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Austin TX is not a real "city"
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Date: June 15th, 2026 5:49 PM Author: vigorous pozpig it's a collection of farmhouses that was gradually sprawled out into a typical American suburban disasterpiece (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874519&forum_id=2,5#49940793) |
Date: June 15th, 2026 5:50 PM Author: Fuchsia vivacious plaza They have that cool bridge filled with bats tho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874519&forum_id=2,5#49940798) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:13 AM Author: drunken arousing foreskin Those bats live all over the place. Houston has a bat bridge too (Waugh Bat Bridge). Theres some cave that’s got 30x as many as the Congress Street Bridge. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874519&forum_id=2,5#49941640) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:15 AM Author: Curious range fat ankles is that where Batman lives (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874519&forum_id=2,5#49941642) |
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Date: June 15th, 2026 5:55 PM Author: thriller fiercely-loyal area "indians" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874519&forum_id=2,5#49940806) |
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Date: June 15th, 2026 5:56 PM Author: Violet Temple Coffee Pot This is true. Similarly Connecticut is not a real State. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874519&forum_id=2,5#49940808) |
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Date: June 15th, 2026 6:00 PM Author: vigorous pozpig we are one of the original 13 colonies you indian son of a bitch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874519&forum_id=2,5#49940817) |
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Date: June 15th, 2026 6:02 PM Author: Violet Temple Coffee Pot Ohhh noooo the Puritans are going to behead us for not following Reformed Theology, we better just run away from them and hide in the woods!!!
What a stupid origin story. |
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Date: June 15th, 2026 6:06 PM Author: vigorous pozpig you jelly? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874519&forum_id=2,5#49940826) |
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Date: June 15th, 2026 6:09 PM Author: Violet Temple Coffee Pot Jealous of some of the worst ghettos in the northeast? Hartford, Bridgeport, New Haven? Wow what if we just herd a bunch of blacks into ghettos and have the next street over be a war zone. Lmao tell that to a nigga from Vermont who's never seen a nigga before.
And then you have Greenwich fags who are like I'm only here to save money on taxes but I'm REALLY a New Yorker. And then you have weird quasi New England fags around the state who are all like BOSTON PRIDE but we don't even live there.
But you think AUSTIN is the problem? Dafuq? |
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Date: June 15th, 2026 6:10 PM Author: vigorous pozpig that's all true and doesn't change the reality that Austin SUCKS. cope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874519&forum_id=2,5#49940832) |
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Date: June 15th, 2026 6:20 PM Author: Violet Temple Coffee Pot Feral nigs, tax evasion Jews, overrated pizza, Italian proles, confused Irishmen...
What's your knock on Austin anyway? |
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Date: June 15th, 2026 6:26 PM Author: vigorous pozpig I've been to Austin, there are feral black streets, don't try to front homey. the difference being that the crime/poverty is more spread out generally. in CT and the northeast, they concentrate poverty into urban centers and Irish/Italians into working class former mill towns. distinguished Philosopher-Engineers of the Middle Class such as Yours Truly reside on illustrious sparse-suburban Estates and scoff at your juvenile aspirations and pretensions. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874519&forum_id=2,5#49940862) |
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Date: June 15th, 2026 6:32 PM Author: Violet Temple Coffee Pot Austin is one of the most notoriously segregated cities in America. Ljl at claiming crime is spread out. It has a strict East-West divide. Whites on one side, Coloreds on the other. No cap.
Not to mention it's in the State of Texas, a Law and Order state not like your shitlib infested shithole country of a state where lawmakers blow blacks on live TV. |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:20 AM Author: Exciting judgmental forum good sub thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874519&forum_id=2,5#49941650) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:21 AM Author: Violet Temple Coffee Pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874519&forum_id=2,5#49941652) |
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Date: June 15th, 2026 5:57 PM Author: brindle adventurous stead if theres one place on earth i pray burns down to ash its ATX (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874519&forum_id=2,5#49940810) |
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Date: June 15th, 2026 6:03 PM Author: vigorous pozpig like at least I admit that CT cities and the northeast in general are absolutely terrible but lol at "Austinites" trying to pretend they have something special here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874519&forum_id=2,5#49940820) |
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Date: June 15th, 2026 11:49 PM Author: Big Indigo Locus Wrinkle I blame Tucker Max’s Austin Road Trip story. Someone somewhere made it “cool” and now we have to deal with Caleb Hammer, Asmongold, and Joe Rogan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874519&forum_id=2,5#49941616) |
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Date: June 15th, 2026 11:52 PM Author: Violet Temple Coffee Pot Name one creative better than those 3 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874519&forum_id=2,5#49941623) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:25 AM Author: hateful institution Tucker Carlson (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874519&forum_id=2,5#49941656) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:26 AM Author: Violet Temple Coffee Pot Lmao gbti (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874519&forum_id=2,5#49941657) |
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Date: June 15th, 2026 6:05 PM Author: pearl contagious piazza This, though I do hope Alex Jones makes it out alive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874519&forum_id=2,5#49940823) |
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Date: June 15th, 2026 6:16 PM Author: Self-absorbed buck-toothed place of business national This seems to apply to pretty much every American city not just Austin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874519&forum_id=2,5#49940838) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:16 AM Author: drunken arousing foreskin Where I grew up a lot of people dreamed of moving to Austin and living a cool hip life instead of staying in a stifling suburb, married to some woman you can’t stand, working some job you can’t stand, in a house you can’t stand surrounded by four kids you can’t stand. Well, I’m the kind of man who stands his ground goddamnit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874519&forum_id=2,5#49941644) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 12:23 AM Author: Violet Temple Coffee Pot 9-11 what's your emergency?
Hi I'd like to report a mass casualty event in The Woodlands |