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Thoughts on "INTERESTS" sections on RESUMES?

The problem is that I have no interests, talents, or hobbies
bateful nighttime cruise ship
  07/06/14
Just write "Hookers"
Indigo gay wizard
  02/08/15
Laughed out loud just now
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Impertinent Effete Location Deer Antler
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tantric legal warrant rehab
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Impertinent Effete Location Deer Antler
  10/07/20
Poasting
Misanthropic background story center
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"335 Bench/455 Squat/495 Deadlift"
Laughsome frum idiot
  07/06/14
gotta list whether they are STIMmed or unSTIMmed. it's a su...
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  07/06/14
180
adventurous water buffalo
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tantric legal warrant rehab
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Mind-boggling dingle berry theater stage
  11/26/17
- Currently paying 4.2% on federal loans and 6.1% on private...
soul-stirring mahogany immigrant shrine
  07/06/14
lol, tyft.
marvelous hall
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translucent heady love of her life
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Boyish Degenerate Athletic Conference
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  12/02/14
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Trip dilemma
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Domesticated Cruel-hearted Alpha Generalized Bond
  11/04/21
what do you think Meriwether Lewis would think about it?
brindle depressive
  07/06/14
what?
bateful nighttime cruise ship
  07/06/14
What do you mean what? You, a young millenial male, sit a...
brindle depressive
  07/06/14
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  07/06/14
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Trip dilemma
  12/02/14
...oh.
bateful nighttime cruise ship
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unholy roast beef
  07/06/14
hahaha
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Medicated stead codepig
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Green bawdyhouse black woman
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Razzle sticky church dysfunction
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house-broken sooty son of senegal psychic
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house-broken sooty son of senegal psychic
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Mind-boggling dingle berry theater stage
  06/01/24
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sapphire thriller clown hairy legs
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house-broken sooty son of senegal psychic
  11/08/24
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Glittery pit
  07/06/14
JFC nice long play
racy kitchen
  07/06/14
This is why I come here.
translucent heady love of her life
  12/02/14
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talented chestnut messiness
  07/06/14
180
marvelous hall
  07/06/14
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umber idea he suggested reading party
  07/06/14
thanks obama!
appetizing primrose nibblets dog poop
  07/06/14
OP may want to consider going pumo
cowardly federal casino wrinkle
  07/06/14
Twist: Meriwether Lewis killed himself.
Bronze Bearded Temple Tattoo
  07/06/14
twist? you mean a noble ending to a noble life.
brindle depressive
  07/06/14
He was more like a millennial than you think: These probl...
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  07/07/14
LITERALLY the original Portland hipster: http://victoriah...
Galvanic parlour
  07/07/14
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Geriatric turdskin scourge upon the earth
  11/10/14
lol
Sable Overrated Station
  11/25/17
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Irradiated soggy home
  08/24/24
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Mind-boggling dingle berry theater stage
  11/26/17
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Claret doctorate lay
  07/07/14
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  07/07/14
ty
razzmatazz elite travel guidebook
  07/07/14
read this poast in my head in the voice of mike from breakin...
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  07/07/14
I just did it to Gilbert gottfried and it worked that way to...
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Geriatric turdskin scourge upon the earth
  11/10/14
this would've made a good mike monologue when jesse was talk...
Swollen toilet seat
  11/20/20
Holy fuck.
insane black hissy fit meetinghouse
  07/07/14
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aphrodisiac roommate
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ocher striped hyena
  07/07/14
180
Hairraiser twinkling space
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unholy roast beef
  08/15/14
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Abusive Wagecucks
  08/17/14
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unholy roast beef
  08/17/14
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arousing filthy private investor principal's office
  08/27/14
180 quadrillion
Hairraiser twinkling space
  08/27/14
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insane black hissy fit meetinghouse
  08/27/14
I still just am left mouth agape by this post.
insane black hissy fit meetinghouse
  08/27/14
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talented chestnut messiness
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big slate ticket booth
  08/27/14
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razzmatazz elite travel guidebook
  08/28/14
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talented chestnut messiness
  11/06/14
jfc this is sensational.
sienna property
  11/06/14
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Infuriating Indecent International Law Enforcement Agency
  11/10/14
FUUUUCK
Vivacious Sweet Tailpipe
  11/10/14
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big slate ticket booth
  11/10/14
Hiroshima
pale bearded area
  11/10/14
JFC
Insecure Godawful Yarmulke Headpube
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histrionic nudist foreskin public bath
  11/25/14
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cracking jap
  12/02/14
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fragrant business firm ladyboy
  12/21/14
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  12/23/14
employees done here. find a new method of earning income, f...
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  12/26/14
tyft
Impertinent Effete Location Deer Antler
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talented chestnut messiness
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Harsh base
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Bat-shit-crazy Organic Girlfriend House
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  02/08/15
Can't believe I missed this. 180.
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Jolly shit
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talented chestnut messiness
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Bat-shit-crazy Organic Girlfriend House
  02/25/15
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insane black hissy fit meetinghouse
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Spectacular heaven
  03/22/15
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Mentally impaired coldplay fan
  04/29/15
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Spectacular heaven
  05/23/15
Still the best thing on the Internet
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  05/24/16
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fiercely-loyal pearl step-uncle's house
  11/20/20
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Trip dilemma
  05/29/15
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cowardly federal casino wrinkle
  05/29/15
stop
fiercely-loyal pearl step-uncle's house
  05/31/15
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brass hospital affirmative action
  07/15/15
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razzmatazz elite travel guidebook
  07/30/15
I am dying here.
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saffron 180 office
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Medicated stead codepig
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Impertinent Effete Location Deer Antler
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Amber parlor
  11/03/15
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Green bawdyhouse black woman
  11/07/15
Never gets old.
cracking jap
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Sepia Zippy Stage
  11/07/15
Still devastating
Insecure Godawful Yarmulke Headpube
  01/21/16
180 bump
Hideous crackhouse knife
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  01/26/16
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Swollen toilet seat
  02/02/16
I am a faggot.
cocky selfie
  02/03/16
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Amber parlor
  05/23/16
assure, not ensure
frisky windowlicker
  05/24/16
Meriwether, not Meriwhether
Swollen toilet seat
  04/24/21
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dark at-the-ready double fault round eye
  08/11/16
Det
opaque library
  01/05/17
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  01/05/17
Devastating!
Buck-toothed Community Account Mad Cow Disease
  02/19/17
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Lemon free-loading milk trailer park
  02/19/17
this is probably the best poast I've ever read
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Razzle sticky church dysfunction
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fiercely-loyal pearl step-uncle's house
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Razzle sticky church dysfunction
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Mind-boggling dingle berry theater stage
  03/16/24
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Impertinent Effete Location Deer Antler
  02/19/17
lulzy.
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  02/23/17
That young man had a future before this poast
thirsty pearly halford
  02/23/17
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  04/15/17
Never forget
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  06/30/17
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Cream Address
  09/11/17
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Duck-like University
  11/25/17
why would you do this?
Sable Overrated Station
  11/25/17
180
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Blue angry dragon
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Blue angry dragon
  12/03/17
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  12/03/17
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Mentally impaired coldplay fan
  01/15/18
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Swollen toilet seat
  01/19/18
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Dull whorehouse
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fiercely-loyal pearl step-uncle's house
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fiercely-loyal pearl step-uncle's house
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insane black hissy fit meetinghouse
  08/13/18
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twisted abode
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  10/04/18
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  05/07/19
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saffron 180 office
  05/31/19
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  05/01/20
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Swollen toilet seat
  09/21/20
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Impertinent Effete Location Deer Antler
  10/07/20
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Mind-boggling dingle berry theater stage
  11/12/20
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  04/11/21
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Green bawdyhouse black woman
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Duck-like University
  05/05/21
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rambunctious lascivious field
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Swollen toilet seat
  05/18/21
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Irradiated soggy home
  05/18/21
https://starwarsintrocreator.kassellabs.io/#!/DN1VLcdO101o3n...
Swollen toilet seat
  05/24/21
I really appreciate that you changed it to “assure&rdq...
Bistre Rigpig
  12/25/21
ty for noticing I also corrected some other errors, like ...
Swollen toilet seat
  05/07/22
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house-broken sooty son of senegal psychic
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Duck-like University
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  01/02/22
i think about this often
Rebellious Swashbuckling Native Indirect Expression
  03/15/22
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Mind-boggling dingle berry theater stage
  05/07/22
like, once a month or more
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rambunctious lascivious field
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Cyan mood
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fiercely-loyal pearl step-uncle's house
  01/08/23
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Mind-boggling dingle berry theater stage
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Exhilarant narrow-minded pistol
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beady-eyed chad point
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exciting ceo gaming laptop
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Mentally impaired coldplay fan
  06/01/24
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  06/01/24
GOAT
cracking jap
  06/01/24
MODS!
concupiscible sinister sandwich
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Mind-boggling dingle berry theater stage
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  08/24/24
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  09/10/24
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Mind-boggling dingle berry theater stage
  10/05/24
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house-broken sooty son of senegal psychic
  11/15/24
I really like it here
Irradiated soggy home
  11/15/24
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Exhilarant narrow-minded pistol
  03/21/26
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  05/02/26
Poast of the Millenium still
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  07/29/26
I wail before the wall
multi-colored chrome masturbator corner
  11/20/20
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bateful nighttime cruise ship
  07/06/14
Just say: Race realism Neoreaction Men's Rights
scarlet greedy stage people who are hurt
  07/06/14
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Abusive Wagecucks
  07/06/14
outrageously underrated.
carmine pea-brained kitty
  11/10/14
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Swollen toilet seat
  06/22/20
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Dashing hell corn cake
  02/06/15
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Mind-boggling dingle berry theater stage
  05/07/22
Having this on resume is TTT
racy kitchen
  07/06/14
explain please
bateful nighttime cruise ship
  07/06/14
Nobody gives a flying fuck what your shitty interests are. ...
racy kitchen
  07/06/14
"Oh shit Bob, this kid enjoys playing the harmonica and...
racy kitchen
  07/06/14
ti, oc, tcr
brindle depressive
  07/06/14
That's not the point. It gives you something else to talk a...
Glassy locale volcanic crater
  07/06/14
You're not getting the job anyway, so it doesn't matter what...
awkward dopamine
  07/06/14
...
bateful nighttime cruise ship
  07/06/14
Try "Nigger threading and IFNB"
snowy stag film
  07/06/14
Nah, you should say race realism. Let's not be offensive.
fighting spot patrolman
  07/06/14
And TRUMPholing
senate incel
  02/02/16
Depends on the position. If this is for a summer associate p...
Low-t Navy Piazza Fortuitous Meteor
  07/06/14
Cr. there's an aspie at my firm that goes apeshit when the ...
iridescent faggot firefighter
  07/06/14
yeah it's for OCI. i just don't really have any interests an...
bateful nighttime cruise ship
  07/06/14
what do you talk about with people you just meet? a sports t...
Low-t Navy Piazza Fortuitous Meteor
  07/06/14
i know absolutely nothing about sports and could not string ...
bateful nighttime cruise ship
  07/06/14
definitely hurting yourself. interview is usu little more th...
cordovan legend
  07/06/14
hmm. can you think of any fake interests i could learn about...
bateful nighttime cruise ship
  07/06/14
...
dark at-the-ready double fault round eye
  12/26/14
Hey shut up
bateful nighttime cruise ship
  12/26/14
no one is going to say anything that you don't have any t...
Low-t Navy Piazza Fortuitous Meteor
  07/06/14
TCR is: one thing that seems smart (e.g., 18th c. literatur...
Hyperventilating Useless Brakes
  07/06/14
Lol faggot!!
racy kitchen
  07/06/14
none of that language in my thread please
bateful nighttime cruise ship
  07/06/14
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Glittery pit
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Laughsome frum idiot
  07/06/14
lol
brindle depressive
  07/06/14
Don't hate just because you have subpar interests.
Hyperventilating Useless Brakes
  07/06/14
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Claret doctorate lay
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Mind-boggling dingle berry theater stage
  11/12/20
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  11/20/20
(dwight schrute)
fuchsia faggotry
  07/06/14
While I think this is not smart for legal employers, EVERY O...
topaz electric furnace
  07/06/14
It goes for legal interviews too. (1) People want to shoo...
Low-t Navy Piazza Fortuitous Meteor
  07/06/14
the problem for me is that i have no interests or talents
bateful nighttime cruise ship
  07/06/14
...and you don't like sports. maybe you should just kills...
Tan site
  07/07/14
why do you not think it's smart for legal employers?
bateful nighttime cruise ship
  07/06/14
I'm really cynical and think it's just grades/school rank mo...
topaz electric furnace
  07/06/14
so maybe for OCI, but not for mass-mail?
bateful nighttime cruise ship
  07/06/14
I still like it for laterals. I need to talk to you about s...
iridescent faggot firefighter
  07/06/14
If your interests would be shit like "travel, running, ...
lavender sound barrier
  07/06/14
i mean that's basically the sort of thing i could come up wi...
bateful nighttime cruise ship
  07/06/14
Unless your muscial ability is significant, leave the whole ...
lavender sound barrier
  07/06/14
i mean i just don't think i have anything interesting at all...
bateful nighttime cruise ship
  07/06/14
fine. then just leave it off. must lawyers are boring fucks...
lavender sound barrier
  07/06/14
switch that athletic activity to competitively
Offensive cuckoldry
  07/06/14
competitively pursues pick-up basketball? lulz.
lavender sound barrier
  07/06/14
my adult baseball league is very serious bro
Offensive cuckoldry
  07/06/14
you'll get in everywhere you apply!
lavender sound barrier
  07/06/14
i have olympic weightlifting, figure skating, and n threadin...
Offensive cuckoldry
  07/06/14
any clubs/associations you are a part of that either are int...
church building
  07/06/14
not really in any clubs or associations
bateful nighttime cruise ship
  07/06/14
well shit son I can lead a horse to water but not make it dr...
church building
  07/06/14
thanks for trying bud
bateful nighttime cruise ship
  07/06/14
Just do lie your ass off, bro. I listed "play in 80s...
fantasy-prone
  07/06/14
...
Glittery pit
  07/06/14
180
flushed trust fund laser beams
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180
fighting spot patrolman
  07/06/14
(1)80
bateful nighttime cruise ship
  07/06/14
ty
Abusive Wagecucks
  07/06/14
19-
Claret doctorate lay
  07/07/14
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Irate Voyeur
  07/07/14
who were u guy infuenced by?
soul-stirring mahogany immigrant shrine
  07/07/14
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insane black hissy fit meetinghouse
  07/07/14
180 i should do this
adventurous water buffalo
  11/10/14
my thought exactly
Trip dilemma
  12/02/14
Clever
pale bearded area
  11/10/14
Lol
cracking jap
  11/07/15
...
twisted abode
  08/13/18
Auto ding
erotic shitlib
  07/06/14
how so
bateful nighttime cruise ship
  07/06/14
well you guys have been surprisingly helpful. ty and good ni...
bateful nighttime cruise ship
  07/06/14
thoughts on "stimming"?
bateful nighttime cruise ship
  07/07/14
Amusing, but unlikely to land a job or result in no offer
pale bearded area
  07/07/14
Are you a D-1 athlete that can help the firm basketball/soft...
Shaky jet-lagged really tough guy
  07/07/14
...
Hairraiser twinkling space
  08/27/14
Then put "I have no interests, talents, or hobbies"...
copper marketing idea
  11/10/14
Or just put "Interests:" and leave it blank.
Cheese-eating adulterous pisswyrm friendly grandma
  11/10/14
Interests: N/A
Swollen toilet seat
  05/07/22
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Hairraiser twinkling space
  11/25/14
should 100% have it assuming you list normal stuff like golf...
unhinged
  11/25/14
All it does is make you come across as a guy who isn't quali...
  12/21/14
*enraged aspie with no interests*
fighting spot patrolman
  01/03/15
LSD GYNECOLOGY
Jet
  12/21/14
ungarbaged, 180!
Abusive Wagecucks
  12/26/14
it's cool if you have chill, fratty interests. i once spent ...
unhinged
  12/26/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS6kzUTW-sA "I see y...
pink autistic digit ratio
  02/06/15
I have a 180 interests section
bonkers party of the first part
  02/08/15
“Not working” “Spending my dad’s money” “Being a shiftless...
Sable Overrated Station
  12/03/17
Same
Red Persian
  03/21/23
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Yapping
  02/08/15
Is it webcam ass gaping?
Indigo gay wizard
  02/08/15
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saffron 180 office
  04/08/15
I wrote about INFB. was immediately offered in-counsel posit...
Becky
  08/16/15
...
saffron 180 office
  01/05/17
Whenever interviewers asked me about BRYCE HARPER I thought ...
Excitant ruby lodge genital piercing
  01/05/17
not something so general that it is meaningless fluff (e.g....
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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:35 PM
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Date: February 8th, 2015 1:40 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
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Date: November 3rd, 2015 4:15 PM
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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:36 PM
Author: Laughsome frum idiot

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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: marvelous hall

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Date: July 7th, 2014 9:00 PM
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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:36 PM
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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: marvelous hall

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Date: December 2nd, 2014 9:42 PM
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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:36 PM
Author: brindle depressive

what do you think Meriwether Lewis would think about it?

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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: bateful nighttime cruise ship

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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: brindle depressive

What do you mean what?

You, a young millenial male, sit at home with with no job and crusty socks, denied by 5s on okc, with 100k in educational debt, and you're fashioning an 'interests' section on a resume to ensure potential corporate employers you are as bland, obedient and politically correct as they come, so some affirmative action hire in HR can forward your resume and you can begin the bean counting you will call your career in the downwardly mobile society of a decaying country.

What do you think frontiersman, explorer and surveyor of unknown lands Meriwhether Lewis would think about the interests section on your resume?

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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:53 PM
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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: racy kitchen

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Date: December 2nd, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: translucent heady love of her life

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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:59 PM
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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: Bronze Bearded Temple Tattoo

Twist: Meriwether Lewis killed himself.

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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: brindle depressive

twist? you mean a noble ending to a noble life.

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Date: July 7th, 2014 12:11 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle splenetic range lettuce

He was more like a millennial than you think:

These problems included Lewis' debts, heavy drinking and possible morphine/opium use, his failure to prepare the expedition's journals for publication, his repeated failure to find a wife, and his role in the deterioration in his friendship with Thomas Jefferson.[8][27] Lewis died while travelling to Washington to petition the government after it had refused to honour drafts paid by Lewis as Governor of Louisiana Territory, leaving him in potentially ruinous debt. He had written his will and attempted suicide already on this journey, having to be restrained.[28]

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#48001273)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 2:20 PM
Author: comical high-end den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#48070579)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 4:22 PM
Author: Exhilarant narrow-minded pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#48082000)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good national cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#48082010)



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Date: October 5th, 2024 11:42 PM
Author: Mind-boggling dingle berry theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#48168110)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 9:40 PM
Author: house-broken sooty son of senegal psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#48343511)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: Irradiated soggy home

I really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#48343615)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 7:13 PM
Author: Exhilarant narrow-minded pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#49760149)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 9:42 PM
Author: histrionic nudist foreskin public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#49860632)



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Date: July 29th, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis

Poast of the Millenium still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#50031714)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:00 PM
Author: multi-colored chrome masturbator corner

I wail before the wall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#41407456)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: bateful nighttime cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25882158)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: scarlet greedy stage people who are hurt

Just say:

Race realism

Neoreaction

Men's Rights



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25882159)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Abusive Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25882194)



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Date: November 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: carmine pea-brained kitty

outrageously underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#26688916)



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Date: June 22nd, 2020 2:10 AM
Author: Swollen toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#40470494)



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Date: February 6th, 2015 3:25 PM
Author: Dashing hell corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#27262857)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 4:47 PM
Author: Mind-boggling dingle berry theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#44470792)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:38 PM
Author: racy kitchen

Having this on resume is TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25882175)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:38 PM
Author: bateful nighttime cruise ship

explain please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25882181)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: racy kitchen

Nobody gives a flying fuck what your shitty interests are. They only care if you can do the work they need done and if you can communicate better than an XO aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25882258)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:50 PM
Author: racy kitchen

"Oh shit Bob, this kid enjoys playing the harmonica and baking pastries!!! Let's get him in here!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25882289)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: brindle depressive

ti, oc, tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25882296)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: Glassy locale volcanic crater

That's not the point. It gives you something else to talk about, leads to better interviews.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25882404)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: awkward dopamine

You're not getting the job anyway, so it doesn't matter what lies you put on your resume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25882199)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: bateful nighttime cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25882248)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: snowy stag film

Try "Nigger threading and IFNB"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25882251)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author:  fighting spot patrolman

Nah, you should say race realism. Let's not be offensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25882739)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 11:45 PM
Author:  senate incel

And TRUMPholing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#29741474)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:47 PM
Author: Low-t Navy Piazza Fortuitous Meteor

Depends on the position. If this is for a summer associate position, definitely find something interesting to put in there. Most of your interviews are just going to be shooting the shit.

But be warned that you'll look dumb if you're not actually interested in your interests.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25882269)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: iridescent faggot firefighter

Cr. there's an aspie at my firm that goes apeshit when the interests are fake-ish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25882301)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:52 PM
Author: bateful nighttime cruise ship

yeah it's for OCI. i just don't really have any interests and am a mindless beta law drone.

do you think i'm hurting myself by not including one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25882305)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:55 PM
Author: Low-t Navy Piazza Fortuitous Meteor

what do you talk about with people you just meet? a sports team? movies? anything?

you just need something for some dude to be like "Oh you like the 49ers? What do you think of Kaepernicks new deal?"

or "Oh you like fantasy novels? Do you watch Game of Thrones?"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25882326)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: bateful nighttime cruise ship

i know absolutely nothing about sports and could not string 2 sentences together about any single sport, college or professional. i could think of 2-4 things that i could competently discuss and feign enthusiasm for but it seems disingenuous and honestly just really fucking stupid.

i just wonder, if i could do well in an interview, if i would be hurting myself by not including one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25882344)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:00 PM
Author: cordovan legend

definitely hurting yourself. interview is usu little more than bulshitting about interests.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25882359)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:02 PM
Author: bateful nighttime cruise ship

hmm. can you think of any fake interests i could learn about in the next month?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25882374)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: dark at-the-ready double fault round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#27002732)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: bateful nighttime cruise ship

Hey shut up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#27002737)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:03 PM
Author: Low-t Navy Piazza Fortuitous Meteor

no one is going to say anything that you don't have any

they'll probably just ask you more questions about your 1L summer job and generic law stuff. you'd only be hurting yourself to the extent you won't randomly get a callback because one of the dudes you interviewed with also really liked fly fishing or true crime novels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25882387)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author:  Hyperventilating Useless Brakes

TCR is: one thing that seems smart (e.g., 18th c. literature), one thing that's sporty (e.g., golf), one thing that's cultural or artistic (e.g., photography).

But make sure this is all shit you want to talk about in an interview.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25882272)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: racy kitchen

Lol faggot!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25882297)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:53 PM
Author: bateful nighttime cruise ship

none of that language in my thread please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25882311)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:54 PM
Author: Glittery pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25882316)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: Laughsome frum idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25882331)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: brindle depressive

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25882337)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author:  Hyperventilating Useless Brakes

Don't hate just because you have subpar interests.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25882406)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 12:16 AM
Author: Claret doctorate lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25883364)



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Date: January 5th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: slippery underhanded nursing home gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#32307153)



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Date: November 12th, 2020 4:06 PM
Author: Mind-boggling dingle berry theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#41352154)



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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:01 PM
Author: Excitant ruby lodge genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#41407462)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:53 PM
Author: fuchsia faggotry

(dwight schrute)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25882309)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:54 PM
Author:  topaz electric furnace

While I think this is not smart for legal employers, EVERY OTHER INDUSTRY save for maybe finance will like one with creative interests. I once performed at a music festival and include that in an oblique reference under my interest section. It has come up multiple times and seems CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25882320)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: Low-t Navy Piazza Fortuitous Meteor

It goes for legal interviews too.

(1) People want to shoot the shit in interviews. Think of your interests as giving the person you're interviewing a chance to "layover" test you - see if they'd want to spend a two hour delay with you.

(2) People love seeing talent. Being a state champion duck caller or a carpenter who is restoring an old house makes you stand out. No one gives a shit if you like jazz music, but they will like that you play jazz music every Friday at some bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25882350)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:00 PM
Author: bateful nighttime cruise ship

the problem for me is that i have no interests or talents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25882358)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 9:24 PM
Author: Tan site

...and you don't like sports.

maybe you should just killself already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25888068)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: bateful nighttime cruise ship

why do you not think it's smart for legal employers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25882352)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:02 PM
Author:  topaz electric furnace

I'm really cynical and think it's just grades/school rank most of the time. But I would not shy away if you have an interesting talent. For OCI it might make sense. Laterals? LOL. Government? LOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25882377)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: bateful nighttime cruise ship

so maybe for OCI, but not for mass-mail?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25882397)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:15 PM
Author: iridescent faggot firefighter

I still like it for laterals. I need to talk to you about something for a half hour and if you make me talk to you about law shit for the whole half hour, I am dinging your ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25882497)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: lavender sound barrier

If your interests would be shit like "travel, running, watching Mad Men, and reading mystery novels!" then don't fucking put an interests section on your resume. Only put it there if you have something sufficiently interesting that it could be used as a conversation starter in an interview. Otherwise, you just seem lame and dull.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25882480)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:17 PM
Author: bateful nighttime cruise ship

i mean that's basically the sort of thing i could come up with. 1) generic athletic activity that i participate in recreationally. 2) musical instrument ability. 3) specific literature interest. that's all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25882513)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: lavender sound barrier

Unless your muscial ability is significant, leave the whole section off.

I never included one on my resume either. Instead, I listed a humorous internship I did in UG that many people in my area would immediately recognize and want to chat about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25882541)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: bateful nighttime cruise ship

i mean i just don't think i have anything interesting at all. literally just school/law school/job stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25882550)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:30 PM
Author: lavender sound barrier

fine. then just leave it off. must lawyers are boring fucks. congrats on being one such individual. you won't be unusual in this regard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25882611)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: Offensive cuckoldry

switch that athletic activity to competitively

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25882552)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:27 PM
Author: lavender sound barrier

competitively pursues pick-up basketball? lulz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25882581)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:27 PM
Author: Offensive cuckoldry

my adult baseball league is very serious bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25882585)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:30 PM
Author: lavender sound barrier

you'll get in everywhere you apply!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25882605)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:19 PM
Author: Offensive cuckoldry

i have olympic weightlifting, figure skating, and n threading

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25882523)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author:  church building

any clubs/associations you are a part of that either are interesting, chill/fratty, or help signify you have connections of some type

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25882548)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: bateful nighttime cruise ship

not really in any clubs or associations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25882553)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:28 PM
Author:  church building

well shit son I can lead a horse to water but not make it drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25882588)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:45 PM
Author: bateful nighttime cruise ship

thanks for trying bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25882726)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: fantasy-prone

Just do lie your ass off, bro.

I listed "play in 80s throwback band" for a while. It was a straight up lie. I literally talked to a partner about it for like 10 minutes, not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25882613)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:47 PM
Author: Glittery pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25882736)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: flushed trust fund laser beams

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25882742)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:49 PM
Author:  fighting spot patrolman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25882749)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 10:57 PM
Author: bateful nighttime cruise ship

(1)80

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25882825)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: Abusive Wagecucks

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25882881)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Claret doctorate lay

19-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25883383)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: Irate Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25883893)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: soul-stirring mahogany immigrant shrine

who were u guy infuenced by?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25887792)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 8:24 PM
Author: insane black hissy fit meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25887844)



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Date: November 10th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author: adventurous water buffalo

180 i should do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#26688923)



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Trip dilemma

my thought exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#26845263)



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Date: November 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: pale bearded area

Clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#26689974)



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Date: November 7th, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: cracking jap

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#29130504)



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Date: August 13th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: twisted abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#36610062)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author:  erotic shitlib

Auto ding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25882860)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: bateful nighttime cruise ship

how so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25882865)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: bateful nighttime cruise ship

well you guys have been surprisingly helpful. ty and good night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25883114)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: bateful nighttime cruise ship

thoughts on "stimming"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25887647)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 8:48 PM
Author: pale bearded area

Amusing, but unlikely to land a job or result in no offer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25887950)



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Date: July 7th, 2014 8:52 PM
Author: Shaky jet-lagged really tough guy

Are you a D-1 athlete that can help the firm basketball/softball/soccer/flag football or any other team? That's the only shit I look at listed interests for. Well, that and to laugh at the interests with co-workers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#25887958)



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Date: August 27th, 2014 5:39 AM
Author: Hairraiser twinkling space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#26216328)



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Date: November 10th, 2014 3:00 PM
Author:  copper marketing idea

Then put "I have no interests, talents, or hobbies" on resume. Please post recruiter reactions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#26688933)



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Date: November 10th, 2014 5:54 PM
Author: Cheese-eating adulterous pisswyrm friendly grandma

Or just put "Interests:" and leave it blank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#26690102)



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Date: May 7th, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: Swollen toilet seat

Interests: N/A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#44470950)



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Date: November 25th, 2014 3:22 PM
Author: Hairraiser twinkling space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#26798086)



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Date: November 25th, 2014 3:25 PM
Author: unhinged

should 100% have it assuming you list normal stuff like golf, skiing, whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#26798103)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 6:17 PM
Author: 

All it does is make you come across as a guy who isn't qualified for the job and needs it to fill out his resume and fill interviews with something to talk about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#26976170)



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Date: January 3rd, 2015 10:50 AM
Author:  fighting spot patrolman

*enraged aspie with no interests*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#27046492)



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Date: December 21st, 2014 6:17 PM
Author: Jet

LSD GYNECOLOGY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#26976172)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 10:27 PM
Author: Abusive Wagecucks

ungarbaged, 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#27002699)



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Date: December 26th, 2014 10:29 PM
Author: unhinged

it's cool if you have chill, fratty interests. i once spent half of an interview talking about trout fishing with a bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#27002710)



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Date: February 6th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: pink autistic digit ratio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS6kzUTW-sA

"I see your hobbies are drinking, smoking weed and all kinds of ill shit."

"yea"

HIRED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#27262958)



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Date: February 8th, 2015 1:29 PM
Author:  bonkers party of the first part

I have a 180 interests section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#27273503)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 7:05 PM
Author: Sable Overrated Station

“Not working”

“Spending my dad’s money”

“Being a shiftless lush”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#34830890)



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Date: March 21st, 2023 6:42 PM
Author:  Red Persian

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#46080848)



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Date: February 8th, 2015 1:37 PM
Author: Yapping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#27273559)



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Date: February 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Indigo gay wizard

Is it webcam ass gaping?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#27273626)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:40 PM
Author: saffron 180 office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#27653081)



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Date: August 16th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author:  Becky

I wrote about INFB. was immediately offered in-counsel position at Halford Industries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#28566277)



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Date: January 5th, 2017 5:43 PM
Author: saffron 180 office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#32307135)



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Date: January 5th, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Excitant ruby lodge genital piercing

Whenever interviewers asked me about BRYCE HARPER I thought the interview was going well. but they didnt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#32307186)



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Date: January 5th, 2017 5:56 PM
Author:  mildly autistic preventive strike

not something so general that it is meaningless fluff (e.g. WGWWG)

not something that a significant number of people oppose or find repulsive (e.g. AGWWG)

something that is respectable, but so niche that any employer who remotely shares in that interest will have a feeling of near-kinship with you (e.g. WGWAG)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#32307227)



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Date: January 5th, 2017 8:30 PM
Author: coral personal credit line quadroon

it's a good way to weed out Asian chicks who have married HANDSOME and thus don't have an Asian name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#32308510)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author:  flatulent antidepressant drug

I have one or two interesting ones that I put on there; I can speak intelligently for a few minutes about them so it comes across like they are actual interest instead of just saying masturbating and ranting against the urban elite

When I started to get serious interviews it actually helped, I would say 50% of the time they circled it and at the and wanted to talk about it and gave me an opportunity to not be a corporate automaton for a few minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#32655691)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 11:45 PM
Author:  trump supporter

put something that completely does not match what you look like. if you’re short and fat, put basketball. if you’re a black dude, put country music. if you’re asian, put hardcore gangsta rap. if you’re a white male, put not being a racist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#34772605)



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Date: November 25th, 2017 11:47 PM
Author: Sable Overrated Station

NOWAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#34772614)



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Date: December 3rd, 2017 7:03 PM
Author: Sable Overrated Station

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#34830877)



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Date: February 3rd, 2019 5:57 PM
Author: drunken



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#37717512)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 8:49 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal pearl step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#38198612)



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Date: September 21st, 2020 10:14 AM
Author:  burgundy newt

I have reviewed thousands of resumes and the only "interests" section I can remember is from a woman who climbed Mt. Kilimanjaro without supplemental oxygen. I think it is of little value and you will not be dinged for skipping it. I am not sure law recruiters want to hire people with interests anyway. I had a life before law school and was told by an honest interviewer at OCI that if I did one more thing it would be "damn near fatal." He said that law sucked so much that they didn't like to hire people who had other options, as they would invariably leave and go do something else. And this was 45 years ago - imagine today.

Of course I am obsolete, so if the placement people strongly suggest you put something in, make it look applicable to law - something that would aid getting clients for example. At least make sure it's active rather than passive, e.g., playing music > listening to music. If a firm claims it is doing holistic hiring you can be sure it's a lie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#40958474)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:15 PM
Author: Stubborn rough-skinned multi-billionaire
Subject: Mt. Kili is a gentle day hike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#47500292)



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Date: June 1st, 2024 10:58 AM
Author: concupiscible sinister sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#47709989)



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Date: October 7th, 2020 2:12 PM
Author:  fluffy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#41066004)



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Date: November 4th, 2021 9:23 PM
Author: rose

try to say something harmlessly funny or that makes you seem interesting. otherwise don’t bother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#43389049)



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Date: December 24th, 2021 11:05 PM
Author:  mauve factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#43671609)



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Date: March 21st, 2023 6:44 PM
Author:  Red Persian

Interests section is 180 but you need to have actual interests you can ad lib about. That's what they're there for. If someone tells me they like "literature" or some shit I ask them to recommend me a book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#46080850)



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Date: April 23rd, 2023 7:19 AM
Author: Painfully honest famous landscape painting

"vengeance" (with no context or other interests) seems cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#46227742)



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Date: April 23rd, 2023 8:00 AM
Author: costumed mexican

you do know you're about to get rejected/fired once you start talking about hobbies or "interests" with your employer

they're not your friends or even sentient entities, their goal is to extract as much value as possible at the lowest bidder along with countless other parameters

but interests? yeah, you're fucked. it's over.

oh and also, fuck companies that do this i.e. try to turn a job, any job into a fucking 'lifestyle' or any hint of entrepreneurship

check the numbers now and look how that turned out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#46227783)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: mint elastic band

When I updated my resume under interests it said “shopping online.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#47500308)



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Date: July 21st, 2024 10:10 AM
Author:  olive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#47873246)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:18 PM
Author:  insanely creepy

https://suno.com/song/78606ed5-51c1-407a-bc60-8fe2ed0b567b

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#48070048)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: Amethyst

Easily the gayest part of any resume

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#48070051)



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Date: September 12th, 2024 4:22 PM
Author: Exhilarant narrow-minded pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#48081997)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: histrionic nudist foreskin public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#49422143)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Stubborn rough-skinned multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#49760153)



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Date: July 29th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: Richard Ames

There was some thread on XO a couple of years back titled "It says on your resume that your interests include "debunking the holohoax" can you..."

Or something to that effect. I laugh regularly thinking of the phrase "debunking the holohoax" and the idea of it being on an interests section.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2612050&forum_id=2,5#50031717)