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World's Greatest Slut apparently has a new title holder

https://www.newsweek.com/porn-star-bonnie-blue-world-record-...
bronze big range boistinker
  01/14/25
there's even a picture https://ibb.co/RQfDXgj
Hateful Rusted Idiot Psychic
  01/14/25
MAGA!
Amber Well-lubricated Meetinghouse
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Aromatic sanctuary sweet tailpipe
  06/10/25
lmao "newsweek" we used to get it in the mail i...
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  01/14/25
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Peach know-it-all lettuce
  01/14/25
Used to love that page at the end full of pithy quotes and b...
adventurous abusive stain
  01/14/25
That’s 1.5 men per minute
Dull supple sneaky criminal property
  01/14/25
Jfc
Excitant windowlicker striped hyena
  01/14/25
That's 0.8 Whok Standard Units, for those using the ZoZo Sys...
pink motley dopamine main people
  01/14/25
Mouth, ass, both hands and vag is 5 every 7.5 minutes. If s...
glittery voyeur
  01/14/25
"fluffer" porn is one of my genres
Dull supple sneaky criminal property
  01/15/25
superior birdshit civilization and birdshit "men&quo...
Plum laughsome marketing idea karate
  01/14/25
Hey bud we need to support women’s rights, ok???
lilac 180 idea he suggested pit
  01/14/25
all birdshit "men" are feminists
Plum laughsome marketing idea karate
  01/14/25
This should be a Road to Damascus moment for Western society...
lilac 180 idea he suggested pit
  01/14/25
instead *crickets*
Plum laughsome marketing idea karate
  01/14/25
...
Frisky awkward gaping azn
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women everywhere super jealous of her
Brilliant French Stage
  01/14/25
this is an average weekend in the life of a nyc gay
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adventurous abusive stain
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Soul-stirring sienna fat ankles
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jfc
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Hopefully Trump can bring the record home in a few weeks whe...
Odious Gas Station
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heard they are gonna sell the vid for $49.99 a pop on onlyfa...
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vigorous flatulent public bath hominid
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lol @ white men, they have completely squandered the plot. k...
boyish transparent faggot firefighter
  01/14/25
I didn't read the article but I'd assume she'd have to be pe...
magical persian forum
  01/14/25
I have real questions about the mechanics of this
Galvanic bearded skinny woman
  01/14/25
She looks weirdly similar to the other “hundreds of me...
violet trailer park
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nighttime stead
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It’s not just that they’re both blonde, they hav...
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nighttime stead
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fishy famous landscape painting principal's office
  01/14/25
Had the same thought.
wonderful ticket booth patrolman
  01/14/25
They should do a collab
Pungent doobsian point
  01/14/25
where did she get 1,057 men? asking for a gay friend
Soul-stirring sienna fat ankles
  01/14/25
superior anglo culture
Stubborn Fragrant Station Rigor
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wonderful ticket booth patrolman
  01/14/25
"koreans clearly are derivative of said superior anglo ...
Stubborn Fragrant Station Rigor
  01/14/25
, chirped "Peanut Balls"
buff plaza
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nice
Disrespectful stag film turdskin
  01/14/25
how DARE non anglos not legalize pr0n! RED MAN needed CIVILI...
Stubborn Fragrant Station Rigor
  01/14/25
nobody cares what you have to say, M&M nuts
Disrespectful stag film turdskin
  01/14/25
those INFERIOR koreans with their 4B and FEMINAZISM! NYUUG D...
Stubborn Fragrant Station Rigor
  01/14/25
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
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Stubborn Fragrant Station Rigor
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(crazy person)
fishy famous landscape painting principal's office
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*posts about some asian 5 who got beaten by her dad so hard ...
Stubborn Fragrant Station Rigor
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http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664645&mc=41&am...
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if only asians were so CREATIVE and ORIGINAL to invent tikto...
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Doobs' plastic surgeon deserves a Nobel prize
Amber Well-lubricated Meetinghouse
  01/15/25
do they actually pump away, or one thrust, then next guy
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  01/16/25
Yeah, the hard part is recruitment, scheduling, and logistic...
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  06/08/26
You sound like you speak from experience. Go on...
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  06/08/26
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  01/19/25
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Date: January 14th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: bronze big range boistinker

https://www.newsweek.com/porn-star-bonnie-blue-world-record-sex-feat-1057-men-2014533

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#48552310)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Hateful Rusted Idiot Psychic

there's even a picture

https://ibb.co/RQfDXgj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#48553545)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 3:42 AM
Author: Amber Well-lubricated Meetinghouse

MAGA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#48554292)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Aromatic sanctuary sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#49003545)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: Hairraiser degenerate pisswyrm

lmao "newsweek"

we used to get it in the mail in the 80s

now this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#48552314)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: Peach know-it-all lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#48552791)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: adventurous abusive stain

Used to love that page at the end full of pithy quotes and biting satirical political cartoons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#48553392)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: Dull supple sneaky criminal property

That’s 1.5 men per minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#48552317)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Excitant windowlicker striped hyena

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#48552749)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: pink motley dopamine main people

That's 0.8 Whok Standard Units, for those using the ZoZo System. Impressive stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#48553409)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:09 PM
Author: glittery voyeur

Mouth, ass, both hands and vag is 5 every 7.5 minutes. If she doubled up any holes or got her feet involved she could’ve stretched each gang to over 10 min banging sessions. Presumably the vag and ass bros could also be replaced with hand, feet and mouth bros so that each 10 min started with 7 dudes but the last 5 was just finishing off the last 3 of them. I would hope she had a team of fluffers who were also edging the fuck out of these dudes so that they all busted almost immediately as soon as they touched her. It’s really the clean up that seems grossest and most logistically challenging.

Also this whore is obviously lying and full of shit. It was probably only like 40 dudes and they all signed NDAs and so they can’t snitch on her without risking being outted and driven into bankruptcy by a rat faced barrister in a goofy long curly salt and pepper wig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#48553497)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 6:36 AM
Author: Dull supple sneaky criminal property

"fluffer" porn is one of my genres

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#48554387)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: Plum laughsome marketing idea karate

superior birdshit civilization

and birdshit "men" who claim to be the most violent and intelligent men are noticably silent abt their own women taking loads of nigga and muzzie cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#48552325)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: lilac 180 idea he suggested pit

Hey bud we need to support women’s rights, ok???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#48552329)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Plum laughsome marketing idea karate

all birdshit "men" are feminists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#48552354)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: lilac 180 idea he suggested pit

This should be a Road to Damascus moment for Western society that results in Taliban level restrictions on women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#48552332)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Plum laughsome marketing idea karate

instead *crickets*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#48552353)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Frisky awkward gaping azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#48553524)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: Brilliant French Stage

women everywhere super jealous of her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#48552334)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: cerebral address

this is an average weekend in the life of a nyc gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#48552366)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: Peach know-it-all lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#48552793)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: vigorous flatulent public bath hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#48552797)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: adventurous abusive stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#48553407)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: Soul-stirring sienna fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#48553421)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Fighting sooty house death wish

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#48553508)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: Odious Gas Station

Hopefully Trump can bring the record home in a few weeks when he sucks off all 120 of the Knesset 10 times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#48552380)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Plum laughsome marketing idea karate

heard they are gonna sell the vid for $49.99 a pop on onlyfans.com/knesset



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#48552475)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: vigorous flatulent public bath hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#48552489)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: boyish transparent faggot firefighter

lol @ white men, they have completely squandered the plot. keep sucking jew cock + boasting about the actions of your ancestors 80 years ago :thumbsup:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#48552385)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: magical persian forum

I didn't read the article but I'd assume she'd have to be penetrated in every hole continuously to reach this number

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#48552785)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Galvanic bearded skinny woman

I have real questions about the mechanics of this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#48552788)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: violet trailer park

She looks weirdly similar to the other “hundreds of men in one day” chick

https://www.newsweek.com/who-porn-star-bonnie-blue-lily-phillips-onlyfans-2014628

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#48553372)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: nighttime stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#48553374)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: violet trailer park

It’s not just that they’re both blonde, they have very similar faces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#48553380)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: nighttime stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#48553386)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: fishy famous landscape painting principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#48553527)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: wonderful ticket booth patrolman

Had the same thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#48553399)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:30 PM
Author: Pungent doobsian point

They should do a collab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#48553424)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Soul-stirring sienna fat ankles

where did she get 1,057 men? asking for a gay friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#48553449)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Stubborn Fragrant Station Rigor

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#48553510)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: wonderful ticket booth patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#48553520)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Stubborn Fragrant Station Rigor

"koreans clearly are derivative of said superior anglo culture despite pr0n literally being illegal"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#48553522)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: buff plaza

, chirped "Peanut Balls"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#48553561)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Disrespectful stag film turdskin

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#48553566)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Stubborn Fragrant Station Rigor

how DARE non anglos not legalize pr0n! RED MAN needed CIVILIZING. WHITE IS RIGHT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#48553568)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Disrespectful stag film turdskin

nobody cares what you have to say, M&M nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#48553572)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Stubborn Fragrant Station Rigor

those INFERIOR koreans with their 4B and FEMINAZISM! NYUUG DONE HERE! only WHITES cant be stereotyped! and whites are the LEAST RACIST RACE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#48553599)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: Stubborn Fragrant Station Rigor

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#48554259)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 3:52 AM
Author: Stubborn Fragrant Station Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#48554311)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Stubborn Fragrant Station Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#48555775)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: fishy famous landscape painting principal's office

(crazy person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#48555842)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Stubborn Fragrant Station Rigor

*posts about some asian 5 who got beaten by her dad so hard she shits on asian men on tiktok all day*

*lols at nowags*

ASIAN MEN DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#48555863)



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Date: January 16th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Stubborn Fragrant Station Rigor

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5664645&mc=41&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#48558902)



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Date: January 16th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Stubborn Fragrant Station Rigor

if only asians were so CREATIVE and ORIGINAL to invent tiktok cumwalks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#48558981)



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Date: January 19th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: Stubborn Fragrant Station Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#48567275)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Stubborn Fragrant Station Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#48571434)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Stubborn Fragrant Station Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#48574494)



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Date: January 23rd, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Stubborn Fragrant Station Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#48583427)



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Date: June 5th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: Stubborn Fragrant Station Rigor

A WORLD WITHOUT KOREAN MEN LMAO

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5308417&forum_id=2#48456029

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#48991021)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Stubborn Fragrant Station Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#49070480)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:04 PM
Author: Stubborn Fragrant Station Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#49077617)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: Stubborn Fragrant Station Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#49354939)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: Stubborn Fragrant Station Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#49921732)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Stubborn Fragrant Station Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#49923920)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 11:20 PM
Author: Stubborn Fragrant Station Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#49926840)



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Date: June 25th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Stubborn Fragrant Station Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#49963114)



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Date: June 25th, 2026 9:42 PM
Author: Stubborn Fragrant Station Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#49963192)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:11 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#49972831)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Stubborn Fragrant Station Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#49084002)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: Stubborn Fragrant Station Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#49003519)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Stubborn Fragrant Station Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#49177066)



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Date: January 15th, 2025 3:43 AM
Author: Amber Well-lubricated Meetinghouse

Doobs' plastic surgeon deserves a Nobel prize

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Date: January 16th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: garnet curious codepig

do they actually pump away, or one thrust, then next guy

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Date: October 17th, 2025 2:13 AM
Author: seedy saffron pozpig

Yeah, the hard part is recruitment, scheduling, and logistics. They probably had 2-hour slots and front-loaded them slightly. You show up at your time, get a number, and wait in the lobby or outside; when the time slot in front of you is down to its last 30 guys or whatever, you file in, get naked, and get in line in order of your number. A tattooed meth head yells at you as a group to condom up and that you'll get 15 seconds of sex (they've 'budgeted' 40 seconds, but there's always leakage during transitions, guys wanting to jack themselves 4 times before going in, etc., and you need to compensate for the whore's breaks), and that you're not to touch her with anything other than your penis (no kissing, obviously, but think about how retarded the average guy at one of these things is). No BYOcondom allowed; everyone has to use one of the 3 sizes of Lifestyles condom supplied, since that brand is a 'sponsor' of the gangbang.

The biggest problem is guys not getting/staying hard, which there's very little patience for, but they also can't afford to just kick out everyone who experiences any issues because that's too many ppl. (This was the major 'qualification' screened for in the casting call, but it still comes up.) Guys are expected to keep themselves jacked hard, and they've devoted an entire Jew to checking the guy in the on-deck circle for hardness and pulling him back to the hole if he's not keeping it up; you can get skipped 2x, but 3 strikes you're out.

The two body men taking care of the girl herself (strip club bouncers by trade, and easily the most normal people there) are shocked at how many dudes say bizarrely retarded shit like "but I haven't cum yet" when being pulled off at the beep. They've set aside 45 minutes in aggregate for breaks and decided to let the girl choose how to divvy them up--"we'll see how it goes and keep track of if we're on pace"--which they immediately regret as the girl has no visceral sense of math or ability to delay gratification and takes 32 minutes of smoke breaks in the first 2.5 hours.

Guys in the last 3 time slots get a significantly worse experience, with the scent of BO and cigarettes oppressively thick in the air, and the girl's vagina looking like a cold cut sandwich slathered with catsup. Expressing concern about what you're sticking your dick into gets you a summary expulsion, especially as the supervisory Jew realizes they're comfortably ahead of schedule to hit 1,000, and everyone's tired and doesn't give a shit anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#49355029)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 12:57 AM
Author: Fighting sooty house death wish

lol

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Date: June 8th, 2026 5:57 AM
Author: Amber Well-lubricated Meetinghouse

You sound like you speak from experience. Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#49921908)



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Date: January 19th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: Infuriating dashing center

Why are these megaskanks all Bri’ish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#48567354)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Beta Set Laser Beams

Jews using the same demoralization techniques that ended a white Christian monoculture in the USA on the next target.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#49003554)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: Dun Knife Step-uncle's House

Damn, what a slut!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2,5#49926842)