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Early 30s friend is a Private Equity baller. Got on HGH, roids, plastic surgery

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short,...
Odious jewess
  04/05/22
is this flame? can his success be replicated?
Awkward flatulent center
  04/05/22
it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have sc...
Odious jewess
  04/05/22
Getting blasted everyday
Exhilarant Maniacal Cuckoldry
  04/05/22
You're right about the HGH bomb,
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He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribb...
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Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
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1.618
  09/03/26
The minds are not matched
Razzle Fiercely-loyal Generalized Bond
  04/05/22
His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no su...
dark locale
  04/05/22
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soggy trust fund institution
  04/05/22
any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive d...
Odious jewess
  04/05/22
You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead...
dark locale
  04/05/22
yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like ...
Odious jewess
  04/05/22
Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided t...
dark locale
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Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studyi...
zippy blue casino
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WWE wrestlers dropping like flies
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  04/05/22
Height?
pearly goyim
  04/05/22
5'7" - 5'8"
Odious jewess
  04/05/22
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Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Bigla...
Electric Light Ticket Booth Private Investor
  04/05/22
shots fired
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  04/05/22
lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way ...
Odious jewess
  04/05/22
Slaying 9s on the reg.
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  04/05/22
nice to have you back, johnsmeyer
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Odious jewess
  04/05/22
500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking th...
garnet crusty death wish
  04/05/22
tallmos done here
big deer antler
  04/05/22
This is JJC, right?
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  04/05/22
He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like...
Exhilarant Maniacal Cuckoldry
  04/05/22
first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of...
learning disabled church
  04/05/22
jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in ...
Plum Cumskin
  04/06/22
Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful...
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women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are bo...
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Jewish Mob
  09/03/26
and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but...
nyuug
  09/03/26
how much you pay them?
Jewish Mob
  09/03/26
nyuug is a virgin bro
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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:38 PM
Author: Odious jewess

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short, balding, all around crap genes. not that smart either. no one really took him that seriously.

now he makes $500k+ as a private equity baller, apparently through sheer grinding and networking (i haven't really kept up with him through the years).

last time i met him, he was jacked and looked like a fitness model. he told me he sees special doctors and takes HGH and some other steroids (didn't go into details). he obviously had a hair transplant, plastic surgeries around the jaw and nose, regular skin treatments, etc.

essentially he turned himself from a male 3 into a male 7-8, which is a huge leap that you can't do naturally. still short though, which is his only flaw i guess.

on top of that, he's dating a total stunner - not a bimbo, just a really high-quality wholesome and cute girl who would have been way beyond his league naturally.

he tells me that, with all the substances he's taking, he's sharper than ever, always feeling good psychologically. he has much more energy to work and have fun. as a result, he's killing it at his job as well as outside of it.

so he translated his financial gains into life-maxing, which then translates into more financial gains. seems like the guy truly has it all.

honestly, i've never seen someone make such a 180 on their life trajectory before. i would have never believed it. i hadn't seen the guy for almost a decade and it blew me away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44284057)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: Awkward flatulent center

is this flame? can his success be replicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44284074)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: Odious jewess

it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have scoffed at the idea of all those things if i didn't see the results right in front of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44284119)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:40 PM
Author: Exhilarant Maniacal Cuckoldry

Getting blasted everyday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44284079)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: elite fluffy parlour rigpig

You're right about the HGH bomb,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44284093)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: coiffed wine coffee pot public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44284232)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: Exhilarant Maniacal Cuckoldry

He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribbean, europe. Pretty much wherever he wants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44284270)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:26 PM
Author: Glassy hilarious school cafeteria keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44284529)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:34 PM
Author: white impertinent gunner laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44285070)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:29 AM
Author: wonderful federal circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44288546)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#50114538)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: 1.618



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#50114590)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: Razzle Fiercely-loyal Generalized Bond

The minds are not matched

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44284115)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:45 PM
Author: dark locale

His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no such thing as a free lunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44284133)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: soggy trust fund institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44284216)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: Odious jewess

any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive doctor?

i'm skeptical there are any downsides because i did a little searching and it seems like all the wealthy people and celebrities are on a long-term drug regimen of HGH and roids. examples: jeff bezos, peter thiel, joe rogan, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44284257)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:14 PM
Author: dark locale

You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead to supra-physiological amounts of muscle have any downsides? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44284431)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: Odious jewess

yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like thiel and bezos wouldn't be on it

i believe it's harmful unless done carefully with top of the line doctors, which these guys obviously have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44284612)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:44 PM
Author: dark locale

Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided to become a fruitarian lol. Jeff Bezos talks to women like he's a virgin. LOL @ deifying these faggots or justifying taking drugs b/c they do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44285131)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: zippy blue casino

Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studying this stuff (e.g. David Sinclair, Valter Longo) believe it is bad for longevity even if it improves your well being in the short term.

You can listen to David Sinclair on Joe Rogan and see what an utter retard Joe Rogan and his bro-science are compared to an actual scientist.

Joe: Why is high protein bad?

Sinclair: Well let me explain all the data and mTOR and all the science.

Joe: But I like it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44288638)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:38 PM
Author: bateful stain bbw

WWE wrestlers dropping like flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44285096)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:49 PM
Author: pearly goyim

Height?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44284190)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: Odious jewess

5'7" - 5'8"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44284265)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:52 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac insane depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44286399)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:43 PM
Author: brass dysfunction karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44287786)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:55 PM
Author: Electric Light Ticket Booth Private Investor

Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Biglaw Sr Associates make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44284247)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: Blathering pea-brained church building hairy legs

shots fired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44284255)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: Odious jewess

lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way higher than mine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44284271)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:22 PM
Author: swashbuckling degenerate french chef

Slaying 9s on the reg.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44284498)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: Plum Cumskin

nice to have you back, johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44284551)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: Odious jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44285028)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:36 PM
Author: garnet crusty death wish

500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking that make 2.5x that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44285083)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:37 PM
Author: big deer antler

tallmos done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44285088)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: Hairless pocket flask genital piercing

This is JJC, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44285127)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: Exhilarant Maniacal Cuckoldry

He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like a rabbit, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44285242)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: learning disabled church

first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of JJC trolling, now instead of HBS its HGH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44285246)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:14 AM
Author: Plum Cumskin

jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in 2022 (hint: it's not 500k lol)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44288959)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:06 PM
Author: Brilliant multi-colored sanctuary chad

Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful. Multiple graduate degrees. Gorgeous.

I think I know where he can find some single women on his level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44285286)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: Exhilarant Maniacal Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44285320)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44288561)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: Thriller University Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44288966)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:49 PM
Author: Odious jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44286370)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: Odious jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44287776)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: aquamarine judgmental ceo principal's office

women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are born poor and become rich as they age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44288554)



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Date: April 7th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: Odious jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#44297283)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Jewish Mob



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#50114471)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: nyuug

and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but who's counting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#50114487)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Jewish Mob

how much you pay them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#50114489)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: nyuug

nyuug is a virgin bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,5#50114491)