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Hypo: Your wife dies

She leaves behind you and a couple of cute young kids. You ...
alcoholic geriatric sanctuary ceo
  04/05/26
Me? But I'm a poaster.
Frozen Dark Coffee Pot
  04/05/26
Assume you are at least somewhat Chadly for a middle aged da...
alcoholic geriatric sanctuary ceo
  04/05/26
Two months
Frozen Dark Coffee Pot
  04/05/26
What’s his name?
exciting keepsake machete hissy fit
  04/05/26
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Mewling salmon resort regret
  04/05/26
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Comical mint place of business state
  04/05/26
lol at this fictional dream
Titillating brilliant step-uncle's house ratface
  04/05/26
Never Youre asking for trouble and a divorce down the lin...
Godawful Cruel-hearted Cruise Ship
  04/05/26
In the hypo, why did you marry the au pair?
Frozen Dark Coffee Pot
  04/05/26
shes going to want it or to maek babby otherwise it's go...
Godawful Cruel-hearted Cruise Ship
  04/05/26
Is this like that case where the dude set up a fake CNC prof...
Frum bipolar church building candlestick maker
  04/05/26
I have a coworker ehos wife died a year or two ago They...
olive histrionic locale
  04/05/26
There is literally not a single woman on earth who would rea...
adventurous alpha
  04/05/26
in middle school we had this hot af teacher marry our chad g...
olive histrionic locale
  04/05/26
They were jews fulfilling Torah trying to prevent onanism
Narrow-minded painfully honest pozpig range
  04/05/26
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Coiffed Multi-colored Affirmative Action
  04/05/26
dolly parton is literally the only one. her husband of ~60 y...
Titillating brilliant step-uncle's house ratface
  04/05/26
Look at this fucking bro: https://www.instagram.com/p/CVygjS...
Frozen Dark Coffee Pot
  04/05/26
height is everything
olive histrionic locale
  04/05/26
lol cr. he was a chill autistic shut-in who liked to do phy...
Kenneth Play
  04/06/26
Protip: this is highly unlikely. 99% of these girls would b...
Comical mint place of business state
  04/05/26
...
exhilarant coldplay fan
  04/05/26
looking back at pics, the ones i had as a kid were fucking h...
Coiffed Multi-colored Affirmative Action
  04/05/26
hypo sounds 180
Concupiscible brass wrinkle stage
  04/05/26
too soon
Beady-eyed Shimmering Center
  04/05/26
but where will i find a wife and kids
passionate sexy university indirect expression
  04/05/26
Do they issue aus pair to single dads? How about just sin...
filthy foreskin
  04/06/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:56 AM
Author: alcoholic geriatric sanctuary ceo

She leaves behind you and a couple of cute young kids. You hire a 19 year old au pair from Europe to help you with the kids. How long before you are sleeping with the au pair?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2,5#49795009)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:56 AM
Author: Frozen Dark Coffee Pot

Me? But I'm a poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2,5#49795012)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:59 AM
Author: alcoholic geriatric sanctuary ceo

Assume you are at least somewhat Chadly for a middle aged dad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2,5#49795023)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: Frozen Dark Coffee Pot

Two months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2,5#49795250)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:00 AM
Author: exciting keepsake machete hissy fit

What’s his name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2,5#49795025)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Mewling salmon resort regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2,5#49796536)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:25 PM
Author: Comical mint place of business state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2,5#49796639)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:17 AM
Author: Titillating brilliant step-uncle's house ratface

lol at this fictional dream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2,5#49795052)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:18 AM
Author: Godawful Cruel-hearted Cruise Ship

Never

Youre asking for trouble and a divorce down the line

I marry another late 30s shrew who makes more money than me. She helps me with the kids. I get pussy on the side if I want it. AlimonyPWNed keeps her in check

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2,5#49795053)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:47 AM
Author: Frozen Dark Coffee Pot

In the hypo, why did you marry the au pair?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2,5#49795254)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: Godawful Cruel-hearted Cruise Ship

shes going to want it or to maek babby

otherwise it's going to be a rape charge

HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2,5#49795272)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:19 AM
Author: Frum bipolar church building candlestick maker

Is this like that case where the dude set up a fake CNC profile for his wife and he and the au pair made it look like the dude who responded to the personal stabbed her and then they killed the “intruder”?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2,5#49795057)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: olive histrionic locale

I have a coworker ehos wife died a year or two ago

They had a newborn and a two year old

I've never seen anyone look closer to a walking zombie in my life. Broke my heart. What was once one of the most cheerful guys in the office turned into a quiet man with a thousand yard stare over night and still persists to this day.

Our company actually set up a bunch of shit to support him specifically including adding a in office day care. He can also come and go any time he needs without issue.

He still delivers and was a very important member before the death but wow its like dealing w a man in the literal trenches

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2,5#49795259)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: adventurous alpha

There is literally not a single woman on earth who would react to their husband dying in this way btw

Never ever ever forget this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2,5#49796325)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: olive histrionic locale

in middle school we had this hot af teacher marry our chad gym teacher who came from a pretty famous family in the town (think his dad was the long time mayor and once was a judge)

anyways one day we go into school and find out the gym teacher died by driving off of this huge bridge, at the time kids speculated he was drunk driving, i think he killed himself because he found something out

anyways his brother was our wrestling coach and a month later she was engaged to his brother, this was a defining moment for me irl, really showed me what a woman will do, could never imagine doing such a thing, couldnt even imagine imagining it



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2,5#49796353)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Narrow-minded painfully honest pozpig range

They were jews fulfilling Torah trying to prevent onanism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2,5#49796383)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Coiffed Multi-colored Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2,5#49796539)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Titillating brilliant step-uncle's house ratface

dolly parton is literally the only one. her husband of ~60 years, carl dean, died last year. she is 80 yo and rich. but, still. i think it's possible the result would've been the same if she were a little younger but who knows

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At the Dollywood 41st celebration, Dolly reiterated how much she loved Carl. She assured fans she’s “not dating anybody” — despite recent reports that she was — and that she doesn’t see herself getting married again.

“I think Carl Dean’s waiting for me. If I should show up at the pearly gates with somebody else, he would not like that,” Dolly confessed. “He’d be saying, ‘Who’s that little pisser? You leave him outside the gates, and if the Lord wants him in, he’ll bring him. You get on in here with me.’”

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/celebrity/articles/dolly-parton-talks-health-crisis-114057964.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2,5#49796376)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Frozen Dark Coffee Pot

Look at this fucking bro: https://www.instagram.com/p/CVygjSrFInE/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2,5#49796460)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:17 PM
Author: olive histrionic locale

height is everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2,5#49796493)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 8:51 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

lol cr. he was a chill autistic shut-in who liked to do physical labor at home at the farm. he did not join her on the red carpet or celebrity events. as such, he could've been a poster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2,5#49797109)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Comical mint place of business state

Protip: this is highly unlikely. 99% of these girls would be sketched out and bail. Then you would have 2 kids, no au pair (and she may well complain to your au pair agency) and a huge headache.

Inb4 "omg, you just have to be CHAD!" Bitch, if you were Chad you wouldn't fuck your au pair because you would be dating some 18 year old model or whatever. Most of these girls are not swimsuit models.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2,5#49796319)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:33 PM
Author: exhilarant coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2,5#49796531)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Coiffed Multi-colored Affirmative Action

looking back at pics, the ones i had as a kid were fucking hot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2,5#49796538)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Concupiscible brass wrinkle stage

hypo sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2,5#49796346)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Shimmering Center

too soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2,5#49796354)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: passionate sexy university indirect expression

but where will i find a wife and kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2,5#49796484)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:42 AM
Author: filthy foreskin

Do they issue aus pair to single dads?

How about just single guys?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2,5#49796922)