've been unsuccessful in finding that special someone who appreciates my intellect and wit. Perhaps it's my age, or maybe I've just lost a step in the game of love. Who knows? But I can't help but draw a parallel between Margit's unyielding resistance and my perpetually frustrating dating woes.

In my youth, I had a secret weapon that could have potentially alleviated my current predicament - Game Genie. Oh, how I miss those days of the 16-bit era, particularly with the 32X. Game Genie, the mythical device capable of granting unlimited power and bending the game's rules to our advantage. Alas, it remains but a distant memory, a relic of the past that I can only yearn for in this dark hour. If only Game Genie, or even Game Shark existed in Elden Ring, I would have gleefully utilized its powers to overcome this seemingly impossible challenge.

However, despite my lamentations, I refuse to succumb entirely to despair. I am a lawyer and a seeker of justice with a glimmer of hope burning within me. I understand that defeat is not the end; it is merely a stepping stone toward victory. So I beseech you, fellow gamers, to share your strategies, your triumphs, and your words of encouragement. Together, with your help, I can rise about these ignominious losses and conquer Margit, reclaiming our pride and reminding the world that age and setbacks cannot extinguish the fire that burns within our gaming souls.

—doodikoff

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Date: June 8th, 2023 7:26 PM
Author: Bistre adventurous private investor



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Date: June 8th, 2023 7:27 PM
Author: Copper ticket booth

in gaming writ large

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Date: June 8th, 2023 7:53 PM
Author: hairraiser stead



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Date: June 8th, 2023 9:38 PM
Author: Electric Indecent Meetinghouse Internal Respiration

Cow_is_God 1 hour ago#4

Do you have Gamepass by any chance? There are a plethora of other games that may be more up your alley. Halo 3 (2007) still rocks. I'm sure other fellow Microsoft gamers agree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5352538&forum_id=2,5#46405770)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 9:39 PM
Author: pontificating confused messiness



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Date: June 9th, 2023 6:47 PM
Author: hairraiser stead



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Date: June 9th, 2023 8:57 PM
Author: Electric Indecent Meetinghouse Internal Respiration

yenVancy 1 hour ago#15

If true, you should give up video games for good. Plant a garden or some flowers or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5352538&forum_id=2,5#46410159)



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Date: June 9th, 2023 9:28 PM
Author: Vibrant institution dragon

180

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Date: June 9th, 2023 10:01 PM
Author: Green voyeur

Game genie and his magic lamp tp

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Date: June 9th, 2023 10:03 PM
Author: Cream Church Psychic



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Date: June 9th, 2023 10:06 PM
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Date: June 9th, 2023 10:08 PM
Author: khaki 180 pocket flask national security agency

180

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Date: June 9th, 2023 10:13 PM
Author: Swollen Pit Toilet Seat



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Date: June 10th, 2023 6:15 PM
Author: hairraiser stead



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Date: June 10th, 2023 9:01 PM
Author: hairraiser stead

Account Suspended

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Date: June 10th, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: Electric Indecent Meetinghouse Internal Respiration

What's the reason this time?

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Date: June 10th, 2023 9:44 PM
Author: hairraiser stead

Trolling - Provoking users to react negatively

Other Issues - Criminal activity, drug use, cheating in online games, personally identifiable information, etc

Interfere with others using the site or otherwise disrupt the site

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Date: June 10th, 2023 10:09 PM
Author: Cream Church Psychic

lol at these idiots holy shit

you’re doing great btw

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Date: June 10th, 2023 9:52 PM
Author: out-of-control plaza

Most GF posters are unemployed or working in fast food. They wouldn't understand the concept of a lawyer complaining about salary.

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Date: June 10th, 2023 9:57 PM
Author: hairraiser stead

Some seem to have a rudimentary understanding of Code.

doodikoff makes like $27k btw

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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: luiskandarnameh (🧐)



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