What are the top 10 craziest things in bort history?
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sinister jade brethren | 03/31/26 | | Vivacious orchid alpha | 03/31/26 | | grizzly hairraiser travel guidebook rehab | 03/31/26 | | infuriating regret | 03/31/26 | | Lake Razzle-dazzle School Cafeteria | 04/01/26 | | grizzly hairraiser travel guidebook rehab | 04/02/26 | | massive bawdyhouse electric furnace | 03/31/26 | | Effete chapel therapy | 04/01/26 | | fantasy-prone jap | 04/01/26 | | Supple Onyx Giraffe | 04/01/26 | | Kenneth Play | 04/04/26 | | oomox | 04/05/26 | | infuriating regret | 03/31/26 | | Effete chapel therapy | 03/31/26 | | bossy passionate national trust fund | 03/31/26 | | electric disturbing ladyboy | 04/01/26 | | infuriating regret | 04/01/26 | | medicated disgusting hall | 03/31/26 | | stimulating circlehead state | 03/31/26 | | balding temple idea he suggested | 03/31/26 | | medicated disgusting hall | 03/31/26 | | titillating mad-dog skullcap | 03/31/26 | | medicated disgusting hall | 03/31/26 | | fragrant rambunctious national security agency pistol | 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building | 03/31/26 | | Chartreuse University Hunting Ground | 03/31/26 | | Ruby church building | 03/31/26 | | Lake Razzle-dazzle School Cafeteria | 03/31/26 | | french provocative area | 04/01/26 | | galvanic spot boltzmann | 03/31/26 | | Lake Razzle-dazzle School Cafeteria | 04/01/26 | | drab sneaky criminal mental disorder | 03/31/26 | | infuriating regret | 03/31/26 | | drab sneaky criminal mental disorder | 03/31/26 | | carmine gay wizard brunch | 03/31/26 | | Exciting Know-it-all Azn | 03/31/26 | | Bat shit crazy dilemma old irish cottage | 03/31/26 | | Ruby church building | 03/31/26 | | Emerald slap-happy parlour degenerate | 03/31/26 | | drab sneaky criminal mental disorder | 03/31/26 | | Effete chapel therapy | 03/31/26 | | Contagious Pungent Step-uncle's House Jewess | 03/31/26 | | Spectacular fuchsia legend useless brakes | 03/31/26 | | Ivory demanding love of her life | 03/31/26 | | infuriating regret | 03/31/26 | | carmine gay wizard brunch | 03/31/26 | | infuriating regret | 03/31/26 | | razzmatazz scourge upon the earth | 03/31/26 | | thriller pale range | 04/01/26 | | balding temple idea he suggested | 03/31/26 | | infuriating regret | 03/31/26 | | balding temple idea he suggested | 03/31/26 | | electric disturbing ladyboy | 04/01/26 | | glittery bisexual market round eye | 03/31/26 | | grizzly hairraiser travel guidebook rehab | 03/31/26 | | infuriating regret | 03/31/26 | | infuriating regret | 03/31/26 | | oomox | 04/05/26 | | thriller pale range | 03/31/26 | | balding temple idea he suggested | 03/31/26 | | medicated disgusting hall | 03/31/26 | | balding temple idea he suggested | 03/31/26 | | medicated disgusting hall | 03/31/26 | | balding temple idea he suggested | 03/31/26 | | thriller pale range | 03/31/26 | | balding temple idea he suggested | 03/31/26 | | fragrant rambunctious national security agency pistol | 03/31/26 | | balding temple idea he suggested | 03/31/26 | | Yapping immigrant resort | 04/01/26 | | fragrant rambunctious national security agency pistol | 04/01/26 | | Surfeando las estrellas | 04/06/26 | | galvanic spot boltzmann | 03/31/26 | | medicated disgusting hall | 03/31/26 | | balding temple idea he suggested | 03/31/26 | | Ruby church building | 03/31/26 | | infuriating regret | 03/31/26 | | exhilarant menage pozpig | 03/31/26 | | sinister jade brethren | 03/31/26 | | galvanic spot boltzmann | 03/31/26 | | carmine gay wizard brunch | 03/31/26 | | Spectacular fuchsia legend useless brakes | 03/31/26 | | umber cuckold | 03/31/26 | | zombie-like haunted graveyard | 04/01/26 | | fantasy-prone jap | 04/01/26 | | at-the-ready aggressive knife theater | 03/31/26 | | Mind-boggling wrinkle | 03/31/26 | | medicated disgusting hall | 03/31/26 | | infuriating regret | 03/31/26 | | french provocative area | 04/01/26 | | To be fair | 04/10/26 | | stirring vengeful lodge | 03/31/26 | | Blue Private Investor | 03/31/26 | | Ruby church building | 03/31/26 | | Effete chapel therapy | 03/31/26 | | Charismatic cumskin | 03/31/26 | | infuriating regret | 03/31/26 | | frum amber nursing home halford | 03/31/26 | | infuriating regret | 03/31/26 | | Lake Razzle-dazzle School Cafeteria | 03/31/26 | | carmine gay wizard brunch | 03/31/26 | | infuriating regret | 03/31/26 | | Emerald slap-happy parlour degenerate | 03/31/26 | | umber cuckold | 03/31/26 | | Lake Razzle-dazzle School Cafeteria | 03/31/26 | | zombie-like haunted graveyard | 04/01/26 | | Lake Razzle-dazzle School Cafeteria | 04/01/26 | | Multi-colored nibblets karate | 03/31/26 | | drab sneaky criminal mental disorder | 03/31/26 | | Ruby church building | 03/31/26 | | infuriating regret | 03/31/26 | | Emerald slap-happy parlour degenerate | 03/31/26 | | Lake Razzle-dazzle School Cafeteria | 03/31/26 | | Ruby church building | 03/31/26 | | infuriating regret | 04/01/26 | | medicated disgusting hall | 03/31/26 | | Apoplectic Vigorous Abode Laser Beams | 04/01/26 | | Aqua Generalized Bond Lettuce | 03/31/26 | | bossy passionate national 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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:54 PM Author: infuriating regret
There was an Indian guy who attacked his parents and went to jail or something no?
Pretty much everything involving GJR and Boner Police
Watchmen dying of heroin overdose
Idk feels like I'm missing a lot. Shortporch getting murdered by his mother in law. Rach outing Sonic Youth.
Wasn't there some lawyer in San Francisco who tagged a bunch of cars in some sort of psychotic breakdown?
TBF named in a lawsuit
2 poastettes dated Sam Hyde in real life and a third was in love with him but never consummated
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2,5#49783828) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:43 PM Author: fragrant rambunctious national security agency pistol
Shortporch getting contract killed by his ex wife & co is not getting enough love ITT.
XO world view regularly getting in front of a sitting president via Tucker. Not to mention the SCOTUS poasters/lurkers
Mormon live chat was among the funniest, if not particularly impactful on the world
Fiver ruining Koz’s career and then destroying an entire romance author trade association
Trustafarian notwithstanding, I’m genuinely surprised that the board hasn’t gotten tangled up in some crazy domestic terrorism thing, especially with that influx of Stormfront poasters at some point along the way when I wasn’t really paying attention
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2,5#49784241) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 4:07 PM Author: carmine gay wizard brunch
surely teh lolsuit is the bort's defining drama
Zappin
Charles / tucker
DEA raiding icyblow's hotel room for pot smoke
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2,5#49783898) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 4:10 PM Author: Chartreuse University Hunting Ground
the LOLsuit and charles XII being outed are the top two.
TBF was named in the lolsuit? i don't remember that
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2,5#49783910) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 4:18 PM Author: galvanic spot boltzmann
TSINAH lawsuits
LOLsuits
Benzo crime spree
CSLGs restaurant
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2,5#49783928)
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:21 PM Author: medicated disgusting hall
the original lolsuit breaking thread is one of the funniest posts of all time
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=643868&mc=99&forum_id=2#8243886
"...The defendants are the persons using the following pseudonyms on the website autoadmit.com or xoxohth.com: Pauliewalnuts; neoprag; STANFORDtroll; :D; :D (Hillary v. Jeb�08); MoreDoughHi; Remember when I said I would kill you last? I lied; lkjhgf; yalelaw; Spanky; ylsdooder; Community Norm; HI; David Carr (Glass of water for Mr. Grainger); vincimus; Beach Body Brady; Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey; Todd Christopher; A horse walks into a bar (saving one CPGWBT at a time); The Ayatollah of Rock-n-Rollah; DRACULA; Sleazy Z; Whamo (Let me lay it on the line, he had two on the vine); Ari Gold; Ugly Women; playboytroll; Get_to_da_choppa; Dean_Harold_Koh. The allegations are as follows:..."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2,5#49783934) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:18 PM Author: exhilarant menage pozpig
Protestant
(actually don't remember but it feels right)
Could also have been Prole
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2,5#49784132) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 4:23 PM Author: stirring vengeful lodge
Governor Abbot of Texas being outed as a poster.
Brian Leiter starting a feud with the board and then being pwnd when Rach outed his search history.
Also, there used to be fem posters (before GJR) who were generally nice and added a needed difference in tone to the board and they occasionally posted photos (sometimes revealing) and they were more attractive than you’d expect. Above average busts for sure and not fat.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2,5#49783945) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 4:33 PM Author: Aqua Generalized Bond Lettuce
The Anthony Bourdain thing and it isn't even close.
This place is a portal to a hell dimension in which the rules of space and time are inapplicable and ur risking everything by participating.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2,5#49783964) |
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Date: April 10th, 2026 8:02 AM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)
To be fair,
MDH (who was a mod back in the day) also got drunk one night and made a thread in which he openly admitted to violently raping at least one woman.
Nice guy, IMO.
Jewish, incidentally. Not that that has anything to do with anything.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2,5#49808204) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 4:50 PM Author: Emerald slap-happy parlour degenerate
DVP was probably top 20 but not top 10
Two separate fempoasters fucking Sam Hyde has to be up there
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2,5#49784034) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 7:16 PM Author: Insecure excitant kitchen
i feel like doobs getting fucking shot should be on this list
i recall a former playboy playmate used to post here
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2,5#49784515) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 8:45 PM Author: mustard fluffy boistinker filthpig
It's not T10-crazy by any stretch but don barzini poasting about that jewish girl he was trying to date & then some griefer tipping her off was pretty notable at the time.
There was other funny shit about that guy
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2,5#49784766) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:02 PM Author: mustard fluffy boistinker filthpig
I don't remember the dick pics (doesn't mean it didn't happen)
I do remember the masturbation fort
He got badly ripped off on buying a hard drive
Also, I remember he had very strong grades + LSAT. What I'm fuzzy on is how that translated to admissions. I don't remember if he actually got blacklisted from a bunch of schools, or if it was theorized that he would be blacklisted. He said a lot of out of pocket shit on this bort and basically doxxed himself to the adcoms that followed this place.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2,5#49784794) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 9:30 PM Author: massive bawdyhouse electric furnace
Several hilarious xo interactions with irl people
-johnsmeyer and montel wiliams in the newspaper and the barbri incident, irl hall of fame baseball players freaking out about deer training
- the whole leiter thing
- that dude from the porn reality show who showed up here
- that professor who freaked out about some memes
- bourdain death and then someone else died that a poaster caused but can’t remember
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2,5#49784849) |
Date: April 1st, 2026 6:43 AM Author: vibrant box office coffee pot
mr. jinx getting outted in 2004 by Shomer Shabbas and Invisible Hand after assuming the identity of a mature aged law student at GWU. Led to him fracturing into hundreds of thousands of monikers following posters from thread to thread over the years.
Easily the seminal moment in board history and anyone who says otherwise doesn't understand the foundations of this place.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2,5#49785313) |
Date: April 1st, 2026 8:33 AM Author: pink locus
Not "crazy" per se, but I have fond memories of the thread where a poaster chronicled trying to hook up with stepsister over a holiday weekend. Involved stuffed animals, dildos, etc. Not sure if it was ever proved legit or flame, but xo bros were earnestly cheering him on all weekend.
Anyone have the thread link?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2,5#49785426) |
Date: April 1st, 2026 11:46 AM Author: zombie-like haunted graveyard
Rach outing me after making benzo a mod has to be one of xo's most significant inflection points. We were all told that he purged user e-mails following the lolsuit, but the fact is that he outed me using my university e-mail (I was dumb enough to sign up with my @columbia.edu e-mail).
Even wilder was that he believed the lies and delusions of a career criminal (and felon) enough to completely belie the bort's trust and change my moniker to "FAGGOT [my IRL name] FROM COLUMBIA" thereby outing me.
He and I are back on good terms, but that one got heated for a bit. So heated that I began archiving & producing objectively 180 heatmaps for many poasters, including one particularly felonious one whose only periods not poasting were during his incarceration.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2,5#49785851) |
Date: April 1st, 2026 12:41 PM Author: boyish olive goyim
Endless Rowan jokes based on her making one comment a decade and a half ago about dating a black guy
Guacgate
Benzo's mugshot for stealing subway cookies
An entire page of poasts with literary book names based off of bloodacre being fat
USS HELLOSIR
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2,5#49786107) |
Date: April 1st, 2026 1:10 PM Author: fantasy-prone jap
Benzo's Courthearing- Live Stream
Ask a Mormon was GOAT
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2,5#49786230) |
Date: April 1st, 2026 2:12 PM Author: sinister jade brethren
Ryan from GA (college board faggot from PR days) clicking a goatse.cx link in the Cornell library - the one where it opens like 50 windows at once and blasts "Hey I'm looking at gay porno" over and over.
also J. hacking his email simply by guessing that his pw was "cornell1" or something and it showing how he would email the mods all the time to get people banned.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2,5#49786452) |
Date: April 1st, 2026 6:17 PM Author: Flesh comical codepig
all the insanity with 'the box' is probably not top ten worthy but her entire arc is notable. XO found her in the wild attention whoring for hours nonstop on that weird justin.tv cam site in like 2008. she immediately moved into XO after being showered with attention and didn't leave for more than a decade.
during that time she banged at least five posters and ended up moving to CA to WGWAG with like a 10-years older korean TTT lawyer who used to post here. they eventually both had confirmed police contact over domestic violence. other hilarious stuff about her included being forced to leave college for a while due to making threats against her roommates (and ardently denying this on XO for decades), openly cucking certain posters with other posters, and voluntarily posting a very gross picture of her zitty ass that became known as the 'crusty hold' pic.
no one specific event from the box canon is particularly notable but when you add up all the insane behavior and notoriety, she stands with the best of them.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2,5#49787144) |
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