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Hairless meetinghouse half-breed
  06/09/26
terrible day for black people and the affluent white shitlib...
Aromatic Peach Nowag University
  06/09/26
Bro you never watched my CA9 argument this morning? It's ar...
Swashbuckling purple international law enforcement agency
  06/09/26
context?
Aromatic Peach Nowag University
  06/09/26
https://youtu.be/V3P2ZxZwI9E?si=mwMF8aczoKeKWYP3 We're su...
Swashbuckling purple international law enforcement agency
  06/09/26
Did they make any decent offers?
Mewling Cruel-hearted Kitchen Patrolman
  06/09/26
strong post/moniker synergy
appetizing multi-billionaire
  06/09/26
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180 Hominid
  06/09/26
Not yet; they had persuaded our kindly judge that $400M/year...
Swashbuckling purple international law enforcement agency
  06/09/26
Weird!
Glittery Doctorate Jew
  06/09/26
wow, finally you do sth worthwhile
Aromatic Peach Nowag University
  06/09/26
BTW Perplexity AI does this too. found out i been subscribed...
Aromatic Peach Nowag University
  06/09/26
What’s the monthly charge, and are you in CA?
Swashbuckling purple international law enforcement agency
  06/09/26
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Rose Racy Reading Party
  06/09/26
$20/mo. The company is based in SF, so is that enough?
Aromatic Peach Nowag University
  06/09/26
Yeah, that should do it. I don’t know this outfit, but...
Swashbuckling purple international law enforcement agency
  06/09/26
whats your email? they never even sent me an email when i so...
Aromatic Peach Nowag University
  06/09/26
Perfect. Failure to send a confirming email with directions ...
Swashbuckling purple international law enforcement agency
  06/09/26
sent
Aromatic Peach Nowag University
  06/09/26
Replied with a question
Swashbuckling purple international law enforcement agency
  06/09/26
i don't see the question, just saw your response that you're...
Aromatic Peach Nowag University
  06/09/26
Right on. You answered my question with your “Also&rdq...
Swashbuckling purple international law enforcement agency
  06/09/26
subscribed
Filthy son of senegal alpha
  06/09/26
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apoplectic box office
  06/09/26
Just walked through the Perplexity sign-up process, and thes...
Swashbuckling purple international law enforcement agency
  06/10/26
180000000 you're still a fucking retard for your AI takes...
honey-headed metal incel
  06/10/26
18000000 fuck them in their ass. also sue them.
Filthy son of senegal alpha
  06/10/26
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Irradiated Adulterous Sound Barrier
  06/10/26
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marvelous house-broken scourge upon the earth
  06/11/26
AI MFE EPAH has never heard of Perplexity?????? lmfao
honey-headed metal incel
  06/09/26
EPAH and I are gonna take down the whole AI racket. Goy Supe...
Aromatic Peach Nowag University
  06/09/26
? All I know about “AI” is that it’s all a...
Swashbuckling purple international law enforcement agency
  06/09/26
idk what you're trying to say
honey-headed metal incel
  06/09/26
lmao good work
marvelous house-broken scourge upon the earth
  06/09/26
Nice job. You probably saw how well it was going with the la...
green odious useless brakes
  06/09/26
Rofl nice save when she asked you what analysis COA should a...
green odious useless brakes
  06/09/26
Irritating part is that the en banc case came out five days ...
Swashbuckling purple international law enforcement agency
  06/09/26
Is the issue basically, does it count for purposeful availme...
green odious useless brakes
  06/09/26
Basically. The real problem is that some dummies on CA9 15 y...
Swashbuckling purple international law enforcement agency
  06/09/26
the shortmo is kind of right about these internet cases real...
green odious useless brakes
  06/09/26
He’s not right at all; his argument is idiotic. It&rsq...
Swashbuckling purple international law enforcement agency
  06/09/26
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Irradiated Adulterous Sound Barrier
  06/09/26
Would you agree that most lolyers arent very good at it?
Hairraiser wild spot masturbator
  06/09/26
I’d say the distribution is about the same as people w...
Swashbuckling purple international law enforcement agency
  06/09/26
And a good percent of lawyers are too scared to even pick up...
Massive Nudist Telephone Lodge
  06/10/26
can you sue frontier airlines too on their all you can fly s...
electric plum dysfunction
  06/10/26
sounds like a pretty good day for EPAH
Snowy useless ceo
  06/09/26


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Date: June 9th, 2026 4:08 PM
Author: Hairless meetinghouse half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2,5#49925889)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 4:08 PM
Author: Aromatic Peach Nowag University

terrible day for black people and the affluent white shitlibs who enable them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2,5#49925895)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Swashbuckling purple international law enforcement agency

Bro you never watched my CA9 argument this morning? It's around $1B exposure for the defensemos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2,5#49925904)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 4:13 PM
Author: Aromatic Peach Nowag University

context?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2,5#49925913)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 4:16 PM
Author: Swashbuckling purple international law enforcement agency

https://youtu.be/V3P2ZxZwI9E?si=mwMF8aczoKeKWYP3

We're suing OnlyFans for automatically-renewing subscriptions, going back to 2018.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2,5#49925918)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Mewling Cruel-hearted Kitchen Patrolman

Did they make any decent offers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2,5#49925927)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: appetizing multi-billionaire

strong post/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2,5#49925929)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: 180 Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2,5#49925932)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Swashbuckling purple international law enforcement agency

Not yet; they had persuaded our kindly judge that $400M/year in financial transactions isn’t “minimum contacts.”

Kinda fine, since it just adds two more year$ of tran$action$ to the claim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2,5#49926037)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 9:24 PM
Author: Glittery Doctorate Jew

Weird!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2,5#49926601)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: Aromatic Peach Nowag University

wow, finally you do sth worthwhile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2,5#49925961)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: Aromatic Peach Nowag University

BTW Perplexity AI does this too. found out i been subscribed post free trial for over a year even tho i havent logged in since i initially tried it. pls sue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2,5#49925963)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: Swashbuckling purple international law enforcement agency

What’s the monthly charge, and are you in CA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2,5#49926030)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: Rose Racy Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2,5#49926063)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 5:19 PM
Author: Aromatic Peach Nowag University

$20/mo. The company is based in SF, so is that enough?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2,5#49926074)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: Swashbuckling purple international law enforcement agency

Yeah, that should do it. I don’t know this outfit, but I assume they have plenty VC funding? Could you do me a solid and go through the registration process again and take screenshots at each page? Then Email Me Brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2,5#49926097)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 5:40 PM
Author: Aromatic Peach Nowag University

whats your email? they never even sent me an email when i somehow subscribed. the only time they emailed was months latter suggesting i upgrade to the higher priced plan and then when i canceled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2,5#49926149)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: Swashbuckling purple international law enforcement agency

Perfect. Failure to send a confirming email with directions how to cancel is a violation on its own. xoxolawyer at gmail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2,5#49926179)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Aromatic Peach Nowag University

sent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2,5#49926217)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 6:31 PM
Author: Swashbuckling purple international law enforcement agency

Replied with a question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2,5#49926258)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 7:13 PM
Author: Aromatic Peach Nowag University

i don't see the question, just saw your response that you're reviewing it.

i only recently realized i was subscribed when i was reviewing my CC statement for another AI charge and was like when/how the fuck did i subscribe to this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2,5#49926339)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: Swashbuckling purple international law enforcement agency

Right on. You answered my question with your “Also” email.

This is gonna be great content.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2,5#49926351)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Filthy son of senegal alpha

subscribed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2,5#49926572)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: apoplectic box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2,5#49926584)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 1:38 AM
Author: Swashbuckling purple international law enforcement agency

Just walked through the Perplexity sign-up process, and these guys are fucked. If any other posters in other states that have an ARL have been victimized by these deceitful practices, pls email me brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2,5#49927032)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 4:33 AM
Author: honey-headed metal incel

180000000

you're still a fucking retard for your AI takes

but 180 on the lawyering front

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2,5#49927072)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 9:04 AM
Author: Filthy son of senegal alpha

18000000 fuck them in their ass. also sue them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2,5#49927300)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: Irradiated Adulterous Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2,5#49927325)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 12:43 PM
Author: marvelous house-broken scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2,5#49930601)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: honey-headed metal incel

AI MFE EPAH has never heard of Perplexity?????? lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2,5#49926336)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Aromatic Peach Nowag University

EPAH and I are gonna take down the whole AI racket. Goy Superstar is gonna be very upset, i think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2,5#49926341)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: Swashbuckling purple international law enforcement agency

? All I know about “AI” is that it’s all a fucking fraud, and that if users had to pay the true token cost of their AI GFs, they’d console themselves with IRL sewer skunks instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2,5#49926348)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: honey-headed metal incel

idk what you're trying to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2,5#49926551)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: marvelous house-broken scourge upon the earth

lmao good work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2,5#49926032)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: green odious useless brakes

Nice job. You probably saw how well it was going with the lady judge's first comment "did you see this case that helps you too! ❤️"

I like your style of just being like "well I submitted a brief so I basically rest on the papers any qs for me?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2,5#49926075)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 5:23 PM
Author: green odious useless brakes

Rofl nice save when she asked you what analysis COA should apply to reach the issue in the first instance: "Whatever u want IDRC".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2,5#49926081)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: Swashbuckling purple international law enforcement agency

Irritating part is that the en banc case came out five days after our opening brief, so we immediately filed a motion for remand that they punted on. I’ll be pissed if they made us wait 18 months just to send it back to the dc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2,5#49926113)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: green odious useless brakes

Is the issue basically, does it count for purposeful availment for SJ if a defendant purposely directs its actions towards Ps, and those Ps happen to be in California, which is what I'm guessing you are arguing? And Defbro is saying, 'No the intention of Defbro must be to direct the action to California, and its not enough that it directs its actions towards people who so happen to be in California?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2,5#49926100)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: Swashbuckling purple international law enforcement agency

Basically. The real problem is that some dummies on CA9 15 years ago created this insane distinction between tort and contract claims to determine whether the defbro has minimum contacts with CA.

I feel bad for the shortmo on the other side, bc in light of the intervening en banc case he was basically on a suicide mission going in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2,5#49926126)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: green odious useless brakes

the shortmo is kind of right about these internet cases really just looking for a low grade general jurisdiction by taking a small action and multiplying it by all the users but every "tech" company with a "webpage" should be subject to jurisdiction in all 50 states and beyond anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2,5#49926164)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: Swashbuckling purple international law enforcement agency

He’s not right at all; his argument is idiotic. It’s like saying “but the plaintiff only bought ONE Ford Pinto with an exploding gas tank over the course of TEN years!”

Obv he knows this. His main tactical problem is that he doesn’t seem to have listened when Judge Nguyen said Briskin changes everything, so he just stuck to his script of saying Briskin changes nothing. A very high percentage of these biglolyers are purely drones who can’t adjust to anything on the fly. They just pull the string and spout their stupid pre-planned arguments regardless of what’s happening around them. You see this at trial ALL THE TIME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2,5#49926192)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: Irradiated Adulterous Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2,5#49926338)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: Hairraiser wild spot masturbator

Would you agree that most lolyers arent very good at it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2,5#49926515)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Swashbuckling purple international law enforcement agency

I’d say the distribution is about the same as people who regularly play basketball or tennis or bowling. Most are serviceable, but there’s a huge gulf between them and “good” lawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2,5#49926571)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: Massive Nudist Telephone Lodge

And a good percent of lawyers are too scared to even pick up a ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2,5#49927046)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 1:49 AM
Author: electric plum dysfunction

can you sue frontier airlines too on their all you can fly slop pass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2,5#49927037)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Snowy useless ceo

sounds like a pretty good day for EPAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2,5#49926567)