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Boomer w/ dementia calls Tim Cook "Tim Apple"

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"You are gay. Why are you gay?"
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Now let's see Tim Apple's corpse
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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:29 AM
Author: Thriller pit

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-calls-apple-ceo-tim-cook-tim-apple-during-white-house-meeting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37891744)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:31 AM
Author: Orange balding field sound barrier

they actually all take "Apple" as their surname when they start working there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37891749)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: Thriller pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37891750)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:00 AM
Author: Provocative codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37891789)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:19 AM
Author: Big volcanic crater digit ratio

(alternative handmaids tale where apple takes over the government and subjects all googlers to an oppressive regime)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37892428)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: Contagious university marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37892504)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37892509)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: stirring fluffy parlour wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37892510)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: indecent dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37896148)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 1:51 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#50094520)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: 180 aggressive location pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37891752)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: bateful frum property people who are hurt

he’s such a dunce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37891767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: razzle high-end lay mediation

This is actuality extremely 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37891769)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:59 AM
Author: chest-beating toaster shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37891787)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: Contagious university marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37892507)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: angry supple market



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: alcoholic abusive hell new version



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:15 PM
Author: beady-eyed translucent brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37892743)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:20 PM
Author: bateful frum property people who are hurt

not knowing stuff is awesome haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37892777)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: chest-beating toaster shitlib

lmao why would you decide to be this gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37896157)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 PM
Author: razzle high-end lay mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37896175)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: Laughsome light school cafeteria dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37896210)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: stirring fluffy parlour wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37897480)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:06 AM
Author: ruby up-to-no-good church building

decide? *born this way blares as obeezy drags his dripping pink sock across the board like an itchy dog*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37897668)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: rose aromatic garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37912654)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: Contagious university marketing idea

"You are gay. Why are you gay?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37913210)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: Arousing sooty double fault gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37897655)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: rose aromatic garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37912656)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:58 AM
Author: Exciting Striped Hyena Fortuitous Meteor

Like the Ramones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37891786)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:02 AM
Author: Stimulating aquamarine tattoo keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37891791)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: stirring fluffy parlour wrinkle

Now let's see Tim Apple's corpse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37892513)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 AM
Author: Odious White Legal Warrant

“Can we get Mr. Google and Mr. Microsoft in here, too? Thank.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37892515)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: exhilarant antidepressant drug

Would be 180 if he started calling all these tech people by their company name:

Tim Apple

Mark Facebook

Jack Twitter

Tom MySpace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37892521)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: big-titted halford

LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37892541)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:47 AM
Author: Burgundy Windowlicker Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37892591)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:50 AM
Author: ruby up-to-no-good church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37892603)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:31 PM
Author: Exciting Striped Hyena Fortuitous Meteor

rachmiel autoadmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37892844)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: self-absorbed overrated casino puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37895690)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: passionate tripping base useless brakes

Jared Zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37897707)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:16 AM
Author: galvanic thirsty juggernaut

great cyber, this guy. he’s got the stuff, folks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37897709)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:18 AM
Author: Mildly autistic theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37897716)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:41 PM
Author: chest-beating toaster shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37892891)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:16 PM
Author: dull menage idiot

https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-marillyn-lockheed-martin-ceo-hewson-2018-3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37895719)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 PM
Author: Boyish depressive parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37896172)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:14 AM
Author: passionate tripping base useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37897702)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: passionate tripping base useless brakes

Donald Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37897704)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:51 AM
Author: Curious plaza dysfunction

That's actually really alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37892609)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: racy black woman

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37892620)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:18 PM
Author: smoky tanning salon chad

He probably can't conceive of someone NOT putting their own name in huge letters all over their products. GROW IT BIG SHOW IT BIG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37892767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:24 PM
Author: bonkers forum reading party

Lol he also called Lockheed CEO Marlene Lockheed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37892802)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:30 PM
Author: Bisexual Abnormal Locale Turdskin

Tim D'Apple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37892837)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: self-absorbed overrated casino puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37895693)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:38 PM
Author: Crusty vengeful piazza trust fund

This is actually a neg. He knows it's Tim Cook but thinks that if you're CEO your last name should be it's title.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37892869)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: Amethyst swollen space

The Trump in Donald Trump is because he ran the Trump Organization.

We can call him Donald America now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37896150)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: ruby up-to-no-good church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37896156)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: Laughsome light school cafeteria dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37896207)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:19 AM
Author: stirring fluffy parlour wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37897481)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:50 PM
Author: Onyx Misanthropic Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37913272)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: Thriller pit

*leans into mic*

https://www.foxnews.com/tech/trump-bemoans-media-coverage-of-tim-apple-says-he-said-it-to-save-time-and-words

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37912563)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:27 PM
Author: Burgundy Windowlicker Tank

ITT: thread does NOT go as OP planned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37893083)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:32 PM
Author: Marvelous principal's office

"Trump said a thing"

the archetypical Obeezy thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37893113)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:10 PM
Author: Tantric travel guidebook fat ankles

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37895696)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:13 PM
Author: yellow school haunted graveyard

So what? I'm perfectly mentally well and I do this too. Like my hairdresser is named Ashley, and I call her Haircut Ashley. Everyone does this in private.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37895711)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:25 PM
Author: red nighttime gaming laptop state

Gee look what just happened on Tim's Twitter.

https://www.macrumors.com/2019/03/07/tim-cook-twitter-name-tim-apple/

'Beez, just give up already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37896125)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: self-absorbed overrated casino puppy

the mlk quote is so faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37896136)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 PM
Author: henna maniacal rigpig

Pandering to blacks with probably the most unremarkable and mundane thing MLK ever said is hilariously racist in a weird way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37896185)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: Laughsome light school cafeteria dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37896203)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: smoky tanning salon chad

https://mobile.twitter.com/tim_cook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37897478)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: Exciting Striped Hyena Fortuitous Meteor

Where do these idiots think surnames came from in the first place? Cooper, Smith, Yaeger. This is perfectly sensible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37897652)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:10 AM
Author: razzmatazz bronze love of her life

cr but i think most people probably dont actually know this. if they did there wouldnt be a bunch of kids with first names that mean things like "barrel maker" or "transporter of goods"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37897684)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:39 PM
Author: Titillating filthpig

Goddamn obeezy your faggotry knows no end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37912859)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:22 PM
Author: Thriller pit

Having a good day so far?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37913113)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:55 PM
Author: Odious White Legal Warrant

The boomer has now explained that he was saying “Tim/Apple” but chose not to vocalize the slash because his time is too valuable to waste on such trivial matters.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37913644)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Cerebral Misunderstood Round Eye Senate

Today, Trump the Clown showed yet again why he is such a clown.

What should have have done? Exactly what people ITT did. Laugh it off, who fucking cares.

But instead, Trump the Clown got MAF, because he STILL hasn't learned the lesson NOT to give a fuck what the (((media))) prints about him. And he clearly never will. To the contrary, craving favorable press from the (((media))) is one of the few things he actually cares about, and goes a long way towards explaining why he's such an utter failure:

Donald J. Trump

‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story!

7:12 AM - 11 Mar 2019

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1105109329290686464

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2,5#37915994)