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I go to the Outback and eat an entire blooming onion myself.

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for th...
lake dysfunction
  09/15/13
explain.
razzmatazz bat-shit-crazy pisswyrm stage
  09/15/13
It gets soggy if you order it take-out
lake dysfunction
  09/15/13
this is not bad
indigo dilemma
  09/15/13
dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.
Amber Big Property
  09/15/13
the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks
fragrant kitty
  09/15/13
does outback not have a "bar area" that has small ...
Comical sapphire forum son of senegal
  09/15/13
outback bars are garbage
outnumbered rehab faggot firefighter
  06/22/16
this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat ou...
indigo dilemma
  09/15/13
those things are MONEY
rough-skinned location hairy legs
  09/15/13
"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and ...
tantric principal's office
  09/15/13
...
Self-centered pearl locus old irish cottage
  09/15/13
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razzmatazz bat-shit-crazy pisswyrm stage
  09/15/13
Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang
indigo dilemma
  09/15/13
I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnov...
lake dysfunction
  09/15/13
...
bateful theater feces
  12/03/15
https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw
Provocative parlour dog poop
  02/11/23
I pity your toilet the next day
talking trailer park
  09/15/13
its ok.
lake dysfunction
  09/25/15
Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.
hairraiser water buffalo
  09/25/15
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lake dysfunction
  12/03/15
180
Titillating cerise church volcanic crater
  12/03/15
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lake dysfunction
  01/22/16
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Galvanic abode
  01/22/16
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bateful theater feces
  01/22/16
Juts did this with a LOADED onion.
lake dysfunction
  06/22/16
...
Titillating cerise church volcanic crater
  06/22/16
Going to do it again tonight.
lake dysfunction
  06/21/17
do you pay?
Umber Excitant Indian Lodge Main People
  06/21/17
*checks skin* White, so yes.
lake dysfunction
  06/21/17
are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your ga...
Umber Excitant Indian Lodge Main People
  06/21/17
No. I eat it at the restaurant.
lake dysfunction
  06/21/17
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lake dysfunction
  03/16/18
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lake dysfunction
  05/16/18
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lake dysfunction
  07/03/19
180
Up-to-no-good costumed filthpig
  07/03/19
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lake dysfunction
  07/30/19
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lake dysfunction
  02/11/23
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Floppy people who are hurt stag film
  02/11/23
OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass
orchid theatre shitlib
  02/11/23
he's gonna make it
fiercely-loyal school cafeteria
  02/11/23
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animeboi
  04/07/26
ALPHA AF
exciting nibblets
  02/11/23
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charismatic free-loading parlor community account
  10/25/23
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lake dysfunction
  03/10/24
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lake dysfunction
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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: lake dysfunction

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for the table to share. The server keeps coming back to see if I want to wait for everyone else to order dinner. All the while I am eating the blooming onion myself. I also order extra onion dipping sauce because I slather that shit on. When I'm done I tell the waitress the other people had car trouble and leave.

OP is not disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#24056326)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: razzmatazz bat-shit-crazy pisswyrm stage

explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#24056330)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:31 PM
Author: lake dysfunction

It gets soggy if you order it take-out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#24056539)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:36 PM
Author: indigo dilemma

this is not bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#24056570)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: Amber Big Property

dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#24056556)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: fragrant kitty

the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#24056565)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:44 PM
Author: Comical sapphire forum son of senegal

does outback not have a "bar area" that has small tables you can seat yourself at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#24056623)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: outnumbered rehab faggot firefighter

outback bars are garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#30767994)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: indigo dilemma

this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat out without the FUCKING WIFE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#24056574)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: rough-skinned location hairy legs

those things are MONEY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#24056577)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: tantric principal's office

"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and claims his party had 'car trouble.' People like that just depress the hell out of me, and *I* work as a waitress at an Outback."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#24056604)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: Self-centered pearl locus old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#24056608)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: razzmatazz bat-shit-crazy pisswyrm stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#24056636)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:47 PM
Author: indigo dilemma

Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#24056643)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: lake dysfunction

I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#24058146)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: bateful theater feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#29299302)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:25 PM
Author: Provocative parlour dog poop

https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#45919100)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: talking trailer park

I pity your toilet the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#24056641)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: lake dysfunction

its ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#28836166)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: hairraiser water buffalo

Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#28836184)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: lake dysfunction

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#29298981)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Titillating cerise church volcanic crater

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#29299283)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: lake dysfunction

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#29654712)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: Galvanic abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#29654737)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: bateful theater feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#29654741)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: lake dysfunction

Juts did this with a LOADED onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#30767514)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Titillating cerise church volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#30767981)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: lake dysfunction

Going to do it again tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#33613031)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: Umber Excitant Indian Lodge Main People

do you pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#33613041)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: lake dysfunction

*checks skin*

White, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#33613049)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:28 PM
Author: Umber Excitant Indian Lodge Main People

are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your garage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#33613055)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:33 PM
Author: lake dysfunction

No. I eat it at the restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#33613099)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: lake dysfunction

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#35620543)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: lake dysfunction

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#36060662)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:58 AM
Author: lake dysfunction

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#38477701)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good costumed filthpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#38477704)



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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: lake dysfunction

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#38611898)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:19 PM
Author: lake dysfunction

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#45919076)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: Floppy people who are hurt stag film

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#45919079)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: orchid theatre shitlib

OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#45919106)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:29 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school cafeteria

he's gonna make it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#45919114)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#49799752)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:34 PM
Author: exciting nibblets

ALPHA AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#45919128)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:13 PM
Author: charismatic free-loading parlor community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#46983261)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 12:52 PM
Author: lake dysfunction

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#47480319)



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Date: April 21st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: lake dysfunction

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2,5#48867830)