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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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bateful indirect expression
  08/14/13
tell me
Mind-boggling site
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
bateful indirect expression
  08/14/13
lol tyft
buff razzle-dazzle mad cow disease shrine
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Soul-stirring Stage Circlehead
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
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  12/28/13
fucking lol
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it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
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  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
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  08/14/13
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a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Laughsome Ticket Booth
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
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  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
bateful indirect expression
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Self-absorbed Milky Pozpig
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
bateful indirect expression
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
bateful indirect expression
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
bateful indirect expression
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
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  08/14/13
rofl
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180
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took a few attempts but 180
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The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
bateful indirect expression
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
marvelous cruel-hearted scourge upon the earth keepsake machete
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
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  08/14/13
best of thread
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floppy candlestick maker
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
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If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
bateful indirect expression
  08/14/13
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  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
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buff razzle-dazzle mad cow disease shrine
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At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
bateful indirect expression
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
buff razzle-dazzle mad cow disease shrine
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Hideous haunting chad wagecucks
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
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  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
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  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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180
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The white box LR is kept in is padded.
fragrant transparent jap
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Carmine Rigpig Tanning Salon
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
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  08/14/13
lol
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  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
bateful indirect expression
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
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  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
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(not bloodacre)
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When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
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  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
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When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
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  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
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If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
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The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
bateful indirect expression
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Hideous haunting chad wagecucks
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It's wrong to attack a pizza.
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my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
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If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Carmine Rigpig Tanning Salon
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
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  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
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  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
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To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Self-absorbed Milky Pozpig
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
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To be fair, k
Self-absorbed Milky Pozpig
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
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TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
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  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
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  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
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  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
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  08/14/13
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That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
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  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
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that was just me on my other account
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do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
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i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
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Go for it then, Godspeed
contagious potus
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Hideous haunting chad wagecucks
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"95th percentile body" LINK?
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  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
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*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
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  08/14/13
whatever
Hideous haunting chad wagecucks
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
supple son of senegal
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Carmine Rigpig Tanning Salon
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
razzle feces abode
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
bateful indirect expression
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
bateful indirect expression
  08/14/13
lol
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If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
bateful indirect expression
  08/14/13
180
peach sinister alpha giraffe
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  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
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If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
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If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
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When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
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When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
bateful indirect expression
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
bateful indirect expression
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
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  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
peach sinister alpha giraffe
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Hideous haunting chad wagecucks
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
peach sinister alpha giraffe
  08/14/13
lol tyft
buff razzle-dazzle mad cow disease shrine
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
buff razzle-dazzle mad cow disease shrine
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
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  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Fishy swashbuckling macaca
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Yellow toilet seat
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Honey-headed base masturbator
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
peach sinister alpha giraffe
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Hideous haunting chad wagecucks
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
peach sinister alpha giraffe
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
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  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
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  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
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  08/14/13
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Pontificating university
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
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  08/14/13
lmao
buff razzle-dazzle mad cow disease shrine
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Cream trip sandwich
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Embarrassed to the bone irate generalized bond lodge
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Hideous haunting chad wagecucks
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
mahogany racy mother
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
bateful indirect expression
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
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  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
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  08/14/13
Pics?
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  08/14/13
link?
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  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
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  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
sapphire native goyim
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Carmine Rigpig Tanning Salon
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
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  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
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lisa rowe can't be topped!
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  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
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  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Chrome odious property
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
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  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Chrome odious property
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Hideous haunting chad wagecucks
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
Hyperactive navy hunting ground
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Chrome odious property
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Diverse emerald nibblets
  08/14/13
Underrated
Pontificating university
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  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Hyperactive navy hunting ground
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Diverse emerald nibblets
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LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
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late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Carmine Rigpig Tanning Salon
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
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  08/14/13
lol
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  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
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  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
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~h8-->1luv
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You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
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  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
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(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
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  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
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  08/14/13
180
Balding Cyan Corner Hairy Legs
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
charcoal trailer park
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Nudist Multi-colored Legend
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
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180
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Lmao
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  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
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  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
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  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
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lol
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When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
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I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
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  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
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  08/17/13
poignant
Glittery violet hell
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Lemon location
  08/17/13
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alcoholic tan ceo associate
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
fantasy-prone aquamarine french chef field
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
galvanic offensive gas station multi-billionaire
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Shivering Bbw Public Bath
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Pearl Internal Respiration Heaven
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
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  12/28/13
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  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Histrionic Library Dragon
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
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  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
Pale Charismatic Plaza
  03/10/14
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  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
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Cobalt Halford House
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Out-of-control business firm athletic conference
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irradiated claret whorehouse newt
  01/05/16
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Out-of-control business firm athletic conference
  03/13/16
I want pizza
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  06/07/17
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Cobalt Halford House
  09/22/17
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bateful indirect expression
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
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  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
dashing saffron roast beef party of the first part
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: bateful indirect expression



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Mind-boggling site

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: bateful indirect expression

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: buff razzle-dazzle mad cow disease shrine

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Stage Circlehead

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Pearl Internal Respiration Heaven

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: irradiated claret whorehouse newt

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Flushed box office



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Curious range

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: obsidian doobsian really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#33497582)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Provocative casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#35731933)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Electric Boistinker Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Wild cerebral blood rage sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: peach sinister alpha giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: razzmatazz azn hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: floppy candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: fear-inspiring purple resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Sienna Erotic Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Fluffy Boyish Cumskin Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: fear-inspiring purple resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Laughsome Ticket Booth

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: marvelous cruel-hearted scourge upon the earth keepsake machete

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Mind-boggling site

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Out-of-control business firm athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: floppy candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Laughsome Ticket Booth

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Flirting Cruise Ship

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: buff razzle-dazzle mad cow disease shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: bateful indirect expression

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Milky Pozpig

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: bateful indirect expression

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: bateful indirect expression

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: bateful indirect expression

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Hideous haunting chad wagecucks

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Mind-boggling site

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: peach sinister alpha giraffe

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Exhilarant lime theatre

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Effete low-t senate laser beams

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: charcoal trailer park

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Nudist Multi-colored Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: obsidian doobsian really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: talented free-loading pocket flask menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: razzmatazz azn hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Sienna Erotic Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: razzle feces abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: buff razzle-dazzle mad cow disease shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: razzle feces abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: bateful indirect expression

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: marvelous cruel-hearted scourge upon the earth keepsake machete

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: razzle feces abode

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Hideous haunting chad wagecucks

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Carmine Rigpig Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: floppy candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: floppy candlestick maker

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: bateful indirect expression

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: buff razzle-dazzle mad cow disease shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: bateful indirect expression

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: buff razzle-dazzle mad cow disease shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: bateful indirect expression

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: buff razzle-dazzle mad cow disease shrine

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Hideous haunting chad wagecucks

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Territorial Red Foreskin Den

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: marvelous cruel-hearted scourge upon the earth keepsake machete

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: fragrant transparent jap

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Mind-boggling site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Fishy swashbuckling macaca

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Comical Violent Locus Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Nudist Multi-colored Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: bateful indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: irradiated claret whorehouse newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Provocative casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: fragrant transparent jap

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Carmine Rigpig Tanning Salon

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Carmine Rigpig Tanning Salon

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: smoky nighttime regret new version

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: bateful indirect expression

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: razzle feces abode

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Hideous haunting chad wagecucks

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Carmine Rigpig Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: grizzly piazza yarmulke

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Maroon bonkers background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: bateful indirect expression

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: razzle feces abode

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Sexy passionate idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: bateful indirect expression

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Hideous haunting chad wagecucks

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: bateful indirect expression

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Carmine Rigpig Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: galvanic offensive gas station multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: galvanic offensive gas station multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: talented free-loading pocket flask menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: bateful indirect expression

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Hideous haunting chad wagecucks

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Carmine Rigpig Tanning Salon

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Hideous haunting chad wagecucks

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Carmine Rigpig Tanning Salon

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Excitant Scarlet Forum Depressive

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: contagious potus

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Hideous haunting chad wagecucks

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Milky Pozpig

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Hideous haunting chad wagecucks

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Milky Pozpig

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Hideous haunting chad wagecucks

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: peach sinister alpha giraffe

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: medicated talking antidepressant drug school

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: vigorous juggernaut

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Carmine Rigpig Tanning Salon

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Hideous haunting chad wagecucks

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: contagious potus

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Excitant Scarlet Forum Depressive

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Hideous haunting chad wagecucks

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Cream trip sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: contagious potus

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Hideous haunting chad wagecucks

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: contagious potus

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Hideous haunting chad wagecucks

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: contagious potus

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Hideous haunting chad wagecucks

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: contagious potus

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Hideous haunting chad wagecucks

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: contagious potus

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Hideous haunting chad wagecucks

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: contagious potus

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Hideous haunting chad wagecucks

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: buff razzle-dazzle mad cow disease shrine

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Hideous haunting chad wagecucks

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: buff razzle-dazzle mad cow disease shrine

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Hideous haunting chad wagecucks

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: supple son of senegal

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Carmine Rigpig Tanning Salon

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: razzle feces abode

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: bateful indirect expression

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: bateful indirect expression

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Fishy swashbuckling macaca

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: bateful indirect expression

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: peach sinister alpha giraffe

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: cracking locale preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: razzle feces abode

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: bateful indirect expression

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: bateful indirect expression

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: plum lascivious psychic hall

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: plum lascivious psychic hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: bateful indirect expression

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: bateful indirect expression

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Hideous haunting chad wagecucks

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: peach sinister alpha giraffe

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Hideous haunting chad wagecucks

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: peach sinister alpha giraffe

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: buff razzle-dazzle mad cow disease shrine

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: buff razzle-dazzle mad cow disease shrine

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Hideous haunting chad wagecucks

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Rough-skinned partner gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Fishy swashbuckling macaca

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Yellow toilet seat

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Honey-headed base masturbator

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: peach sinister alpha giraffe

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Hideous haunting chad wagecucks

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: peach sinister alpha giraffe

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Carmine Rigpig Tanning Salon

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Hideous haunting chad wagecucks

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: peach sinister alpha giraffe

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Pontificating university

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: bateful indirect expression

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: buff razzle-dazzle mad cow disease shrine

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Cream trip sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone irate generalized bond lodge

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Hideous haunting chad wagecucks

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: mahogany racy mother

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: bateful indirect expression

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: bateful indirect expression

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: plum lascivious psychic hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Hideous haunting chad wagecucks

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: learning disabled chocolate market

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Out-of-control business firm athletic conference

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Mind-boggling site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: domesticated school cafeteria

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: sapphire native goyim

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Carmine Rigpig Tanning Salon

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Appetizing confused private investor black woman

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Hideous haunting chad wagecucks

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Chrome odious property

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Hideous haunting chad wagecucks

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Chrome odious property

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Hideous haunting chad wagecucks

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Chrome odious property

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Hideous haunting chad wagecucks

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Hyperactive navy hunting ground

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Chrome odious property

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Diverse emerald nibblets

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Pontificating university

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: obsidian doobsian really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Hyperactive navy hunting ground

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Diverse emerald nibblets

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Shivering Bbw Public Bath

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Carmine Rigpig Tanning Salon

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: stubborn nowag ape

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: charcoal trailer park

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: stubborn nowag ape

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: charcoal trailer park

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: stubborn nowag ape

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Hyperactive navy hunting ground

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Tantric faggotry stage

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Excitant Scarlet Forum Depressive

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: orchid milk space

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Balding Cyan Corner Hairy Legs

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: charcoal trailer park

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Nudist Multi-colored Legend

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: charcoal trailer park

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: alcoholic tan ceo associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: spectacular dead spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Chrome odious property

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Diverse emerald nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Appetizing confused private investor black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: fantasy-prone aquamarine french chef field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: cocky sepia bawdyhouse old irish cottage

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Sienna Erotic Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: disgusting thriller orchestra pit sex offender

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: alcoholic tan ceo associate

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: garnet mentally impaired corn cake love of her life

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Chrome odious property

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: wonderful harsh chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Outnumbered demanding indian lodge genital piercing

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Bistre Heady State Dog Poop

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: vibrant philosopher-king kitty cat

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: twinkling parlor

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Glittery violet hell

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Lemon location

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: alcoholic tan ceo associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: fantasy-prone aquamarine french chef field

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: galvanic offensive gas station multi-billionaire

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Shivering Bbw Public Bath

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Pearl Internal Respiration Heaven

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: copper area cuck

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Pink vivacious queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Histrionic Library Dragon

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: abusive theater community account

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Pale Charismatic Plaza

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: irradiated claret whorehouse newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: grizzly piazza yarmulke

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Cobalt Halford House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Nudist Multi-colored Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Out-of-control business firm athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Out-of-control business firm athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: irradiated claret whorehouse newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Out-of-control business firm athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: thirsty bat-shit-crazy nursing home persian

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Cobalt Halford House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: bateful indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: coral aphrodisiac dysfunction cuckoldry

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: dashing saffron roast beef party of the first part

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: coral aphrodisiac dysfunction cuckoldry

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: talented free-loading pocket flask menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Out-of-control business firm athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Out-of-control business firm athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,5#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Avocado stimulating center digit ratio



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: talented free-loading pocket flask menage



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: talented free-loading pocket flask menage



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