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Borderline catfishing a girl but I'm really falling in love. Need advice
| mildly autistic piazza liquid oxygen | 07/16/16 |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:46 AM Author: mildly autistic piazza liquid oxygen I made a fake tinder account with a picture of a great looking guy. I did my homework before hand and bought a burner phone and made sure I had thousands of pictures of the guy for texting purposes.
I made him perfect. 6'4, handsome, former athlete now I Banker with an inheritance.
I matched with this gorgeous 180 chick who is funny, great job and a complete subjective 10. Weve been texting for a month and talking on the phone. We exchange pictures and talk for hours. I used the excuse that I can't meet up until August because I'm away in Europe but I want to come back before she goes back to college and meet up. She's a Sr and we're planning on getting married.
I'm an idiot because I'm nothing that this guy is. I'm fat, bald, 26 yet look 50 thanks to my shitty weight genetics. George Constanza looks like George Clooney compared to me. I'm a lawyer in a quarter million debt working for a NYC shyster making $40k a year. I'm short and legitimately ugly.
Should I even meet this girl? I set the meet up date so far out because I figured I would work on self improvement and be like that guy but I can't look like him by August. Should I meet up with her and tell her the truth but convince her that I *am* that guy who talked to her on the phone for all those hours. |
Date: July 16th, 2016 10:47 AM Author: irradiated corner get in touch with the guy whose photos you used, explain the situation, offer him the girl for $5,000. if he takes it, great. if not, walk away from the whole thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30943615) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:21 PM Author: clear house You are a genius (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30944506) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:48 AM Author: brass immigrant hopefully flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30943618) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:50 AM Author: mildly autistic piazza liquid oxygen What would you do? You seem like the king of online dating apps. I'm really interested in this girl and it kills me everyday that I wake up to her texts. I'm stressed as fuck and forgoing actual opportunities because I want to make this work. She also claims to have dated tinder bc she wants me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30943630) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:55 AM Author: brass immigrant Why would you set up a fake profile. I used dating apps for short term PnD situations where you meet the girl that day or within 1-2. I don't see how you think this will end well for you. If you meet up it's going to be a disaster because you're not the guy in your pictures and have been wasting her time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30943645) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:59 AM Author: mildly autistic piazza liquid oxygen I'm the guy on the phone though. I'm the guy who set up the profile, sent her flowers, sent her sweet comments all day, got her over her ex, got her to cancel her tinder subscription. I know to dufus looking guys like you, it's about family money. But some girls care about personality. There are tons of good looking guys on tinder but I won this girl over with my sweetness. They didn't and that's why I think this can work. I'm worried about my appearance though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30943665) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:05 AM Author: brass immigrant Reeled me in again johnsy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30943688) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:06 AM Author: Trip Juggernaut lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30943691) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:26 AM Author: Ultramarine cuckoldry antidepressant drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30943827) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:56 AM Author: Canary dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30944020) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:58 AM Author: yellow messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30944031) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:02 PM Author: Big-titted Metal Mental Disorder Nursing Home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30944055) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:04 PM Author: emerald wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30944065) |
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Date: August 20th, 2016 8:26 AM Author: clear house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#31227979) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:17 AM Author: mind-boggling gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#31457712) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 7:11 AM Author: clear house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#34515809) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2020 11:01 PM Author: clear house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#39374470) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 6:29 AM Author: Dashing rambunctious alpha FUCKING ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#31457536) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2017 2:09 PM Author: clear house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#33625757) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:48 AM Author: Flirting striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30943624) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:53 AM Author: comical useless new version multi-billionaire first of all, ty Johnsmeyer
second of all, she's falling in love too and she's going to look past your looks. Meet up asap. |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:08 AM Author: Provocative step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30943697) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:56 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy olive foreskin chapel did this one time to a girl in a wheelchair and pretended i was in a wheelchair. she was really hot and i legit fell in love and she was in love with me. when i told her i wasn't actually handicapped she took it really well because i told her how i felt and she thought it would make our love easier with one person who could drive and run errands etc. after a while she revealed her leg paralysis wasn't from a car accident as she'd previously claimed but from a disease that affects her nervous system and would eventually spread to her vital organs. we spent our last weeks together in the hospital as she slowly lost consciousness. i was never able to properly say goodbye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30943652) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:06 AM Author: Demanding Pit Uh... flame? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30943690) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:07 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy olive foreskin chapel no this was one of my first loves in college. she legit had a car with a joystick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30943695) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:57 AM Author: Pearl center sound barrier This flame by Johnsmeyer isn't as inspired as the rich kid complaining his parents didn't give him enough flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30943656) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:58 AM Author: pearly plaza electric furnace going to the well too often after the terrific "6-year-old nephew as cell phone background" flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30943661) |
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Date: August 20th, 2016 9:40 AM Author: Milky preventive strike Wtf please link (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#31228144) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:39 AM Author: Sooty fiercely-loyal pozpig stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#31457772) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:59 AM Author: Flirting striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30943663) |
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Date: July 24th, 2016 8:46 AM Author: Deranged fragrant toilet seat parlor http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3274752&mc=1&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#31014461) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:00 AM Author: Trip Juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30943670) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:02 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy olive foreskin chapel how do you guys always know who it is. i get fooled every time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30943677) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:04 AM Author: Flirting striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30943685) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:05 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy olive foreskin chapel oh. ok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30943687) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:13 AM Author: pearly plaza electric furnace Frequent references to height and recent board topics (e.g., inheritance) are two clues. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30943736) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:16 AM Author: comical useless new version multi-billionaire Also theres always a throwaway line halfway down the post that makes you LOL when re-reading. For the Staten Island Brunch it was the dad bods, mmmm mmm mmmmm. Here, it's the "We're planning on getting married" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30943758) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:55 PM Author: Provocative step-uncle's house also "I can't look like him by August" when they presumably have different heights. implication being he could become taller if he only had more time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30944337) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:05 PM Author: comical useless new version multi-billionaire ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30944405) |
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Date: July 24th, 2016 8:47 AM Author: Deranged fragrant toilet seat parlor lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#31014462) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:10 AM Author: Flatulent indian lodge stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#31457693) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:26 AM Author: Flatulent indian lodge stain he's only "borderline" cat fishing her, but "did [his] homework" so he has burner phones and "thousands of pictures of the guy for texting purposes" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#31457734) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:11 PM Author: Poppy Market Idea He Suggested link? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30944108) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:01 AM Author: floppy senate Borderline? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30943673) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:04 AM Author: Talking tanning salon boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30943683) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:10 AM Author: mildly autistic piazza liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30943713) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:20 PM Author: Arousing brunch quadroon LJL this is so sad yet I sympathize with the pain of having this hot young 10 text you and tell you she wants you yet it's not really you she wants. Very painful bro - but psychologically you get to pretend just a little that it's you she wants and you get to feel for just a few moments how the life of CHAD would be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30944502) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:24 PM Author: swollen laughsome dog poop base Certified female poster here. Walk away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#30944532) |
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Date: July 24th, 2016 6:29 AM Author: clear house Go for it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#31014332) |
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Date: July 24th, 2016 8:51 AM Author: Onyx water buffalo son of senegal Twist: Chick on the other side is also catfishing you. The plus side is that it's a 5'6" tranny with a cock the size of a spray can. Just lean in and meet up with her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#31014472) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 6:31 AM Author: Dashing rambunctious alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#31457538) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 6:24 AM Author: clear house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#31457533) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:15 AM Author: vermilion razzle range haunted graveyard Does Dutchess know? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#31457707) |
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Date: July 21st, 2018 4:31 PM Author: clear house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#36471827) |
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Date: July 21st, 2018 4:53 PM Author: Sticky exciting kitty (extraordinarily unhinged person) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#36471918) |
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Date: September 14th, 2018 9:10 PM Author: comical useless new version multi-billionaire this remains one of my favorite Juansmayor threads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#36810936) |
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Date: January 5th, 2019 11:16 AM Author: comical useless new version multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#37531969) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2020 11:05 PM Author: Talking tanning salon boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#39374481) |
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Date: January 12th, 2020 4:46 PM Author: mildly autistic piazza liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#39419697) |
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Date: December 20th, 2021 5:00 PM Author: clear house Bumping this classic Johnsmeyer thread for his 180 tweet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#43645176) |
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Date: December 20th, 2021 5:01 PM Author: mildly autistic piazza liquid oxygen Lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#43645189) |
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Date: September 15th, 2024 2:05 PM Author: clear house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#48091192) |
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Date: August 26th, 2026 10:39 PM Author: artificial intelligence (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2,5#50095683) |