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Date: July 5th, 2019 3:26 PM Author: misunderstood school cafeteria
Mrs. Jinks asks Mr. Jinks for money with which to purchase a dress; he pleads inability. They have a quarrel, in the midst of which Jinks leaves the house. He enters a saloon and emerges therefrom considerably under the influence of liquor. He staggers down the street. A window in which is displayed ladies' dresses fitted on forms attracts his attention. After looking at them he decides to buy one for Mrs. Jinks. He enters the store, selects one and requests that it be sent to his house, but it cannot be delivered before the next day. Jinks decides not to keep his wife waiting so he buys it, form and all. Reaching the street he feels that another drink will not hurt him, so he enters a saloon and causes excitement among the company. The bartender tells him that ladies cannot be served. Jinks explains and everyone laughs. Jinks leaves the saloon and proceeds home, followed by a crowd. They reach a business section. On the outside of the stores are forms dressed in wrappers and forms dressed in men's suits. A street piano commences to play. Jinks stops, looks at the figure and at the piano; he is struck with an idea; he gives the piano player some money and tells him to continue playing and suddenly he seizes the figure and commences to dance. The idea is contagious. The crowd makes a rush for the forms on the outside of the stores and all join in the dance. The owners of the forms rush out and try to get to the dancers, but they are prevented by the crowd. A cry of police is raised. Jinks and the young men run away, carrying the forms with them. A chase ensues and the young men throw down the forms. Jinks is captured and taken to the police station, where he explains. The officers are amused and Mrs. Jinks is sent for. She examines the dressed up form and requests that it be sent to her home. Jinks is in the parlor with a towel around his head when Mrs. Jinks walks in having on the dress she has taken from the form. She sits down, smooths his head and lovingly forgives him.
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