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My wife accuses me of having an affair daily

I brought a coffee cup in my car from the work break room an...
Boyish Flushed Mad Cow Disease Place Of Business
  06/20/26
this is the only way women stay infatuated with you on even ...
glassy drunken orchestra pit
  06/20/26
wow you guys are really retarded even for nihilistic jewish ...
translucent tattoo faggot firefighter
  06/20/26
maybe this is why she's having so much sex with you
Fiercely-loyal Arousing Pocket Flask
  06/20/26
This
navy field
  06/20/26
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Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  07/02/26
She thinks her looks are dropping off and my sex drive norma...
Boyish Flushed Mad Cow Disease Place Of Business
  06/21/26
lmao you've gotta channel this into her being depraved in wa...
rusted senate
  06/21/26
Yeah it's exploitable but I don't have the wherewithal. She ...
Boyish Flushed Mad Cow Disease Place Of Business
  06/21/26
bro come on, you just need to order her around and keep her ...
Fiercely-loyal Arousing Pocket Flask
  06/21/26
I think cr. But I hate doing that shit. I just want to be le...
Boyish Flushed Mad Cow Disease Place Of Business
  06/21/26
heavy is the head that wears the crown, my brother. it's a ...
Fiercely-loyal Arousing Pocket Flask
  06/21/26
I sleep 4.5 hours a night, zero contact with friends. I have...
Boyish Flushed Mad Cow Disease Place Of Business
  06/21/26
uh yeah that does sound exhausting. 4.5 hours/night is not ...
Fiercely-loyal Arousing Pocket Flask
  06/21/26
...
rusted senate
  06/22/26
JFC and you're complaining about this?
demanding citrine giraffe pistol
  06/21/26
Turn a woman down for a bj because it's a very poor timing a...
Boyish Flushed Mad Cow Disease Place Of Business
  06/21/26
go on
demanding citrine giraffe pistol
  06/24/26
to a women, being turned down for sex in any way shape or fo...
Hot Beady-eyed Theater
  06/24/26
I can't wait. Yet will have to
demanding citrine giraffe pistol
  06/24/26
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...,....,,........
  07/02/26
titcr
...,....,,........
  07/02/26
What would she do to you if she found out?
racy rigor
  06/20/26
No, there is nothing to find out. It's beyond annoying that ...
Boyish Flushed Mad Cow Disease Place Of Business
  06/20/26
tell her that she needs to put out more, particularly kinky ...
demanding citrine giraffe pistol
  06/21/26
Stop fucking her completely run flame that uve been crack...
pungent striped hyena lay
  06/21/26
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Twisted codepig
  06/21/26
Middle aged SAHM with kids now in school all day?
magenta know-it-all goal in life
  06/21/26
She's going back to work this year. She need two years for h...
Boyish Flushed Mad Cow Disease Place Of Business
  06/21/26
good she's Bored. period. that's the problem.
magenta know-it-all goal in life
  06/22/26
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...,....,,........
  07/02/26
might as well have an affair then, why endure the torment of...
Balding Sienna Generalized Bond
  06/21/26
I told her this before. She just cried. There is an intern t...
Boyish Flushed Mad Cow Disease Place Of Business
  06/21/26
She's cheating. This is all guilt and projection
Supple legend
  06/21/26
I wish. I tried this tract and she said oh that would just b...
Boyish Flushed Mad Cow Disease Place Of Business
  06/21/26
100%
azure internal respiration
  06/21/26
Fuck dude...I could use the help
Boyish Flushed Mad Cow Disease Place Of Business
  06/21/26
I'm down
azure internal respiration
  06/21/26
Good luck
Boyish Flushed Mad Cow Disease Place Of Business
  06/21/26
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Fiercely-loyal Arousing Pocket Flask
  06/21/26
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...,....,,........
  07/02/26
180
glassy drunken orchestra pit
  06/21/26
... but I only do it about once a month! *laugh track*
Appetizing pit
  06/21/26
FML just saw this going to KMS
Crystalline bespoke boiling water
  06/21/26
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rusted senate
  06/22/26
you should be having affairs monthly not daily
Crystalline bespoke boiling water
  06/21/26
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Appetizing pit
  06/21/26
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rusted senate
  06/22/26
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...,....,,........
  07/02/26
You find this hot and you know it.
Avocado outnumbered halford center
  06/21/26
...
Fiercely-loyal Arousing Pocket Flask
  06/23/26
thoughts and prayers bro also ttiwwop
excitant principal's office
  06/21/26
turn her into your cuckquean
medicated stimulating jew
  06/22/26
She's waiting for you to make the insinuation sexual and to ...
Glittery Ultramarine Lodge Jap
  06/22/26
women are 180
Hot Beady-eyed Theater
  06/22/26
Oh yeah, I'm a total retard with any secrets, I never save p...
Boyish Flushed Mad Cow Disease Place Of Business
  06/23/26
I am on your side "comes home with a lipstick stained m...
Hot Beady-eyed Theater
  06/24/26
Yeah that one is fair. But if it was an actual affair I'd ha...
gibberish (?)
  07/02/26
U need to look her in the face and tell her straight: "...
total lawyer genocide
  07/02/26
YOLO
gibberish (?)
  07/02/26
Before we were married my wife came over to my apartment one...
,.,,.,.,,,,,,....................
  07/02/26
Now imagine you've been married 20 years and that still happ...
gibberish (?)
  07/02/26
180
Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  07/02/26


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Date: June 20th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Boyish Flushed Mad Cow Disease Place Of Business

I brought a coffee cup in my car from the work break room and there was lipstick on the lid. I forgot about it in the back of my car. This is used as proof I'm having an engaged and drawn out affair. I literally was just trying to keep my coffee warm and the lipstick would not come off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49952537)



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Date: June 20th, 2026 10:55 PM
Author: glassy drunken orchestra pit

this is the only way women stay infatuated with you on even a semi-long term basis tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49952602)



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Date: June 20th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: translucent tattoo faggot firefighter

wow you guys are really retarded even for nihilistic jewish death cultists running a pedo murderhole

why don't you go rape your sister some more and get back to me about what you feel about women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49952604)



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Date: June 20th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Arousing Pocket Flask

maybe this is why she's having so much sex with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49952609)



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Date: June 20th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: navy field

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49952701)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49975490)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 12:54 AM
Author: Boyish Flushed Mad Cow Disease Place Of Business

She thinks her looks are dropping off and my sex drive normalization is rejected for I'm getting sex from somewhere else (I'm not). But it's not normal sex like at home and I'm tired, it's fuck me in the car on the side of the road or you're having an affair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49952778)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 1:02 AM
Author: rusted senate

lmao you've gotta channel this into her being depraved in ways you appreciate, and withhold attention, affection, approval when she does things you don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49952789)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 1:29 AM
Author: Boyish Flushed Mad Cow Disease Place Of Business

Yeah it's exploitable but I don't have the wherewithal. She tells me to alpha dog her but fuck me so much work. She blows me at will. That said, I've honestly never once cheated so it drives me nuts. I found a place to take a polygraph test. $1500, but I'd pay it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49952814)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:06 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Arousing Pocket Flask

bro come on, you just need to order her around and keep her mind occupied. make up jobs for her if you need to, designed to cater to you whims

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49953021)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: Boyish Flushed Mad Cow Disease Place Of Business

I think cr. But I hate doing that shit. I just want to be left alone. She wants me to dad her around. I don't want to. It's exhausting. I've gotten really brutal in bed and she just takes it. Slap her, call her names, pin her down...she loves it. That's kind of hot actually...but at a price.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49953186)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Arousing Pocket Flask

heavy is the head that wears the crown, my brother. it's a gift. if you are overextended and low energy, consider what is needed: perhaps more sleep, a short vacation either solo or with bros, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49953300)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Boyish Flushed Mad Cow Disease Place Of Business

I sleep 4.5 hours a night, zero contact with friends. I haven't been actually alone in a decade. But clearly I have time for an affair. God that sounds exhausting. I want fewer women in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49953307)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Arousing Pocket Flask

uh yeah that does sound exhausting. 4.5 hours/night is not enough. if you work biglaw, i will note that inhouse is way, way more chill and sleep is possible. it sounded like you did a lot for your daughters' activities - gymnastics maybe. not sure what to say about having zero contact with friends - it gets harder to make friends at our age - but it's tough being totally isolated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49953325)



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Date: June 22nd, 2026 8:35 AM
Author: rusted senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49955040)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:12 AM
Author: demanding citrine giraffe pistol

JFC and you're complaining about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49952942)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 12:51 PM
Author: Boyish Flushed Mad Cow Disease Place Of Business

Turn a woman down for a bj because it's a very poor timing and watch how they react. It's not pretty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49953309)



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Date: June 24th, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: demanding citrine giraffe pistol

go on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49960541)



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Date: June 24th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: Hot Beady-eyed Theater

to a women, being turned down for sex in any way shape or form is an absolutely catastrophic, apocalyptic event. an ontological erasure. expect an extreme reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49960551)



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Date: June 24th, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: demanding citrine giraffe pistol

I can't wait. Yet will have to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49961178)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49975478)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: ...,....,,........

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49975476)



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Date: June 20th, 2026 11:00 PM
Author: racy rigor

What would she do to you if she found out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49952615)



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Date: June 20th, 2026 11:46 PM
Author: Boyish Flushed Mad Cow Disease Place Of Business

No, there is nothing to find out. It's beyond annoying that she says shit like I'd still love you if you confessed but I've never touched another chick since 1999.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49952720)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:39 AM
Author: demanding citrine giraffe pistol

tell her that she needs to put out more, particularly kinky stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49952955)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 5:35 AM
Author: pungent striped hyena lay

Stop fucking her completely

run flame that uve been cracking side chick all week or something, run flame on her

Say she cant get fucked again till she catches u with "side chick", let her have ur phone w 0 messages on it, make up stories about fucking side chick under your bed during the night/in your kids bedroom during the day etc, start leaving "evidence" behind like little notes written on restaurant tissue, hickeys

Tell her ur tapped out from fucking side chick and ur refactory period is like 2+ days now etc, ask chatgpt to print fake receipts for panties & stuff and leave them in the trash. Get really into it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49952904)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:29 AM
Author: Twisted codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49952952)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:08 AM
Author: magenta know-it-all goal in life

Middle aged SAHM with kids now in school all day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49953025)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: Boyish Flushed Mad Cow Disease Place Of Business

She's going back to work this year. She need two years for her pension to fully vest. Her retirement looks pretty nice. She's so cute and pretty with the sweetest voice...but also screams at me and tells me I ruined her life. I was never really hers and I e been living a lie etc. she's fucking nuts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49953173)



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Date: June 22nd, 2026 8:50 AM
Author: magenta know-it-all goal in life

good

she's Bored. period. that's the problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49955057)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49975551)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:11 AM
Author: Balding Sienna Generalized Bond

might as well have an affair then, why endure the torment of infidelity accusations if there's no infidelity for you to enjoy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49953030)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Boyish Flushed Mad Cow Disease Place Of Business

I told her this before. She just cried. There is an intern that worked for me 10 years ago that she is certain I was fucking. I did not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49953168)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: Supple legend

She's cheating. This is all guilt and projection

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49953159)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Boyish Flushed Mad Cow Disease Place Of Business

I wish. I tried this tract and she said oh that would just be perfect for you. No idea what that means but I'm relatively sure she's not cheating on me. I could be wrong but I don't think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49953169)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: azure internal respiration

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49953172)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Boyish Flushed Mad Cow Disease Place Of Business

Fuck dude...I could use the help

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49953175)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: azure internal respiration

I'm down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49953190)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Boyish Flushed Mad Cow Disease Place Of Business

Good luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49953194)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Arousing Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49953620)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49975552)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 2:20 PM
Author: glassy drunken orchestra pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49953469)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Appetizing pit

... but I only do it about once a month! *laugh track*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49953475)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:50 PM
Author: Crystalline bespoke boiling water

FML just saw this going to KMS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49953894)



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Date: June 22nd, 2026 8:36 AM
Author: rusted senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49955043)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: Crystalline bespoke boiling water

you should be having affairs monthly not daily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49953892)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: Appetizing pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49953897)



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Date: June 22nd, 2026 8:36 AM
Author: rusted senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49955044)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49975553)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 7:56 PM
Author: Avocado outnumbered halford center

You find this hot and you know it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49954025)



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Date: June 23rd, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Arousing Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49959861)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: excitant principal's office

thoughts and prayers bro

also ttiwwop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49954334)



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Date: June 22nd, 2026 9:15 AM
Author: medicated stimulating jew

turn her into your cuckquean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49955079)



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Date: June 22nd, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: Glittery Ultramarine Lodge Jap

She's waiting for you to make the insinuation sexual and to play into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49955102)



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Date: June 22nd, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: Hot Beady-eyed Theater

women are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49955393)



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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Boyish Flushed Mad Cow Disease Place Of Business

Oh yeah, I'm a total retard with any secrets, I never save phone numbers and I can barely keep track of what day it is...but on this one particular issue I'm like 007 super spy level. That would be odd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49959010)



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Date: June 24th, 2026 10:33 AM
Author: Hot Beady-eyed Theater

I am on your side "comes home with a lipstick stained mug" is going to raise questins with pretty much any wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49960519)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:47 AM
Author: gibberish (?)

Yeah that one is fair. But if it was an actual affair I'd have had a much better story. She gets new boobs on Thursday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49975398)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: total lawyer genocide (🧐)

U need to look her in the face and tell her straight: "look, you're going to Die. We're all going to Die. Get over it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49975401)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: gibberish (?)

YOLO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49975410)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: ,.,,.,.,,,,,,....................


Before we were married my wife came over to my apartment one night and there were two wine glasses on my coffee table and she accused me of cheating. In reality I was just a bachelor who used to drink a lot and didn’t clean up after myself and one glass was from the night before and the other was from the night before that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49975563)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

Now imagine you've been married 20 years and that still happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49975566)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2,5#49975938)