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BREAKING: FBI arrests MDH for bank robbery

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fb...
Disturbing Degenerate Sanctuary
  04/14/22
Lol at this beta During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo,...
glittery institution kitty cat
  04/14/22
Did this guy play college ball
Disturbing Degenerate Sanctuary
  04/14/22
...
fighting address french chef
  10/08/24
Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Tr...
Mentally impaired pisswyrm house
  04/14/22
Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks
Disturbing Degenerate Sanctuary
  04/14/22
...
Mentally impaired pisswyrm house
  04/14/22
lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instea...
Cordovan incel
  04/14/22
...
Azure church psychic
  06/06/24
He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're...
Marvelous Zippy Sandwich Foreskin
  04/27/24
lol
potluck
  07/23/26
...
Disturbing Degenerate Sanctuary
  04/28/22
...
Disturbing Degenerate Sanctuary
  07/04/23
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Azure church psychic
  12/17/23
whoever that is, sad outcome
overrated concupiscible orchestra pit athletic conference
  12/17/23
LJL at MDH being 41
Cream Goyim Stage
  12/17/23
This was 100% MDH by the way
Disturbing Degenerate Sanctuary
  04/27/24
?
Cream Goyim Stage
  04/27/24
Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Gr...
Disturbing Degenerate Sanctuary
  04/27/24
I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at...
Cream Goyim Stage
  04/27/24
lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have ...
Disturbing Degenerate Sanctuary
  04/27/24
It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long
Cream Goyim Stage
  04/27/24
I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.
magical flushed meetinghouse cuckold
  04/27/24
Georgia?
Cream Goyim Stage
  04/27/24
Really? I think I would guess Maryland
magical flushed meetinghouse cuckold
  04/27/24
lol WF is in western North Carolina
Histrionic Garrison
  06/06/24
No shit? I always thought it was around Chicago.
Slap-happy Thriller State
  10/14/24
Dat Lake Forest
Shivering Yapping Theater Stage Electric Furnace
  04/24/26
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exciting point hissy fit
  04/27/24
180
hyperventilating dilemma
  04/27/24
Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest Univ...
Marvelous Zippy Sandwich Foreskin
  04/27/24
Honk honk
hyperventilating dilemma
  04/27/24
MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.
magical flushed meetinghouse cuckold
  04/27/24
...
amethyst bonkers corner mood
  04/27/24
...
exciting point hissy fit
  10/08/24
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Soggy market
  10/08/24
...
Frum Gaping
  11/16/24
Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.
curious nursing home juggernaut
  06/06/24
...
flesh laser beams
  06/06/24
i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah
Rough-skinned parlour
  06/06/24
MoreDoughHi=Mordecai
Indecent charcoal knife
  06/06/24
i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i a...
Rough-skinned parlour
  06/06/24
This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona...
Indecent charcoal knife
  06/06/24
...
Fishy talented lay trust fund
  04/24/26
...
Soggy market
  10/08/24
When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him f...
Disturbing Degenerate Sanctuary
  10/14/24
Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for ...
Disturbing Degenerate Sanctuary
  09/14/25
...
green heaven
  03/31/26
flame?
supple sepia nowag mental disorder
  04/01/26
This was 100% not flame
Disturbing Degenerate Sanctuary
  04/24/26
How long will he be locked up?
claret razzle-dazzle parlor shitlib
  04/24/26
trump will pardon him
Cracking mahogany space
  04/24/26
If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.
claret razzle-dazzle parlor shitlib
  04/24/26
actually not fIame
Passionate Slate Brethren
  04/24/26
...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/22/26
I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept ...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from th...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I do...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
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potluck
  07/23/26
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Fishy talented lay trust fund
  04/25/26
"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De...
zoomer having a midlife crisis at age 27
  07/23/26
RIP
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  07/23/26


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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: Disturbing Degenerate Sanctuary

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fbi-as-robber-who-hit-5-banks-in-past-3-weeks/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#44341248)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: glittery institution kitty cat

Lol at this beta

During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo, 2555 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables, the complaint says Honaker wore “a floppy hat and a blue, short-sleeved shirt.” His note said, “Keep calm and give me all the money in the drawer. I have a gun.” The teller pretended not to understand English, giving her an excuse to talk with her manager. While she informed her manager that the guy in the floppy hat was trying to rob them, Honaker backed away, appeared to get on his phone, then left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#44341281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:57 PM
Author: Disturbing Degenerate Sanctuary

Did this guy play college ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#44341324)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:59 AM
Author: fighting address french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#48176067)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:58 PM
Author: Mentally impaired pisswyrm house

Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Traurig from 2006 to 2011. The firm said Wednesday it was actually 2008 to 2011, Miami Herald reported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#44341332)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:06 PM
Author: Disturbing Degenerate Sanctuary

Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#44342148)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: Mentally impaired pisswyrm house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#44343281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:12 PM
Author: Cordovan incel

lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instead we went with "actually yes we definitely hired this guy but only for three years not the five that has been alleged"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#44342182)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: Azure church psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#47724566)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: Marvelous Zippy Sandwich Foreskin

He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're counting from when he was a graduate. LJL @ washing out from fucking Greenberg Traurig so fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#47613739)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: potluck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#50020950)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:56 AM
Author: Disturbing Degenerate Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#44418035)



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Date: July 4th, 2023 3:47 PM
Author: Disturbing Degenerate Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#46508924)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: Azure church psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#47180678)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: overrated concupiscible orchestra pit athletic conference

whoever that is, sad outcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#47180695)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: Cream Goyim Stage

LJL at MDH being 41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#47180702)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: Disturbing Degenerate Sanctuary

This was 100% MDH by the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#47613713)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: Cream Goyim Stage

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#47613717)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: Disturbing Degenerate Sanctuary

Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Greenberg Traurig then got cut and worked in shit law, clear drug problem, so stupid he thinks he’s smart enough to rob banks, can’t post anymore cause he’s in fucking prison. What do you want me to tell you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#47613741)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: Cream Goyim Stage

I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at an SEC school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#47613757)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: Disturbing Degenerate Sanctuary

lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have a perfect 10 taut blonde wife and 100 million dollars in the bank. Just like MDH would have by now if he weren’t in prison for robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#47613772)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Cream Goyim Stage

It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#47613786)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: magical flushed meetinghouse cuckold

I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#47613778)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Cream Goyim Stage

Georgia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#47613784)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: magical flushed meetinghouse cuckold

Really? I think I would guess Maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#47613797)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Histrionic Garrison

lol WF is in western North Carolina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#47724773)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 11:09 PM
Author: Slap-happy Thriller State

No shit?

I always thought it was around Chicago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#48198616)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Shivering Yapping Theater Stage Electric Furnace

Dat Lake Forest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#49840452)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: exciting point hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#47613788)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: hyperventilating dilemma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#47613801)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: Marvelous Zippy Sandwich Foreskin

Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest University Law School on Dec. 10, 2005. State records show he was admitted to the Florida Bar on Jan. 31, 2008, and is a member in good standing, according to ABC affiliate Local10 in Miami. . . . Honaker’s online profiles contained contradictory information that appeared to clash with reality, Miami Herald reported. They seem designed to project a favorable image. For example, both his LinkedIn and Florida Bar online profiles claim he graduated from Duke University School of Law in 2006. His LinkedIn page claimed honors gained while at Duke Law. But an email from Duke University to the Miami Herald said there’s no record that Aaron Honaker ever attended.

****

lol, if you're going to lie about going to a school why wouldn't you pick a place better than Duke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#47613748)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: hyperventilating dilemma

Honk honk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#47613783)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:28 PM
Author: magical flushed meetinghouse cuckold

MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#47614318)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: amethyst bonkers corner mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#47614320)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:01 AM
Author: exciting point hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#48176070)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:10 AM
Author: Soggy market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#48176080)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: Frum Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#48344700)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: curious nursing home juggernaut

Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#47724582)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: flesh laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#47724614)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:31 PM
Author: Rough-skinned parlour

i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#47724589)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: Indecent charcoal knife

MoreDoughHi=Mordecai

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#47724610)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: Rough-skinned parlour

i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i always liked MDH, though. he was legit funny, but seemed sociopathic. guess it wasn't 'schtick.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#47724621)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: Indecent charcoal knife

This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona

Guy is obsessed with the Florida Gators. Another hint Honaker is MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#47724661)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Fishy talented lay trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#49840473)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:38 AM
Author: Soggy market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#48176065)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: Disturbing Degenerate Sanctuary

When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him for robbing a bank

Yours in Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#48198559)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Disturbing Degenerate Sanctuary

Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#49267875)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: green heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#49784228)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: supple sepia nowag mental disorder

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#49785594)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: Disturbing Degenerate Sanctuary

This was 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#49840109)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: claret razzle-dazzle parlor shitlib

How long will he be locked up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#49840468)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Cracking mahogany space

trump will pardon him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#49840478)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: claret razzle-dazzle parlor shitlib

If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#49840482)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: Passionate Slate Brethren

actually not fIame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#49840464)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#50018265)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept reading it all I could think was oh shit this is definitely MDH. And it was him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#50020645)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from this thread, but i wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#50020842)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:43 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I don’t need any.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#50020851)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda like shortporch, i don't think we ever got full confirmation of that, but he was the prof who got kilt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#50020858)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#50020951)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: Fishy talented lay trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#49841414)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: zoomer having a midlife crisis at age 27

"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables but his note confused the teller, who “glanced at the note and, without realizing its true meaning, asked (Honaker) to fill out a withdrawal slip first because she needed an account number.” Honaker complied and wrote on the withdrawal slip, “read the note,” which asked for all $100s, $50s and $20s. The teller told Honaker, “The bank kept its cash in counting machines” so she couldn’t give him what he wanted, the complaint said. He left."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#50020953)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: gaetan dugas

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,5#50021007)