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🚨 POLL: What will TRUMP announce TONIGHT (4/1) at 9pm EST?

Prediction: Declare victory and a "conditional" en...
swashbuckling unhinged dilemma wrinkle
  04/01/26
Some bullshit lies on behalf of his masters and to play the ...
Wine Beta Pit Toaster
  04/01/26
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Razzle flickering boiling water
  04/01/26
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exciting business firm
  04/01/26
despite our great attempts at negotiating - and i gotta say,...
Buff reading party elastic band
  04/01/26
I just saw an x post that some polymarket account that has c...
sticky incel
  04/01/26
oil is pumping and market dumping into the close.
Buff reading party elastic band
  04/01/26
He's receiving the TBF Medal of Israeli Honor
Razzle flickering boiling water
  04/01/26
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swashbuckling unhinged dilemma wrinkle
  04/01/26
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exciting business firm
  04/01/26
More American tax $$$ and lives for "Israel"
comical hateful juggernaut
  04/01/26
its quite possible that this orange idiot hasnt even decided...
Maroon crawly bawdyhouse factory reset button
  04/01/26
He's gonna wish all his MAGA supporters a Happy Pesach and a...
Razzle flickering boiling water
  04/01/26
why ask us? ask bibi
Chartreuse appetizing ape hunting ground
  04/01/26
Just touting accomplishments and reiterating his previous de...
razzle-dazzle pink preventive strike point
  04/01/26
He's going to announce a draft lottery as an April Fool's jo...
Khaki self-absorbed stag film blood rage
  04/01/26
with the first pick in the 2026 iran war draft, the united s...
Buff reading party elastic band
  04/01/26
rolling out the fog of war: vague reassurance that the war w...
mint theater
  04/01/26
*nailed it*
mint theater
  04/02/26
He's going to announce a new cryptocurrency
spruce hell
  04/01/26
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Wine Beta Pit Toaster
  04/01/26
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stirring rusted hominid indian lodge
  04/01/26
maybe a new edition of the Trump Bible(tm)
know-it-all provocative chapel boistinker
  04/01/26
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exciting business firm
  04/01/26
Khargcoin
Yapping striped hyena
  04/01/26
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cerebral turquoise police squad home
  04/01/26
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Wine Beta Pit Toaster
  04/01/26
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aqua marvelous hall
  04/01/26
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Carmine Stain
  04/01/26
...
Territorial Nibblets Stage
  04/01/26
*EDT you mean
haunting bateful legal warrant death wish
  04/01/26
politico says its a mission accomplished speech
Buff reading party elastic band
  04/01/26
it's 4 hours, he could change his mind 3 times by then
Yapping striped hyena
  04/01/26
He's just going to whip his meat out and beat the holy hell ...
Glittery cyan school cuck
  04/01/26
It would be terrible for my portfolio but I kinda hope he do...
galvanic translucent state
  04/01/26
Detailed McLaughlin style round table discussion of Mr. Noem...
exciting business firm
  04/01/26
It'll just be a 20-minute diatribe against that lib judge wh...
haunting bateful legal warrant death wish
  04/01/26
Boots on the ground obviously
Mewling son of senegal
  04/01/26
Can't find the link to the actual video because it's been pr...
silver ticket booth love of her life
  04/01/26
Putting money on the need to destroy Iran's nuclear capabili...
Vibrant Useless Brakes
  04/01/26
Infrastructure Week
tantric insanely creepy mad cow disease filthpig
  04/01/26
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haunting bateful legal warrant death wish
  04/01/26
He will whine about Europe not drying for Israel and say Hor...
Carmine Stain
  04/01/26
"I'm gay."
concupiscible startled lay rigpig
  04/01/26
We are winning so much that we are already tired of winning!...
Territorial Nibblets Stage
  04/01/26


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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: swashbuckling unhinged dilemma wrinkle

Prediction: Declare victory and a "conditional" end to the operation with the right to "hit Iran harder than they've ever been hit before" if they get hostile. Also tells NATO to fuck off and good luck with Hormuz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2,5#49786505)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Wine Beta Pit Toaster

Some bullshit lies on behalf of his masters and to play the stock market like a personal casino

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2,5#49786509)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: Razzle flickering boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2,5#49786571)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:40 PM
Author: exciting business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2,5#49787045)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: Buff reading party elastic band

despite our great attempts at negotiating - and i gotta say, they're really great, no one has seen anything like it - iran is unwilling to open the strait, so we're taking kharg island. many good service members will die and gas prices will rise, but that's a small price to pay to make america great again. baal demands a sacrifice once and in awhile and we're gonna give him one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2,5#49786513)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: sticky incel

I just saw an x post that some polymarket account that has correctly predicted everything about Iran this year just bet $800K that he’s going to announce large ground invasion tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2,5#49786518)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Buff reading party elastic band

oil is pumping and market dumping into the close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2,5#49786521)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Razzle flickering boiling water

He's receiving the TBF Medal of Israeli Honor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2,5#49786574)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: swashbuckling unhinged dilemma wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2,5#49786654)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: exciting business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2,5#49787047)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: comical hateful juggernaut

More American tax $$$ and lives for "Israel"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2,5#49786663)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: Maroon crawly bawdyhouse factory reset button

its quite possible that this orange idiot hasnt even decided, like he literally maybe wants to leave but the jews have control over him. he will just make a last min decision and be like oh wells

also possible he's gonna announce ground, thats why stocks boomed today, they pumped them and bought puts which will print money tomorrow

its weird he is doing this on a wed, he cld have waited for thurs and then market closed on fri. but he did it today so his jew friends can scam the options market

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2,5#49786666)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: Razzle flickering boiling water

He's gonna wish all his MAGA supporters a Happy Pesach and a good fast to the First Born

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2,5#49786673)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: Chartreuse appetizing ape hunting ground

why ask us? ask bibi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2,5#49786674)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle pink preventive strike point

Just touting accomplishments and reiterating his previous deadline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2,5#49786710)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: Khaki self-absorbed stag film blood rage

He's going to announce a draft lottery as an April Fool's joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2,5#49786716)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Buff reading party elastic band

with the first pick in the 2026 iran war draft, the united states marine corps selects baron trump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2,5#49786736)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: mint theater

rolling out the fog of war: vague reassurance that the war will end shortly with strong threat to Iran he may escalate if provoked-- in short, he will spout the same old same old lies (of omission) to buy time for an ignominious and forced retreat from the Persian Gulf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2,5#49786720)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 5:49 AM
Author: mint theater

*nailed it*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2,5#49788422)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: spruce hell

He's going to announce a new cryptocurrency

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2,5#49786950)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Wine Beta Pit Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2,5#49786956)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: stirring rusted hominid indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2,5#49786975)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: know-it-all provocative chapel boistinker

maybe a new edition of the Trump Bible(tm)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2,5#49786976)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: exciting business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2,5#49787049)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: Yapping striped hyena

Khargcoin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2,5#49787064)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:50 PM
Author: cerebral turquoise police squad home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2,5#49787222)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: Wine Beta Pit Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2,5#49787225)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: aqua marvelous hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2,5#49787241)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: Carmine Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2,5#49787126)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:07 PM
Author: Territorial Nibblets Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2,5#49787249)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: haunting bateful legal warrant death wish

*EDT you mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2,5#49786991)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Buff reading party elastic band

politico says its a mission accomplished speech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2,5#49786994)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: Yapping striped hyena

it's 4 hours, he could change his mind 3 times by then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2,5#49787002)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: Glittery cyan school cuck

He's just going to whip his meat out and beat the holy hell out of it for 10 minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2,5#49787011)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: galvanic translucent state

It would be terrible for my portfolio but I kinda hope he does a Godfather baptism scene kinda thing where all the remaining Iranian leaders get got simultaneously in kooky ways during the speech.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2,5#49787059)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: exciting business firm

Detailed McLaughlin style round table discussion of Mr. Noem’s tits



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2,5#49787060)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: haunting bateful legal warrant death wish

It'll just be a 20-minute diatribe against that lib judge who halted construction on the Beautiful Ballroom. With some asides about the SCOTUS hearing, since he'll be thinking about legal issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2,5#49787109)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: Mewling son of senegal

Boots on the ground obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2,5#49787113)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: silver ticket booth love of her life

Can't find the link to the actual video because it's been pretty well scrubbed from the internet, but he's going to do something like this:

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/09/donald-trump-birther-obama-press-conference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2,5#49787120)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Vibrant Useless Brakes

Putting money on the need to destroy Iran's nuclear capabilities entirely. Which justifies boots on the ground.

I am sympathetic to this argument. Hate me if you want but there's logic to the argument that Iran can never have nuclear capabilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2,5#49787121)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: tantric insanely creepy mad cow disease filthpig

Infrastructure Week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2,5#49787122)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:40 PM
Author: haunting bateful legal warrant death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2,5#49788257)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Carmine Stain

He will whine about Europe not drying for Israel and say Hormuz is Europe’s problem now then he will invade Kharg island Friday night/Saturday morning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2,5#49787123)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: concupiscible startled lay rigpig

"I'm gay."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2,5#49787226)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Territorial Nibblets Stage

We are winning so much that we are already tired of winning! That is why I signed the Declaration of Big Win with the lawful Iranian leader whom I personally crowned the Shah yesterday at Mar-A-Largo. Also, we will be renaming Haramuzian strait (seriously, what kind of name is it?) into the Trump Win Strait. I am also introducing the BigWinCoin and BigWin hats available for sale now on the White House website. For only $39.99 you can purchase a beautiful Big Win hat, but for $3,999.99 you can have a special edition BigWin hat personally signed by me. For $399.99 signed by Marco Rubio. And the best winning news - we accept WinCoin now, purchases with WinCoin get a special 20% Big Win discount. TODAY ONLY! Also, TODAY ONLY you can have your BigWin hat shipped free, normally $7.99!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2,5#49787327)