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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:18 AM Author: Godawful Cruel-hearted Cruise Ship
Never
Youre asking for trouble and a divorce down the line
I marry another late 30s shrew who makes more money than me. She helps me with the kids. I get pussy on the side if I want it. AlimonyPWNed keeps her in check
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2,5#49795053) |
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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:02 AM Author: Godawful Cruel-hearted Cruise Ship
shes going to want it or to maek babby
otherwise it's going to be a rape charge
HTH
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2,5#49795272) |
Date: April 5th, 2026 10:54 AM Author: olive histrionic locale
I have a coworker ehos wife died a year or two ago
They had a newborn and a two year old
I've never seen anyone look closer to a walking zombie in my life. Broke my heart. What was once one of the most cheerful guys in the office turned into a quiet man with a thousand yard stare over night and still persists to this day.
Our company actually set up a bunch of shit to support him specifically including adding a in office day care. He can also come and go any time he needs without issue.
He still delivers and was a very important member before the death but wow its like dealing w a man in the literal trenches
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2,5#49795259) |
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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:14 PM Author: olive histrionic locale
in middle school we had this hot af teacher marry our chad gym teacher who came from a pretty famous family in the town (think his dad was the long time mayor and once was a judge)
anyways one day we go into school and find out the gym teacher died by driving off of this huge bridge, at the time kids speculated he was drunk driving, i think he killed himself because he found something out
anyways his brother was our wrestling coach and a month later she was engaged to his brother, this was a defining moment for me irl, really showed me what a woman will do, could never imagine doing such a thing, couldnt even imagine imagining it
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2,5#49796353)
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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:28 PM Author: Titillating brilliant step-uncle's house ratface
dolly parton is literally the only one. her husband of ~60 years, carl dean, died last year. she is 80 yo and rich. but, still. i think it's possible the result would've been the same if she were a little younger but who knows
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At the Dollywood 41st celebration, Dolly reiterated how much she loved Carl. She assured fans she’s “not dating anybody” — despite recent reports that she was — and that she doesn’t see herself getting married again.
“I think Carl Dean’s waiting for me. If I should show up at the pearly gates with somebody else, he would not like that,” Dolly confessed. “He’d be saying, ‘Who’s that little pisser? You leave him outside the gates, and if the Lord wants him in, he’ll bring him. You get on in here with me.’”
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/celebrity/articles/dolly-parton-talks-health-crisis-114057964.html
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2,5#49796376) |
Date: April 5th, 2026 8:00 PM Author: Comical mint place of business state
Protip: this is highly unlikely. 99% of these girls would be sketched out and bail. Then you would have 2 kids, no au pair (and she may well complain to your au pair agency) and a huge headache.
Inb4 "omg, you just have to be CHAD!" Bitch, if you were Chad you wouldn't fuck your au pair because you would be dating some 18 year old model or whatever. Most of these girls are not swimsuit models.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2,5#49796319) |
Date: April 6th, 2026 1:42 AM Author: filthy foreskin
Do they issue aus pair to single dads?
How about just single guys?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2,5#49796922) |
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