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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:27 AM Author: Cerebral scarlet theater halford
cr. tattoos, likes to smoke, single, # of swear words in profile, piercings, atheist/agnostic, steampunk/alt/hipster....etc.
also screens out women who keep all their social media posts private.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2,5#26372179) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:30 AM Author: Cerebral scarlet theater halford
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*Mike Judge taking notes furiously for Silicon Valley*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2,5#26372200) |
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Date: September 25th, 2014 12:48 AM Author: metal sexy pozpig
still lolling @ this
*smiles sheepishly*
"are you jen87?"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2,5#26392563)
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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:00 AM Author: Cerebral scarlet theater halford
how do you know where they will be? do you just pick random clubs/bars they review and show up at one of them each weekend? doesn't seem very likely to land a hit.
idk man this is pretty suspect...I see a lot of flaws in this method.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2,5#26371925) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM Author: Cerebral scarlet theater halford
I imagine that the average female yelp reviewer has reviewed some 5+ bars/restaurants/clubs, and might not even go out every weekend. seems like it would take a while.
unless you really do full on doobsian FB-stalker shit like fratty was talking about.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2,5#26371995) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:16 AM Author: Cerebral scarlet theater halford
" "doobsian FB-stalker shit" is a description I feel lacks nuance and appreciation for my art"
tyft
well brother I applaud your efforts and the method does seem to have some novelty. I don't think it would be for me since I like fucking fat chicks from okc for minimal effort, but to each his own.
pretty clever if you aren't full of shit.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2,5#26372067) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:37 AM Author: Cerebral scarlet theater halford
(faggot)
not many reviews are of the "we come here every x night for the y dollar zs!!" variety.
but ...I guess...he could....target....you know what stfu. JUST STFU.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2,5#26372246)
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Date: September 22nd, 2014 11:18 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy apoplectic multi-billionaire
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2,5#26373615) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2014 11:22 AM Author: comical deranged state son of senegal
yeah but:
One Medical Group
Category: Family Practice
Neighborhoods: Midtown West, Midtown East
5.0 star rating
8/28/2014
...I called the office on Tuesday this week, needing an appointment for a UTI/yeast infection (you know how uncomfortable these are, and how you really NEED to see someone and get oral medication if it gets out of hand).
....
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2,5#26373634) |
Date: September 22nd, 2014 9:32 PM Author: chartreuse excitant casino
* plops down near yelp target at the neighborhood coffee shop *
* pulls out iPhone and starts loudly talking to self *
"Waddup bro!"
"Hell yeah I caught the game last night. But hold up! Hold up! Have you tried that new Italian joint at the corner of 9th and Pearson?"
"Dawwwg. Dawwwg. C'mon man. You haven't lived. Listen, forget the game tonight. Try the spot. Have a glass of Malbec and you gotta try their Pannacotta. You gotta. To die for."
"I said forget the game tonight. Try the spot."
"You know what? Go fuck yourself! If you ain't a foodie fuck off!"
* throws down phone and abruptly leers at girl *
"Me? I'm a foodie. You ever try that frozen custard spot five blocks down?"
"Yeah yea that's the one. Only one word: orgasmic. right?"
"How bout that French bakery run by that Jap couple?"
"Oh you know it too? 'Who can have just one chocolate croissant when they're staring at you by the register.' Am I right?"
"What's that? Naw, we don't know each other. but I think we're having a foodie moment here."
"What? Alright. But real quick. Have you tried that sushi spot in our city that bourdain visited?"
"Why? I'm just asking. I'm feeling something special like your the kind of girl who would."
"How bout that new joint with the Hong Kong toast?"
"See! See! That's what I'm talking about. This is kooky we got sum thin real deep here."
"How bout those Macaroons at the corner of 37th and Jefferson?"
"I said I'm just asking already! We got a connection."
"I mean the new Ramen spot. 'The gold standard.' right?"
"Wait! This is how I talk with everybody!"
"I said I'm just asking already!"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2,5#26377259)
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