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Freddie Gray, UVA, what else do I have to say

Edit on 7/10/2022 bc some shitmod fucked this thread ...
Racy maize state
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Racy maize state
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Honestly, we probably have enough lib meltdowns from the pas...
lilac address
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Racy maize state
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someone should improve this... http://www.xoxohth.com/thr...
Soul-stirring Stage
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do i get even 0.1% of the credit for originating this?
Soul-stirring Stage
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yes
Racy maize state
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*sues for royalties*
Soul-stirring Stage
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This has potential
Drunken Locus
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Fragrant Dun Trump Supporter Kitchen
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Unholy police squad
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Racy maize state
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Summon: earl
Racy maize state
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lilac address
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damn
Pearly parlour
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180000000000000000
Vivacious Step-uncle's House Dingle Berry
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180.
motley twisted shitlib
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ho lee fuk 180^180
Insecure Olive Water Buffalo
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180.
Honey-headed Nowag Selfie
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180!!!1!!!!!!111111
Mint slimy temple pozpig
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Poast of the year
Drunken Locus
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ty man
lilac address
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Insecure Olive Water Buffalo
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Lemon Aromatic Candlestick Maker
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Appetizing gaming laptop whorehouse
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frum heady bawdyhouse queen of the night
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Multi-colored Mexican Pisswyrm
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Black boistinker
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Fragrant Dun Trump Supporter Kitchen
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stimulating mauve property masturbator
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In retrospect it really was POTY
Embarrassed To The Bone Gay Wizard
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Bat-shit-crazy Magenta Kitty Background Story
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ho lee fuk
Harsh jet corner
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180 as fuck
floppy yapping site
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This is terrible and not even funny (Benzo)
Drunken Locus
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180
cruel-hearted poppy telephone
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Read this R.E.M. End of the World style
bright shrine
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LOL this
Lemon Aromatic Candlestick Maker
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lmao
Titillating Insane Trust Fund
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unless you want to have this posted around the web as Guy wi...
arousing metal keepsake machete
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TBH I thought about this, but figured that any place that wa...
lilac address
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JFC
Opaque bespoke skinny woman stain
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Reply Favorite Date: July 10th, 2022 1:20 PM Author:...
Racy maize state
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6'4"
gay talking space
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up-to-no-good athletic conference
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recommend listen to the original in the bg: https://www.yout...
Racy maize state
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He's a karaoke version as well: https://www.youtube.com/w...
lilac address
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holy fuck, how long did this take you?
Cordovan school
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A few hours, I guess. I did most of it in a fit of inspirati...
lilac address
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just read it in tandem with the original song. fucking brill...
Racy maize state
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BWP? i haven't seen him in ages
godawful institution
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He created a pumo alt, I think. I think DVP was stalking him...
lilac address
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you did a good job, a lot of the couplets match up brilliant...
Beady-eyed wine fat ankles multi-billionaire
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TY man. The only one I'm pretty unsatisfied with is "fa...
lilac address
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there has to be some middle eastern word or city that can ma...
arousing metal keepsake machete
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you did so little violence to the musicality and meter of th...
Black boistinker
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Fragrant Dun Trump Supporter Kitchen
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submissive azn
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hear hear
hot base
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as i was trying to think of rhymes with mafia last night an...
arousing metal keepsake machete
  05/05/15
for that one, how about "your tip is 'pray away'"
Henna Useless Brakes Brunch
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strong work.
Black boistinker
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ADVERTISING SPACE FOR SALE IN WHAT WILL SURELY BE A 300+ THR...
Balding drab stead
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Lemon Aromatic Candlestick Maker
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Multi-colored Mexican Pisswyrm
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Fragrant Dun Trump Supporter Kitchen
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rambunctious crackhouse doctorate
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madre de dios 180 trillion
Ivory Blood Rage Field
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180
Soul-stirring Stage
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180 quadrillon
Flatulent milky church mad-dog skullcap
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180 billion
Tan hissy fit resort
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Wow
wonderful karate
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180 trillion billion
Beady-eyed wine fat ankles multi-billionaire
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Brother you are truly a board treasure
Lemon Aromatic Candlestick Maker
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wow, 180
copper tantric range persian
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speechless
sooty galvanic heaven
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lilac address
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HEALTHY
Soul-stirring Stage
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holy shit this is famous all over the internet
Sienna Sticky Sneaky Criminal Coffee Pot
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if somebody wiht musical skill did this properly and put it ...
Racy maize state
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cr. we have people who can do it too
Sienna Sticky Sneaky Criminal Coffee Pot
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Just went back and sang it with the song. 180 doesn't even s...
Honey-headed Nowag Selfie
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seriously. so incredible. 180 the way that some pieces o...
sooty galvanic heaven
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TOXIC FATALITY
Disrespectful chapel new version
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Slow clap 180 That's not scholarship .... Oh, but it is....
Internet-worthy yarmulke hall
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"UKIP, Duck Dynasty, Intersectionality " this par...
Henna Useless Brakes Brunch
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180, wholly fuck.
Glittery Bearded Church Building
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Pearly parlour
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LOL brother same here
Lemon Aromatic Candlestick Maker
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180
Titillating Insane Trust Fund
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rough-skinned legend point
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Mentally impaired theater stage black woman
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guy, i've been in the song-lyric-replacement game for like 6...
Black boistinker
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Multi-colored Mexican Pisswyrm
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I don't think OP understands that he is getting praise from ...
slate jap
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I understand now. Thank you, my emperor.
lilac address
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Fragrant Dun Trump Supporter Kitchen
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omfg askav u r 2 much
Mind-boggling green dilemma
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Multi-colored Mexican Pisswyrm
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Damn. I owe some phone numbers man. Really sorry I'm coming ...
Odious internal respiration
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Shaky Alcoholic House
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OH MY. that's 287934561972834698236819238492837463912
hot base
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18000
thriller location
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but xo assad is fine
Ungodly exhilarant box office crotch
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Geriatric Rehab Codepig
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OH GOD OH-
chrome rigpig
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Lemon Aromatic Candlestick Maker
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Post of year
Fragrant Dun Trump Supporter Kitchen
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Chubby chasers, Rob Lowe, Hating Charlie Hebdo This is on...
Fragrant Dun Trump Supporter Kitchen
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Lemon Aromatic Candlestick Maker
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that's the real art in doing these any ape can come up with...
Insecure Olive Water Buffalo
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Black boistinker
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This doesn't sound good bro. Nice effort. Good job though.
Lavender Office Tank
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frum heady bawdyhouse queen of the night
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It sounds like shit.
Lavender Office Tank
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Don't do this man.
Mind-boggling green dilemma
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You think that sounds good? I mean, hell of a lot of effo...
Lavender Office Tank
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Grow a beard.
Lemon Aromatic Candlestick Maker
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just shut up faggot, no one cares about you on xo or elsewhe...
Black boistinker
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it sounds like shit if you have a low auditory IQ and can't ...
submissive azn
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lol butthurt libfaggot ur done here
Racy maize state
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i've wondered from time to time what happened to the goatse....
Harsh jet corner
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shitlibs IRATE
Lemon Aromatic Candlestick Maker
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(contrarian queer)
Disrespectful chapel new version
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amber razzle-dazzle laser beams gas station
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Mind-boggling green dilemma
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This is one of the best things I have seen on the board in o...
Histrionic stage
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Top ten XO history. Will be remembered like Kirk Gibson in t...
Sadistic fantasy-prone piazza regret
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mildly autistic son of senegal nursing home
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nice. i hate the original song so don't really care to hear...
High-end sanctuary
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1800000000
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That's it, shut the forums down, we have reached the peak of...
Vigorous house-broken senate generalized bond
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poasting in an iconic thread
aphrodisiac autistic native knife
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not flame, a properly done recording of this posted to youtu...
Pearly parlour
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arousing metal keepsake machete
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floppy yapping site
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stimulating mauve property masturbator
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http://www.rooshvforum.com/thread-47199.html
cruel-hearted poppy telephone
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fucking lol This is from the AutoAdmit.com Web site and p...
Pearly parlour
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great, the last thing we need is more of these dudes around ...
submissive azn
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Pearly parlour
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Black boistinker
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someone poast this on a web forum for neoreactionary brandy ...
Racy maize state
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Big Seedy Stag Film National Security Agency
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I never thought earl's RSF parody would get topped. this is...
swashbuckling french tanning salon wagecucks
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link?
angry station
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http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&mc=1...
Glittery Bearded Church Building
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ty
angry station
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awesome. 180.
Marvelous Parlor Boiling Water
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one of the most hilarious things ive read on this shitsite. ...
Crusty pea-brained depressive
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180
Tripping place of business
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I am adding you to the xO Hall of Fame
pungent federal casino clown
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Hahah this is perfect. Lol @ the chorus
fighting brethren market
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hairraiser fishy messiness
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180
navy locale
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180 TRILLION POTUS OF POASTS /XO
frisky provocative plaza rigor
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supple misunderstood den
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180^180
bossy iridescent theatre quadroon
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Irradiated meetinghouse kitty cat
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lol good god
cracking ultramarine nibblets
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still perfect 1800000000000000000000
Trip lodge
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jade public bath circlehead
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perfect 180
sepia boyish gaping immigrant
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amber razzle-dazzle laser beams gas station
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My god.
apoplectic incel
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Harsh jet corner
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Hyperactive cuckoldry orchestra pit
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180
impressive contagious associate stock car
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grizzly cerebral trailer park
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41984645646461318479874619874634987461498494898 Not sure ...
dashing abode
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Spectacular Spruce Ticket Booth Toaster
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really ashamed that i haven't bumped this yet
Idiotic philosopher-king cruise ship
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maniacal useless school cafeteria prole
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Hyperactive cuckoldry orchestra pit
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smoky zippy hell
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Electric Antidepressant Drug
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wow this was right before xo trump
Salmon bateful hunting ground library
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What was here and why was it deleted?
Translucent Home
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why was this shitmodded? Mattress Girl, UVA, Rolling Ston...
Insanely creepy indian lodge
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Bull headed principal's office pocket flask
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What the fuck??
Electric Antidepressant Drug
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Geriatric Rehab Codepig
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slate jap
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Racy maize state
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UKIP, Duck Dynasty, Intersectionality LULZ i dont get ...
Racy maize state
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Benham bros are the two guys who had their HGTV series cance...
lilac address
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nah bro tesla and rob lowe need to cum out. there's so mcuh ...
Racy maize state
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If I replace Rob Lowe, it's gotta rhyme with "Hebdo&quo...
lilac address
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tbf, this is like me suggesting to michelangelo that his dep...
Racy maize state
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? doesn't show enough cock imo
painfully honest yellow lay reading party
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slate jap
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“ Tesla is less about the company itself and more how ...
Translucent Home
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keeps getting better
Blathering mischievous fortuitous meteor
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insult a gay borderline lay these are offensive; NOT okay
Henna Useless Brakes Brunch
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180
Doobsian love of her life
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cerise area
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surely an XO bro has enough vocal talent to record this
cerise area
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Where is Dennis when we need him?
dashing abode
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Racy maize state
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Black boistinker
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Black boistinker
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a certain late 80s billy joel tune rocketing to the top of i...
Racy maize state
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180
180 slippery striped hyena menage
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Dennis3, you'd better be recording this on vocaroo right now...
Carnelian preventive strike
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twinkling hospital
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Ungodly exhilarant box office crotch
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Fragrant Dun Trump Supporter Kitchen
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Titillating Insane Trust Fund
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lake offensive boltzmann party of the first part
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Black boistinker
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Sienna Sticky Sneaky Criminal Coffee Pot
  05/05/15
you can get the rap song made for $5 here https://www.fiv...
Vivacious Step-uncle's House Dingle Berry
  05/05/15
im tellin u we need to get darnell or whats his name - that ...
Racy maize state
  05/05/15
LOL cr. what's his link again?
Vivacious Step-uncle's House Dingle Berry
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This guy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miO8DPjSf78
Glittery Bearded Church Building
  05/06/15
yes! here's him https://www.fiverr.com/greatgigsguy3/do-a...
Vivacious Step-uncle's House Dingle Berry
  05/06/15
Great job matching up the rhyme scheme and syllables. Only ...
Marvelous Parlor Boiling Water
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bro, when you started getting hot in song lyrics, i did my d...
Black boistinker
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Concupiscible saffron forum potus
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He is deserving of multiple 180's. This is very creative, d...
Marvelous Parlor Boiling Water
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you are right about American sniper, too i'd go with Justin...
arousing metal keepsake machete
  05/06/15
My thoughts re: American Sniper: -I really wanted it incl...
lilac address
  05/06/15
Oh I don't mean rhyming with the old lyrics. I feel like ...
Marvelous Parlor Boiling Water
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g 1:20 i think s...
arousing metal keepsake machete
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which is weird, because he doesn't use the rhyming scheme wi...
Marvelous Parlor Boiling Water
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The time they first air it will be one of the greatest momen...
Effete ruddy french chef
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(Brett Favre)
Harsh jet corner
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...
Mint slimy temple pozpig
  05/06/15
screaming lols 180
angry station
  05/06/15
180 verses, but chorus is a bit lazy in comparison.
self-centered dysfunction
  05/06/15
sup tucker
Razzmatazz Digit Ratio Dragon
  05/06/15
lol
Sienna Sticky Sneaky Criminal Coffee Pot
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...
Black boistinker
  05/06/15
I pray that this song will be blaring from the speakers at n...
Histrionic stage
  05/06/15
LJL Jeb Bush?
Jet-lagged Curious Partner National
  02/10/17
JEB
Spectacular Spruce Ticket Booth Toaster
  05/30/20
i logged in for this. have a 180.
Comical maroon mood
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Black boistinker
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Titillating Insane Trust Fund
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...
pungent federal casino clown
  09/21/17
It's too bad catcalling wasn't included. I guess "yes a...
Glittery Bearded Church Building
  05/06/15
lol. catcalling should definitely be added
Vivacious Step-uncle's House Dingle Berry
  05/06/15
Cat calls, ISIS tanks, Mosul falls, Big banks, Bernie's in...
Adventurous rose toilet seat double fault
  05/06/15
Yeah leave this to the pros brother
Racy maize state
  05/08/15
never forget
Black boistinker
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...
Adventurous rose toilet seat double fault
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lilac address
  05/07/15
is someone gonna sing it with "shitlibs" in the ch...
Carnelian preventive strike
  05/07/15
Sorry man, but I can't sell that part. That's life.
lilac address
  05/07/15
you'll need a writer's edition that includes shitlibs it's ...
arousing metal keepsake machete
  05/14/15
that one fraud from OWS - "that's the bank that took my...
sooty galvanic heaven
  05/07/15
http://blakespajamas.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/pjboy.jp...
Insecure Olive Water Buffalo
  05/11/15
Pajama Boy is a line in the song, virtually impossible he's ...
lilac address
  05/11/15
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/013/022/Naa...
Insecure Olive Water Buffalo
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fiercely-loyal wrinkle
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fiercely-loyal wrinkle
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Black boistinker
  05/14/15
...
Mint slimy temple pozpig
  05/20/15
no one recorded this yet?
cerise area
  05/20/15
Don't sweat it man, it's coming.
lilac address
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...
Mint slimy temple pozpig
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...
talented factory reset button
  05/20/15
Putting Mattress Girl as the first item proved to be a fortu...
lilac address
  05/20/15
1800000000000000000000
Lemon Aromatic Candlestick Maker
  05/25/15
fatal flaw with the song is that new shitlib stuff comes up ...
Harsh jet corner
  07/24/15
Also Rachel Dolezal would be a necessity in an updated versi...
lilac address
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yeah, this isn't a fatal flaw, it's job security radio show...
arousing metal keepsake machete
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...
Racy maize state
  07/09/15
Whatever happened to Glen Beck or necktie guy making this in...
pungent federal casino clown
  07/09/15
We need to get this in Trump's hands
fuchsia gunner mad cow disease
  07/09/15
but he doesn't have the money to do it right
arousing metal keepsake machete
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Doobsian love of her life
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Racy maize state
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Electric Antidepressant Drug
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Histrionic stage
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earls best work
Sable hilarious business firm
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Judgmental outnumbered theater tattoo
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Electric Antidepressant Drug
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Racy maize state
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Racy maize state
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plum charismatic genital piercing
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Embarrassed To The Bone Gay Wizard
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Histrionic stage
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What else do you have to say
Histrionic stage
  05/23/16
It's actually pretty incredible to think of how many things ...
lilac address
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...
Racy maize state
  05/23/16
how do we rhyme trigglypuff
Sienna Sticky Sneaky Criminal Coffee Pot
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second cousin's muff
Racy maize state
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Electric Antidepressant Drug
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Sienna Sticky Sneaky Criminal Coffee Pot
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How am I just now looking at this for the first time? I f...
Turquoise Pit Main People
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Histrionic stage
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Electric Antidepressant Drug
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Mint slimy temple pozpig
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Stirring stubborn ceo puppy
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Jfc can someone just make this into a song? Can't cost more ...
cream garrison elastic band
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Histrionic stage
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Histrionic stage
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grizzly cerebral trailer park
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Crawly Laughsome Center
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Racy maize state
  07/06/17
barely over 2 years since the op and charles could come up w...
arousing metal keepsake machete
  07/07/17
It really is something of a time capsule. The Trump run tota...
lilac address
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Racy maize state
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Hyperactive cuckoldry orchestra pit
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Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author: Racy maize state

Edit on 7/10/2022 bc some shitmod fucked this thread

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Date: July 10th, 2022 1:20 PM

Author: Slippin' Jimmy (gunneratttt)

found it repoasted elsewhere

Mattress Girl, UVA, Rolling Stone, Mike Sam’s Gay

Jena Six, Duke Lacrosse, Jameis Winston’s ho

Trayvon Martin, Zimmerman, Eric Garner, Ferguson

Bradley Manning, Chelsea Manning, GMO’s must go

Sandra Fluke, slut walks, Larry Summers, girls with cocks

Fracking, Occupy, Tookie Williams shouldn’t die

Pussy Riot, Ray Rice, Getting fat is not a vice

Macklemore, Wendy Davis, Citizen’s United

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Lena Dunham, Ezra Klein, Upworthy, Assad’s fine

Brokeback Mountain, Hashtags, “Legitimate Rape.”

Benham brothers, Black brunch, GamerGate, Credit crunch

Sa-Lon-Dot-Com, Proposition 8

Die-ins, Redskins, ‘Release SeaWorld’s dolphins'

Donald Sterling, Carbon tax, Abolish every all-male frat,

Gitmo, Istanbul, Hands Up, Don’t Shoot

Safe space, Affleck’s Face, “American Sniper”

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Brendan Eich can go to Hell, Roger Goodell’s NFL

Tesla, Pajama Boy, ‘I Need Feminism...’ Signs

Strap-Ons, Hybrid Cars, Berkeley race wars

Mugging victims shouldn’t fight, ‘Let’s hope the Boston Bomber’s white’

Hobby Lobby, “Milk,” “Her”, Fake receipts from Dayna

Boycotting Ender, Facebook’s fifty genders

UKIP, Duck Dynasty, Intersectionality

Chubby chasers, Rob Lowe, Hating Charlie Hebdo

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Koch brothers, Adelson, Drones bombing Pakistan

#YesAllWomen, Scott Walker’s Act Ten

"Dear White People”, Tasers are too lethal

Transracial otherkin, Tim Tebow shouldn’t win

RuPaul, Keystone X, 6-year-olds can change their sex

Chik-fil-a, not okay, what else do I have to say

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Wise Latinas, Vaccines, Paul Lepage’s Vaseline

Rim jobs, Laverne Cox, Bridgegate, Murdoch

Kick Jews out of Palestine, Obama gets a Peace Prize

Nuke concessions to Iran, London is Afghanistan

Fetuses are not alive, College rape is one in five

Student debt, control rents, cis, trans, The One Percent

Homophobes can’t own a store, B’More’s under martial law

Never-ending trigger warns, I can't take it anymore

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

But when the West is gone

Will they still burn on, and on, and on, and on

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27792577)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:55 AM
Author: Racy maize state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27853046)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 6:41 PM
Author: Racy maize state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#28056617)



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Date: August 7th, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: Racy maize state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#28502218)



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Racy maize state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#30543980)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author: lilac address

Honestly, we probably have enough lib meltdowns from the past 15 years or so to totally rewrite that song.

Somebody get Earl on it.

That said, I think I preferred "Chik-fil-a, not okay! What else do I have to say!" for that part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27792583)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 11:56 AM
Author: Racy maize state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27792646)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 12:19 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Stage

someone should improve this...

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854506&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27792842)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Stage

do i get even 0.1% of the credit for originating this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27824975)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 2:12 AM
Author: Racy maize state

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27831792)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 2:19 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Stage

*sues for royalties*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27831816)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 12:11 PM
Author: Drunken Locus

This has potential

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27792786)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 12:12 PM
Author: Fragrant Dun Trump Supporter Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27792791)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 12:14 PM
Author: Unholy police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27792808)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: Racy maize state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27795513)



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Date: May 2nd, 2015 4:47 PM
Author: Racy maize state

Summon: earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27808439)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 12:08 PM
Author: lilac address

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27818878)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 12:09 PM
Author: Pearly parlour

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27818886)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 12:11 PM
Author: Vivacious Step-uncle's House Dingle Berry

180000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27818893)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 12:12 PM
Author: motley twisted shitlib

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27818899)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 12:13 PM
Author: Insecure Olive Water Buffalo

ho lee fuk 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27818904)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: Honey-headed Nowag Selfie

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27818918)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: Mint slimy temple pozpig

180!!!1!!!!!!111111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27818986)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Drunken Locus

Poast of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27818994)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 12:59 PM
Author: lilac address

ty man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27819273)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 1:13 PM
Author: Insecure Olive Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27819398)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 4th, 2015 4:30 PM
Author: Lemon Aromatic Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27820754)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 4th, 2015 11:54 PM
Author: Appetizing gaming laptop whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27824317)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: frum heady bawdyhouse queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27824347)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:35 AM
Author: Multi-colored Mexican Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27825072)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:52 AM
Author: Black boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27825166)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 7:14 AM
Author: Fragrant Dun Trump Supporter Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27825829)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: stimulating mauve property masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27831844)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Gay Wizard

In retrospect it really was POTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#30532741)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Magenta Kitty Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27818997)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Harsh jet corner

ho lee fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27819038)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 12:30 PM
Author: floppy yapping site

180 as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27819044)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 12:34 PM
Author: Drunken Locus

This is terrible and not even funny

(Benzo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27819071)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: cruel-hearted poppy telephone

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27819362)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 1:15 PM
Author: bright shrine

Read this R.E.M. End of the World style

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27819415)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 4:30 PM
Author: Lemon Aromatic Candlestick Maker

LOL this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27820752)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Titillating Insane Trust Fund

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27824824)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: arousing metal keepsake machete

unless you want to have this posted around the web as Guy with PhD in community research on rape culture(CharlesXII), you just outed this moniker and need a new one because you should get it attributed to your real name

it's not all perfect, but damn there are some good ones

Die-ins, Redskins, ‘Release SeaWorld’s dolphins'

Mugging victims shouldn’t fight, ‘Let’s hope the Boston Bomber’s white’

Fetuses are not alive, College rape is one in five

Student debt, control rents, cis, trans, The One Percent

Never-ending trigger warns, I can't take it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27819443)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 1:21 PM
Author: lilac address

TBH I thought about this, but figured that any place that was ballsy enough to publish/make a parody video out of it would be sufficiently non-prestigious that I'd be content with the authorship being anonymous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27819466)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 1:21 PM
Author: Opaque bespoke skinny woman stain

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27819462)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: Racy maize state

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Date: July 10th, 2022 1:20 PM

Author: Slippin' Jimmy (gunneratttt)

found it repoasted elsewhere

Mattress Girl, UVA, Rolling Stone, Mike Sam’s Gay

Jena Six, Duke Lacrosse, Jameis Winston’s ho

Trayvon Martin, Zimmerman, Eric Garner, Ferguson

Bradley Manning, Chelsea Manning, GMO’s must go

Sandra Fluke, slut walks, Larry Summers, girls with cocks

Fracking, Occupy, Tookie Williams shouldn’t die

Pussy Riot, Ray Rice, Getting fat is not a vice

Macklemore, Wendy Davis, Citizen’s United

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Lena Dunham, Ezra Klein, Upworthy, Assad’s fine

Brokeback Mountain, Hashtags, “Legitimate Rape.”

Benham brothers, Black brunch, GamerGate, Credit crunch

Sa-Lon-Dot-Com, Proposition 8

Die-ins, Redskins, ‘Release SeaWorld’s dolphins'

Donald Sterling, Carbon tax, Abolish every all-male frat,

Gitmo, Istanbul, Hands Up, Don’t Shoot

Safe space, Affleck’s Face, “American Sniper”

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Brendan Eich can go to Hell, Roger Goodell’s NFL

Tesla, Pajama Boy, ‘I Need Feminism...’ Signs

Strap-Ons, Hybrid Cars, Berkeley race wars

Mugging victims shouldn’t fight, ‘Let’s hope the Boston Bomber’s white’

Hobby Lobby, “Milk,” “Her”, Fake receipts from Dayna

Boycotting Ender, Facebook’s fifty genders

UKIP, Duck Dynasty, Intersectionality

Chubby chasers, Rob Lowe, Hating Charlie Hebdo

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Koch brothers, Adelson, Drones bombing Pakistan

#YesAllWomen, Scott Walker’s Act Ten

"Dear White People”, Tasers are too lethal

Transracial otherkin, Tim Tebow shouldn’t win

RuPaul, Keystone X, 6-year-olds can change their sex

Chik-fil-a, not okay, what else do I have to say

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Wise Latinas, Vaccines, Paul Lepage’s Vaseline

Rim jobs, Laverne Cox, Bridgegate, Murdoch

Kick Jews out of Palestine, Obama gets a Peace Prize

Nuke concessions to Iran, London is Afghanistan

Fetuses are not alive, College rape is one in five

Student debt, control rents, cis, trans, The One Percent

Homophobes can’t own a store, B’More’s under martial law

Never-ending trigger warns, I can't take it anymore

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

But when the West is gone

Will they still burn on, and on, and on, and on

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27819518)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 1:31 PM
Author: gay talking space

6'4"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27819538)



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Date: July 17th, 2019 7:21 PM
Author: up-to-no-good athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#38547769)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 1:32 PM
Author: Racy maize state

recommend listen to the original in the bg: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27819546)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 1:41 PM
Author: lilac address

He's a karaoke version as well:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k52H9p9QF6k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27819627)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: Cordovan school

holy fuck, how long did this take you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27819555)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 1:40 PM
Author: lilac address

A few hours, I guess. I did most of it in a fit of inspiration on Friday night and then finished some of the harder parts on Saturday. I'm not much of a poet so getting the syllables and rhymes to match up reasonable well was a lot harder than coming up with events to add. BWP and mittwillard helped me out a bit, so be sure to give them a couple 180s too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27819616)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 1:42 PM
Author: Racy maize state

just read it in tandem with the original song. fucking brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27819636)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: godawful institution

BWP? i haven't seen him in ages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27819658)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: lilac address

He created a pumo alt, I think. I think DVP was stalking him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27819686)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Beady-eyed wine fat ankles multi-billionaire

you did a good job, a lot of the couplets match up brilliantly well against the meter, and the ones that don't can always be read in a way that works even if you have to think about it a little.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27819994)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 4:29 PM
Author: lilac address

TY man. The only one I'm pretty unsatisfied with is "fake receipts from Dayna" (which replaced "space monkey, mafia"). I really wanted to include the whole lib outrage over faked racist/anti-gay receipts but it was hard to say it in relatively few syllables and have it rhyme with anything. Fortunately, "mafia" was one of the few lines with no rhymes, but it still comes out awkwardly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27820748)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 11:40 PM
Author: arousing metal keepsake machete

there has to be some middle eastern word or city that can match up with mafia

hell, call it benghazia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27824225)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:21 AM
Author: Black boistinker

you did so little violence to the musicality and meter of the words while still retaining the relational structure of the concepts, and the sheer density of the references without one seeming out of place, i mean, it's a goddamn xo masterwork bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27824990)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 7:13 AM
Author: Fragrant Dun Trump Supporter Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27825826)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 5:18 PM
Author: submissive azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27828364)



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Date: May 11th, 2015 2:50 AM
Author: hot base

hear hear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27865044)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: arousing metal keepsake machete

as i was trying to think of rhymes with mafia last night

and realize now that i misunderstood you

i did come up with one worth considering

i can't take it anymore matches up with

social justice warrior

anyway, it's good to have some subtle ones in there. i didn't know what fake receipts from Dayna meant, but once you do, it's a keeper.

do some revisions and get this sucker on youtube. soon.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27827172)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:03 PM
Author: Henna Useless Brakes Brunch

for that one, how about

"your tip is 'pray away'"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27827280)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:16 AM
Author: Black boistinker

strong work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27824961)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: Balding drab stead

ADVERTISING SPACE FOR SALE IN WHAT WILL SURELY BE A 300+ THREAD

Make me an offer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27819659)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 4:36 PM
Author: Lemon Aromatic Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27820789)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:56 AM
Author: Multi-colored Mexican Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27825193)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 7:16 AM
Author: Fragrant Dun Trump Supporter Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27825832)



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Date: November 3rd, 2022 4:01 PM
Author: rambunctious crackhouse doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#45431483)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 1:59 PM
Author: Ivory Blood Rage Field

madre de dios

180 trillion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27819766)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 2:06 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27819812)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 2:11 PM
Author: Flatulent milky church mad-dog skullcap

180 quadrillon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27819836)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 2:17 PM
Author: Tan hissy fit resort

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27819879)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 2:26 PM
Author: wonderful karate

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27819922)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: Beady-eyed wine fat ankles multi-billionaire

180 trillion billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27819969)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 4:31 PM
Author: Lemon Aromatic Candlestick Maker

Brother you are truly a board treasure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27820762)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 4:37 PM
Author: copper tantric range persian

wow, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27820801)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 5:55 PM
Author: sooty galvanic heaven

speechless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27821323)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 6:00 PM
Author: lilac address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27821368)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 11:35 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Stage

HEALTHY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27824185)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 11:41 PM
Author: Sienna Sticky Sneaky Criminal Coffee Pot

holy shit this is famous all over the internet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27824238)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 11:46 PM
Author: Racy maize state

if somebody wiht musical skill did this properly and put it on youtube it would go viral big time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27824267)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 11:50 PM
Author: Sienna Sticky Sneaky Criminal Coffee Pot

cr. we have people who can do it too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27824298)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 11:44 PM
Author: Honey-headed Nowag Selfie

Just went back and sang it with the song. 180 doesn't even scratch the surface.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27824253)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: sooty galvanic heaven

seriously. so incredible.

180 the way that some pieces of the real lyrics are spliced in with the parody, which I think is a key element to call you back to the original.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27826530)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 11:45 PM
Author: Disrespectful chapel new version

TOXIC FATALITY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27824261)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: Internet-worthy yarmulke hall

Slow clap 180

That's not scholarship ....

Oh, but it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27824401)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: Henna Useless Brakes Brunch

"UKIP, Duck Dynasty, Intersectionality "

this particular one is so flawless i cried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27824431)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: Glittery Bearded Church Building

180, wholly fuck.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27824461)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: Pearly parlour

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27824816)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:44 AM
Author: Lemon Aromatic Candlestick Maker

LOL brother same here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27825477)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:00 AM
Author: Titillating Insane Trust Fund

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27824836)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: rough-skinned legend point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27824938)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: Mentally impaired theater stage black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27824946)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:14 AM
Author: Black boistinker

guy, i've been in the song-lyric-replacement game for like 6 years, probably the best ever to do it

this is fucking incredible, better than anything i or anyone else on this board have ever done, and we should all be humbled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27824953)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Multi-colored Mexican Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27825099)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 7:45 AM
Author: slate jap

I don't think OP understands that he is getting praise from Caesar right here and that is tragic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27825860)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 8:48 AM
Author: lilac address

I understand now. Thank you, my emperor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27825977)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:12 PM
Author: Fragrant Dun Trump Supporter Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27826709)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 11:33 AM
Author: Mind-boggling green dilemma

omfg askav u r 2 much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27826545)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: Multi-colored Mexican Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27825058)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:36 AM
Author: Odious internal respiration

Damn. I owe some phone numbers man. Really sorry I'm coming up short there.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27825079)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:45 AM
Author: Shaky Alcoholic House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27825132)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:55 AM
Author: hot base

OH MY. that's 287934561972834698236819238492837463912

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27825189)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:16 AM
Author: thriller location

18000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27825295)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:26 AM
Author: Ungodly exhilarant box office crotch

but xo assad is fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27825348)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:32 AM
Author: Geriatric Rehab Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27825389)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 7:06 AM
Author: chrome rigpig

OH GOD OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27825822)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:14 PM
Author: Lemon Aromatic Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27826715)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 7:12 AM
Author: Fragrant Dun Trump Supporter Kitchen

Post of year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27825824)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 7:16 AM
Author: Fragrant Dun Trump Supporter Kitchen

Chubby chasers, Rob Lowe, Hating Charlie Hebdo

This is one of the many moments in the song that doesn't just work on its own merits but as a series of clever references to the original lyrics. This is just brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27825831)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: Lemon Aromatic Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27826716)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Insecure Olive Water Buffalo

that's the real art in doing these

any ape can come up with rhymes to fit the meter, matching the ideas behind the words separates wheat from chaff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27826797)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 5:45 PM
Author: Black boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27828527)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 11:23 AM
Author: Lavender Office Tank

This doesn't sound good bro. Nice effort. Good job though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27826506)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 11:23 AM
Author: frum heady bawdyhouse queen of the night

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27826510)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 11:24 AM
Author: Lavender Office Tank

It sounds like shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27826515)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: Mind-boggling green dilemma

Don't do this man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27826518)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Lavender Office Tank

You think that sounds good?

I mean, hell of a lot of effort and good references, but sounds like shit. Sing it in your head bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27826531)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:16 PM
Author: Lemon Aromatic Candlestick Maker

Grow a beard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27826720)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: Black boistinker

just shut up faggot, no one cares about you on xo or elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27827202)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 5:16 PM
Author: submissive azn

it sounds like shit if you have a low auditory IQ and can't figure out the right way to arrange the words against the meter in your head (lifehack: there are always multiple ways to match up words against meter).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27828352)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 3:03 AM
Author: Racy maize state

lol butthurt libfaggot ur done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27831885)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Harsh jet corner

i've wondered from time to time what happened to the goatse.cx guy. guess i don't have to any more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27834787)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: Lemon Aromatic Candlestick Maker

shitlibs IRATE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27826717)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 5:54 PM
Author: Disrespectful chapel new version

(contrarian queer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27828599)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 11:23 AM
Author: amber razzle-dazzle laser beams gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27826511)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 11:23 AM
Author: Mind-boggling green dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27826513)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 11:42 AM
Author: Histrionic stage

This is one of the best things I have seen on the board in over a decade

The way the parody lyrics match up with the real ones is unbelievable

I am in awe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27826591)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 11:49 AM
Author: Sadistic fantasy-prone piazza regret

Top ten XO history. Will be remembered like Kirk Gibson in the '88 World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27826619)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 11:49 AM
Author: mildly autistic son of senegal nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27826622)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 11:50 AM
Author: High-end sanctuary

nice. i hate the original song so don't really care to hear a parody of it, but this is a great effort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27826625)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 11:55 AM
Author: razzle topaz university

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27826633)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 11:57 AM
Author: Vigorous house-broken senate generalized bond

That's it, shut the forums down, we have reached the peak of our craft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27826643)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: aphrodisiac autistic native knife

poasting in an iconic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27826734)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: Pearly parlour

not flame, a properly done recording of this posted to youtube would be all over every right wing boomer email forward, and would probably get played on Hannity and Rush shows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27826893)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: arousing metal keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27827177)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: floppy yapping site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27827184)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 2:41 AM
Author: stimulating mauve property masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27831851)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: cruel-hearted poppy telephone

http://www.rooshvforum.com/thread-47199.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27827175)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:47 PM
Author: Pearly parlour

fucking lol

This is from the AutoAdmit.com Web site and posted today by someone who bills himself as "Guy with PhD in community research on rape culture (CharlesXII)."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27827193)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 5:17 PM
Author: submissive azn

great, the last thing we need is more of these dudes around here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27828354)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 5:20 PM
Author: Pearly parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27828379)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 5:47 PM
Author: Black boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27828540)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: Racy maize state

someone poast this on a web forum for neoreactionary brandy melville models. thx.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27830305)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 5:54 PM
Author: Big Seedy Stag Film National Security Agency

99478945768457698457684568945

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27828593)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 6:43 PM
Author: swashbuckling french tanning salon wagecucks

I never thought earl's RSF parody would get topped. this is a fucking monster, one of the greatest posts ever on the bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27828850)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 3:15 PM
Author: angry station

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27834439)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 3:22 PM
Author: Glittery Bearded Church Building

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&mc=137&forum_id=2#26703543

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27834494)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 3:25 PM
Author: angry station

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27834505)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 6:57 PM
Author: Marvelous Parlor Boiling Water

awesome. 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27828878)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 7:04 PM
Author: Crusty pea-brained depressive

one of the most hilarious things ive read on this shitsite. im in stitches. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27828901)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 7:16 PM
Author: Tripping place of business

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27828946)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 7:23 PM
Author: pungent federal casino clown

I am adding you to the xO Hall of Fame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27828968)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: fighting brethren market

Hahah this is perfect. Lol @ the chorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27830299)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: hairraiser fishy messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27834841)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: navy locale

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27837698)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: frisky provocative plaza rigor

180 TRILLION

POTUS OF POASTS

/XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27838213)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:18 PM
Author: supple misunderstood den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27856391)



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Date: May 11th, 2015 7:13 AM
Author: bossy iridescent theatre quadroon

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27865473)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 10:29 PM
Author: Irradiated meetinghouse kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#28295391)



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Date: July 22nd, 2015 11:20 PM
Author: cracking ultramarine nibblets

lol good god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#28393475)



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Date: October 24th, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: Trip lodge

still perfect 1800000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#29034213)



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Date: November 24th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: jade public bath circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#29242272)



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Date: November 24th, 2015 5:54 PM
Author: sepia boyish gaping immigrant

perfect 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#29246082)



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Date: December 9th, 2015 8:30 PM
Author: amber razzle-dazzle laser beams gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#29345733)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: apoplectic incel

My god.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#30418687)



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Date: June 23rd, 2016 10:52 AM
Author: Harsh jet corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#30770269)



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Date: December 10th, 2016 5:55 AM
Author: Hyperactive cuckoldry orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#32102477)



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Date: December 10th, 2016 10:15 AM
Author: impressive contagious associate stock car

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#32102928)



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Date: December 10th, 2016 10:27 AM
Author: grizzly cerebral trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#32102971)



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Date: July 6th, 2017 10:53 PM
Author: dashing abode

41984645646461318479874619874634987461498494898

Not sure how I missed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#33719509)



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Date: July 6th, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: Spectacular Spruce Ticket Booth Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#33719661)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:54 PM
Author: Idiotic philosopher-king cruise ship

really ashamed that i haven't bumped this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#33813637)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 12:28 AM
Author: maniacal useless school cafeteria prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#34507110)



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Date: May 2nd, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: Hyperactive cuckoldry orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#35966336)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 5:50 PM
Author: smoky zippy hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#37995217)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 5:59 PM
Author: Electric Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#37995285)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 4:00 PM
Author: Salmon bateful hunting ground library

wow this was right before xo trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#38292536)



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Date: December 17th, 2021 2:27 AM
Author: Translucent Home

What was here and why was it deleted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#43623633)



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Date: July 10th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: Insanely creepy indian lodge

why was this shitmodded?

Mattress Girl, UVA, Rolling Stone, Mike Sam’s Gay

Jena Six, Duke Lacrosse, Jameis Winston’s ho

Trayvon Martin, Zimmerman, Eric Garner, Ferguson

Bradley Manning, Chelsea Manning, GMO’s must go

Sandra Fluke, slut walks, Larry Summers, girls with cocks

Fracking, Occupy, Tookie Williams shouldn’t die

Pussy Riot, Ray Rice, Getting fat is not a vice

Macklemore, Wendy Davis, Citizen’s United

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Lena Dunham, Ezra Klein, Upworthy, Assad’s fine

Brokeback Mountain, Hashtags, “Legitimate Rape.”

Benham brothers, Black brunch, GamerGate, Credit crunch

Sa-Lon-Dot-Com, Proposition 8

Die-ins, Redskins, ‘Release SeaWorld’s dolphins'

Donald Sterling, Carbon tax, Abolish every all-male frat,

Gitmo, Istanbul, Hands Up, Don’t Shoot

Safe space, Affleck’s Face, “American Sniper”

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Brendan Eich can go to Hell, Roger Goodell’s NFL

Tesla, Pajama Boy, ‘I Need Feminism...’ Signs

Strap-Ons, Hybrid Cars, Berkeley race wars

Mugging victims shouldn’t fight, ‘Let’s hope the Boston Bomber’s white’

Hobby Lobby, “Milk,” “Her”, Fake receipts from Dayna

Boycotting Ender, Facebook’s fifty genders

UKIP, Duck Dynasty, Intersectionality

Chubby chasers, Rob Lowe, Hating Charlie Hebdo

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Koch brothers, Adelson, Drones bombing Pakistan

#YesAllWomen, Scott Walker’s Act Ten

"Dear White People”, Tasers are too lethal

Transracial otherkin, Tim Tebow shouldn’t win

RuPaul, Keystone X, 6-year-olds can change their sex

Chik-fil-a, not okay, what else do I have to say

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Wise Latinas, Vaccines, Paul Lepage’s Vaseline

Rim jobs, Laverne Cox, Bridgegate, Murdoch

Kick Jews out of Palestine, Obama gets a Peace Prize

Nuke concessions to Iran, London is Afghanistan

Fetuses are not alive, College rape is one in five

Student debt, control rents, cis, trans, The One Percent

Homophobes can’t own a store, B’More’s under martial law

Never-ending trigger warns, I can't take it anymore

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

But when the West is gone

Will they still burn on, and on, and on, and on

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#44826042)



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Date: July 11th, 2022 12:36 AM
Author: Bull headed principal's office pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#44829502)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: Electric Antidepressant Drug

What the fuck??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#48986354)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 1:41 PM
Author: Geriatric Rehab Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27819622)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 5:51 PM
Author: slate jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27821276)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 11:34 PM
Author: Racy maize state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27824173)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 11:48 PM
Author: Racy maize state

UKIP, Duck Dynasty, Intersectionality

LULZ

i dont get why tesla and rob lowe are on there tho.

sadly, i only didnt know ONE reference (benham brothers or whatever)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27824280)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: lilac address

Benham bros are the two guys who had their HGTV series canceled for opposing gay marriage.

Tesla is less about the company itself and more how it's a bit of a lib fad to love them and worship Elon Musk.

Rob Lowe was suggested by a friend and I confess not totally being sure why he fits either, although I think the DirecTV ads got bashed because some of the alternate Rob Lowes are offensive or something stupid. I didn't question it because the rhyme with "hating Charlie Hebdo" is perfect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27824387)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: Racy maize state

nah bro tesla and rob lowe need to cum out. there's so mcuh fucking shitlib bs in obama's america they can be replaced with

and im going to vomit - wish i had not known what benham bros were. (i remember them now)

edit: may i suggest "tax day" in place of "rob lowe"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27824421)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: lilac address

If I replace Rob Lowe, it's gotta rhyme with "Hebdo" to preserve the rhyme. Also, I already have a Boston bombing reference and want to avoid repeats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27824851)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:06 AM
Author: Racy maize state

tbf, this is like me suggesting to michelangelo that his depiction of adam and eve on the sistine chapel fresco shows a tad too much cock. not even an issue breh.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/07/CAPPELLA_SISTINA_Ceiling.jpg (40% over and 40% down if your curious)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27824873)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:54 AM
Author: painfully honest yellow lay reading party

? doesn't show enough cock imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27825187)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: slate jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27825861)



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Date: December 17th, 2021 2:28 AM
Author: Translucent Home

“ Tesla is less about the company itself and more how it's a bit of a lib fad to love them and worship Elon Musk.”

Lol,how times have changed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#43623634)



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Date: September 17th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: Blathering mischievous fortuitous meteor

keeps getting better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#49277232)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Henna Useless Brakes Brunch

insult a gay

borderline lay

these are offensive; NOT okay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27824417)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Doobsian love of her life

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27824419)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:14 AM
Author: cerise area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27824442)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: cerise area

surely an XO bro has enough vocal talent to record this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27824457)



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Date: July 6th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: dashing abode

Where is Dennis when we need him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#33719618)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:54 AM
Author: Racy maize state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27824790)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:31 AM
Author: Black boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27825054)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: Black boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27825145)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:52 AM
Author: Racy maize state

a certain late 80s billy joel tune rocketing to the top of itunes most purchased songs why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27825172)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:54 AM
Author: 180 slippery striped hyena menage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27825184)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Carnelian preventive strike

Dennis3, you'd better be recording this on vocaroo right now you son of a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27825253)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:12 AM
Author: twinkling hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27825277)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:33 AM
Author: Ungodly exhilarant box office crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27825396)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 7:13 AM
Author: Fragrant Dun Trump Supporter Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27825827)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: Titillating Insane Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27826544)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 4:53 AM
Author: lake offensive boltzmann party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27825745)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Black boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27827214)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:57 PM
Author: Sienna Sticky Sneaky Criminal Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27827243)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: Vivacious Step-uncle's House Dingle Berry

you can get the rap song made for $5 here

https://www.fiverr.com/search/gigs?utf8=%E2%9C%93&search_in=everywhere&query=rap&x=0&y=0&page=1&layout=auto

SOMEONE DO IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27828401)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: Racy maize state

im tellin u we need to get darnell or whats his name - that african dood - to sing it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27830311)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: Vivacious Step-uncle's House Dingle Berry

LOL cr. what's his link again?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27833661)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 1:40 PM
Author: Glittery Bearded Church Building

This guy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miO8DPjSf78

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27833671)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: Vivacious Step-uncle's House Dingle Berry

yes! here's him

https://www.fiverr.com/greatgigsguy3/do-a-testimonial-video-at-my-desk-with-monitor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27834867)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 7:54 PM
Author: Marvelous Parlor Boiling Water

Great job matching up the rhyme scheme and syllables. Only suggestion I have if you are going to make this a real song anbd make money off it is to replace "American Sniper" with something else.

The original song verse:

"Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team

Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland

Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Khrushchev

Princess Grace, Peyton Place, Trouble in the Suez"

and yours:

Die-ins, Redskins, ‘Release SeaWorld’s dolphins'

Donald Sterling, Carbon tax, Abolish every all-male frat,

Gitmo, Istanbul, Hands Up, Don’t Shoot

Safe space, Affleck’s Face, “American Sniper”

I think you need a word that either sort of rhymes with shoot or ace. Most likely the latter, though Suez is kind of a mash between the chev and ace sound.

I suggest either: "tinder message van der sloot"

or maybe the entire last line to:

"Safe Space, Jenner's Face, Penis in the wrong place!"

which loses Affleck, who is not that important, and creates a double entendre for Jenner since his penis is misplaced and also he may be taking dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27829111)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 10:29 PM
Author: Black boistinker

bro, when you started getting hot in song lyrics, i did my duty and 180'd you. don't be a zoolander. guy with a phd. is hansel, and he's so hot right now. step aside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27830283)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: Concupiscible saffron forum potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27833696)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 1:56 PM
Author: Marvelous Parlor Boiling Water

He is deserving of multiple 180's. This is very creative, done, very well and is much harder and better done than the parodies I've done. But if he wants to make money off of this, I have a humble suggestion as to one verse!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27833797)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: arousing metal keepsake machete

you are right about American sniper, too

i'd go with Justin Bieber's so cute over van der sloot

whatever. this guy really needs to out himself and make some money. it's great, but that doesn't mean it can't be better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27834242)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: lilac address

My thoughts re: American Sniper:

-I really wanted it included somehow, because the recent backlash to it has been both hilarious and pathetic

-I wanted to preserve rhymes for the sake of the song sounding good. However, I'm not as concerned with having the new lyrics actually rhyme with the old ones. It's nice if it happens, but not essential.

-There's a handful of times where the original song doesn't rhyme, and "trouble in the Suez" is one of them. I used those opportunities to fit in things that weren't working well elsewhere, and American Sniper fit the bill, imo.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27834465)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Marvelous Parlor Boiling Water

Oh I don't mean rhyming with the old lyrics.

I feel like Trouble in the Suez rhymes with Doris Day, given the way Joel sings the "ez" syllable.

It also kind of rhymes with Khrushchev.

No need to rhyme perfectly since he kind of does what he wants in those last lines, but following the "ay" sound with an "er" seems a little jarring.

In any event 180 job - I wish I could think of that many cultural references to put in a parody.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27834508)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 3:36 PM
Author: arousing metal keepsake machete

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g

1:20

i think suez is to rhyme with khrushchev

American sniper just needs to be worked in somewhere else

i'm not a fan of the original song, but this shit is great



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27834595)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: Marvelous Parlor Boiling Water

which is weird, because he doesn't use the rhyming scheme with the wrod two lines back in any other verse.

So if PHD were to use a word that rhymes with shoot (like van der sloot) it would follow the same scheme but not sound as clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27834650)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: Effete ruddy french chef

The time they first air it will be one of the greatest moments ever. Picture hundreds of us drinking heavily and singing along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27834523)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 3:25 PM
Author: Harsh jet corner

(Brett Favre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27834504)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 2:19 AM
Author: Mint slimy temple pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27831814)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: angry station

screaming lols 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27834132)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 3:53 PM
Author: self-centered dysfunction

180 verses, but chorus is a bit lazy in comparison.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27834755)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Digit Ratio Dragon

sup tucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27834777)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Sienna Sticky Sneaky Criminal Coffee Pot

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27834799)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: Black boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27836799)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Histrionic stage

I pray that this song will be blaring from the speakers at newly elected President Jeb Bush's election party the evening of November 8, 2016

XO brethren, I still believe this country can turn the tide against shitliberallism. There are too many great people to let this country wither and die away in masturbatory self destruction like Europe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27834981)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Curious Partner National

LJL Jeb Bush?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#32594966)



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Date: May 30th, 2020 6:47 AM
Author: Spectacular Spruce Ticket Booth Toaster

JEB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#40302804)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 4:33 PM
Author: Comical maroon mood

i logged in for this. have a 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27835028)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: Black boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27836795)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:10 PM
Author: Titillating Insane Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27856343)



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Date: September 21st, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: pungent federal casino clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#34259419)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 4:41 PM
Author: Glittery Bearded Church Building

It's too bad catcalling wasn't included. I guess "yes all women" is related to that, but still.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27835082)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: Vivacious Step-uncle's House Dingle Berry

lol. catcalling should definitely be added

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27835090)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: Adventurous rose toilet seat double fault

Cat calls, ISIS tanks, Mosul falls,

Big banks, Bernie's in, Hillary's a has been

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27835213)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:38 AM
Author: Racy maize state

Yeah leave this to the pros brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27847079)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: Black boistinker

never forget

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27836791)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:08 AM
Author: Adventurous rose toilet seat double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27838182)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:07 PM
Author: lilac address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27841701)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:08 PM
Author: Carnelian preventive strike

is someone gonna sing it with "shitlibs" in the chorus? otherwise it isn't worth listening to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27841709)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:10 PM
Author: lilac address

Sorry man, but I can't sell that part. That's life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27841722)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: arousing metal keepsake machete

you'll need a writer's edition that includes shitlibs

it's disingenuous and pretty stupid to have this song and then leave out the whole reason it exists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27890305)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:16 PM
Author: sooty galvanic heaven

that one fraud from OWS - "that's the bank that took my parents' house"

12y/o baby tray vs. obese zimm mugshot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27841774)



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Date: May 11th, 2015 1:14 AM
Author: Insecure Olive Water Buffalo

http://blakespajamas.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/pjboy.jpg

i swear if this pic isn't in the slideshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27864600)



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Date: May 11th, 2015 1:29 AM
Author: lilac address

Pajama Boy is a line in the song, virtually impossible he's excluded I imagine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27864659)



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Date: May 11th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Insecure Olive Water Buffalo

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/013/022/Naamloos-2.png

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/678/818/40c.jpg

2 more for u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27864715)



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Date: May 11th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27864593)



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Date: May 11th, 2015 2:24 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27864944)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: Black boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27890202)



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Date: May 20th, 2015 1:20 AM
Author: Mint slimy temple pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27926595)



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Date: May 20th, 2015 1:21 AM
Author: cerise area

no one recorded this yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27926602)



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Date: May 20th, 2015 1:22 AM
Author: lilac address

Don't sweat it man, it's coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27926607)



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Date: May 20th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: Mint slimy temple pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27926618)



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Date: May 20th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: talented factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27927710)



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Date: May 20th, 2015 9:27 PM
Author: lilac address

Putting Mattress Girl as the first item proved to be a fortuitous choice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27931783)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: Lemon Aromatic Candlestick Maker

1800000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#27960886)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 12:44 PM
Author: Harsh jet corner

fatal flaw with the song is that new shitlib stuff comes up every few days. like it seems silly now to include chelsea manning and not caitlin jenner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#28403346)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 12:47 PM
Author: lilac address

Also Rachel Dolezal would be a necessity in an updated version. Probably the CSA flag as well.

Maybe I'll make an improved version for Christmas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#28403358)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: arousing metal keepsake machete

yeah, this isn't a fatal flaw, it's job security

radio shows, particulary Limbaugh, will probably pay good money to keep new versions of this song coming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#28403367)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 10:10 PM
Author: Racy maize state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#28295230)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 10:12 PM
Author: pungent federal casino clown

Whatever happened to Glen Beck or necktie guy making this into a song?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#28295255)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 10:16 PM
Author: fuchsia gunner mad cow disease

We need to get this in Trump's hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#28295292)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 12:50 PM
Author: arousing metal keepsake machete

but he doesn't have the money to do it right



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#28403370)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 12:55 PM
Author: Doobsian love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#28403394)



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Date: July 22nd, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: Racy maize state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#28393465)



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Date: August 11th, 2015 4:39 PM
Author: Electric Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#28529138)



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Date: September 15th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Histrionic stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#28763772)



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Date: September 15th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: Sable hilarious business firm

earls best work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#28763790)



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Date: October 26th, 2015 11:42 AM
Author: Judgmental outnumbered theater tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#29044759)



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Date: November 8th, 2015 9:45 AM
Author: Electric Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#29136471)



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Date: November 8th, 2015 10:12 AM
Author: Racy maize state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#29136553)



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Date: December 17th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: Racy maize state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#29396696)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:31 PM
Author: plum charismatic genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#29461971)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 11:04 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#30418353)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Histrionic stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#30532724)



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Histrionic stage

What else do you have to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#30539008)



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 11:57 AM
Author: lilac address

It's actually pretty incredible to think of how many things have happened just in the last year that would merit inclusion in an updated version. Besides all the obvious Trump stuff, there's the Confederate flag mania, Rachel Dolezal, the Mizzou meltdown, screaming chick at Yale, tranny bathroom escalation, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#30539032)



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Racy maize state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#30543987)



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Sienna Sticky Sneaky Criminal Coffee Pot

how do we rhyme trigglypuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#30544021)



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Racy maize state

second cousin's muff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#30544024)



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Date: June 23rd, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Electric Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#30770228)



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Date: June 23rd, 2016 10:50 AM
Author: Sienna Sticky Sneaky Criminal Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#30770257)



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Date: June 23rd, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Turquoise Pit Main People

How am I just now looking at this for the first time?

I feel like Rip Van Winkle - waking up realizing that I missed the past century.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#30770342)



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Date: July 15th, 2016 8:55 AM
Author: Histrionic stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#30933861)



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Date: August 12th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: Electric Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#31168051)



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Date: September 14th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Mint slimy temple pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#31408399)



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Date: September 14th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Stirring stubborn ceo puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#31408408)



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Date: September 14th, 2016 7:12 PM
Author: cream garrison elastic band

Jfc can someone just make this into a song? Can't cost more than like 20$, get someone on fiverr to do it

I mean I'd do it but I'm a total POS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#31408426)



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Date: November 1st, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: Histrionic stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#31777010)



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Date: November 9th, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: Histrionic stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#31848396)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: grizzly cerebral trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#32594931)



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Date: July 6th, 2017 10:46 PM
Author: Crawly Laughsome Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#33719448)



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Date: July 6th, 2017 11:55 PM
Author: Racy maize state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#33719830)



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Date: July 7th, 2017 12:01 AM
Author: arousing metal keepsake machete

barely over 2 years since the op and charles could come up with at least two more full songs of shitlib bashing lyrics.

unreal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#33719880)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:02 PM
Author: lilac address

It really is something of a time capsule. The Trump run totally revolutionized politics both in America at large and on XO so it's basically a good overview of the Old Shitlibbery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#33813711)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: Racy maize state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#33813769)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:42 PM
Author: Hyperactive cuckoldry orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#33813977)



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Date: August 5th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: Racy maize state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#33925705)



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Date: May 2nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Geriatric Rehab Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#35966340)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 3:50 PM
Author: passionate silver idea he suggested set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#38292505)



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Date: July 17th, 2019 7:16 PM
Author: Histrionic stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#38547734)



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Date: August 13th, 2019 2:19 PM
Author: Histrionic stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#38681084)



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Date: November 16th, 2019 6:43 PM
Author: Histrionic stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#39128694)



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Date: May 30th, 2020 6:22 AM
Author: Elite diverse spot

can someone explain how the 180 CharlesXII song parody was DELETED? was this Tommy Low T flexing his ill-gotten shitmod powers and deleting a universally exalted CLASSIC xo poast? these questions MUST be answered. until proven otherwise we MUST presume that Tommy was the shitmod!

NO | JUSTCE | NO | PEACE

Neville Chamberlain was FIRED by Downing St. then self-deported to Highfield Park

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#40302780)



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Date: May 31st, 2020 6:40 PM
Author: Crawly Laughsome Center

Holy shit I can’t believe this was deleted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#40314294)



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Date: December 17th, 2021 2:20 AM
Author: Histrionic stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#43623621)



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Date: August 20th, 2020 1:14 AM
Author: flirting chestnut becky

Mattress Girl, UVA, Rolling Stone, Mike Sam’s Gay

Jena Six, Duke Lacrosse, Jameis Winston’s ho

Trayvon Martin, Zimmerman, Eric Garner, Ferguson

Bradley Manning, Chelsea Manning, GMO’s must go

Sandra Fluke, slut walks, Larry Summers, girls with cocks

Fracking, Occupy, Tookie Williams shouldn’t die

Pussy Riot, Ray Rice, Getting fat is not a vice

Macklemore, Wendy Davis, Citizen’s United

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Lena Dunham, Ezra Klein, Upworthy, Assad’s fine

Brokeback Mountain, Hashtags, “Legitimate Rape.”

Benham brothers, Black brunch, GamerGate, Credit crunch

Sa-Lon-Dot-Com, Proposition 8

Die-ins, Redskins, ‘Release SeaWorld’s dolphins'

Donald Sterling, Carbon tax, Abolish every all-male frat,

Gitmo, Istanbul, Hands Up, Don’t Shoot

Safe space, Affleck’s Face, “American Sniper”

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Brendan Eich can go to Hell, Roger Goodell’s NFL

Tesla, Pajama Boy, ‘I Need Feminism...’ Signs

Strap-Ons, Hybrid Cars, Berkeley race wars

Mugging victims shouldn’t fight, ‘Let’s hope the Boston Bomber’s white’

Hobby Lobby, “Milk,” “Her”, Fake receipts from Dayna

Boycotting Ender, Facebook’s fifty genders

UKIP, Duck Dynasty, Intersectionality

Chubby chasers, Rob Lowe, Hating Charlie Hebdo

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Koch brothers, Adelson, Drones bombing Pakistan

#YesAllWomen, Scott Walker’s Act Ten

"Dear White People”, Tasers are too lethal

Transracial otherkin, Tim Tebow shouldn’t win

RuPaul, Keystone X, 6-year-olds can change their sex

Chik-fil-a, not okay, what else do I have to say

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Wise Latinas, Vaccines, Paul Lepage’s Vaseline

Rim jobs, Laverne Cox, Bridgegate, Murdoch

Kick Jews out of Palestine, Obama gets a Peace Prize

Nuke concessions to Iran, London is Afghanistan

Fetuses are not alive, College rape is one in five

Student debt, control rents, cis, trans, The One Percent

Homophobes can’t own a store, B’More’s under martial law

Never-ending trigger warns, I can't take it anymore

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

But when the West is gone

Will they still burn on, and on, and on, and on

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#40783111)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 7:40 PM
Author: Glittery Bearded Church Building

Mattress Girl, UVA, Rolling Stone, Mike Sam’s Gay

Jena Six, Duke Lacrosse, Jameis Winston’s ho

Trayvon Martin, Zimmerman, Eric Garner, Ferguson

Bradley Manning, Chelsea Manning, GMO’s must go

Sandra Fluke, slut walks, Larry Summers, girls with cocks

Fracking, Occupy, Tookie Williams shouldn’t die

Pussy Riot, Ray Rice, Getting fat is not a vice

Macklemore, Wendy Davis, Citizen’s United

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Lena Dunham, Ezra Klein, Upworthy, Assad’s fine

Brokeback Mountain, Hashtags, “Legitimate Rape.”

Benham brothers, Black brunch, GamerGate, Credit crunch

Sa-Lon-Dot-Com, Proposition 8

Die-ins, Redskins, ‘Release SeaWorld’s dolphins'

Donald Sterling, Carbon tax, Abolish every all-male frat,

Gitmo, Istanbul, Hands Up, Don’t Shoot

Safe space, Affleck’s Face, “American Sniper”

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Brendan Eich can go to Hell, Roger Goodell’s NFL

Tesla, Pajama Boy, ‘I Need Feminism...’ Signs

Strap-Ons, Hybrid Cars, Berkeley race wars

Mugging victims shouldn’t fight, ‘Let’s hope the Boston Bomber’s white’

Hobby Lobby, “Milk,” “Her”, Fake receipts from Dayna

Boycotting Ender, Facebook’s fifty genders

UKIP, Duck Dynasty, Intersectionality

Chubby chasers, Rob Lowe, Hating Charlie Hebdo

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Koch brothers, Adelson, Drones bombing Pakistan

#YesAllWomen, Scott Walker’s Act Ten

"Dear White People”, Tasers are too lethal

Transracial otherkin, Tim Tebow shouldn’t win

RuPaul, Keystone X, 6-year-olds can change their sex

Chik-fil-a, not okay, what else do I have to say

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Wise Latinas, Vaccines, Paul Lepage’s Vaseline

Rim jobs, Laverne Cox, Bridgegate, Murdoch

Kick Jews out of Palestine, Obama gets a Peace Prize

Nuke concessions to Iran, London is Afghanistan

Fetuses are not alive, College rape is one in five

Student debt, control rents, cis, trans, The One Percent

Homophobes can’t own a store, B’More’s under martial law

Never-ending trigger warns, I can't take it anymore

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

But when the West is gone

Will they still burn on, and on, and on, and on

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#41087787)



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Date: January 27th, 2021 1:50 PM
Author: Harsh jet corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#41835295)



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Date: July 9th, 2022 3:46 AM
Author: Racy maize state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#44820347)



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Date: November 3rd, 2022 3:59 PM
Author: White exciting therapy community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#45431468)



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Date: December 29th, 2022 8:57 AM
Author: Electric Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#45710783)



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Date: January 27th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: Erotic Excitant

Someone remind me why “Rob Lowe” merited inclusion in this opus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#45849177)



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Date: January 27th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: flushed macaca

maybe this?

https://variety.com/2015/biz/news/rob-lowe-paris-attacks-tweets-1201640404/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#45849193)



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Date: September 17th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Electric Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#49277225)



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Date: September 17th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: vibrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#49277229)



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Date: September 17th, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Appetizing gaming laptop whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#49277236)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 3:48 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,,,,.,,.,.,.,...,,..,,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2,5#50124164)