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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
Cordovan misunderstood persian
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
Claret French Trailer Park Old Irish Cottage
  04/05/26
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Exciting Awkward Point Incel
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
Cordovan misunderstood persian
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
Cordovan misunderstood persian
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
Claret French Trailer Park Old Irish Cottage
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
disrespectful pearly step-uncle's house black woman
  04/05/26
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confused office
  04/05/26
Lol
rusted spectacular home striped hyena
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
Rambunctious Pistol
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
Cordovan misunderstood persian
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
Rambunctious Pistol
  04/05/26
...
Claret French Trailer Park Old Irish Cottage
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
Low-t hyperventilating stage
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
Exciting Awkward Point Incel
  04/05/26
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comical property
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
sable mediation mood
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
Frisky Hell
  04/05/26
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multi-colored set
  04/05/26
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Electric jade hairy legs
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
dun theater useless brakes
  04/05/26
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Startling contagious cumskin tanning salon
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
Cordovan misunderstood persian
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
dun theater useless brakes
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
Glittery lodge
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
Boyish Self-centered Kitty Electric Furnace
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
Racy athletic conference
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
Silver indian lodge private investor
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
Charismatic translucent cuckoldry
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
tan station
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
Boyish Self-centered Kitty Electric Furnace
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
Silver indian lodge private investor
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
tan station
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
multi-colored set
  04/05/26
...
Claret French Trailer Park Old Irish Cottage
  04/05/26
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orchid corner
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
Glittery lodge
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
tan station
  04/05/26
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confused office
  04/05/26
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confused office
  04/05/26
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Cracking Fuchsia Ratface
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
Cracking Fuchsia Ratface
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
curious shivering library jew
  04/05/26
...
Claret French Trailer Park Old Irish Cottage
  04/05/26
...
disrespectful pearly step-uncle's house black woman
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
carnelian stirring cruise ship feces
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
Cordovan misunderstood persian
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
Glittery lodge
  04/05/26
...
tan station
  04/05/26
...
irradiated anal trust fund
  04/06/26
Pls respond
motley ladyboy church
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
disrespectful pearly step-uncle's house black woman
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: Cordovan misunderstood persian

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,5#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: Claret French Trailer Park Old Irish Cottage

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,5#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Exciting Awkward Point Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,5#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Cordovan misunderstood persian

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,5#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Cordovan misunderstood persian

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,5#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Claret French Trailer Park Old Irish Cottage

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,5#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: disrespectful pearly step-uncle's house black woman

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,5#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: confused office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,5#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: rusted spectacular home striped hyena

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,5#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Rambunctious Pistol

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,5#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: Cordovan misunderstood persian

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,5#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Rambunctious Pistol

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,5#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: Claret French Trailer Park Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,5#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Low-t hyperventilating stage

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,5#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: Exciting Awkward Point Incel

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,5#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: comical property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,5#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: sable mediation mood

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,5#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Frisky Hell

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,5#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: multi-colored set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,5#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: Electric jade hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,5#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: dun theater useless brakes

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,5#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: Startling contagious cumskin tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,5#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Cordovan misunderstood persian

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,5#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: dun theater useless brakes

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,5#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Glittery lodge

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,5#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Boyish Self-centered Kitty Electric Furnace

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,5#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Racy athletic conference

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,5#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Silver indian lodge private investor

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,5#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: Charismatic translucent cuckoldry

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,5#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: tan station

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,5#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Boyish Self-centered Kitty Electric Furnace

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,5#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Silver indian lodge private investor

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,5#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: tan station

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,5#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: multi-colored set

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,5#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Claret French Trailer Park Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,5#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: orchid corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,5#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: Glittery lodge

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,5#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: tan station

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,5#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: confused office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,5#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: confused office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,5#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Cracking Fuchsia Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,5#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: Cracking Fuchsia Ratface

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,5#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: curious shivering library jew

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,5#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Claret French Trailer Park Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,5#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: disrespectful pearly step-uncle's house black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,5#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: carnelian stirring cruise ship feces

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,5#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: Cordovan misunderstood persian

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,5#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Glittery lodge

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,5#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: tan station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,5#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: irradiated anal trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,5#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: motley ladyboy church

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,5#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: disrespectful pearly step-uncle's house black woman

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,5#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,5#49812165)