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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994
| Avocado deep double fault | 10/09/12 |
| Avocado deep double fault | 10/09/12 |
| Avocado deep double fault | 10/10/12 |
| Contagious Splenetic Prole Telephone | 10/10/12 |
| spectacular trailer park incel | 10/10/12 |
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| Charismatic theater skinny woman | 10/10/12 |
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| beady-eyed site clown | 10/10/12 |
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| gaped umber cuckoldry newt | 10/10/12 |
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| wonderful startled main people | 10/29/12 |
| marvelous filthpig | 10/29/12 |
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: Avocado deep double fault http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: Avocado deep double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,5#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: Avocado deep double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,5#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: Contagious Splenetic Prole Telephone lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,5#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: spectacular trailer park incel What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,5#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: Bisexual Thriller Ape Hell http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,5#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: Charismatic theater skinny woman dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,5#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: Aqua resort partner Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,5#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: Charismatic theater skinny woman cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,5#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: beady-eyed site clown "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: purple toaster It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,5#46312473) |
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Date: August 31st, 2026 11:36 PM Author: Ass Problems (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,5#50107964) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: Avocado deep double fault Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: Zippy laser beams tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,5#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: gaped umber cuckoldry newt 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,5#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: hairless infuriating menage awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,5#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: heady high-end range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,5#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: wonderful startled main people these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: marvelous filthpig Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: Talented marketing idea dragon 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,5#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: slate business firm codepig You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,5#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: laughsome place of business kitty cat lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,5#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: hairraiser puppy gaming laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,5#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: hairraiser puppy gaming laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,5#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: aquamarine razzle heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,5#49639607) |