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I have some new details about the spaceporn bar spaghetti incident

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there whe...
Coral son of senegal
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Copper associate
  04/08/23
Jfc
hairless property
  04/08/23
To be fair, I can confirm.
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Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get cau...
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amethyst messiness dysfunction
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sure bud
dull giraffe
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vermilion high-end abode
  04/08/23
This is so fucked up.
bonkers useless brakes becky
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stimulating avocado circlehead site
  04/09/23
Hand in the proverbial cookie jar
alcoholic vibrant wagecucks dog poop
  04/08/23
This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent ove...
pontificating henna theatre
  04/08/23
brave of you to poast this
Concupiscible box office
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amethyst messiness dysfunction
  04/09/23
Extremely inspiring poast thanks
cerebral bespoke ceo
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electric liquid oxygen
  03/10/24
TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.
maize passionate sandwich legend
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Galvanic half-breed orchestra pit
  04/08/23
Big if true
Talented Ruddy Theater Stage Digit Ratio
  04/08/23
So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a privat...
electric liquid oxygen
  04/08/23
The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’...
Coral son of senegal
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stimulating avocado circlehead site
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Tick tock spaceporn
lake disrespectful coffee pot
  04/09/23
Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.
flushed metal puppy
  04/09/23
You’re fucked pal
lake disrespectful coffee pot
  04/09/23
I’m doing great 👍 You are so fucked it’s ...
flushed metal puppy
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amethyst messiness dysfunction
  04/09/23
Jesus.
trip trailer park
  04/09/23
Jesus ain’t touching this one
amber stag film mental disorder
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soul-stirring insanely creepy stage
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maize passionate sandwich legend
  04/12/23
Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to ...
Coral son of senegal
  05/01/23
When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?...
flushed metal puppy
  05/01/23
couple weeks ago. you?
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bonkers useless brakes becky
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wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just lik...
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new here?
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Copper associate
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based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poas...
Cerise selfie reading party
  05/10/23
Just don't talk about me, pedophile.
flushed metal puppy
  05/10/23
I can confirm.
bonkers useless brakes becky
  05/10/23
throwaway?
Cerise selfie reading party
  05/10/23
I can't say more.
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i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn
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bonkers useless brakes becky
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yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really ...
Well-lubricated Opaque Regret Wrinkle
  05/10/23
new poaster, first day?
hairless property
  05/10/23
like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story,...
Well-lubricated Opaque Regret Wrinkle
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This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant sto...
Clear contagious gunner
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SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thoug...
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imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this ...
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this board is like a schizophrenic AI
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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:52 PM
Author: Coral son of senegal

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there when it happened

SP had his hand all the way in the kid’s pants and was fondling his genitals. Kid was clearly in distress.

Waitress asked what he was doing when she came to bring SP another beer and SP had a panicked flipout like he was surprised anyone would notice.

Waitress did end up getting fired unfortunately but is considering suing either the restaurant or SP.

That’s all i know but am going to ask around a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#46161253)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: Provocative mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#46161283)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: Copper associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#46161287)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: hairless property

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#46161289)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Blathering hairraiser queen of the night

To be fair,

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#46161292)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: amethyst messiness dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#48337327)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: garnet death wish

Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get caught and so become very brazen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#46161459)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: Copper associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#46161511)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: exciting offensive pistol station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#46164478)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: amethyst messiness dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#46164596)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:54 PM
Author: dull giraffe

sure bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#46161904)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:55 PM
Author: vermilion high-end abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#46161906)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: bonkers useless brakes becky

This is so fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#46161920)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: stimulating avocado circlehead site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#46163996)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: alcoholic vibrant wagecucks dog poop

Hand in the proverbial cookie jar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#46161921)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:04 PM
Author: pontificating henna theatre

This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent over the table pounding his ricehole. SP then pulled out and started to pee on SP jr while shouting 'HOUSE ON FIRE! HOUSE ON FIRE! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!'. It was a very lib bar so they were nervous about interfering since they did not want to come off as homophobic. The waitress was very brave for offering SP jr a towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#46161937)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:04 PM
Author: Concupiscible box office

brave of you to poast this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#46164507)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: amethyst messiness dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#46164592)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: cerebral bespoke ceo

Extremely inspiring poast thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#46177424)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: electric liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#47481014)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:15 PM
Author: maize passionate sandwich legend

TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#46161964)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:15 PM
Author: Galvanic half-breed orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#46162120)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:13 PM
Author: Talented Ruddy Theater Stage Digit Ratio

Big if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#46162116)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:14 PM
Author: electric liquid oxygen

So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a private investigator? Or doing this all over zoom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#46162119)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: Coral son of senegal

The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’s all I really want to say in that area atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#46162123)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: stimulating avocado circlehead site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#46163994)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: lake disrespectful coffee pot

Tick tock spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#46164444)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:10 PM
Author: flushed metal puppy

Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#46164523)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: lake disrespectful coffee pot

You’re fucked pal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#46164558)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:29 PM
Author: flushed metal puppy

I’m doing great 👍

You are so fucked it’s just pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#46164572)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: amethyst messiness dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#46164594)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: trip trailer park

Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#46164599)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 5:51 PM
Author: amber stag film mental disorder

Jesus ain’t touching this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#46168892)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 11:14 PM
Author: soul-stirring insanely creepy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#46170246)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: maize passionate sandwich legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#46177413)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:30 PM
Author: Coral son of senegal

Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to GREAT lengths to try to ensure this never blows back on him.

Like, crazy person stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#46259432)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: flushed metal puppy

When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#46259465)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:47 PM
Author: Coral son of senegal

couple weeks ago. you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#46259508)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: Coral son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#46293312)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: bonkers useless brakes becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#46293314)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:14 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Opaque Regret Wrinkle

wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just like a board joke because he worded things poorly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#46293337)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:16 AM
Author: adventurous aqua tanning salon depressive

new here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#46293345)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:57 AM
Author: Copper associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#46671965)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: Cerise selfie reading party

based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poast quite a lot i don't retain very much info about poasters/drama because i truly come here only to say irreverent stuff and read what other people say), SP had a schtick a few years back where he got stoned and said "wacky" stuff. he is obviously awkward so him trying to be a chill breh is inevitably going to come off weird and unnatural. i distinctly remember one poast where he the title was something like "my four year old has a bigger dick than me bros" and like you say, there was a lot of poorly worded stuff in his poasts. i don't remember the basis for the playroom hotdog meme, but whatever it was it cannot have sounded good. i highly doubt he is actually a pedo, but to be honest none of us really KNOWS each other so can we say? anything is possible, but i don't think it's true.

but i can say this - he hasn't done himself any favors here (unless he is trolling and inviting the abuse).

the big question for me is whether the bar spaghetti thing actually happened or whether he is just baiting people. if it happened, why the fuck would he talk about it here? he knows what the result would be. and if it did happen, i really don't know what to think. that is certainly suspicious as fuck if you're being accused of a server of doing something inappropriate with a child. has anyone ever had that happen to them? the most charitable thing i can say about that is maybe the waitress said something innocuous like "why the hell are you in the bar with a little kid" and SP, because he is unhinged and has a short fuse, just went bonkers and took it to be an accusation of pedo activity. i dunno.

someone (i think Mase?) the other day says that as of february the real SP was poasting here. not sure how he knows that. but i legit thought that SP was an imposter going back to january because the spaghetti incident is just borderline unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#46293361)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:31 AM
Author: flushed metal puppy

Just don't talk about me, pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#46293390)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:32 AM
Author: bonkers useless brakes becky

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#46293396)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:33 AM
Author: Cerise selfie reading party

throwaway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#46293399)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: bonkers useless brakes becky

I can't say more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#46293406)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:36 AM
Author: Cerise selfie reading party

i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#46293414)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: bonkers useless brakes becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#46293417)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:16 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Opaque Regret Wrinkle

yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really be him because no sane person would do / say the shit he says constantly on here, making crazy ass threads and stirring things up with people for no reason.

if that restaurant thing is true, that's a solid where there's smoke there's fire situation because i can't envision a circumstance where a server would call out a customer over their kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#46294280)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: hairless property

new poaster, first day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#46294284)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Opaque Regret Wrinkle

like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story, but it's really hard for me to square someone with their identity so wildly known taking so much time out of his day to do and say the wacky stuff i see on here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#46294300)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: Clear contagious gunner

This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant story? Can you link the original poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#46294309)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: pontificating henna theatre

SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thought he had kidnapped and raped his son. He complained to the manager and they gave him a free dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#46294319)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Cerise selfie reading party

imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this description of what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#46295133)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: Clear contagious gunner

this board is like a schizophrenic AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#46295823)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: soul-stirring insanely creepy stage

Origin of playroom hotdog meme was sp posting “little fucker begged for a playroom hotdog and now he won’t eat it.”

shitmodded of course, draw your own conclusions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#48360620)



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Date: June 17th, 2023 11:11 AM
Author: glittery impressive rigor university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#46438170)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:55 AM
Author: soul-stirring insanely creepy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#46671961)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: mind-boggling location sound barrier

Call me old fashioned but I think this is sick and SP needs to be stopped. Poor kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#46672800)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: Excitant senate foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#46862311)



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Date: November 1st, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Cerise selfie reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#47008653)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: Lascivious ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#47481002)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: pontificating henna theatre

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#47548999)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: glittery impressive rigor university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#47549388)



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Date: April 14th, 2024 5:27 PM
Author: odious blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#47582887)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: vermilion high-end abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#47689632)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Flesh Temple

Your kids will be dancing on those bars if you don’t quit molesting them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#47689636)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Aromatic Aggressive Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#48337324)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: amethyst messiness dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,5#48337325)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: pontificating henna theatre

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