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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Up-to-no-good Apoplectic Dragon Piazza
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
flirting haunted graveyard
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
glittery home wagecucks
  04/18/25
Cr.
appetizing infuriating point
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
snowy gaming laptop masturbator
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Crusty pit
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Up-to-no-good Apoplectic Dragon Piazza
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
medicated narrow-minded deer antler
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
Shaky library
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Up-to-no-good Apoplectic Dragon Piazza
  04/18/25
...
A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
tripping lay
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Up-to-no-good Apoplectic Dragon Piazza
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
tripping lay
  04/18/25
...
cerise famous landscape painting
  04/18/25
...
Federal church
  08/17/26
...
Beta frozen electric furnace
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
Floppy Liquid Oxygen State
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
disrespectful olive indian lodge
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Up-to-no-good Apoplectic Dragon Piazza
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
disrespectful olive indian lodge
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
cerise famous landscape painting
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Up-to-no-good Apoplectic Dragon Piazza
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
disrespectful olive indian lodge
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Up-to-no-good Apoplectic Dragon Piazza
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
disrespectful olive indian lodge
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
cobalt learning disabled rigor
  04/18/25
jfc goys
disrespectful olive indian lodge
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
cerise famous landscape painting
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Up-to-no-good Apoplectic Dragon Piazza
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Hilarious carmine mental disorder
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
cerise famous landscape painting
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Hilarious carmine mental disorder
  04/18/25
...
mind-boggling shivering toaster abode
  08/17/26
...
mind-boggling shivering toaster abode
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
Exhilarant Dull Kitchen
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Up-to-no-good Apoplectic Dragon Piazza
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
Exhilarant Dull Kitchen
  04/18/25
...
doobsian prole
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
disrespectful olive indian lodge
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Up-to-no-good Apoplectic Dragon Piazza
  04/18/25
...
Beta frozen electric furnace
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Garnet meetinghouse
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Hilarious carmine mental disorder
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Up-to-no-good Apoplectic Dragon Piazza
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Up-to-no-good Apoplectic Dragon Piazza
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
Up-to-no-good Apoplectic Dragon Piazza
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
glittery home wagecucks
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
Up-to-no-good Apoplectic Dragon Piazza
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
Up-to-no-good Apoplectic Dragon Piazza
  08/17/26
...
mind-boggling shivering toaster abode
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
tripping lay
  08/17/26
ur dumb
Up-to-no-good Apoplectic Dragon Piazza
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
tripping lay
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
Up-to-no-good Apoplectic Dragon Piazza
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
tripping lay
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
Up-to-no-good Apoplectic Dragon Piazza
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
Charismatic chartreuse school
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
Up-to-no-good Apoplectic Dragon Piazza
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
Charismatic chartreuse school
  08/17/26
...
swashbuckling casino sweet tailpipe
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
Exhilarant Dull Kitchen
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
Up-to-no-good Apoplectic Dragon Piazza
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
Exhilarant Dull Kitchen
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
snowy gaming laptop masturbator
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
Up-to-no-good Apoplectic Dragon Piazza
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26
...
tight butthold
  09/22/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Apoplectic Dragon Piazza

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: flirting haunted graveyard

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: glittery home wagecucks

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: appetizing infuriating point

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: snowy gaming laptop masturbator

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Crusty pit

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Apoplectic Dragon Piazza

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: medicated narrow-minded deer antler

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Shaky library

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Apoplectic Dragon Piazza

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: tripping lay

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Apoplectic Dragon Piazza

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: tripping lay

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: cerise famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Federal church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Beta frozen electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Floppy Liquid Oxygen State

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: disrespectful olive indian lodge

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Apoplectic Dragon Piazza

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: disrespectful olive indian lodge

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: cerise famous landscape painting

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Apoplectic Dragon Piazza

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: disrespectful olive indian lodge

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Apoplectic Dragon Piazza

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: disrespectful olive indian lodge

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: cobalt learning disabled rigor

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: disrespectful olive indian lodge

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: cerise famous landscape painting

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Apoplectic Dragon Piazza

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Hilarious carmine mental disorder

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: cerise famous landscape painting

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Hilarious carmine mental disorder

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: mind-boggling shivering toaster abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: mind-boggling shivering toaster abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Exhilarant Dull Kitchen

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Apoplectic Dragon Piazza

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Exhilarant Dull Kitchen

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: doobsian prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: disrespectful olive indian lodge

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Apoplectic Dragon Piazza

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Beta frozen electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Garnet meetinghouse

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Hilarious carmine mental disorder

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Apoplectic Dragon Piazza

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Apoplectic Dragon Piazza

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Apoplectic Dragon Piazza

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: glittery home wagecucks

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Apoplectic Dragon Piazza

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Apoplectic Dragon Piazza

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: mind-boggling shivering toaster abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: tripping lay

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Apoplectic Dragon Piazza

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: tripping lay

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Apoplectic Dragon Piazza

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: tripping lay

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Apoplectic Dragon Piazza

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Charismatic chartreuse school

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Apoplectic Dragon Piazza

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: Charismatic chartreuse school

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: swashbuckling casino sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Exhilarant Dull Kitchen

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Apoplectic Dragon Piazza

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Exhilarant Dull Kitchen

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: snowy gaming laptop masturbator

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Apoplectic Dragon Piazza

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#50146047)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: tight butthold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,5#50149087)