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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
silver beta business firm ratface
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
Underhanded Snowy Forum
  01/26/16
This one stings.
arousing zombie-like digit ratio
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
bistre zippy hospital partner
  01/26/16
jesus no...
translucent judgmental nowag multi-billionaire
  10/24/16
...
Irradiated station
  01/03/17
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electric hell alpha
  02/20/18
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grizzly stage
  06/03/19
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bistre zippy hospital partner
  10/14/20
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Stimulating Piazza Sweet Tailpipe
  01/25/16
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clear sexy lay
  01/25/16
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mint big-titted dingle berry institution
  01/25/16
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Carmine ticket booth
  01/25/16
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sickened stubborn parlour
  01/25/16
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mint big-titted dingle berry institution
  01/25/16
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Carmine ticket booth
  01/25/16
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onyx chapel
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
trip hairless abode
  01/25/16
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Laughsome buff spot
  01/25/16
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sienna macaca
  01/25/16
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silver beta business firm ratface
  01/25/16
...
thirsty house-broken corn cake gaming laptop
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
concupiscible turquoise roast beef
  01/25/16
...
Diverse university prole
  01/25/16
...
Underhanded Snowy Forum
  01/26/16
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Cordovan Insanely Creepy Toaster
  01/26/16
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Blathering vengeful theatre pistol
  01/26/16
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Stirring gay center laser beams
  11/27/16
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trip hairless abode
  06/13/17
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180 black woman
  12/19/17
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silver beta business firm ratface
  01/24/18
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Exhilarant sepia pisswyrm
  06/10/24
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arousing zombie-like digit ratio
  01/26/16
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Brilliant embarrassed to the bone locus
  10/24/16
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Irradiated station
  11/27/16
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trip hairless abode
  01/23/17
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anal market hairy legs
  03/15/17
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trip hairless abode
  04/20/17
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trip hairless abode
  02/20/18
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trip hairless abode
  05/24/18
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motley kitty cat garrison
  09/26/21
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Boyish Property Place Of Business
  03/12/22
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Exhilarant sepia pisswyrm
  05/15/22
...
Exhilarant sepia pisswyrm
  05/04/24
ruthless.
exciting area new version
  01/25/16
Brutal
Laughsome buff spot
  01/25/16
...
metal titillating quadroon
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
Garnet elastic band hissy fit
  01/25/16
toxic
hilarious tan newt
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
Cheese-eating Passionate State
  01/25/16
...
clear sexy lay
  01/25/16
...
silver beta business firm ratface
  01/25/16
...
Khaki Misunderstood Senate
  01/25/16
damnit
Impertinent dashing stead trust fund
  01/25/16
...
mint big-titted dingle berry institution
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
silver beta business firm ratface
  01/25/16
jfc
trip hairless abode
  01/25/16
Cr edit
mint big-titted dingle berry institution
  01/25/16
...
silver beta business firm ratface
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
trip hairless abode
  01/25/16
Cr
silver beta business firm ratface
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
lascivious site foreskin
  01/25/16
hm
Razzle milk pervert
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
lascivious site foreskin
  01/25/16
wait
Effete Multi-colored Genital Piercing
  01/25/16
...
arousing zombie-like digit ratio
  01/26/16
...
Primrose deer antler
  01/25/16
...
silver beta business firm ratface
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
Cheese-eating Passionate State
  01/25/16
...
galvanic peach community account
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
exciting area new version
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
trip hairless abode
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
exciting area new version
  01/25/16
...
Effete Multi-colored Genital Piercing
  01/25/16
...
180 black woman
  01/25/16
...
Costumed Dysfunction
  01/25/16
...
Impertinent dashing stead trust fund
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
Khaki Misunderstood Senate
  01/25/16
...
silver beta business firm ratface
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
carnelian dopamine
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
silver beta business firm ratface
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
swashbuckling aggressive love of her life
  01/25/16
...
comical obsidian shrine coffee pot
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
Tripping Dull Headpube
  01/25/16
...
Garnet elastic band hissy fit
  01/25/16
...
thirsty house-broken corn cake gaming laptop
  01/25/16
damn
lascivious site foreskin
  01/25/16
...
Salmon meetinghouse
  01/25/16
...
Frozen doobsian home juggernaut
  01/25/16
O LORD
aphrodisiac ultramarine azn whorehouse
  01/25/16
jfc
fighting razzmatazz fortuitous meteor national
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
Transparent Odious Plaza
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
Diverse university prole
  01/25/16
...
mint big-titted dingle berry institution
  01/25/16
Lmao
silver beta business firm ratface
  01/25/16
...
hyperventilating nibblets ceo
  01/25/16
...
arousing zombie-like digit ratio
  01/26/16
...
Salmon meetinghouse
  01/26/16
...
Blathering vengeful theatre pistol
  01/26/16
...
silver beta business firm ratface
  02/15/16
...
spectacular startling parlor trump supporter
  07/08/17
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Shimmering histrionic set
  07/08/17
...
Irate Poppy Range Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/08/17
...
silver beta business firm ratface
  10/27/17
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slippery private investor church building
  12/26/17
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silver beta business firm ratface
  05/24/18
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silver beta business firm ratface
  03/16/20
...
adventurous aquamarine bbw
  02/18/22
...
coiffed vigorous resort boltzmann
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
concupiscible turquoise roast beef
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
Impertinent dashing stead trust fund
  01/25/16
ouch
Emerald Crackhouse
  01/26/16
poison
fragrant flatulent psychic
  01/26/16
...
godawful locale keepsake machete
  01/26/16
180
Underhanded Snowy Forum
  01/26/16
...
Effete Multi-colored Genital Piercing
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
domesticated crotch
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
sable volcanic crater
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
arousing zombie-like digit ratio
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
lascivious site foreskin
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
Outnumbered Rough-skinned Chad Masturbator
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
glittery school
  01/26/16
RIP brother
bonkers amber stock car factory reset button
  09/27/16
...
coiffed vigorous resort boltzmann
  12/26/17
...
Blathering vengeful theatre pistol
  08/12/19
180
bistre zippy hospital partner
  01/26/16
...
Blathering vengeful theatre pistol
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
charismatic immigrant
  01/27/16
...
180 black woman
  01/27/16
...
silver beta business firm ratface
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
territorial pale clown base
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
territorial pale clown base
  02/02/16
...
bronze hyperactive liquid oxygen heaven
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
smoky organic girlfriend
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
rose hideous gas station
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
Burgundy nursing home
  02/24/16
18000000
Contagious Coldplay Fan Library
  03/04/16
165
curious henna bawdyhouse
  03/04/16
...
Indigo slap-happy dilemma
  05/19/16
chilling
brindle razzle-dazzle circlehead
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
pearly brunch old irish cottage
  12/17/16
Good lord.
Frisky twisted office giraffe
  01/03/17
oh my.
lime cerebral theater stage becky
  01/23/17
toxic
vibrant step-uncle's house
  03/13/17
...
anal market hairy legs
  03/15/17
...
Costumed Dysfunction
  04/02/17
...
Vivacious Son Of Senegal Pit
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
Racy dead rehab
  07/08/17
...
dun thriller stain
  10/27/17
mother of god
Shimmering histrionic set
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
copper menage
  10/27/17
JFC
aromatic legend
  10/27/17
...
Mischievous federal indian lodge puppy
  12/26/17
...
chestnut sound barrier
  12/26/17
ouch
shivering cracking location
  02/20/18
...
Excitant walnut theater
  02/20/18
...
big mediation
  01/16/19
...
indecent internal respiration tank
  08/09/19
...
motley kitty cat garrison
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
Mahogany Affirmative Action Philosopher-king
  07/28/25
...
Rambunctious flickering twinkling uncleanness wagecucks
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
wonderful pea-brained public bath international law enforcement agency
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
mind-boggling aqua trailer park
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
thirsty house-broken corn cake gaming laptop
  01/25/16
...
Diverse university prole
  01/25/16
...
duck-like startled skinny woman
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
Laughsome buff spot
  01/25/16
toxic
lascivious site foreskin
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
Laughsome buff spot
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
lascivious site foreskin
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
Laughsome buff spot
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
silver beta business firm ratface
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
lascivious site foreskin
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
silver beta business firm ratface
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
Supple Cream Sandwich Goyim
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
lascivious site foreskin
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
Laughsome buff spot
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
carnelian dopamine
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
Laughsome buff spot
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
carnelian dopamine
  01/25/16
TY bro
Laughsome buff spot
  01/25/16
...
Diverse university prole
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
orchid church mad cow disease
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
metal titillating quadroon
  10/27/17
...
jet-lagged crimson house reading party
  10/27/17
...
silver beta business firm ratface
  05/24/18
...
lime cerebral theater stage becky
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
unhinged space
  10/27/17
credited advice
shivering cracking location
  05/24/18
even more toxic
lascivious site foreskin
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
Orange Den
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
lascivious site foreskin
  01/25/16
i lol'd
yellow appetizing roommate
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
Laughsome buff spot
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
carnelian dopamine
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
lascivious site foreskin
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
silver beta business firm ratface
  01/25/16
lol
Floppy Regret
  06/01/17
...
Laughsome buff spot
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
lascivious site foreskin
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
Laughsome buff spot
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
Underhanded Snowy Forum
  01/26/16
...
coiffed vigorous resort boltzmann
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
Transparent Odious Plaza
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Transparent Odious Plaza
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
Laughsome buff spot
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
Transparent Odious Plaza
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
lascivious site foreskin
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
Transparent Odious Plaza
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
lascivious site foreskin
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Transparent Odious Plaza
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
silver beta business firm ratface
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
Laughsome buff spot
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
lascivious site foreskin
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
Laughsome buff spot
  01/25/16
Lmao
talented maize travel guidebook
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
silver beta business firm ratface
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
trip hairless abode
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
silver beta business firm ratface
  01/25/16
lmao true
lascivious site foreskin
  01/25/16
...
Effete Multi-colored Genital Piercing
  01/26/16
...
coiffed vigorous resort boltzmann
  12/26/17
Haha
lemon pungent corner
  03/19/20
...
Laughsome buff spot
  01/25/16
...
Khaki Misunderstood Senate
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
domesticated crotch
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
orchid church mad cow disease
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
beady-eyed stage codepig
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
bat shit crazy gaping
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
silver beta business firm ratface
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
unhinged space
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
bonkers amber stock car factory reset button
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
massive yarmulke tanning salon
  06/03/19
oh no
Outnumbered Rough-skinned Chad Masturbator
  08/08/19
LOL
Sticky generalized bond
  03/16/20
JFC
lime cerebral theater stage becky
  03/19/20
Update?
adventurous aquamarine bbw
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
Heady lodge
  01/25/16
...
Laughsome buff spot
  01/25/16
...
180 black woman
  05/19/16
...
Primrose deer antler
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
opaque halford
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
Khaki Misunderstood Senate
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
opaque halford
  01/26/16
Cr
Khaki Misunderstood Senate
  01/26/16
...
arousing zombie-like digit ratio
  01/26/16
...
arousing zombie-like digit ratio
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
opaque halford
  01/26/16
...
wonderful pea-brained public bath international law enforcement agency
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
claret well-lubricated address pozpig
  01/26/16
...
claret well-lubricated address pozpig
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
Stimulating Piazza Sweet Tailpipe
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
spectacular startling parlor trump supporter
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
deep temple
  01/26/16
...
Salmon meetinghouse
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
Underhanded Snowy Forum
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
Effete Multi-colored Genital Piercing
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
trip hairless abode
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
deep temple
  01/26/16
Lmfao
silver beta business firm ratface
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
Stimulating Piazza Sweet Tailpipe
  01/26/16
...
Provocative Demanding Hall
  01/16/19
...
lemon pungent corner
  03/16/20
...
bistre zippy hospital partner
  01/26/16
...
Effete Multi-colored Genital Piercing
  01/26/16
...
Salmon meetinghouse
  01/26/16
...
180 black woman
  03/28/16
...
indecent internal respiration tank
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
Marvelous sapphire sanctuary
  01/26/16
...
silver beta business firm ratface
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
Supple Cream Sandwich Goyim
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
bistre zippy hospital partner
  01/26/16
...
translucent judgmental nowag multi-billionaire
  10/24/16
...
Effete Multi-colored Genital Piercing
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
yellow appetizing roommate
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
soul-stirring cruise ship french chef
  04/04/16
...
anal market hairy legs
  03/15/17
*applause*
frum gay wizard orchestra pit
  10/27/17
...
motley kitty cat garrison
  09/26/21
...
lfo
  07/16/26
...
unhinged space
  01/26/16
...
Effete Multi-colored Genital Piercing
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
opaque halford
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
Effete Multi-colored Genital Piercing
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
silver beta business firm ratface
  01/26/16
...
opaque halford
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
opaque halford
  01/26/16
...
Khaki Misunderstood Senate
  01/26/16
...
carnelian dopamine
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
glittery school
  01/26/16
Describe
opaque halford
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
glittery school
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
opaque halford
  01/26/16
...
Effete Multi-colored Genital Piercing
  01/26/16
...
carnelian dopamine
  01/26/16
Please be flame
silver beta business firm ratface
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
glittery school
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
trip hairless abode
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
glittery school
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
dun thriller stain
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
Blathering vengeful theatre pistol
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
glittery school
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
domesticated crotch
  01/26/16
Fuck
dun thriller stain
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
Primrose deer antler
  01/26/16
cq's!
lascivious site foreskin
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
glittery school
  01/26/16
...
lime cerebral theater stage becky
  03/19/20
...
anal market hairy legs
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
painfully honest filthy native
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
Supple Cream Sandwich Goyim
  01/26/16
except for your autism
wonderful pea-brained public bath international law enforcement agency
  01/26/16
...
silver beta business firm ratface
  01/26/16
...
shivering cracking location
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Supple Cream Sandwich Goyim
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
carnelian dopamine
  01/26/16
...
Blathering vengeful theatre pistol
  01/26/16
LOL fair
Supple Cream Sandwich Goyim
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
deep temple
  01/26/16
...
Salmon meetinghouse
  01/26/16
...
arousing zombie-like digit ratio
  01/23/17
...
anal market hairy legs
  03/15/17
...
spectacular startling parlor trump supporter
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
opaque halford
  01/26/16
underrated
translucent judgmental nowag multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
...
180 black woman
  02/15/16
...
Irradiated station
  11/27/16
why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
Sadistic Therapy
  01/26/16
...
glittery school
  01/26/16
...
Effete Multi-colored Genital Piercing
  01/26/16
jfc
trip hairless abode
  01/26/16
...
purple bull headed point mexican
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
deep temple
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
glittery school
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
Effete Multi-colored Genital Piercing
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
glittery school
  01/26/16
do u love it
Effete Multi-colored Genital Piercing
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
glittery school
  01/26/16
...
Light field doctorate
  02/01/16
Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
deep temple
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
glittery school
  01/26/16
...
silver beta business firm ratface
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
trip hairless abode
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
glittery school
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
trip hairless abode
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
deep temple
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
trip hairless abode
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
glittery school
  01/26/16
...
Bateful boiling water personal credit line
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
Internet-worthy hairraiser principal's office telephone
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
Impertinent dashing stead trust fund
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...
dun thriller stain
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...
bistre zippy hospital partner
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
carnelian dopamine
  01/26/16
...
Primrose deer antler
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
Salmon meetinghouse
  01/26/16
JFC
wine kitchen cuck
  01/26/16
180
bipolar faggot firefighter
  01/26/16
...
gaped casino
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
dun thriller stain
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
glittery school
  01/26/16
...
Internet-worthy hairraiser principal's office telephone
  01/26/16
...
Internet-worthy hairraiser principal's office telephone
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
domesticated crotch
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
glittery school
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
domesticated crotch
  01/26/16
...
glittery school
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
glittery school
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
domesticated crotch
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
glittery school
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
domesticated crotch
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
glittery school
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
domesticated crotch
  01/26/16
180 twist
silver beta business firm ratface
  01/26/16
...
Effete Multi-colored Genital Piercing
  01/26/16
THIS
yellow appetizing roommate
  01/26/16
...
Umber stag film idea he suggested
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
Blathering vengeful theatre pistol
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
domesticated crotch
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
Blathering vengeful theatre pistol
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
domesticated crotch
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
Blathering vengeful theatre pistol
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
domesticated crotch
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
Blathering vengeful theatre pistol
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
domesticated crotch
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
onyx chapel
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
domesticated crotch
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
onyx chapel
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
lascivious site foreskin
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
domesticated crotch
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
Blathering vengeful theatre pistol
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
domesticated crotch
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
Supple Cream Sandwich Goyim
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
domesticated crotch
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
Blathering vengeful theatre pistol
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
domesticated crotch
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
lascivious site foreskin
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
national security agency box office
  01/26/16
fucking damn
Impertinent dashing stead trust fund
  01/26/16
...
thirsty house-broken corn cake gaming laptop
  01/26/16
180
puce angry school cafeteria
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
Diverse university prole
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
silver beta business firm ratface
  01/27/16
...
Primrose deer antler
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
territorial pale clown base
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
bisexual at-the-ready
  05/19/16
repost please
Diverse university prole
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
glittery school
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
bisexual at-the-ready
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
Bateful boiling water personal credit line
  01/26/16
tyft brother
yellow appetizing roommate
  01/26/16
...
Effete Multi-colored Genital Piercing
  01/26/16
...
Laughsome buff spot
  01/27/16
180.
180 black woman
  01/27/16
...
Umber stag film idea he suggested
  01/29/16
...
pearly brunch old irish cottage
  01/31/16
...
Effete Multi-colored Genital Piercing
  02/01/16
Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
marketing idea
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brave
silver beta business firm ratface
  02/03/16
...
adventurous aquamarine bbw
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...
Effete Multi-colored Genital Piercing
  02/22/16
Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
  02/22/16
...
Diverse university prole
  03/08/16
...
silver beta business firm ratface
  09/27/16
...
silver beta business firm ratface
  03/04/16
...
trip hairless abode
  04/04/16
...
Costumed Dysfunction
  04/04/16
cr
deep temple
  04/20/16
...
adventurous aquamarine bbw
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...
Effete Multi-colored Genital Piercing
  05/11/16
...
silver beta business firm ratface
  06/17/16
...
Rusted persian
  09/27/16
...
trip hairless abode
  10/21/16
mods please delete
Primrose deer antler
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
lascivious site foreskin
  10/24/16
...
silver beta business firm ratface
  10/24/16
i really like it here
bisexual at-the-ready
  10/24/16
...
pearly brunch old irish cottage
  10/27/16
...
gold police squad
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
Primrose deer antler
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
silver beta business firm ratface
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
twinkling mood death wish
  01/23/17
... ...
unhinged space
  01/23/17
...
silver beta business firm ratface
  07/08/17
Lol
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
Hominid
  01/16/19
...
bistre zippy hospital partner
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...
silver beta business firm ratface
  03/13/17
...
trip hairless abode
  03/15/17
...
anal market hairy legs
  03/15/17
...
pearly brunch old irish cottage
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
Offensive
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
lime cerebral theater stage becky
  06/01/17
...
Jet harsh preventive strike
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...
180 black woman
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
Geriatric chrome potus
  06/13/17
...
lime cerebral theater stage becky
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
know-it-all
  07/08/17
...
self-absorbed
  08/18/17
...
trip hairless abode
  09/25/17
...
dun thriller stain
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
Primrose deer antler
  10/27/17
...
Mischievous federal indian lodge puppy
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
Cyan Electric Furnace
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
silver beta business firm ratface
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
Cyan Electric Furnace
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
gold police squad
  02/20/18
cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
infuriating lettuce
  05/24/18
...
Laughsome buff spot
  07/25/18
...
dun thriller stain
  05/17/18
...
silver beta business firm ratface
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
friendly grandma haunted graveyard
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
silver beta business firm ratface
  07/25/18
...
Cordovan Insanely Creepy Toaster
  07/25/18
...
dun thriller stain
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
silver beta business firm ratface
  01/16/19
...
Primrose deer antler
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
Hominid
  01/16/19
Jfc
silver beta business firm ratface
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
Primrose deer antler
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
voyeur sneaky criminal
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
onyx chapel
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
ungodly sex offender
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
ungodly sex offender
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
deep temple
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
ungodly sex offender
  01/17/19
...
dun thriller stain
  04/08/19
...
background story
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
Mischievous federal indian lodge puppy
  04/09/19
...
ungodly sex offender
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
ungodly sex offender
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
silver beta business firm ratface
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
fuchsia
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
silver beta business firm ratface
  06/03/19
...
Primrose deer antler
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
rose hideous gas station
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
ungodly sex offender
  06/03/19
...
bistre zippy hospital partner
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
ungodly sex offender
  08/08/19
...
ungodly sex offender
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
Scarlet ladyboy
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
mustard useless brakes mad-dog skullcap
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
Scarlet ladyboy
  08/12/19
...
Scarlet ladyboy
  03/16/20
...
Patrolman
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trip hairless abode
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deep temple
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deep temple
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cocky mother
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Primrose deer antler
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fat ankles
  10/11/21
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motley kitty cat garrison
  10/11/21
bump
deep temple
  03/12/22
...
trip hairless abode
  01/05/23
...
adventurous aquamarine bbw
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
canary idiotic windowlicker
  10/13/23
mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
Fishy
  10/13/23
...
silver beta business firm ratface
  01/03/24
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dun thriller stain
  08/09/24
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adventurous aquamarine bbw
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white seedy shitlib
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Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: Exhilarant sepia pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#47634560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: exciting area new version

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Laughsome buff spot

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: metal titillating quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#34541852)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Garnet elastic band hissy fit

fuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: hilarious tan newt

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Passionate State

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: clear sexy lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29678514)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: silver beta business firm ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Khaki Misunderstood Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Impertinent dashing stead trust fund

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: mint big-titted dingle berry institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29678522)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: silver beta business firm ratface

EDITED too painful to contemplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: trip hairless abode

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: mint big-titted dingle berry institution

Cr edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: silver beta business firm ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29678571)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: trip hairless abode

u softbatch TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: silver beta business firm ratface

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: lascivious site foreskin

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Razzle milk pervert

hm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: lascivious site foreskin

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Effete Multi-colored Genital Piercing

wait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: arousing zombie-like digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29683286)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Primrose deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29678540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: silver beta business firm ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29682549)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Passionate State

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: galvanic peach community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29678556)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: exciting area new version

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: trip hairless abode

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: exciting area new version

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Effete Multi-colored Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29678899)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: 180 black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29678939)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: Costumed Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29679242)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: Impertinent dashing stead trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29679269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Khaki Misunderstood Senate

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: silver beta business firm ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29679615)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: carnelian dopamine

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: silver beta business firm ratface

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: swashbuckling aggressive love of her life

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: comical obsidian shrine coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29695248)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: Tripping Dull Headpube

MASTERful work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: Garnet elastic band hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29679906)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: thirsty house-broken corn cake gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29679940)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: lascivious site foreskin

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Salmon meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680164)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Frozen doobsian home juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680169)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: aphrodisiac ultramarine azn whorehouse

O LORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: fighting razzmatazz fortuitous meteor national

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Transparent Odious Plaza

180 KILLSHOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Diverse university prole

*sets ThinkPad on fire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: mint big-titted dingle berry institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680393)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: silver beta business firm ratface

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: hyperventilating nibblets ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680962)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: arousing zombie-like digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29683300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: Salmon meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684580)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Blathering vengeful theatre pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685192)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: silver beta business firm ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29835937)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: spectacular startling parlor trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#33728990)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Shimmering histrionic set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#33729021)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: Irate Poppy Range Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#33729061)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: silver beta business firm ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#34542686)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: slippery private investor church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#35011340)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: silver beta business firm ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#36120607)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: silver beta business firm ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#39779580)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: adventurous aquamarine bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#43989067)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:30 PM
Author: coiffed vigorous resort boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#46930531)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: concupiscible turquoise roast beef

fuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Impertinent dashing stead trust fund

In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: Emerald Crackhouse

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29681904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: fragrant flatulent psychic

poison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29681911)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: godawful locale keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29682017)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: Underhanded Snowy Forum

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29682024)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: Effete Multi-colored Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29682054)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: domesticated crotch

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: sable volcanic crater

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: arousing zombie-like digit ratio

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: lascivious site foreskin

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Outnumbered Rough-skinned Chad Masturbator

lol u poor bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: glittery school

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: bonkers amber stock car factory reset button

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: coiffed vigorous resort boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#35011345)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: Blathering vengeful theatre pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#38673321)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: bistre zippy hospital partner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: Blathering vengeful theatre pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685199)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: charismatic immigrant

Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: 180 black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29692444)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: silver beta business firm ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29715945)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: territorial pale clown base

Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: territorial pale clown base

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: bronze hyperactive liquid oxygen heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29740519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: smoky organic girlfriend

It actually hurt to read this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: rose hideous gas station

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Burgundy nursing home

God have mercy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Contagious Coldplay Fan Library

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29980772)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: curious henna bawdyhouse

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29981244)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: Indigo slap-happy dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#30516200)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: brindle razzle-dazzle circlehead

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: pearly brunch old irish cottage

art&scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Frisky twisted office giraffe

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: lime cerebral theater stage becky

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: vibrant step-uncle's house

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: anal market hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: Costumed Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Vivacious Son Of Senegal Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Racy dead rehab

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: dun thriller stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: Shimmering histrionic set

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: copper menage

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: aromatic legend

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Mischievous federal indian lodge puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: chestnut sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: shivering cracking location

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Excitant walnut theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: big mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: indecent internal respiration tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: motley kitty cat garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Mahogany Affirmative Action Philosopher-king

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Rambunctious flickering twinkling uncleanness wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: wonderful pea-brained public bath international law enforcement agency

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: mind-boggling aqua trailer park

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: thirsty house-broken corn cake gaming laptop

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Diverse university prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: duck-like startled skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Laughsome buff spot

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: lascivious site foreskin

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Laughsome buff spot

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: lascivious site foreskin

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Laughsome buff spot

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: silver beta business firm ratface

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: lascivious site foreskin

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: silver beta business firm ratface

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Supple Cream Sandwich Goyim

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: lascivious site foreskin

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Laughsome buff spot

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: carnelian dopamine

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Laughsome buff spot

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: carnelian dopamine

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Laughsome buff spot

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: Diverse university prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: orchid church mad cow disease

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: metal titillating quadroon

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: jet-lagged crimson house reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: silver beta business firm ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: lime cerebral theater stage becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: unhinged space

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: shivering cracking location

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: lascivious site foreskin

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Orange Den

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: lascivious site foreskin

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: yellow appetizing roommate

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Laughsome buff spot

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: carnelian dopamine

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: lascivious site foreskin

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: silver beta business firm ratface

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Floppy Regret

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Laughsome buff spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: lascivious site foreskin

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Laughsome buff spot

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Underhanded Snowy Forum

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: coiffed vigorous resort boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Transparent Odious Plaza

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Transparent Odious Plaza

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Laughsome buff spot

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Transparent Odious Plaza

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: lascivious site foreskin

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: Transparent Odious Plaza

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: lascivious site foreskin

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Transparent Odious Plaza

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: silver beta business firm ratface

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Laughsome buff spot

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: lascivious site foreskin

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Laughsome buff spot

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: talented maize travel guidebook

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: silver beta business firm ratface

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: trip hairless abode

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: silver beta business firm ratface

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: lascivious site foreskin

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: Effete Multi-colored Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: coiffed vigorous resort boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: lemon pungent corner

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Laughsome buff spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Khaki Misunderstood Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: domesticated crotch

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: orchid church mad cow disease

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: beady-eyed stage codepig

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: bat shit crazy gaping

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: silver beta business firm ratface

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: unhinged space

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: bonkers amber stock car factory reset button

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: massive yarmulke tanning salon

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: Outnumbered Rough-skinned Chad Masturbator

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: Sticky generalized bond

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: lime cerebral theater stage becky

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: adventurous aquamarine bbw

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Heady lodge

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Laughsome buff spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: 180 black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Primrose deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: opaque halford

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Khaki Misunderstood Senate

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: opaque halford

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Khaki Misunderstood Senate

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: arousing zombie-like digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: arousing zombie-like digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: opaque halford

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: wonderful pea-brained public bath international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: claret well-lubricated address pozpig

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: claret well-lubricated address pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Stimulating Piazza Sweet Tailpipe

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: spectacular startling parlor trump supporter

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: deep temple

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Salmon meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Underhanded Snowy Forum

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Effete Multi-colored Genital Piercing

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: trip hairless abode

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: deep temple

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: silver beta business firm ratface

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Stimulating Piazza Sweet Tailpipe

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Provocative Demanding Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: lemon pungent corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: bistre zippy hospital partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Effete Multi-colored Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Salmon meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: 180 black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: indecent internal respiration tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Marvelous sapphire sanctuary

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: silver beta business firm ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Supple Cream Sandwich Goyim

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: bistre zippy hospital partner

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: translucent judgmental nowag multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Effete Multi-colored Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: yellow appetizing roommate

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: soul-stirring cruise ship french chef

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: anal market hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: frum gay wizard orchestra pit

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: motley kitty cat garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#43182576)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#50003582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: unhinged space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Effete Multi-colored Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: opaque halford

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Effete Multi-colored Genital Piercing

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: silver beta business firm ratface

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: opaque halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: opaque halford

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Khaki Misunderstood Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: carnelian dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: glittery school

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: opaque halford

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: glittery school

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: opaque halford

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Effete Multi-colored Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: carnelian dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: silver beta business firm ratface

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: glittery school

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: trip hairless abode

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: glittery school

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: dun thriller stain

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Blathering vengeful theatre pistol

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: glittery school

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: domesticated crotch

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: dun thriller stain

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Primrose deer antler

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: lascivious site foreskin

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: glittery school

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: lime cerebral theater stage becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: anal market hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: painfully honest filthy native

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Supple Cream Sandwich Goyim

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: wonderful pea-brained public bath international law enforcement agency

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: silver beta business firm ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: shivering cracking location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Supple Cream Sandwich Goyim

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: carnelian dopamine

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Blathering vengeful theatre pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Supple Cream Sandwich Goyim

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: deep temple

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Salmon meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: arousing zombie-like digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: anal market hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: spectacular startling parlor trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: opaque halford

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: translucent judgmental nowag multi-billionaire

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: 180 black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Irradiated station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Sadistic Therapy

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: glittery school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: Effete Multi-colored Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: trip hairless abode

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: purple bull headed point mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: deep temple

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: glittery school

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Effete Multi-colored Genital Piercing

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: glittery school

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: Effete Multi-colored Genital Piercing

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: glittery school

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: Light field doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: deep temple

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: glittery school

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: silver beta business firm ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: trip hairless abode

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: glittery school

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: trip hairless abode

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: deep temple

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: trip hairless abode

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: glittery school

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: Bateful boiling water personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Internet-worthy hairraiser principal's office telephone

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Impertinent dashing stead trust fund

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: dun thriller stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: bistre zippy hospital partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: carnelian dopamine

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: Primrose deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Salmon meetinghouse

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: wine kitchen cuck

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author:  bipolar faggot firefighter

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author:  gaped casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: dun thriller stain

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: glittery school

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Internet-worthy hairraiser principal's office telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Internet-worthy hairraiser principal's office telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: domesticated crotch

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: glittery school

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: domesticated crotch

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: glittery school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: glittery school

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: domesticated crotch

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: glittery school

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: domesticated crotch

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: glittery school

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: domesticated crotch

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: silver beta business firm ratface

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Effete Multi-colored Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: yellow appetizing roommate

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Umber stag film idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Blathering vengeful theatre pistol

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: domesticated crotch

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Blathering vengeful theatre pistol

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: domesticated crotch

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Blathering vengeful theatre pistol

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: domesticated crotch

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Blathering vengeful theatre pistol

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: domesticated crotch

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: onyx chapel

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: domesticated crotch

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: onyx chapel

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: lascivious site foreskin

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: domesticated crotch

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Blathering vengeful theatre pistol

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: domesticated crotch

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Supple Cream Sandwich Goyim

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: domesticated crotch

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Blathering vengeful theatre pistol

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: domesticated crotch

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: lascivious site foreskin

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author:  national security agency box office

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Impertinent dashing stead trust fund

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: thirsty house-broken corn cake gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: puce angry school cafeteria

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Diverse university prole

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: silver beta business firm ratface

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Primrose deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: territorial pale clown base

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: bisexual at-the-ready

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Diverse university prole

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: glittery school

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: bisexual at-the-ready

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Bateful boiling water personal credit line

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: yellow appetizing roommate

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: Effete Multi-colored Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Laughsome buff spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: 180 black woman

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: Umber stag film idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: pearly brunch old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: Effete Multi-colored Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author:  marketing idea

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: silver beta business firm ratface

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: adventurous aquamarine bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Effete Multi-colored Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: 

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Diverse university prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: silver beta business firm ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: silver beta business firm ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: trip hairless abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Costumed Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: deep temple

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: adventurous aquamarine bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Effete Multi-colored Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: silver beta business firm ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Rusted persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: trip hairless abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: Primrose deer antler

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: lascivious site foreskin

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: silver beta business firm ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: bisexual at-the-ready

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: pearly brunch old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author:  gold police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Primrose deer antler

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: silver beta business firm ratface

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: twinkling mood death wish

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: unhinged space

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: silver beta business firm ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: 

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author:  Hominid

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: bistre zippy hospital partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: silver beta business firm ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: trip hairless abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: anal market hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: pearly brunch old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author:  Offensive

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: 

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: lime cerebral theater stage becky

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: Jet harsh preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: 180 black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Geriatric chrome potus

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: lime cerebral theater stage becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: know-it-all

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: self-absorbed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: trip hairless abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: dun thriller stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Primrose deer antler

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Mischievous federal indian lodge puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author:  Cyan Electric Furnace

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: silver beta business firm ratface

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author:  Cyan Electric Furnace

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author:  gold police squad

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author:  infuriating lettuce

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Laughsome buff spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: dun thriller stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: silver beta business firm ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author:  friendly grandma haunted graveyard

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: silver beta business firm ratface

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Cordovan Insanely Creepy Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: dun thriller stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: silver beta business firm ratface

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Primrose deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author:  Hominid

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: silver beta business firm ratface

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Primrose deer antler

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author:  voyeur sneaky criminal

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: onyx chapel

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: ungodly sex offender

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: ungodly sex offender

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: deep temple

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: ungodly sex offender

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: dun thriller stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author:  background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: Mischievous federal indian lodge puppy

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: ungodly sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: ungodly sex offender

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: silver beta business firm ratface

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: fuchsia

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: silver beta business firm ratface

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: Primrose deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: rose hideous gas station

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: ungodly sex offender

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: bistre zippy hospital partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: ungodly sex offender

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: ungodly sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Scarlet ladyboy

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author:  mustard useless brakes mad-dog skullcap

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: Scarlet ladyboy

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: Scarlet ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author:  Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: trip hairless abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: deep temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: deep temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author:  cocky mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: trip hairless abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Primrose deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author:  fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: motley kitty cat garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: deep temple

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: trip hairless abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: adventurous aquamarine bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: canary idiotic windowlicker

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Fishy

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: silver beta business firm ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: dun thriller stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#47947258)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: adventurous aquamarine bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#49136888)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Pink learning disabled



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#49547993)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: white seedy shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#49547997)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
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Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,5#49548061)