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BREAKING: FBI arrests MDH for bank robbery

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fb...
black kitchen
  04/14/22
Lol at this beta During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo,...
poppy meetinghouse hissy fit
  04/14/22
Did this guy play college ball
black kitchen
  04/14/22
...
charismatic plum dog poop school
  10/08/24
Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Tr...
supple hell
  04/14/22
Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks
black kitchen
  04/14/22
...
supple hell
  04/14/22
lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instea...
navy flickering party of the first part
  04/14/22
...
amber degenerate
  06/06/24
He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're...
Domesticated tattoo
  04/27/24
lol
potluck
  07/23/26
...
black kitchen
  04/28/22
...
black kitchen
  07/04/23
...
amber degenerate
  12/17/23
whoever that is, sad outcome
Slate Haunting Background Story
  12/17/23
LJL at MDH being 41
Saffron depressive
  12/17/23
This was 100% MDH by the way
black kitchen
  04/27/24
?
Saffron depressive
  04/27/24
Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Gr...
black kitchen
  04/27/24
I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at...
Saffron depressive
  04/27/24
lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have ...
black kitchen
  04/27/24
It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long
Saffron depressive
  04/27/24
I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.
canary slippery weed whacker
  04/27/24
Georgia?
Saffron depressive
  04/27/24
Really? I think I would guess Maryland
canary slippery weed whacker
  04/27/24
lol WF is in western North Carolina
Exciting Claret Sanctuary
  06/06/24
No shit? I always thought it was around Chicago.
Cyan Sexy Police Squad
  10/14/24
Dat Lake Forest
flushed spot selfie
  04/24/26
...
Excitant sapphire blood rage
  04/27/24
180
contagious doobsian nowag marketing idea
  04/27/24
Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest Univ...
Domesticated tattoo
  04/27/24
Honk honk
contagious doobsian nowag marketing idea
  04/27/24
MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.
canary slippery weed whacker
  04/27/24
...
Heady Gold Church Building
  04/27/24
...
Excitant sapphire blood rage
  10/08/24
...
Spruce up-to-no-good candlestick maker
  10/08/24
...
mildly autistic metal property sweet tailpipe
  11/16/24
Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.
Arousing misanthropic temple
  06/06/24
...
Gaped Persian
  06/06/24
i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah
Aggressive lascivious dysfunction market
  06/06/24
MoreDoughHi=Mordecai
mind-boggling cerise bawdyhouse associate
  06/06/24
i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i a...
Aggressive lascivious dysfunction market
  06/06/24
This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona...
mind-boggling cerise bawdyhouse associate
  06/06/24
...
Swashbuckling Patrolman
  04/24/26
...
Spruce up-to-no-good candlestick maker
  10/08/24
When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him f...
black kitchen
  10/14/24
Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for ...
black kitchen
  09/14/25
...
Stubborn Self-absorbed Step-uncle's House Yarmulke
  03/31/26
flame?
motley opaque orchestra pit cuck
  04/01/26
This was 100% not flame
black kitchen
  04/24/26
How long will he be locked up?
vengeful costumed menage crotch
  04/24/26
trump will pardon him
Bossy area
  04/24/26
If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.
vengeful costumed menage crotch
  04/24/26
actually not fIame
startling magenta hall new version
  04/24/26
...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/22/26
I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept ...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from th...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I do...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
...
potluck
  07/23/26
...
Swashbuckling Patrolman
  04/25/26
"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De...
going pumo irl
  07/23/26
RIP
gaetan dugas
  07/23/26


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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: black kitchen

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fbi-as-robber-who-hit-5-banks-in-past-3-weeks/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#44341248)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: poppy meetinghouse hissy fit

Lol at this beta

During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo, 2555 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables, the complaint says Honaker wore “a floppy hat and a blue, short-sleeved shirt.” His note said, “Keep calm and give me all the money in the drawer. I have a gun.” The teller pretended not to understand English, giving her an excuse to talk with her manager. While she informed her manager that the guy in the floppy hat was trying to rob them, Honaker backed away, appeared to get on his phone, then left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#44341281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:57 PM
Author: black kitchen

Did this guy play college ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#44341324)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:59 AM
Author: charismatic plum dog poop school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#48176067)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:58 PM
Author: supple hell

Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Traurig from 2006 to 2011. The firm said Wednesday it was actually 2008 to 2011, Miami Herald reported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#44341332)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:06 PM
Author: black kitchen

Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#44342148)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: supple hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#44343281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:12 PM
Author: navy flickering party of the first part

lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instead we went with "actually yes we definitely hired this guy but only for three years not the five that has been alleged"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#44342182)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: amber degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#47724566)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: Domesticated tattoo

He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're counting from when he was a graduate. LJL @ washing out from fucking Greenberg Traurig so fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#47613739)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: potluck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#50020950)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:56 AM
Author: black kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#44418035)



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Date: July 4th, 2023 3:47 PM
Author: black kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#46508924)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: amber degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#47180678)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: Slate Haunting Background Story

whoever that is, sad outcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#47180695)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: Saffron depressive

LJL at MDH being 41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#47180702)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: black kitchen

This was 100% MDH by the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#47613713)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: Saffron depressive

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#47613717)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: black kitchen

Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Greenberg Traurig then got cut and worked in shit law, clear drug problem, so stupid he thinks he’s smart enough to rob banks, can’t post anymore cause he’s in fucking prison. What do you want me to tell you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#47613741)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: Saffron depressive

I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at an SEC school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#47613757)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: black kitchen

lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have a perfect 10 taut blonde wife and 100 million dollars in the bank. Just like MDH would have by now if he weren’t in prison for robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#47613772)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Saffron depressive

It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#47613786)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: canary slippery weed whacker

I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#47613778)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Saffron depressive

Georgia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#47613784)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: canary slippery weed whacker

Really? I think I would guess Maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#47613797)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Exciting Claret Sanctuary

lol WF is in western North Carolina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#47724773)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 11:09 PM
Author: Cyan Sexy Police Squad

No shit?

I always thought it was around Chicago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#48198616)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: flushed spot selfie

Dat Lake Forest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#49840452)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Excitant sapphire blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#47613788)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: contagious doobsian nowag marketing idea

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#47613801)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: Domesticated tattoo

Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest University Law School on Dec. 10, 2005. State records show he was admitted to the Florida Bar on Jan. 31, 2008, and is a member in good standing, according to ABC affiliate Local10 in Miami. . . . Honaker’s online profiles contained contradictory information that appeared to clash with reality, Miami Herald reported. They seem designed to project a favorable image. For example, both his LinkedIn and Florida Bar online profiles claim he graduated from Duke University School of Law in 2006. His LinkedIn page claimed honors gained while at Duke Law. But an email from Duke University to the Miami Herald said there’s no record that Aaron Honaker ever attended.

****

lol, if you're going to lie about going to a school why wouldn't you pick a place better than Duke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#47613748)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: contagious doobsian nowag marketing idea

Honk honk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#47613783)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:28 PM
Author: canary slippery weed whacker

MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#47614318)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: Heady Gold Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#47614320)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:01 AM
Author: Excitant sapphire blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#48176070)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:10 AM
Author: Spruce up-to-no-good candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#48176080)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: mildly autistic metal property sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#48344700)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: Arousing misanthropic temple

Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#47724582)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: Gaped Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#47724614)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:31 PM
Author: Aggressive lascivious dysfunction market

i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#47724589)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: mind-boggling cerise bawdyhouse associate

MoreDoughHi=Mordecai

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#47724610)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: Aggressive lascivious dysfunction market

i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i always liked MDH, though. he was legit funny, but seemed sociopathic. guess it wasn't 'schtick.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#47724621)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: mind-boggling cerise bawdyhouse associate

This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona

Guy is obsessed with the Florida Gators. Another hint Honaker is MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#47724661)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#49840473)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:38 AM
Author: Spruce up-to-no-good candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#48176065)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: black kitchen

When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him for robbing a bank

Yours in Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#48198559)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: black kitchen

Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#49267875)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Stubborn Self-absorbed Step-uncle's House Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#49784228)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: motley opaque orchestra pit cuck

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#49785594)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: black kitchen

This was 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#49840109)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: vengeful costumed menage crotch

How long will he be locked up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#49840468)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Bossy area

trump will pardon him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#49840478)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: vengeful costumed menage crotch

If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#49840482)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: startling magenta hall new version

actually not fIame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#49840464)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#50018265)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept reading it all I could think was oh shit this is definitely MDH. And it was him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#50020645)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from this thread, but i wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#50020842)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:43 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I don’t need any.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#50020851)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda like shortporch, i don't think we ever got full confirmation of that, but he was the prof who got kilt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#50020858)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#50020951)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#49841414)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: going pumo irl

"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables but his note confused the teller, who “glanced at the note and, without realizing its true meaning, asked (Honaker) to fill out a withdrawal slip first because she needed an account number.” Honaker complied and wrote on the withdrawal slip, “read the note,” which asked for all $100s, $50s and $20s. The teller told Honaker, “The bank kept its cash in counting machines” so she couldn’t give him what he wanted, the complaint said. He left."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#50020953)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: gaetan dugas

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#50021007)